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CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by ceejayluv(m): 8:05pm On Nov 26, 2013
lyly911: ur place is one of the places i would like to visit if i have an opportunity esp. To see how those creatures behave
Lol, you'll be most welcome.... Though you'll be lucky to see them (they're mostly in their natural habitat and seldom come out to receive sunlight)...
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by ceejayluv(m): 7:08pm On Nov 26, 2013
Orlando Owoh: In the South West there are no villages but towns. Or have you heard any Yoruba man say, I'm go to my village, like the Igbo man would say?
Keep your shitty chauvinism to yourself. Are you insulting the intelligence of millions of Nigerians that have served in the southwest, some in the most ensconced villages one can think of? If you decide to call them "Towns" doesn't make them less of rural settlements. There are villages in Europe and The Americas, but lo, your highly exalted southwest is far more developed and advanced that there are no villages anymore.... Sir, you're an Animal.
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by ceejayluv(m): 6:52pm On Nov 26, 2013
lyly911: is ur Eke njaba still on board ??
Lol, still very much on board. .
CultureRe: Which Village Are You From? Represent Your Village Here by ceejayluv(m): 6:21pm On Nov 26, 2013
Repping ATTA, in Njaba LGA, IMO
CelebritiesRe: Mo Abudu & Her Beautiful Daughter (Picture) by ceejayluv(m): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2013
homesteady: The bolded part is 100% correct! grin the girl is not classy!
Come on, She's obviously still a kid...
PhonesRe: Airtel's Poor Data Service by ceejayluv(m): 4:00pm On Nov 25, 2013
Airtel had been slow for almost two weeks but has come back to life since two days now. Guess I'll do the 2+1 plan next.
PoliticsRe: Over 1,000 Nigerians Held In Saudi Arabia by ceejayluv(m): 11:35am On Nov 23, 2013
Francis Diote: Why cant Nigerians see something good in Nigeria and stay here, develope this country and earn a living. Despite the fact that they know our govt dont give a damn about its citizens residing in the country let alone those outside. They boxed themselves to this corner and have themselves to blame. My advise is that people should stay back and work it out here in Nigeria and stop embarrassing yourselves and other Nigerians.
Sir,,migration and diversity are the realities of the modern World. Anything contrary would be "Idi Amin" logic. Or are we waiting for the relatively fewer Nigerians in diaspora to come and develop Nigeria? Are the remaining over 150 million people living here not enough to transform the nation? Even in Nigeria, one could still be treated as a subhuman- Ask those innocent suspects in prison "awaiting trial" for many years, and there are thousands of them. Ask that Hausa boy that was born and raised in Owerri but cannot Dare contest for a councillor position. The World is too big for one to confine himself to one geographical area, unless by choice.
CrimeRe: Yinka Oba Kidnapped, Driver Killed In Osun by ceejayluv(m): 12:17pm On Nov 21, 2013
Dygeasy: Kidnapped At The Frontage Of Her Company Office.

Only The Security Men Remain There As Every Worker Deserted The Company.

My Question Is Where Were The Security Men When The Kidnap Took Place?

If They Aren't Well-Equipped To Combat The Kidnappers, They Coulda Raised Alarm Or Notified Authorities.

Or Is There Something I'm Missing ?
The security men probably notified the family and authorities.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by ceejayluv(m): 5:56pm On Nov 20, 2013
DrugDoc: Reasonable concerned Africans reject Jehovah Witnesses (JWs) because:

1. JWs are control freaks. They[b] use the bible to separate you from your family and the society at large. Before you know it, all your friends and interactions are with JWs only[/b]. JWs teach that the devil is controlling the UN, countries, flags, birthdays celebrations, which makes you uncomfortable anywhere outside a JW environment. Then you can never leave them because they are all that you know after a few years.

2. Their teachings are flawed and baseless. Take for instance that being separate from "the world", which makes Jehovah Witnesses the only true religion. But JW's are an organization started by European-Americans. America itself is land stolen from the natives (native Americans) who have been mostly killed off and confined to refugee camps to this day. Yet JWs live in this stolen land of America and have their Headquarters in NY. They enjoy the proceeds of slavery and imperial wars of America through the schools and hospitals and infrastructure of America. Yet they claim to be "separate from the world". They even pay taxes to the devil (Beast) controlled governments that belong to the UN. They are really insane then. They make use of technology that were invented by devil organizations like the USA Army. One such invention is called the internet.

3. They change their teachings, or false prophesies. They claimed Jesus will return in 1914, then 1974 and then changed it to by the time everyone alive in 1914 would have died. How are you sure they won't change present teachings after you have sacrificed your live living by them?

4. As an African, you need to go and educate yourself on your culture and traditions and the future of your race. These white organizations are coming from super rich countries that are busy bettering their conditions here on earth while these strange religions distract you with their rubbish.

5. Some of their members secretly accept blood transfusion and conduct abortions. I am in healthcare and I know this for a FACT. I don't blame them at all, JW teachings are insane on these topics.

5. JW are probably the least educated religion in the world. But their founders were very educated men. They discourage education and will encourage you to walk the streets of Africa spreading a Judeo-christian religion. It is one of the most tragic consequences of our defeat by the Europeans for them to send their non-sense missionaries to create confusion and sheep-like Africans.
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6. Any sincere humble soul, searching for answers is ice cream to the JWs. They enjoy manipulating and controlling people, less educated and studied people at that. There are better ways an African can live his/her life than being a Jehovah's witness. Arrrghhhh!
Oh pls!! Give me any religion that doesn't have some flawed teachings...
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by ceejayluv(m): 5:27pm On Nov 20, 2013
Personally, even if a Buddhist knocks on my door, I'll listen to him if I have the time. Most will probably leave via the other ear but I believe there's something to learn in any religion/creed/philosophical movement.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by ceejayluv(m): 3:48pm On Nov 20, 2013
Iceman296: I Receive Them Politely But Sincerely Not Interested in their Preaching. Sometimes it can Be Confusing and Contradicting to what you already Know as a Christian. Meaning Their Ideologies are Quite Different!

So what i Normally do is Outrightly Demand their "Awake" and "Watchtower" Because they are Quite Enlightening and informative!

Off I go
Likewise me. I don't think I've missed any of their publications for 4 years now
HealthRe: Today Is World Toilet Day - 100M Nigerians Lack Access To Toilets - UNICEF by ceejayluv(m): 12:01pm On Nov 19, 2013
I wonder what the number will be in India....
Science/TechnologyBritish Fisherman Catches 100kg Albino Catfish by ceejayluv(op):
This is an eight-foot-long, 206-pound
albino wels catfish. It is a real thing
that exists in the wild and not just in
my nightmares.
The fish was caught by British
fisherman Bernie Campbell, who
snagged the monster in the River
Ebro near Barcelona, Spain. It is
believed to be the largest fish of its
kind ever caught, weighing ten
pounds more than the record fish
caught last year.
From the Daily Mail:
“When I got the fish closer to the
shore and I saw it was white, I
couldn’t believe it. It was so
strong it nearly pulled me in on
four separate occasions.”
Campbell was fishing with his son
when he hauled in the beast, a
process that took him half an hour. He
used a special hook with barbs on it,
as well as a super strong fishing line
that stretched 1,800 feet.

After taking some photos, the group
says they put the fish back in the river.

http://usat.ly/17WtdU2

CelebritiesRe: Omawumi During Her School Days (Picture) by ceejayluv(m): 4:33pm On Nov 15, 2013
crackhaus: This girl has never been that fine... I'm just being nice.
I think she's pretty much aware of that...... Likewise everyone else....
PoliticsRe: Sanusi To Lecture In France After CBN Tenure by ceejayluv(m): 9:06am On Nov 15, 2013
Kairoseki77: He should stay and help Nigeria.
By being a jobless armchair social critic? He's "helped" Nigeria enough in his capacity as Central Bank Governor.
PoliticsRe: Yahoo Posts Offensive Article On Nigeria!!!!! by ceejayluv(m): 7:02am On Nov 15, 2013
"I’m a Christian first, and a mean-
spirited, bigoted conservative
second, and don’t you ever forget
it"- Ann Coulter.

Well, nothing she said sounded new to me. We know Nigerians could be "funny" (lemme just put it like that) at times.
Christianity EtcRe: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by ceejayluv(m): 8:08pm On Nov 13, 2013
tm-tech:
Dats not wat we call a bush baby here....its more lyk a goblin
Na WA ooo... Goblins are even imaginary creatures.
"Galago" is another name for Bush Baby.
Don't let superstitions cloud your Googling skills...
Christianity EtcRe: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by ceejayluv(m): 7:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
warrenweste: So its nt strange?? How many have you seen before live?
Oh, come on... Bush Babies are ordinary animals... Also known as "Galago". In ibo they're called "ikiri"..
They're an endangered species and YES , I've seen a live one.

Christianity EtcRe: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by ceejayluv(m): 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
tm-tech:
Many of the present day pple (including me) feel too superior and are so realistic , we don't seem to beliv dat there are other beings but us.....we don't beliv in astra projection, transcendentals(metaphysical realm).....my cousin encountered bush baby wen he traveled to ijebu jesha sometimes back....how do you explain that.......we tend to beliv more in science than in Nature..........all I know is that the aquatic habitat is home to so many creatures , including beasts and demons....I beliv there is God, if so, automatically there are demons tooooooooo
But how's encountering a Bush baby a strange ordeal? Pls explain...
Christianity EtcRe: A Nairalander's Life Experience With Mermaids! by ceejayluv(m): 5:28pm On Nov 13, 2013
Vivly: Why don't you move out of that village and go to a city
Why should he, because of some mere marine maids??
EntertainmentRe: Fans Hypnotised With Olamide’s Roman Emperor Pose by ceejayluv(m): 1:38pm On Nov 12, 2013
He's struggling hard to embed himself in the "illuminati" controversy. Any publicity is publicity. Good strategy I guess, but can't fool me..
TravelRe: I Regretted The Prayers I Offered To God To Take Me To Usa by ceejayluv(m): 9:44am On Nov 12, 2013
Bulk$hit defined.......
EducationRe: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by ceejayluv(m): 7:48am On Nov 12, 2013
theoctopus: What is tax exemption? You people are wicked and criminal. You collect taxes from jobless and homeless people and come here to post trash! Awon Ole! You people are very heartless and ungodly! You treat the poor like dirt. You talk nonsense about people going back to their villages as if Lagos indigenes are not part of the victims of this your elitist and corrupt policies, geared at extracting money from the public for Tinubu and his cronies! Continue to stuff your pockets with stolen money and if you like, concession everything to Tinubu's family. One day na one day! Ole buruku!
Calm down dude.... Paying 3 or 5k tax per annum is fair enough for "the poor" in exchange for tuition-free education. A bricklayer that earns 1k and above for a day's job shouldn't pay tax? Is that your ideal society? A tax-free society?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Did You Spend Your Today Sunday [my Pics For Today Outing] by ceejayluv(m): 6:12pm On Nov 11, 2013
ManTiger: Spent.
And what did you gained from that liquor? Socialization you call it but non-alcoholic drink will nourish your health better...
...hell is real bro.
Give your life to Jesus!
For real? you mean "Spent" was the correct word to use in that context? Never knew. Guess I need to storm my primary school for a refund.
PoliticsRe: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by ceejayluv(m): 5:52pm On Nov 10, 2013
texazzpete: Erm, he was tried and executed by a millitary tribunal.

Justice Ibrahim Auta was the chairman of that tribunal...and he was appointed as the Chief Judge of the Federal High Court by President GEJ.
You don't mean it.....
EducationRe: Nigerian Student Rescued After Being Trapped Between 2 Walls For 72 Hours by ceejayluv(m): 10:17pm On Nov 08, 2013
5points: Such a cute boi.
Thank God
That.... That just sounds Gay...
FamilyRe: Baby Girl Born With Werewolf Syndrome In India by ceejayluv(m): 9:10pm On Nov 07, 2013
Afam4eva: Why always India?
China+India = 40% of global population...

40% of weirdo freaks gotta be born there statistically...
PoliticsRe: Presidency To Amaechi, Join APC, Dont Consult Jonathan by ceejayluv(m): 8:47am On Nov 07, 2013
hollandis: Bone that thing eeeee.make I hear word!! Wetin amechi do for ph ...nothing.why apc dey like corrupt and inept people
Did you say he did "NOTHING"? Let's criticise constructively at least. Governance ain't about sharing money around...
BusinessRe: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by ceejayluv(m): 2:33pm On Nov 06, 2013
Daffydoc: The above says it would be used for IDENTIFICATION, VERIFICATION and AUTHENTICATION. It didn't say anything about replacing ATM cards. It's just an extra security measure for ATM and over-the-counter withdrawals. Please do not mislead people OP.
A sane post at last...
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Hardest Question You've Ever Been Asked? by ceejayluv(m): 2:20pm On Nov 06, 2013
What are your plans for us?? huh
BusinessRe: Banks To Replace ATM Card With Finger Print. by ceejayluv(m): 11:58am On Nov 06, 2013
mekaboy: Well its bound to happen. All this is in preparation to usher in the man of lawlessness(anti-christ). It will be the same worldwide. Eventually there will be one world currency and govt. Since ur bank details, is linked to ur finger print. You will not have access to ur funds unless u have the mark of the beast.

Its happening before our eyes.

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