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Cool, well-researched writeup.... You're a tech pundit.

Omojayejaye: @ceejayluv .....the time and energy you spent typing this poo you call a post can as well be use to do somtin valuable....what a waste of space others might have used to help the emotionally weak.......

I doubt you meant to refer to me.... I only quoted some guy who wrote the actual shit, check again.

pmc01: What a very silly story of a wayward and immoral fornicator!

In fact, it is an insult to the Modest Ladies around. Can't one be successful without having been wayward?

It's not as if she was raped, she simply traded away her virtues as a woman- disrespect to her future husband.

If her parents had been asked to give her out in marriage then rather than bring shame to them, they will say she is underaged. Shame on the careless parents too.

Tomorrow, when the child is being taunted about his father, he will start to suffer undue psychological torture and depression. Yet, they say we should celebrate such a shameless woman.

When I read that she is now changed, I had even expected to see a well-covered lady in her hijab. Alas! She doesn't even have her hair covered and still goes on to wear attachments. So disgusting!

At 25, she is not talking about getting married and start her own family. She will rather keep a boyfriend while accomplishing more 'academic landmarks'.

She had better turn to her Lord in sincere repentance and try to strike a proper balance between her worldly stay and preparation for her Hereafter.

Wishing her well in her future endeavour.

Whoa Whoa... By all standards, this is the biggest pile of S|hit of a post I've ever read on this site.

Alchemy: Which android?? the glorified china fone? anyway i was using android fone b4 selling it 2 buy BB n am enjoyin ma BB dan dat china fone called android. Thanks

Hmm... Wonder where you got a phone branded "Android"...

Goldenheart: This is crazy
I just subscribed Airtel 2GB for 1500. On Android device.

What's the code pls.....

Happening live in Owerri... Half eclipse is better than none .. Lol...

Sun Blazing hot here in Owerri... Counting down...

3ace: $250? That's about N40k, how can this even be a profitable venture when the woman will feed them, take care of them medically e.t.c. I really don't understand

I guess they meant $ 2,500 (almost 400k), more realistic and consistent with what was charged by other culprits....

Whither IVM (Innoson)??

dheaven: Because first class is not a new thing and its just common Islamic Law he made the first class.

It's clearly written "Faculty of Law" in the report....

0monnakoda: I am not sure what your point is ? Is it that "Bloomberg TV will not be used for spying" Can you guarantee that ?

Well, suspecting Bloomberg TV of Espionage intentions is paranoid at best... Not that we are in an ideological war with the USA a la "cold war".. it's an open secret that the CIA has well-established Intel networks World-wide. if we're to prevent (or rather, stop the obviously on-going) espionage in the country, scrutinising Bloomberg won't yield zilch.

0monnakoda: To spy successfully you need different Legitimate fronts. How did America get Bin Laden They used an Immunization programme. Were they not already spying in Pakistan before theystarted the Immunization programme?
The lesson there is things are not alway what they seem so we must be vigilant.
Your remarks may seem smart to you but they are naive and childish. Whether it be TV, Oil Company engineer, Clergymen,anything American is SUSPECT. It is harder for them in Nigeria because we are black and so they must either use black people(They like to hide expertise from them) or put white people on ground. Technology has its limits.To put white people on ground they need to create some legitimate front like NGO or World Bank or TV etc

Spying in Nigeria is harder?? Come on... Like America doesn't have blacks?? What about Nigerian Americans that are ready to spill any info for few thousand extra bucks a month? The fact is their Intel network is well-established here already. Bloomberg will only be naturally obliged to report any observations made to Intel authorities.

0monnakoda: What is welcome about it? I don't get Nigerians anymore. We need to develop from within. Nobody will bring good things to you. By the way I have never heard of Bloomberg TV. I hope it is not another way of bringing in the CIA.
Instead of jumping like baboons why not TRY to formulate a few questions about this develop. Who benefits me or the guy next door or next street? Mama Bomboy Maybe?

Lol, Americans have been spying technologically advanced Germany et al... What makes you think they need a decoy TV station to spy us. They've been having a field day spying us from time, bro.

theoctopus: How can you not see anything wrong in that? It is totally wrong. You cannot use over 60% of your salary to buy a phone. That is madness and stupidity put together. It is poverty mentality. Who is such a person trying to impress? You should never live above your means

Oh come on... So if such people buy cars of 600k, what would you call them. If the 100k phone is used for 2 years and resold at 40k, that's 60k spent on the phone in two years.. 2,500 naira a month... Would have paid more if it was bought on contract with a "small" advance fee......

On a lighter note....
A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got
a steering wheel sticking out of his
pants. The bartender sees him and
asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel
doing there?" The pirate says,
"Aaarrrr, it's driving me nuts."

ighoosagie: dummy formula.


It does not work that way sir.
D same gas dat moves a car for one person, is d same for 8.
Wen u buy grocery or oda commodities in large or whole quantities, it becomes cheaper.


Some times u get d same satisfaction even if u eat more or less.


Ur formula is inconclusive.

Yeah right,, taking care of someone means feeding them only?? What happens to healthcare, clothing, education, entertainment and savings for the future?
I appreciate your dummy reply though.

My calculation goes thus: family income = 45k X no. Of persons. Including dependents. Eg. If you're taking care of younger siblings or parents, calculate it at 45k per head.

Therefore if you got two dependents and wife got two dependents, then budget for two kids (they may come as twins first)..
That's a total of six dependents plus you and your wife making it 8 people..

That gives 45k x8= 360k per month FAMILY income....

My formula.

Titiluvly: This Weak abi Wike too get busy-body abeg...Just seeking for favour everywhere,,..mtchew..

#Goodman wannabe#

He's obviously ambitious. I'll so laugh my a.ss off at him when all his sycophantic efforts backfire.

gbanikiti: there's nothing wrong establishing a newspaper business. The problem is who is gonna be reading the newspaper when I can go online and get the latest news around the world. Its just a waste of time and resources.

Hello... You'll be surprised to know that millions of (educated) Nigerians don't use the internet. Besides, they'll definitely have a website as well where you can read all the free content you want. Stop nagging.

Doesn't change the fact that he's still gonna lose..

safarigirl: as long as she 'services' the governor to his liking, after which, she will go the way of Nkiru. What tha phuck is a 'principal protocol officer' btw? Waste of money, why he no dey hire men?

Have you found out the men/women ratio in his cabinet before asking such silly question? After y'all be demanding 35% affirmative action.

olu_kenzo :
I didn't intend coming back here at first, but on a second thought, why not? Our opinions here are purely academic!

Now, I think you shouldn't really narrow it down to the context with which the sentence you quoted implies. Doing that makes nonsense of the term "bionic man". Say Full Bionic Robot and damn the obvious tautology (which is only visible from your POV) and I'll agree with you. It takes essentially living parts to be a Bionic man...



Touche! This is what I have been trying to explain to you and the obvious liker of your posts since! Frank is an Android, he is a "full bionic robot!"

Ah! Plenty rubbish. I have a payment routine to write!

Bye!

To sum it up... All Cyborgs are Bionic but not All "Bionic" machines are Cyborgs.

well, Aim for the sky........ They say.

olu_kenzo :
Bionic:

Human having mechanical/electrical parts that compliment or work intandem with organic body parts, usually conferring superhuman abilities. i.e It has to have living parts, it has to be human but with mechanical parts that function like and aid the organic parts....

Android:

A Robot that looks and behaves like a human being. i.e it is completely of mechanical parts which have shapes and functions of human body parts...

These definitions makes nonsense of "Frank", at least in the bionic sense. I feel insulted by the attempt at semantic manipulation by the scientists. I won't buy such a lie for a kobo!

You have a valid point there.... Let's just say "Frank" is an Android with bionic body parts.... No less a million dollar marvel.

olu_kenzo :
I am more concerned by the topic of the thread. Why should the scientists attempt to pass an android off as a bionic man?

Define "BIONIC"

worth: The invention is mere robot not human being.Pancreas,lungs etc. pancreas alone as small as it they I.e scientists couldn't create it for transplanting to those who have pancreas aberration, which led to type1 diabetes,let alone creating other vital organs.people don't be desired by the toy they invented.God is so great that he cannot be fathomed.Jesus love u.

OMORIHI: All these just to prove the inexistency ofGod.There is none comparable to the ALMIGHTY OMNIPOTENT!!

worth: The invention is mere robot not human being.Pancreas,lungs etc. pancreas alone as small as it they I.e scientists couldn't create it for transplanting to those who have pancreas aberration, which led to type1 diabetes,let alone creating other vital organs.people don't be desired by the toy they invented.God is so great that he cannot be fathomed.Jesus love u.

simulating nature doesn't amount to "Playing God" as you guys are insinuating. Nature has inspired science and science has affected nature. Bio-mimicry is a thriving movement in science as we try to imitate birds by building planes/ jet packs, marine life by designing submarines/diving gear and alternate vision by echolocation as used by bats and dolphins to mention a few. take a chill pill. Cut the nerds some slack.. It's all for the advancement of humanity.

thumbs up science...

we're getting to the "singularity"- when man and machine will merge. It's predicted to take effect by 2029. May happen earlier or later. Virtual Reality will get to be Real Virtuality.

taharqa: Don't be a FOOOL, my frnd. 'This Govt must bend' u say; that is what is important to WEAK MINDS like you, right? If you bliv that it is possible for d Govt, any Govt for that mata in Naija, to smhow provide #500bn IN A YEAR for Infrastructure of Universities alone (and this is EXCLUSIVE of Polythetics, Colleges of Education, Secondary Skuls, Primary Skuls, AND d huge Salaries and Running costs of d entire educational system) when d entire Capital budget is #1.5trillion, then must be living in some far away lala land..... The unbelievable quests by sm of u chaps to do anytin, support anytin in a lame attempt to undermine one man, will lead to d destruction of this nation. See what that same quests is doing to d USA today...

Did the govt officials smoke LaLa when they signed the agreement?

londoner: Ermm,.....why would people be expecting a change so soon?

I wonder ooo... When I'm even forecasting a 2-3 years window before any slightly significant impact.

kacheezy: We are waiting for them in Calabar.

Well, no need... The 5-0 they'll receive will be enough punishment....

ba7man: Enforcing safe practices in Aviation is far more important than analyzing a Black Box in Nigeria.

If there are no Plane crashes, there won't be Black box analysis. Why walk through Refurbished Airports to board rickety, unsafe Planes??

Wrong! There can never be NO plane crashes. No matter the stringent regulations, an accident is an accident...

For the records, check out the
American Air accidents records...
www.airsafe.com/events/us_ten.htm
The inevitable will always happen.