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Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 8:17pm On Dec 25, 2013
FrancisTony: Phew!! Pfft. Those idemili people must be devilish. They hypnotize the snake with their black power and you're here telling me trash. Anybody that's not from that idemili will be bitten by the snake. Lemme tell you something, that satan u atheist/pagan/agnostic etc are worshipping was lucky that the almighty God didn't collect his power from lucifer when he was sent to hell. Better go back to school and learn. Awon olodo!
Bull$hit!! Pythons ain't venomous, how many times are we gonna repeat that?
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 6:46pm On Dec 25, 2013
Teeto, Esq:
upgrade your brain....you are lacking behind.
It's "lagging".... You're the one behind...
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 6:28pm On Dec 25, 2013
FrancisTony: yea! Any dog that bites deserves killing but how can we bring cold blooded animal in our house and be living together with it. Smh! Tufiakwa
No, I meant banning owning dogs and exterminating them because a few have killed people?
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 6:11pm On Dec 25, 2013
nairacoded.com:
is that so huh? www.dailytimes.com.ng/article/brief-python-swallows-baby-edo
Dogs seldom bite and kill people, should we now kill all dogs??
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2013
FrancisTony: how does keeping wild life change the price of garri in the markethuhhuh?
When the black man quits thinking with his stomach, then we'll be ready for true development.....
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 3:42pm On Dec 25, 2013
FrancisTony: Genesis 3 : 15 - and i will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.

God was referring to python(snake).
Rev12 : 17, 1john 3:8
Sharrap....
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 3:37pm On Dec 25, 2013
a2personal2013: Some of our brothers go dey talk like say naija na Ame . Make una stop dis yeye forming wen una dey do joor. Wetin u want make d hunters do ? Make dem go call police say dem see snake, then write application to catc

Its our culture and tradition to kill snake. Abeg make I run reach there whether d meat remain make I use am flex dis xmas
Dude, try kill the smaller python sub-species in my villa,,na that time you go know say killing snake no be culture..... Of course the venomous ones are killed, but why the relatively harmless, non-venomous ones??
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Caused Traffic jam At Galadima-zuba Express Axis, Abuja by ceejayluv(m): 3:34pm On Dec 25, 2013
Why kill it??. This snake would have been sold for over $1000 alive in the black market. Americans would have grabbed the offer. We are yet to evolve from the phase of "eat anything you see", it's sad. The most basic biology tells us that constrictors hardly kill humans, yet peeps are shouting "kill it or it swallows your whole family"... Keep eating them till they go extinct, BLACK-brained mofos....
PhonesRe: Star W450 MTK6582 Android 4.2 Smartphone - Spec & Price by ceejayluv(m): 2:50pm On Dec 24, 2013
Demaejy: Q1 is also a good phone with qwert keypads but not as good as M5 because is a latest phone with better specs. Read more on Tecno Q1 thread ...
Q1 Aesthetically sucks.....
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Faces Investigation 24 Hours After Jonathan’s Reply by ceejayluv(m): 12:28pm On Dec 24, 2013
oluface: I hope you know that its OBJ we are talking about here.. not Tinubu!
And so fucking what?.. If he was so strong, then why did he chicken out of the PDP to support his ex enemies?
Foreign AffairsRe: AK-47 Inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov Dies by ceejayluv(m): 12:02am On Dec 24, 2013
Yaba_Leftist: Hell awaits you Kalashinikov! angry Satan will be so glad to welcome you home. angry You have caused the death of millions of people around the world. Hope you get a nice space in the hottest part of hell! angry
I guess knives and bottles manufacturers will rot in hell as well. Car manufacturers too, DOKPEMU.
PoliticsRe: Join APC Or Leave My Cabinet – Kwankwaso by ceejayluv(m): 3:38pm On Dec 23, 2013
hipinnacle: you can either have a platform like a party structure to contribute your quota to the development of Nigeria or be independent and will only be in the critisicism department. like www.facebook.com/APCTeamNigeria group to stir the ship of development in Nigeria. it is not about the structure in party alone, the people too matter. make a pact today. it is a platform to gather progressive youth to voice out and choose their own leaders come 2015
Any youths that support to vote in a septuagenarian that has ruled before they were born can hardly be described as "progressive"....
Jokes EtcRe: I Am The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland. See My Pix by ceejayluv(m): 3:30pm On Dec 23, 2013
We could hook up... #winks#....

PoliticsRe: Join APC Or Leave My Cabinet – Kwankwaso by ceejayluv(m): 3:24pm On Dec 23, 2013
taiwoliu: he is ryt to ask dem to resign cos he knws dey wld sabotage his plans due to the difference in political ideology of both parties. Moreover it is nt a threat bt a warning cos he might b planning to mk non-apc members in his cabinet go thru HELL....
What "ideologies", if I may ask? APC has failed the ideological test by courting OBJ. That's so surreal, I thought I was dreaming.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Transmission company of Nigeria (TCN). by ceejayluv(m): 1:24pm On Dec 23, 2013
Congrats y'all. Though I missed the opportunity, I hope I don't see any of you posting that this Administration "did Nothing" as you're all living testimonies and stakeholders of the power revolution in the country. let's build the nation together.
From a comrade-in-engineering.
EducationRe: Unilorin Lecturers To Teach From Homes By 2014 - Registrar by ceejayluv(m): 1:06pm On Dec 23, 2013
Chemiefatie: Good initiative. But wont this breed room for laziness among the lecturers? And again, some students may abuse the opportunity and use the ipad for non-educational purposes.
Universities ought to be "avant garde" by nature. such policies ought to have been on for years now cos anybody could send assignment via emails without importing iPads. I guess why they had to buy the gadgets was for the students and lecturers not to have any excuses. It's the 21st century, Africa can't keep on with "siddon look" attitude when even high schools in other continents have gotten high tech.
PhonesRe: Nokia Android Phone Will Be Released In January 2014 by ceejayluv(m): 1:01pm On Dec 23, 2013
abubaka101: According to previous reports, this "Android phone" is an heavily modified version of Android.
Can/Should it still be called an Android device?
Of course. The OS in the kindle fire was highly modified but it's still no less an Android device. Virtually all Andy phone makers tweak their OS source code to an extent to suit their preferences (hey, open source). You can only get the "virgin" Android OS version in the Google Nexus series.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by ceejayluv(m): 12:24pm On Dec 22, 2013
Keep blaming NOI if other govt officials embezzle money... Blame her when your local govt chairman doesn't even have an official budget... Blame Stella oduah if a pilot error or crosswind causes a crash. Blame Akinwunmi Adeshina and NOI for the increase in price of rice and the failure of states with comparative advantage to produce certain crops to utilise their Allocations wisely. Blame GEJ for the fact that NEPA didn't employ any engineering graduate for over 17 years and the military regimes of old didn't give a rat's a$$ about adding a single megawatt to the grid. Let's keep blaming them while other officials in power saddled with the execution of allocations and policies wire our funds to the Cayman islands. Keep blaming NOI and co. for not recovering under three years, the opportunities the nation lost since the 70's....
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by ceejayluv(m): 11:40am On Dec 22, 2013
imanuel5959: Why are Nigerians dis daft? A woman who if not because of †ђξ influence of USA will be †ђξ president of worldbank today is being insulted by ppl who can not cross †ђξ gate whre she's †ђξ boss in New York. Wat has NOI has got to do with †ђξ price of Ijebu garri Щњεn we all have govs who keep going to Abuja everyday to ask for money yet has got nothing to show for it. Don't each state of †ђξ federation has a commissioner for finance, wat is his/her role? Come to Abuja every month collect money and share or wat? Wat abt †ђξ local govts don't d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ have allocations from fg monthly, wat do d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ have to show for it. Dis country can never move forward until we †ђξ citizens start asking our elected or appointed officials questions not only †ђξ fg esp executive while we neglect †ђξ legislature, judiciary, various state and local govts, it will not work!!
As for †ђξ ppl insulting Okonjo Iweala .J̲̣̣̣U̶̲̥̅̊§τ̲̅ pray to Your God to make U̶̲̥̅̊ atleast
1/10th of wat she's today.
Well-said.... I need an NOI critic to answer the questions you just asked.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by ceejayluv(m): 10:17am On Dec 22, 2013
rasojie: you are a fuul...i am sorry , you guys are blind, a mumu dude is talkin bout revolution in the agric and poWer sector....all those are on paper, nothing is done, brothers we need change forget abt sentiments
Yeah, and the change you need is an Obj-anointed, buhari-led APC , right?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by ceejayluv(m): 10:05am On Dec 22, 2013
swezenberg: Seed how tribalism has blinded the eyes of many Nigerians to the point that their grand mothers and fathers regret ever producing their parents.

Tell me one thing this government has done that deserves to be applauded.
Well, stop criticising with destructive pessimism.. Im very sure you were aware of when the revolution in the power and agricultural sector were going on, for instance.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Embraces APC - See Photo by ceejayluv(m): 9:53am On Dec 22, 2013
so lemme get this straight.... The same obj that has been blamed by the opposition to have driven the country to this hellish level. The same obj that they claimed entrenched corruption and has been called all sorts of names is now their God father.... Now tell me, what will then be the difference between pdp and Apc if they (fictionally) win the next election? APC has failed in the ideological game. Too bad.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo Iweala And Occupy Nigeria Group: Twitter Fight! by ceejayluv(m): 9:37am On Dec 22, 2013
ilugunboy: Very hard to fault those guys argument against the Minister.....Nigerians want tangible development reflected in ordinary homes, not developments on charts and power-point presentations.

As usual...the Ibos on NL will rather support the woman by insulting the Occupy Nigeria group.
Charts, cpi data inflation etc. are all terms and hallmarks of financial technocracy. She is handling the macro scale of the economy professionally. As for the issue of affecting the common man, you'd agree that she's not the only person who ought to draft policies and entrench the welfare of the citizenry. What are the lawmakers, state govts, state commissioners of finance, state house of assembly members doing about the welfare of the common man? They all have roles to play.
FamilyRe: My Brother Is Obsessed With Football. What Can We Do? by ceejayluv(m): 10:34pm On Dec 20, 2013
Thank God I have never, I do not and I will never give a flying squirrel's as$ about soccer....
It's cool to have hobbies and interests though. He may not be vast in general knowledge, but that doesn't mean he won't make it in life.
CultureRe: Post your photos of Igbo village houses here by ceejayluv(m): 8:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
don.pope:
you see what too much of watching nollywood movies have done to your sense of reasoning? angry angry
Hehehe... The |diot is quoting nollywood as his impeccably reliable source of evidence. Case dismissed.
Science/TechnologyRe: China To Build Power Station In The Moon by ceejayluv(m): 8:34pm On Dec 19, 2013
Emelcee: My question is, how long will it last?... Thumbs up 2 them sha.
Do you expect a government-backed project with billions of dollars of R& D commitments to end up being fake or inferior? This is no roadside family biz producing chinko phones... It's fuc|king space tech!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigeria- South Africa F A Q s by ceejayluv(m): 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2013
If this post didn't make sense to you, then you're a hopeless epitome of irrationality.
PhonesRe: God Repaired My Galaxy Tablet (picture) by ceejayluv(m): 8:59am On Dec 19, 2013
Poverty-stricken testimony....
PoliticsRe: Iyabo Obasanjo's Letter To Her Father by ceejayluv(m): 8:25am On Dec 18, 2013
"Nigeria has
descended into a hellish reality where
smart, capable people to “survive”
and have their daily bread prostrate
to imbeciles. Everybody trying to pull
everybody else down with greed and
selfishness — the only traits that gets
you anywhere. Money must be had
and money and power is king. Even
the supposed down-trodden agree
with this."
Can't think of any truer statement describing Nigeria at the moment.
FamilyFather In Yemen Seeks One Million Facebook 'likes' As Dowry by ceejayluv(op): 7:26am On Dec 18, 2013
A father in Yemen has asked, not
for money, but for one million
Facebook "likes" as dowry for his
daughter's hand in marriage.
Yemen is a very traditional society, but
one marriage there has been given a
very modern twist. Instead of asking
his daughter's husband-to-be for a
dowry payment, Salem Ayash, a poet
from the city of Taiz, has asked for
one million Facebook likes. That's a lot
in a country of just 25 million, where
internet use is limited.
"It's the first time we've heard of
something like this," says Bashraheel
Bashraheel, a journalist with Yemen's
Al-Ayyam newspaper. The story has
made big waves on social media
there, he says, with countless bloggers
writing urging people to support the
page so the couple can get married.
The page was set up on Sunday and
has 30,000 likes so far. "No-one in
Yemen can afford dowries anymore,"
says Ayash, explaining why he's asking
for a digital dowry - rather than gold
or money.
The fact that many young men cannot
afford dowries, and so cannot get
married, is a hot topic in Yemen, says
Bashraheel - with numerous attempts
over the past few years to set a
maximum legal amount. Neighbours
often club together to help pay a
dowry - which is set by the father of
the bride - and mass marriages are
becoming more popular as a way of
making it more affordable.
Those commenting on Salem Ayash's
Facebook page seem divided on
whether it's a good idea or not. Many
have thanked him for raising the issue
of dowry payments, but others have
questioned his motivations. "All you
want is to use your daughter to seek
fame," writes one - noting that the
Facebook likes are for his own
personal page, rather than that of his
daughter or her husband-to-be.
Ayash told the BBC that he wants to
see evidence his future son-in-law is
making an effort to raise the one
million Facebook likes - but he won't
be rigid. "If I see that he's worked
hard, I'm willing to be flexible to see
them happily married."


www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-25414584

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CultureRe: Deji Of Akure’s Corpse Placed On A Chair For Chiefs To Pay Homage by ceejayluv(m): 11:53pm On Dec 17, 2013
Weirdly freaky?, Yes.. Wrong?, Absolutely not. It's culture. We should all learn to preserve some aspects of our traditions, provided they're not illegal.
PhonesRe: New Glo Data Plans For Smartphones by ceejayluv(m): 4:41pm On Dec 17, 2013
Anything more than 1 naira per MB ain't fair. Telecom coys should sit up.

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