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RomanceRe: Things Most People Would Rather Enlarge. by cerpvad(m): 9:04pm On Sep 17, 2019
Who are still falling for all those enlargement scams? People can be funny. Telling you that your hips can be enlarged or your breast or bum can be increased by taking certain herbs or rubbing creams or ointment is like telling you your arms or your legs can get longer by taking or rubbing same stuff on them.
RomanceRe: Please A Female Should Volunteer To Write About Femalebased MISEDUCATIONS by cerpvad(m): 8:29pm On Sep 17, 2019
OK joke apart. Who be Rhekinat or something?
Rekhina:
If you think is a Joking Matter ,Wake up Rekhinatu dosent Joke Around ask about Me!
RomanceRe: Please A Female Should Volunteer To Write About Femalebased MISEDUCATIONS by cerpvad(m): 6:22pm On Sep 17, 2019
I volunteer grin
RomanceRe: Men It Is Your Duty To Give Your Wife Or Girlfriend Sex 12-15 Times A Week’ by cerpvad(m): 2:49pm On Sep 17, 2019
Good advice, though not all women have the strength for such, reason so many men cheat outside
RomanceRe: Reply As A Boyfriend!! What Will Be Your Reply If Your Babe Said This To You? by cerpvad(m): 2:40pm On Sep 17, 2019
No reply grin grin
CrimeRe: 4 Notorious Armed Robbers In Igando Terrorising Residents In Lagos (Photo) by cerpvad(m): 2:39pm On Sep 17, 2019
Part of the reason the current U.S. Department of State Travel Advisory level for Nigeria is Level 3- Reconsider Travel grin grin
CrimeRe: Prostitution: Ghana To Deport 25 Nigerians by cerpvad(m): 2:26pm On Sep 17, 2019
Olosho everywhere grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Somebody's Girlfriend, I Have Everything You Want'- Lady Cries Out by cerpvad(m): 10:37am On Sep 17, 2019
This lady is just suffering from depression. Someone should please help her
CelebritiesRe: Ifeoma Okeke Slams People Body-Shaming Her (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 10:28am On Sep 17, 2019
grin
hardon1:
when you meet this type, na that time you go know say to Bleep toto na work grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ifeoma Okeke Slams People Body-Shaming Her (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 10:26am On Sep 17, 2019
Plus size ladies dey easily get tired on bed. grin
CelebritiesRe: Jayce Jeremi 1st Birthday: Linda Ikeji Celebrate Her Son (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 8:27am On Sep 17, 2019
Well, judging from the circumstances surrounding his birth, and his type of mum, I don't think the boy will grow up like a normal child
Angel246:
Your observations is right and I hope the too much love doesn't end up affecting the boy nagatively. Linda has to take it easy so the boy can grow up normally.
CelebritiesRe: Jayce Jeremi 1st Birthday: Linda Ikeji Celebrate Her Son (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 6:41am On Sep 17, 2019
MY OBSERVATIONS :Her birthday message doesn't sound like from mother to son, rather it sounds like that coming from a woman to her lover. Definitely she has replaced emotions for anyman with her son. The vacuum a man left in her heart , she has got a son to fill it in.

Happy birthday to the toddler.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Calls A Woman Who Won N500k, What She Did Next Is Shocking by cerpvad(m): 8:44pm On Sep 16, 2019
The woman obviously lacks phone etiquette.
SportsRe: Reactions As 'Rubber' Man Shows His Flexibility (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 8:23pm On Sep 16, 2019
Chai, this guy's spinal cord na spring? grin grin
RomanceRe: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by cerpvad(m): 11:59am On Sep 16, 2019
I think this does not apply to all of them. If you carry overnight and you hit her at the right place, she go turn all angles for you on the bed grin
buygala:
grin

Baba paid for Missionary and is expecting the girl to do 'Snake in the monkey shadow' grin

For those of you who are not in the Olosho Pickup business


'Overnight package' does not mean you are entitled to fvck her until her pussy starts overheating like Corrolla engine wey burn gasket angry
You are entitled to just one missionary round before bed and one 'good morning' missionary round before she leaves...anything extra is strictly on previous agreement or if she willingly gives you 'Jara' grin

Missionary style still applies to 'Short time' unless otherwise agreed

The honest truth is that it's my lodge mate in the uni named Cowbell who told me all these things smiley ...but I know you guys will not believe me... undecided
RomanceRe: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by cerpvad(m): 11:54am On Sep 16, 2019
shocked shocked shocked shocked which kind doctrine be this? What does serpent and vagina have in common?
Richdad50:
shocked

He who sleeps with a harlot is not wise. He is likened to a man who prepares hot coal of fire only to put it on his head.

When you drive your penis into a woman, you go into her with your giftings, talents, and stars. And as you withdraw, you withdraw with them. With every motion, you open up an opportunity for the unthinkable, for a great steal. Perhaps a stranger or a woman with legions of unclean spirits, there the thief (spirits) lie in wait for the man with uncommon glory.

Son, not all women are worth the fun. I have counseled men who lost empowerment after a sexual encounter and I have heard of beautiful women whose vaginas are mouths of serpents. A good wife preserves your glory but a wayward woman trades away your future unknowingly.

Wisdom with Richdad
RomanceRe: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by cerpvad(m): 11:51am On Sep 16, 2019
grin grin grin You are business lady to the core
sisisioge:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Chai! How do these traders and buyers manage this market? Their eyes dey see o. Up till now, I thought there would be a modicum of cuddling abi na hugging...definitely no kissing...but surely there should be some courtesy on both the parts of the buyer and seller. Whew! Customer service has always been something I think all businesses have by default embarassed
RomanceRe: Man Asks Prostitute Who Demanded For More Money To Leave His House by cerpvad(m): 11:48am On Sep 16, 2019
Olosho dey demand to be respected. Anyway Man must whack and hustle must pay grin
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 8:41am On Sep 16, 2019
Camel toe or giraffe toe, e be like say you dey smoke skushi grin
noble2faith:
I pity u. Na u dey advertise ur babe for here o. I no wan hear story wey dey touch o if any guy go snatch her from you. By the way, na wetin dey between her belle and her *****? na camel toe and giraffe toe shift go her belle side? huh huh huh huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 8:38am On Sep 16, 2019
Keep seeing her in your dream, but don't dare move near her in real life, otherwise I go lash you koboko
Noel1:
I saw her in my dream 2 days ago
RomanceRe: How Having Sex With My Best Friend Ruined My Marriage by cerpvad(m): 7:02pm On Sep 15, 2019
Though the story has no specific timelines, making it sound like a fiction, it is highly educative. Kudos to the author
RomanceRe: How Having Sex With My Best Friend Ruined My Marriage by cerpvad(m): 6:58pm On Sep 15, 2019
This story has no specific timelines, making it sound like a fiction, though educative. Kudos to the author.
Writercruze:
My name is Titilayo, and this is my story. I know many people will criticize me after reading this story, but I have to share it to the world. Do you know why? I don’t want any lady out there to make the mistakes I made that ruined my marriage. Just as the headline stated, having sex with my best friend destroyed my marriage.

You know that guy we call our ‘bestie.’ He’s a cankerworm that can eat up the happiness and peace in your marriage if you aren’t careful. Trust me, the greatest mistake any married woman can make is to have a male best friend. I’ve been there before; it doesn’t always end well.

I met my ex-husband Ola during my undergraduate days at the University of Ibadan. He was a very handsome, intelligent, and hardworking young man (He still is). Kindness is his second nature, as he will always go extra miles to make people happy.

It still breaks my heart how I cheated on Ola and took his love for granted. Having sex with my best friend in marriage changed everything. Don’t worry; I’ll tell you how it all happens.

I met him in my third year at the University. He was one of those popular guys in my department, although he was in his fourth year then. We started as friends, but things moved quickly, and we became an ‘item.’

I never regretted my relationship with Ola because he’s the type of man I need. You know the kind of man we all crave to date? Trust me, that’s Ola. And he graduated a few months after I met him.

The Status Of Our Relationship After Ola’s Graduation

I thought my relationship with Ola would probably end in school gate. But it didn’t. In fact, we became more serious after he graduated. We would speak on the phone for over an hour and still have something to say. I didn’t need a soothsayer to inform me that Ola is my soulmate.

Six months after graduation, Ola got his NYSC posting letter. He was posted to River State. The relationship was still as romantic as always. We made video calls, chat on Whatsapp, and visit each other once in a while.

Immediately after NYSC, Ola got a job with a big oil and gas firm in PortHarcourt. At this point, he was more eager than ever to take the relationship to the next level. But I wanted to finish my NYSC program before marriage. We talked things out, and he was cool with it.

After graduation, I was posted to Calabar for NYSC. Being a lady, I wanted to experience life differently. I mean, I want to associate, meet new friends and open up to better possibilities. It was during my NYSC days I met Effiong.

Effiong happened to be my friend during NYSC. He had a girl then, and of course, I had Ola. So, we were just friends, nothing more. Unlike Ola, Effiong is friendly, witty, and fun. Don’t wrong, I didn’t say Ola was annoying, but his new job made him too serious to my liking.

After a while, my friendship with Effiong became closer. We started confiding in each other. In fact, sometimes, I discussed Ola with him, and he would advise me accordingly. At a time, I started enjoying Effiong’s company more than Ola’s.

Ola Took The Bold Step After My NYSC

A week to the end of my service year, Ola came to Calabar and proposed to me.

Five months after the proposal, we did our traditional wedding. Marriage life was fun as Ola was ready to do anything to make me happy.

He was always proud of me and made me feel special. Like I mentioned earlier, his job took most of his time. Sometimes, when he will be offshore for 3weeks and be with me for one week. I know he was trying so hard to make the family comfortable, but I was always lonely.

However, whenever he was onshore, he tried as much as possible to make it up with me. But it wasn’t always enough.

Three years after our marriage, I bump into Effiong in PortHarcourt. You remember the name, right? My best friend during NYSC. We started meeting up more often, and we would discuss a whole lot of things. Interestingly, we never got tired of talking, but we’re still friends at this time.

Due to my closeness to Effiong, I seldom noticed my husband’s absence. He would take me out and makes me feel so special.

At a time, I started missing Effiong when we aren’t together. I was gradually falling for him without knowing. Come on, why won’t fall in love with him? He works as well, but he still spent time with me his friend. And my husband had little or no time for me. Well, I’m not justifying my actions. No matter what, having sex with my best friend (Effiong) is an action I still regret till date.

When I Started Having Sex With My Best Friend Effiong

Although I had feelings for Effiong, I never knew it would go this far. One day, Ola came to the house to spend his normal one week with me. I barely noticed his presence, as I was always chatting and looking for a way to be with Effiong. Ola wasn’t cool with it, and we had a fight, he shouted at me and left for work angrily. Remember, he won’t come back from work for three weeks.

I called Effiong briefly after my encounter with Ola and sounded so emotional, and he came around to my house immediately. I told him what had happened, and he coddled me. One thing led to another; we had sex. I felt bad after we had sex with my best friend for the first time. But it became a recurring decimal.

We started seeing each other more often. Sometimes, I would spend the night at Effiong’s place. This went on for a while. Until one day, Ola came back from work unexpected and caught me red-handed having sex with my best friend (Effiong).

When he saw us, he called my name. And I was so ashamed of myself. He didn’t say anything; all he did was to leave the house. He came back late at night, I tried to apologize, he didn’t say anything, and he never mentioned anything about the incidence.

Ola Left Me And Relocated To Canada

I knew deep down that something was wrong. After sometimes, he told me he was going offshore as usual. Two weeks later, a Canadian number called me, guess who the person was? It was Ola; he told me that he’s resigned from his job and relocated to Canada. That he can’t continue with the marriage after seeing my pants down with another man on our matrimonial bed.

Oh! Effiong, he never picked my calls after my husband caught us together. I even visited him; my caring friend suddenly became a stranger. He didn’t also allow me inside his house. I mean, the same person who ruined my marriage with his fictitious caring, treated me like a piece of sh*t.

How I wish I could turn the hands of time, would have respected my husband and never befriend another man. Please, ladies, never allow the pest called ‘bestie’ to infest your marriage. Trust me; you shouldn’t have a male friend. Otherwise, it may be the beginning of the end of your marriage.

Source: https://www.naijalovetips.com/had-sex-with-my-best-friend-it-ruined-my-marriage/

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CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2019
I like am like that bruh. If na to say she get tiny flat belle like Princess Shyngle, na una go still complain say she no get womb. Una matter Don tire God grin
zeusdgrt:
Relax I know u won't notice cz u are blinded by love grin
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 6:18pm On Sep 15, 2019
For where?
Noel1:
I know this girl
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 6:16pm On Sep 15, 2019
Look at this mumu. Where is my koboko, make I flog your yansh grin
Deltatoto:
ur queen keep toeto like volley ball
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 6:12pm On Sep 15, 2019
zeusdgrt:
Ur babe fine but she get akpu belle grin
Ya eyes dey decieve you. grin
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 5:48pm On Sep 15, 2019
No be jump suit una dey call am? grin
oloriLFC:
wetin be this one wey your kween wear so? Na kweshun o
CelebritiesRe: Anita Patrick Celebrates Birthday In Style (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 5:32pm On Sep 15, 2019
Is she beautiful than my own queen?

RomanceRe: I Don't Understand My Life Any Longer by cerpvad(m): 1:19pm On Sep 11, 2019
Send me your CV to cerpvad@gmail.com
Francisayo:
My life has always been going well until I lost my dad when I was in year one in university, it shocked me so hard but I still manage to graduate...

I graduated and served d nation.

I have always been an extrovert and I like places that are lively...

I have a lovely gf who is so understandable even though I'm not taking care of her as expected cos of my lack of job

I served and returned home, I have spent 9 months at home since after my service, I looked for job everywhere but no job in sight, my uncle looked for job for me but d job is too tough with little salary ( they call it sales representative but d description is of sales boy), going to work from Monday 8 am to 6 pm Saturday with 18k salary which 6k will go for transport fare in a month.

I know I won't be able to cope with it so I rejected it, but it now seems I'm becoming a burden to my family as they look at me as if I don't want to work.

A woman told me to come and be teaching in her school, jss1 and jss2 only typically a new school, the school location is typically a village, but d pressure from home is much for me and doubt
left me with no choice than to accept d offer, d pay is 25k per month... Though out of it I'll be d one to pay for rent and furnish it, house rent is #1500/month....

I traveled to d place today and I can't believe what i met, d place is a very local place and everywhere is just so quiet and boring, i have 5 students in my class.

My gf is already serving and we've not seen each other for months which is already having a bad effect on our relationship...i got home this afternoon and having deep thinking with tears in my eyes if this is how i will continue to live my life...Im 27yrs of age and seems no direction in where my life is going...

Pls, i need mature advice from mature people pls...

It's looking as if i can't survive here at all and my gf is complaining cos better things are not looking to be forthcoming soon.

I'm typing this with tears in my eyes, pls pardon d errors
Car TalkRe: 4 Typical Signs Of A Failing Radiator by cerpvad(m): 10:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
Na water I dey use too ohh. I dey top am up whenever I discovered that the water is low. Op, I hope this is good
RomanceRe: Women; Are You A Creamer, A Squirter, Or Just Wet by cerpvad(m): 7:56pm On Sep 07, 2019
I have seen a lot of porns with women squirting. Please, the squirts, is it real urine or something? Does it come from the vagina or the urethra? Please educate me
Godoverevery:
bro am into one rite now...I never thought dat thing was real until I experienced it myself.....menh it really kinda sweet and funny....she squirts alot during missionary position like my bed got soaked and it wasn't funny at all.
I just don't know how to explain it....... feeling d warm odourless urine on my dick.
bruv av bang more than 25 girls in my life time....D's is d first squirter I will meet and am kinda enjoying d fun for now till it all end.
Christianity EtcRe: Biodun Fatoyinbo To Spend Night In Police Custody Over Rape Allegation by cerpvad(m): 9:59pm On Aug 27, 2019
A strong corroboration can emerge , If the pastor is interregoted very well. But who knows if the police team handling the matter are professional interrogators ?
Sapphire11:
Of course. A rapist should face the justice, but in this case how? That's why I said except he's willing to come out clean about Wether he truly raped her or not. 20years is a long time to get an evidence and this is Nigeria

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