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Forum Games / Re: If This Man Dies, What Really Killed Him? (pics) by cgniyi(m): 11:17am On Feb 06
A all day. That friend will still find a way to poison you, whether nah alcohol, water or food, when you are distracted by yansh, a football match or you leave to use the toilet.
Family / Re: Don't Let Your Daughter Be Too Close To Their Pastor- Journalist Advises Mothers by cgniyi(m): 9:44pm On Jan 30
Zonefree:
Why pastor specifically?

Are they supposed to be too close to their Plumber or electrician?


If plumber or electrician dey call your daughter you no go act immediately?
Na "touch not my anointed" Nigerians dey fear to question.

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Religion / Re: Your January Salary Is For Me And Not The Church — Pastor Anosike (video) by cgniyi(m): 10:50am On Jan 18
Oshe! Creflo Naira

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Business / Re: by cgniyi(m): 9:27am On Dec 18, 2023
Do people buy a new Christmas tree every year?

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Food / Re: Kenyan Chef, Maliha Mohammed Wants To Break Hilda Baci's Record, Seeks Donations by cgniyi(m): 4:07pm On May 23, 2023
midehi2:
Hilda is young and energetic, I wonder how your legs will sustain standing for such hours, hmm, your fat waist.....ok ooooo
Apparently, you are allowed to sit. Hilda only found out after.

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Programming / Re: Chatgpt Understands Pidgin English by cgniyi(m): 7:56pm On Mar 29, 2023
chukwuebuka65:
Are you sure somebody is not behind a keyboard somewhere.

The thing weak me. I tried another experiment. No human can translate as fast as it did.

Programming / Chatgpt Understands Pidgin English by cgniyi(m): 4:35pm On Mar 29, 2023
Thought I'd try this little experiment with ChatGPT.

The Yoruba needs a bit more work, or maybe I'm the one that is not understanding.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Wacom Intuos Pro Medium Size For Sale by cgniyi(m): 1:36pm On Feb 15, 2023
I have a Wacom tablet I rarely use i want to sell.

For anyone interested

Wacom Intuos Pro Medium size, 8.8 x 5.5 inch
Fairly used, Perfect Condition
Includes pen with all nibs perfectly intact, usb cable, driver installation CD

N70,000

SOLD!
Computers / Wacom Intuos Pro Medium Size For Sale by cgniyi(m): 12:11pm On Feb 14, 2023
Wacom Intuos Pro Medium size for sale

Still in perfect condition

Includes pen with all nibs perfectly intact, usb cable & driver installation CD

N70,000

SOLD!
Health / Re: Lady Says She Got Blinded Because Of A Soap She Applied On Her Face by cgniyi(m): 8:00am On Jul 12, 2022
Internet and fake/incomplete stories. The drug she posted is for treating eye infections. It says on the package "for ophthalmic use only". Meaning that is most likely eyedrop and not soap.

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Celebrities / Re: Portable & Obi Cubana Distribute Odogwu Bitters Drink In Market (video) by cgniyi(m): 12:48pm On Mar 18, 2022
Na your ppl go still spoil your market with fake

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Family / Re: Woman Breaks Eggs At Beach, Curses Emma For Taking Advantage Of Her (Video) by cgniyi(m): 2:33pm On Nov 16, 2021
Serious ploblem
Family / Re: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by cgniyi(m): 8:36pm On Sep 13, 2021
You're one of those lose touch with friends after marriage?
I know a neighbor that's literally indoors 24/7 with the wife, no visitors of any kind. I'm more confused by how people cope with not having any social life outside of marriage.

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Health / Re: How Often Do You Talk In Your Head? by cgniyi(m): 5:36am On Jun 14, 2021
bab22:
Ure possessed by an evil spirit so go for deliverance.
Bro, read more. Most people have internal monologue. It has nothing to do with evil spirit (or being an introvert)
In fact, it was just this year I discovered that there are people that don't experience this. Maybe you are one of them.

Also, there are people that can't see pictures in their mind - this is called Aphantasia
Sports / Re: Pregnant Aminat Idrees Wins Taekwando Gold Medal (Photos) by cgniyi(m): 1:31pm On Apr 06, 2021
First to comment generation, jumping to conclusions before properly reading the post.

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Forum Games / Re: Brain Teaser: Which Cup Will Get Filled First? by cgniyi(m): 2:24pm On Feb 26, 2021
nsiazu:
Use your brain. 7 will full first second by 5.

notice the hole at the bottom of 7?
5 can't be full if 6 is not filled first

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Family / Re: Three Experiences That Make Me Think I'm Married To The Wrong Person by cgniyi(m): 1:13pm On Jan 22, 2021
Room and parlour, 60k? 2 bedroom, 100k? Land, 150k? Where exactly do you stay?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 117th US Congress Prayer Ends With "Amen And A Woman" by cgniyi(m): 4:40pm On Jan 04, 2021
Amen has nothing to do with gender. It originated from Hebrew scriptures and simply means "so be it". If you answer prayer with "Awoman", nah just wind you dey pray to.

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Travel / Re: What Herbert Macaulay Way In Yaba, Lagos Looks Like In 2021 (pics, Video) by cgniyi(m): 4:29pm On Jan 04, 2021
You just reminded me of "White house". It's been a while, l need to visit that place soon.
Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by cgniyi(m): 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2020
Saucekide25:
Fiverr made a few changes recently on withdrawal options. Most users don't need to wait for 2weeks for their funds to clear again.

Don't know if anyone got this?

Got the "early withdrawal" option 2 days ago. Used it today and it works fine. It takes less than 1% of the withdrawal

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Phones / Re: How To Link Your NIN With MTN Online (full Steps) by cgniyi(m): 1:26pm On Dec 17, 2020
Has anyone else noticed *346# isn't working on Glo or it's just me.

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Business / Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by cgniyi(m): 11:55am On Dec 08, 2020
This thread is getting ugly. Almost 5 pages of unproductive posts. Let's move on, please

champeeon:


I sent money from Payoneer to my bank account last week Wednesday, 25th November, and up till this moment, the money has not entered my bank account...

@champeeon, were you able to finally resolve this. How did you go about?

EDIT: Got your mail, thanks for the help

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Food / Re: Aisha Salaudeen: Harzoyka Restaurant Lagos Threw Me Out For Not Coming With Man by cgniyi(m): 10:32pm On Nov 09, 2020
armadeo:
Lol. For real?

I dont believe this crap.

Let's here the managements side first.

The story get k-leg.
Politics / Re: New Tariffs Take Off As NERC Sets Rules For Operators by cgniyi(m): 4:38am On Sep 02, 2020
ggirl4real:
Provide the electricity first, Nigerians are willing to pay.

We can't continue paying for darkness.

Stop estimated billings.

Provide pre-paid meters to all households in Nigeria at subsidized rates.
Please, it's not as simple as that o! I just paid 8,000 naira and only got 174 units.
In the past, I believe 8k was worth about triple the number of units. I'll be going to their office this week to make inquiries
Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau Condemns Kano Death Sentence Of Yahaya Sherif Aminu by cgniyi(m): 7:53pm On Aug 12, 2020
PAGAN9JA:
What. Misleading Headline. angry

He wants him killed immediately.

Exactly. People aren't reading the article.
He's saying giving the singer 30 days to appeal the sentence is practicing democracy, when under sharia law the singer should be killed immediately.

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Family / Re: Kwara Blue Eyes Family: Risikat Azeez-Ayegbami Speaks "My Husband Abandoned Us" by cgniyi(m): 6:18pm On Aug 06, 2020
Illiteracy is indeed a disease. Reminds of this fair skinned chick with green eyes I used to know ( she wasn't mixed btw)

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Crime / Re: Canadian Lady Says Men Should Shut Up And Accept False Rape Allegations (pics) by cgniyi(m): 2:02pm On Jul 30, 2020
It's a troll account. Obvious when you look at their other posts.

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Education / Re: Girl In Babcock University Sex Tape Gets International Scholarship by cgniyi(m): 4:24pm On Jul 29, 2020
RTSC:

I am badder than her.

Where is my international scholarship ?
I wan buy you one bottle for that reply grin

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Sports / Re: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by cgniyi(m): 8:59pm On Jul 16, 2020
Totoscatter212:
17 year old boy who won millions in bet9ja is now building house its indeed a game of luck
See this guy o! You dey encourage OP?

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Crime / Re: Couple Involved In Murder/Suicide In Lekki Were Scheduled To Get Married by cgniyi(m): 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright


Make God give us the kind money way we dey find

Na baby Mama sure pass anyday anytime twice on Monday
Marriage na overrated dog shiitt
Couples are enduring and pretending. The sexual excitement is gone! They don't love themselves anymore.
Na when i tell one girl make she spend one week with me i take know. After three days my dickk nor dey get excited again and i was no longer comfortable with her being around
Unionism and marriage na scam
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu Set To Resume At Senate Tomorrow After 5 Months In Prison by cgniyi(m): 7:32am On May 11, 2020
younghartz:
You sure say em go prison? Person wey fresh like this

They never said in was in prison. He was in a "correctional facility" smiley
Romance / Re: My 30-Year-Old Brother Wants To Marry A 43-Year-Old Woman & I'm Not Endorsing It by cgniyi(m): 9:34pm On May 09, 2020
Kpele o, Glo.

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