₦airaland Forum

Because of milk

Waste of time setting up committees and all of that bullcrap

Nobody will get free electricity, anyone who believes such is a dunce.

Oluwamarc:
https://punchng.com/lagos-ibadan-rail-project-90-complete-says-fg/

Fu....cking liars and propagandists!

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Ok.

GreatResearcher:
Does the relationship ends after a rejected proposal?

No, the relationship blossoms after that!
Dolt!

Queenmark:
Some have not paid march salary sef

If you know you worked diligently in March and you have not been paid your salary, thunder fire your employers.
If you didn't do anything to deserve a salary, don't complain.

One day the devil will be tired of you bloody bastar....ds blaming him for everything, ask God for permission and come down to deal with all of you!

teadrake:
Why is Nigeria missing from the list

Nigeria doesn’t owe IMF and even if we owed them, we wouldn’t be classed as a low income country ahead of or with those 25 countries.

RTSC:
Our GDP/capital is poorer than many of those countries.

You don't know the indices and parameters they use at the IMF.
Nigeria is not poorer than any of the countries who got the debt relief package.
And Nigeria is not indebted to the IMF!

Laughable.

Evil and vile family!

Bunch of idio.....ts distributing food for camera and disregarding social distancing measures.
Keep deceiving yourselves!

teadrake:
Why is Nigeria missing from the list

Next time read and read properly.

IMF granted debt relief to 25 of their poorest members, Nigeria is not one of their poorest members.

Fu..cking idio...t!

E fit be bragging wey go kill Ramoni las las!

Hahaha. Gbaja omo ale and his colleagues will never do such.
A bulk of that money will end up in their pockets.
Thieving and underperforming bunch of scoundrels!

whyteteeth:
Eversince this lockdown I have been home with my parents and there is a way my dad looks at one particular lady whenever she comes around to buy things in my mother's shop which I think is inappropriate. He teases her and calls her sweet names also. As a guy I have tried not to take it serious since it's one thing a lot of men do but I am beginning to suspect my dad for trying to have an extramarital affair with this said woman. She is beautiful though and she is still a young woman while my dad is in his fifties.

Now today, My father asked this same woman who happens to be a female tailor and makes female clothes to help him fix a zip in one of his trousers, which has possibly gone bad.

The woman blushed and didn't really give him much attention or any reasonable answer while he was busy saying it repeatedly till the woman left. I find this a little bit disturbing and inappropriate and possibly giving wrong signals. I mean it's not like it's a new clothe the woman was making for him or something. .

Another reason why I find this inappropriate and indecent is that, the zip can actually be fixed by any of these aboki people that mend clothes. Aboki do pass around my area every now and then, even yesterday they passed. So I want to know if my dad is up to something? And if he is, well i will just know for knowing sake.

Let the man be and mind your fu...cking business!

ogwoliun:
Take a little of the Okpa and rice as shown below....the combo bad gun.
MODIFIED: I am the one that prepared the OKPA.
I learned it during my nysc.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.
So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.
Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.
I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Left hand wanke......r i am sorry sir, I cant help you.

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

Anu e s'emi.

Ganduje omo ole.
Gwomina Barawo Dolla!

SirL0neWolf:
So the plan is;

- Foodstuffs were sent to strategic families placed in different areas for easy distribution to other church members within the area.

Because where I live is easily accessible to most families around my area, I was chosen as a kind of depot.

Items received; 2 bags of rice, 1 bag of beans, 20 crates of eggs, carton of tin tomatoes, Sphagetti, indomie, 2 cartons of sardines, 2 cartons of cooking oil

I’ve already received calls from some families who’ll be coming to pick up their items once the curfew is over for the day. So I’ll simply draw an inventory where they sign after receiving the foodstuffs

A big shout out to my pastor for being a caring man of God and leading by example.

Note; This is the second batch I am receiving in two weeks.

Well it is good humanitarian effort at such a difficult time but lets not forget that it is still a very minute fraction of what your pastor has siphoned/creamed off in tithe and offering money over the years.

Enjoy.

Tankunland:
Today the 8 of April makes it exactly 1 year that one of my bank accounts had over a million naira and it was that same amount that changed my life forever.
yes it changed my life so badly that it nearly made me commit suicide but thanks to these beautiful forum that came to my aid at just the last seconds of ending it all.
Now what you are about to read is my life story of how everything changed for bad in the space of just under a year and how
(1) i lost my job,
(2) my loving girlfriend dumped me,
(2) how I overcame some deep temptations
(4) how I overcame deep depression and nearly killed my self
(5) and how that my ex died and in her death I knew I had a son.
Just deciding to write about these has gotten me in a melancholy mood as I have been in a morose state for the past few days thinking about how my life changed but I know someone might learn from it. Now I had to use a new moniker for this as my former moniker has many things pointing directly to me as I don't want anyone I know to know it's me but I would surely be reading the comments with my real account and these could be lengthy but bear with me

Ok.

gargoylern:
I visit Canada and the US from time to time, but on this my last trip I could not but observe just how extremely lonely Nigerian girls are there. Why did they immigrate in the first place? What did they expect what waiting for them on the other side? A man gift wrapped in iced sugar?
They all have Youtube channels now, or Instagram channels and release video or vlogs every other day. I guess it is the easiest way to stop themselves from going crazy over the dreary loneliness.
But the problem doesn't even stop there. Normally, I would have been interested sef. But many of them are actually not so good-looking or resourceful. Too bad!
If you are a Nigerian girl thinking of immigrating to Canada, make sure you consider it hard and deep. You could end up being just as lonely and dejected. Am not kidding when I say this. If you aren't there, you have no idea how tough it can get.

Not so good looking? What a fu..cking turd.
It will help if we can see what your trifling and misinformed as....shole look like.
Vacuous troglodyte!

When a public or government building is on fire like this, we all know why.

No point talking too much about this, those who did the job know why and at the end of the day, nothing will come out of it.

Times like these are when a leader who is visionary and sensible shows it more.

The dunce in Aso Rock has never shown and leadership or intelligence even when it was all easy, expecting him to do so now is a waste of time.

Guys brace yourselves, Nigeria is finished and by the time Buhari leaves in 2023, na desert go remain!

Bastard...s!

Thank God I got in at 9.

Nobody should ever call those thing package.... If you are fortunate to have received those miserable nonsense, please call it miserable token or hopeless crumbs!

Who cares.

See Ganduje omo ale.
Gwomina Barawo Dollar.

Good.

Okete or emo!