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Omo oku sun lor ni ooooo!

You people will finally get sense.
What we have been shouting for years, I hope it wont resurface or disguised under another fancy name in the future!

Anybody that believes this is a dunce or nonce!

Buhari olofo onigbese.
By the time this man is done with Nigeria, nah only desert go remain!

Ok Miss Ennada!

SpecialAgent:
Just let anybody who want to go out, do. Naturally when things get worse, people will isolate willingly

Irresponsible, senseless and brainless!

Chukwuma, if they ask you to do frog jump now, you will be begging and crying.

Alakori oniranu!

Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always comes up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.
In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag.
The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

They could have done better though with all the tithes and offerings the pastors have pocketed or corned over the years

Saying that though, kudos to them for doing their own bit.

Irresponsible people everywhere.

Bashir omo ale oniro!
BUK has not started producing ventilators.

Godswill Omo Ole Ale Jatijati.

It shall not be well with APC, PDP and all of their supporters/sympathisers!

ChieduJoshua081:
Your father's father's left testicle.
Keep wailing modafucker.

May thunder blow your dad's hairy and scrawny scrotum into smithereens.
Fuc...king di...ckhead!

Sure thing.
The bulk of the funds will be looted, blue and black, red and white, brazen and covertly!

ChieduJoshua081:
You are a stupid idiotic asshole. You think say na everybody carry coronavirus for head like you and you coward family. Rubbish. So I should be wallowing in gloom and sadness because coronavirus is around abi? Do you know what I have survived ? Nonsense

Your father is the idio...tic as..shole, you stupid son of a vacuous troglodyte!
Ori e o pe... Ikeji omo eranko!
There is so much going on in the world, but you fu...cking half-witted plank thinks it is only about the Coronavirus.
At your big useless age, you are spinning April fool jokes, blockhead, grow up and get a life and stop suckling on your left thumb with saliva dribbling down your boney jaws!
Go fu...ck yourself you fu...c.king dunderhead!

Your mates are making solid moves here and there towards improving their local communities and moving the world forward, you are engaging in what your kids should be doing, 40 plus with sawdust and tree barks for a brain. It shall not be well with you, olofo!

nashito:
I Just Found That My Gf Who Always Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is Porn Addict

Needless to write long articles, I met this girl recently, who I met online and prior to that, she has always portrayed to be a good lady and I must confess I somehow see her as someone I might marry soon.

But to my greatest surprise, this afternoon, I wanted to check something with her phone (Google Chrome) and I saw over 3 opened porn pages, infact, her first bookmarked page is a porn site, guys what do you think about this?

I've never seen this part of her and during sex I kinda don't want to hit hard cos I have this mentality that she's gonna be my wife soon & to be frank, I'm not much into sex and I don't want to marry someone that's a sex addict.

Should I be worried about this? Please I need matured and rational advise guys. Thanks a lot

ok

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.
I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.
Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.
On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.
I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.
Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?
I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...
Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

Ok

ChieduJoshua081:
As today is April 1st, I came to the office and immediately I opened the gate, I fell on the floor and pretended as if I had passed out and my colleagues came rushing towards me panicking and calling my name as I didn't shake the whole time I was on the floor.
After they had all gathered, I sprang up and shouted April fool!!!! They almost pursue me enter road.
So tell us, were you pranked or you pranked somebody? What was the Prank?

You are a shameless buffoon!
With everything going on in the world, you old as.....s dickhead is on about April fool?
April dunce!

wreckormend:
Since the Corona break has made us all practically useless. Even movies couldn't help the level of boredom I was feeling.

So I thought I should give my girlfriend a little bit high BP. I sent her this prank message. Had to tone it down a little so she doesn't go crazy before the end.

She hasn't read it though, but I can only imagine what her reaction will be when she wakes to this. Happy new month guys.

Ori e ti daaaru
Alaini ironu ara Galatia.
Fu...cking childish prat!

JustAwesome:
Lagos State has started distribution of food stuff
They recently brought this to my residence in ebute metta.
The bag comprises of rice and garri and a loaf of bread all tightly sealed with threaded sacks

You suppose don chop the food finish now? Did they bring you another round today?

youngvikthor:
My brother was staying with my aunty since 2017 so early this year he decided to rent his own apartment after saving some money
So January this year, he told my mum that I should come and stay with him that he will look for work for me which he did. Since my arrival to this place, my cosin sister alway visits us. The house is not far from ours. She will come in name of helping us to cook.
While she and my brother will be touching themselves even when am around, most people in our compound thought she is my brother's girlfriend. I also noticed some used condoms in our room and my brother did not have girlfriend.
Fast forward to yesterday Monday, I went to work
and our boss said we should go back due to the issue of this covid 19, I reach House only for me to see my sister lying dawn with just singlet, playing game with my brother's phone.
And my brother was in the bathroom. I don't really know what to do, if I should tell my mother or not, my aunty is such a kind person she at times gives us food stuff and even money and I don't want my brother to get angry with me.
Please I need your help, he is 26, I'm just 21

Ok.

Glare247:
Ogun go kill my generation,oloriburuku ni mi,
I av got no home training ,

FIXED for you!

In addition,

Sopona lo ma je oju baba e!
Apoda jatijati.
May thunder blow your left balls into tiny hopeless pieces.
E pain am, fu....cking dunderhead!

Glare247:
Wat was he doing ?are u awaire d implication of this rally alone? All those present are potential contact for d diseases ,if u are to use d word stupid ,it best use for u and makinde

Your father and mother are stupid, you fu...cking vacuous troglodyte!
I repeat he wasn't mocking coronavirus, he was mocking his political opponents, him and his party were irresponsible to have held the rally in the thick of the pandemic.
Go and listen to the rally address again, you stinking bovine!

You are a fu...cking bastar...d for wandering into my mention.
Stupi..d lunkhead!
Ashiere omo ale jatijati.

This is not social distancing though. Those guys are still so close, its almost the normal way before the pandemic measures came into force.
Jokers.

Bunch of liars and propagandists!

He wasn't mocking coronavirus though, unless ya'all want to be stupi.....d!

Tinubu onikuuure, ole nla jatijati!

Only a dunce doesn't know the CBN has helped put the economy on life support by printing money

Tinubu omo ole.
Donate 200m today, then collect it back in illegal funds remitted regularly into his various accounts and fronts!
Olofo jatijati.

May thunder fire you all Tinubu supporters on this thread, it shall not be well with you all and the frog eyed looter of our commonwealth!

Melezenawii:
Doubters of Pictures ... please see the Video....is not easy to be wailers and liars at the same time

You are a simpleton

To you, it is about pictures, worship and praise........To others, it is about leadership from the frontline at such a critical period, just like other nations are benefitting from their leaders, to calm their nerves and reassure them they are ontop of issues related to the pandemic.

Fu...cking dunderhead!

Ganduje Omo Ole.
Gwomina Barawo Dollar!

Fraud As..S cult leader masquerading as a man of God!
Shut up Tuberculosis Joshua.

Which one is there is something that Lagos is doing right? People are recovering all over the world so what is the deal?
Stupid idio...ts must always politicise everything.