₦airaland Forum

SexyGirl787:
His di*ck is not small it's big though not very big it satisfy a woman I njoy it sometimes but most times I don't dats y I always pleasure myself with porn nd imaginations.

D problem is u want variety, tired of eating rice everyday, dreaming of amala n ewedu.
My advice: reduce d frequency, from 3 tines weekly to once/WK for example. Change sex pisition, has ur hubby banged u on a table?
Lie on d dining table, missionary, let him enter u standing BTW ur legs (after smooshing u wet of course). Tank me later.

Handsomecole:
This Redeemed church and it's members are just nothing but disturbing the peace of residential areas in the name of setting up churches, is it by force ni?? In my street alone we have like three and the nuisance they cause is next to none. Why can't they just have one situated in non residential areas like others do. I just see this redeemed church as a religious business entity, some even rent a shop and start redeemed church, some a warehouse in a shopping complex just to start a Redeemed church yet you have like five in that same vicinity. It's nothing but madness.

Of course its a business enterprise, the motive of setting up 4-5 churches in a street is obviously money.
unfortunately, they only take money out of peoples pocket, unlike companies that put money in ur pocket

And 1 pastor was discouraging men from meeting their wives on Facebook, smh @ naija pastors.

hopefulLandlord:
Christianity is all lies. Its a fantasy created for control, to impoverish the masses and keep them humble.
No longer are chains and whips required, we can control people thru a promise in a book . The government loves evangelistic preaching . It subdues masses, keeps them paying taxes, makes them docile, humble meek low self esteem folks just waiting till death for some promises they will never get. Provisions, prayer requests, blessings for behavior, recompence for offerings and tithes, fruitful accomplished life , all this and more ....you gotta believe !! Faith and the promise of hope.... I hope none of you actually believed it and wasted your life doing as Christianity says! That would be a waste of life

u took d words right out of my mouth! Politicians n religous leaders enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship n d gullible, ignorant sheeple are d pawns in this vicious game.

Rip young man. This brings us to d almighty question: does prayer really work? Or good n bad things happen to people of all beliefs. When d xtian experience good, he tanx Jesus, d Muslim tank Allah, buhddist tank buhdda etc when bad things happen, we all blame d usual suspect; d devil! Its all psychology.

ollah2:
Imagine. So in 4 yrs calender time, she will be out and free while the dead man is forever gone.


Wow!!

Nairaland feminists won't see this 1. Meanwhile, d redeem youth pastor that fatally stabbed his banker wife got death sentence. Its a woman's world for real.

youngprofdguru:
Hmmm sincerely speaking man, guess you were trigger happy. But just let it die in NL cos if you take this too far, ARA might be gunning for you man. Sincerely to me it's not worth killing, if you had told us it attacked you that would have been a different case not you killing it without him causing any harm to you. Pls don't do this next time, a lesson to all trigger happy fellas here on this forum.

U dey mind d ignorant op. This animal can be a rich tourism potential for Anambra. People all over d world would com to see this beautiful animal. What's d Anambra govt doing?
These same ignorant Nigerians, like d op n blockhead govs would pay thousands of dollars to go n see this same animal in a zoo in Europe/sa. Smh @ d Blackman

Op correct our English, what do u mean by he battered her by not addressing him as eh? he battered her for not...

obinoral1179:
Rest in peace. We should be grateful,no matter our condition...

More than that, we should be proactive health wise, learn to take care of our kidnies. Google is ur friend

goldedprince:
well, why is he relocationg?
any reasons?
he should know that other countries dont fall for fake miracles like naija o.
if he go do all that acting for those people, them go bring countless number of cripple people come may he make only one begin waka o.
it is wise for a one eyed man to lead blind people than to go and try leading people we 2 eyes dey open and them even they try to open their 3rd eye o

Most sensible comment so far. D guy himself knows if he tries it, breeze go blow n fowl yansh go open!
I believe he's making all these noise so d govt will sweep his manslaughter case under d carpet.

#Freeprewedding promo still on.

dhardline:
Another 36 fallen. Now ask yourself... Why them? Where they the worst? Didn't they pray?

My dear brother and sister make out time to think deep about life don't be too shallow for there is a lot we are yet to know.
RIP

Exactly my tots. We're just lucky to be alive.

Free prewedding Promo still on!

Goldenheart:
Enough of this already...


so with this news, Boko Haram knows there is a snitch within the sect. Thus putting the life of "any" undercover at Greater risk....

How dumb?!

My thoughts exacly!

proudafrogal:
OP are a rapist? why are you obsessed with rape not being a sin in the bible? you have been creating thread after thread on this ridiculous topic.

one of the ten commandments is thou shall not kill yet Deut. 21:18-21 says if a son is disobedient the parents should take him out of the city and stone him to death.

so Op if your son disobeyed murder him you hear because it is not a sin. also you can sell your children into slavery. nonsense.

false religion.

Cool down n try to understand d op, he's against d act n is wondering y its condoned in d bible

azaino:
I now see your problem, it your understanding of the word that matters, you were nurturing fear of hell instead of love and happiness for what we have and who we are in Christ. A friend of mine got angry with God and felt cheated because of what the pastor told him, that if he gives all his money in his pocket in the offering box on Sunday, that God will surprise him on Monday, that he will get more money. this is wrong and fraudulent teachings. brother you need to start all over again. Most teachings of Christ was parable, you need understanding to understand it.

If only u no my story, my journey, 1st off, became born again in d 80s, sec skool, carry su 4 head dey preach everywhere, till my days in Ife when critical thinking kicked in.
My friend, (mean that like a bro) don't try to dodge d obvious; d inconsistencies, doubts (which is a good thing by d way), questions etc by jumping into erroneous conclusions. Except u don't no d meaning of d word fear.
Only u can help yourself n u can start by doing basic thinking, like; can d creator of d vast universe be pettyish (jealous, angry, deceptive, cunning etcetc)? Google is ur friend, Google history of Christianity, who wrote d bible, proof Jesus Christ existed etc
Only u can help yourself bro

azaino:
I wanted to tell you something, but that cutting of hand thing you said shows your level of knowledge. have a nice day bro

What do u 1 2 tell me? Cutting of hand is metaphorical n d 2nd part of d sentence that talks bout hell is literal abi. So who's to decide what is metaphorical n what is literal?
Guy, understand something, some of us did more than u guys are doing now, we carry d matter for head like kilode!
Until we started asking questions n kicked out fear; fear of questioning d bible, fear of hell etc. And curbed our greed n gullibility. Sweet words don't move me, only d truth doesdoes.

LordCenturion:
LOL, Story of god in Bible and jesus is just like the story of tortoise that they use to tell us wen we are kid, during that time we always believe that tortoise story are real, but later find out that it's just a fiction, that's how I viewed bible stories. Lol

Or like Santa Claus, imagine a fifty Yr old man beliving In Santa or havinghaving an imaginary friend!

azaino:
there is God in heaven. and there is Jesus Christ who came inform of a man and die to set us (me and you) free from sin. I know within your heart you believe this, don't let your present predicament ruin your relationship with God Almighty

U just vomiting same crap u were told frm childhood n made to believe, you've got no proof only faith. Ask yourself, y do I believe what I believe?
Anybody can have faith, BH have more faith than any xtian I no, they've so much faith they give their lives for it. But tell a xtian to pluck out his eyes or cut off his hand that causes him to sin like Jesus commanded n hear him beating about d metaphorical buslshyte.
Religion is man made, by smart guys, ur destiny is in ur hands, listen to d voice warning u, d voice of doubt in ur head. Its not d devil like they'll have u believe, its ur protection n guide mechanism ur maker programmed in u.
Its d reason u don't fall for 419, imagine if u believe any fraudster that com ur way,

bizme:
It wasn't the Church service of today that made me decide.
It was rather several pieces of disappointment and dashed expectations that forced me to make up my mind today.

Following my conversion years ago, I had spent a substantial part of my youthful life in the service of God. No amount of discouragement from my Dad and peers would slow me down in the pursuit of the love and service of God my Father. At a point I had approached my parents that I was considering opting for pastoral school instead of University admission. I had at the time been offered an admission into one of the leading federal universities in the country. Eventually my dad's voice of reason prevailed and I went to University. In University, I lived and conducted myself as a man whose singular hope and passion was the pursuit of God, roving from villages to villages every week, preaching and pastoring village churches. Away from the demands of my studentship.

But in the real world, the popular promise that God always has my back has been no more than a sale's man's quip which is often far from the reality on ground. I have asked fellow Christians questions, but they have failed to provide me with answers that don't refer me back to the usual call to patience and perseverance. If I do not enjoy God's promises in the time of my youth, what then is the point? What is the point in repetitively making the same requests for years without answer from God?

I consulted widely, reading books and studying other peoples' experiences and I have come to this conclusion: that I am on my own in this world. That God probably finished His part when He created me; that the entirety of my fate and experience will hereafter depend on me and my societal factors. That all the praying and singing and clapping in the church are no more than a desperate attempt for most of us to believe in a God who has got no better job than bailing us out of our miseries...

Well, it has been years now and He hasn't bailed me out. My life, the experiences of it, has not been any better than that of those who have refused to acknowledge God or to serve Him. Henceforth, I'm going to turn my time and attention to more product things than church attendance. My woman isn't going to like this, but I feel like a fraud sitting there in Church today and refusing to say the prayers since all those I had said these past years don't seem to have been answered.

This is no feast for atheists. I don't have enough faith to be one. This is simply my step of courage to step outside profitless religion into personal effort to take my own matters into my own hands. And you don't have to agree with my conclusions, if you look at it carefully you will realize that I have no obligation to live my life based on others' experiences. Just mine.

U just overcame ur fears, took same decision few yrs ago, (not an atheist though, still believe in intelligent design).
Fear is d hold xtianity n Islam have over its followers + d promise of a reward in paradise: xtianity promises a mansion with streets of gold, while its half bro, Islam, promises d jihadists 72 virgins etc.
Take away these 2 lies n those religions will collapse like a pack if cards

omobacyprus:
Religion of peace indeed

Religion of piss u mean.

And d guy's barely literate, dropped out of sec school (ugbuangue)

sexybbstar:
Come to my house.

Girl you're beautiful! U a model?

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They will prepare your travelling documents and everything; when you reach there, that will be your hell and end of your life. the accompanying video was secretly recorded by a passer-by which was unaware to these culprits and the video says it all. The life you save by circulating it might be your very relative's. Thank you.
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favoured78:
I am not siding her.....but your last statement really got me there "I can't stand a cheating wife"
But it is a known fact that men cheat for no reason as against yours that is cheating for 2 million naira......

If you are having your kids at mind and your pride as a man as you can't stand a wife who is cheating for an available 2 million then you will have to play the role of a fool to save your marriage.......this must always be done by either of the partner in all marriages, ....listen, let me put it plainly to you that you will be giving up your marriage, your respect, reputation, respect from your kids etc for just 2 million. .......is that what you really proposed to do at the altar, is that what you set your mind to as you chose to join the cliché of the married brothers who said for better for worse .........this is not even close to worst and you two are thinking of parting ways......where foes your thinking as a man, pride as a man.......and the extra number 7th sense men claim to have that makes them see themselves superior to women when you are already chickened out by this test....if you were to be in her shoes, I doubt if you will behave better

Women take more shit than this which your are complaning of .....and you men including myself will bear witness to this......we cheat for stupid reasons but most women cheat for reasons quite tangible but not justifiable. ....so , Married man......it is a temptation you should overcome.....talk things with your wife ooo ......to me, your story is incomplete. .....something is really lacking, engage in meaningful conversation......and your bond will be better.


Divorce for such a thing is not worth . Use WISDOM.[color=#990000][/color]

Stupid talk frm a pussy nigga! Guy how old are u?

NavyBlue:
Listen up dude, i gat no bf and even if i had one, i wouldnt be supporting his club. My sis is a United fan and she talks too much. So i got no biz with the talkactive side. I like United tho. My love for Chelsea is not traceable to any guy, i been watching football n supporting da blues since i was a kid.

Y u no get bf na, enof fine guys on nl

LordOfNaira:
No rapture. No Jehovah and Allah.

If there were a God, he won't be as petty as the two gods. Rapture my foot!!! My brother, better help yourself and enjoy your life. The rapture is a scam to hold you people in the church and collect all your money. Notice how less churches are emphasizing the rapture (who rapture epp?) They only mention the rapture to keep you coming to church. They preach more of tithes now and live large. They know there will never be a rapture. My brother, YOLO.

Repent, my brother, and stop following false gods from the Middle East. There is no difference between you and idol worshippers. Worshipping a dead Jew is pure idolatry.

Gbam! So succinct, but d sheeple won't listen, they're tightly bound with fear.

redsun:
Mugus fall,guymen chop.Nigerians are mostly blind and the one eyed ones like him do take advantage of the endemic blindness.

D mugus/victims defend their predator pastors with everything they've got n will fight/insult u for telling them d truth.
So I say Good for them, they deserve to be scammed!

Nwades:
Jesus was made poor so that we will become rich..... As a Christian if you are not rich, your Christianity is in question..... Those of us who pays tithe has never complained for once, I wonder why Yoruba Muslim s wants to die over tithe.... Tithe is the secret of wealth.... We know it that's why we are rich... Hate it and remain poor and mind you never blame rich Pastors for your retched life since you are to stingy to give one out of ten God gave you

Foolish talk. Name 1 out of d first 10 richest people in d world that pays tithe.
Does Bill gates or Dangote pay tithe? Mumu!

Horus:
Pastors ask for tithes in the name of God. They say “God needs your help building the church”. What does god need with a multi-million dollar church? Nothing. These are the same so-called church leaders that you'll find riding in fancy cars, eating the best foods, living in expensive homes and living the life of wealthy people while their followers scrape and struggle to do “God's will” by tithing. These so-called leaders will lead congregations in the worse of the worse neighborhoods and on their way to church to preach on Sundays or Saturdays or whatever day they declare to be the Sabbath, they will step over the homeless or the less fortunate.

U forgot to add 'banging pretty, sexy girls'

zionmade:
I wasnt called into d ministry of a pastor though soul winning is my Job.
Are u richer dan those sheep they are milking?
Do u live a more comfortable life dan they?
Why does it pain u? Is it ur milk? Is it ur penny? Did Jesus ask d woman casting her last Penny into d treasury to take it bak?
I am proud to be a sheep. So mr goat get thee behind me

;DD Mr mumu sheep Pele o, even a dog can herd a hundred sheep.