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Sadly, since he didn't come out from BBNaija, politicians' wifes' husband's didn't notice him.

Oh Nigeria, a ship in stormy sea,
Struggling to sail with weight of tribalism,
Hindered by winds that blow so fiercely,
Thy journey fraught with peril and schism.
Thy people, divided by ancient lines,
Their loyalties to tribe above all,
A curse that weighs thee down and confines,
And threatens to make thy ship to fall.
But hope still shines, a light in the dark,
A chance to rise above the fray,
To steer thy ship with a steady mark,
And chart a course to a brighter day.
Oh Nigeria, may thy ship find peace
In Nigeria, a melting pot of sorts,
500+ ethnic groups do reside,
Yet three stand out like zebras in reports,
Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba with pride.
Each group unique, with customs and beliefs,
Their cultures rich, diverse, and intertwined,
A tapestry of history and griefs,
Their stories told, their struggles oft combined.
Oh Nigeria, your people are so vast,
A land of beauty, strength, and unity,
May peace and love forever, ever last,
And all your tribes live in sweet harmony.
Let us celebrate the diversity,
And cherish each group's identity.



Like vultures circling their prey, corrupt officials swoop in to engage in bribery and embezzlement of public funds. Mention names and die; a common sing song. Just like weeds sprout in a neglected garden, corrupt officials emerge when people elect unqualified and unpatriotic people to office. They eat the fruit of the people's labor. But in all, the vultures do not suffer. They sell the scavenger life to the preys.

Like three separate boats sailing in different directions, the major ethnic groups in Nigeria do not collaborate for the betterment of the nation. Instead, each group focuses solely on advancing the interests of its own people and territory. When it comes to elections, people tend to vote like bees swarming around their hive, not based on competence but on tribe. Then why do you blame racists?


Nigeria is like a ship without a rudder, aimlessly drifting in the sea of underdevelopment due to its lack of business discipline. It's as if the country is like a bird that refuses to leave its nest and spread its wings.

^{Nigeria is an international village where truth is harder to find than gold.}

She should be shot too. Very evil and wicked racist.

Lance008:
The man stil have much money
OFM Na very wealthy man
His angry of the lifestyle
How can you be preaching against a lifestyle and yet you are funding the lifestyle

That's by the way. Once you become a sergeant, how do you change your name from Lance to Sergent?

That's not a gbola. Stop pricking me with a penis news abeg. There's a diff between a gbola, penis, and a fundamental human right.

Will be watching. I'm in for positivity.

Reiterating Trump's word?

Padipadi:
Ahhh, o le toyen ni?
Who you offend?
Are village people involved?
Did you jilt women too or thief provision in secondary school?
Cos it's only the combination of all these that can make a man's journey to bend.
Walahi! 😂

Just buy one dozen of hanky fess
A step at a time.

I don't support the boys...but Chief, this isn't the reason he stopped tho. Anyone can live this life without sponsorship. He said he stopped cos of the dollar rise...and told them all to return.

Be honest, your inner spirit fit allow you return from America..for example?

Padipadi:
😂 Your story no fit conc pass Chatinent own and the story of you two no fit reach my own. Nigeria has made man to see weeen!

Buy hanky before you come hear my story cos I no go fit console you alone. E dey importanter

That your number 7, abeg reduce the volume make we no get problem. For party rice?


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With Dangote or not, the fuel price will not decrease. It will keep increasing until they introduce a blindfold of a unified pricing system to appease complainants like you and I ...and we will feel it's also a good move.

Believe you me, everyone is corrupt in government. But in this government, only corrupt opposition members will be haunted. Others will be among his twelve disciples.


A tale of hunter hunting hunter.

Let him arrest other corrupt persons so that we'll have he and few other corrupt persons left to deal with.


Greek Maxims

Davizee:
Hello sir, I sent you a mail

Hi. Kindly resend. I missed it.

Pacyrus:
Missed your articles for a while now. Your sense of humor is out of this world.

I salute you chief

Well, I see two very lazy entitled boys and a pastor who wants to use them for the award of philanthropy.

For the boys, no one would want to help them unless they clearly reveal how they were used.


For the pastor, more tithes and offerings.

NoToPile:
I might not agree to the cursing part but it was public knowledge and all over SM when the man said he was withdrawing the beneficiaries.

The man said everyone under his scholarship should come back to complete their education in Naija or Benin rep that due to dollar rise they can't Contnue with the funding again.
My only question is why didn't they take that offer. It's not like there wasn't an alternative, not like he totally left them out in the cold, they are not the only beneficiary, so why only them.


https://www.nairaland.com/7687198/opm-withdraw-beneficiaries-overseas-scholarship

Read my full post.

Like I said there, the boys were also lazy and entitled to big names. They left Cyprus is the Japa people talk about.

But you came out, posed like you were going to help them, received accolades, and you dropped them on the way. While it was a good gesture and initiative you took, you expected them to die in silence when they were fending for themselves while you take credits for their well-being?

Why cursing? What relevance is your curse? Did it debunk whatever they said?

You may think the boys don't have other plans before bringing it up! Nowadays, our Samaritans only do it for the attention and award of philanthropy they will receive...not even because they give a f about you.

Talking about the tithes.. The tithes you speak of are still extorted. It isn't yours. So you calm down.


Let me pretend as tho his curses mean anything!


And for the boys...

You also are so lazy for my liking! Some people only needed the visa to go abroad to work hard and be successful. You had that opportunity but left your guard down (same way you did in Chicken Republic). You also are entitled and stink of ingratitude and the absence of the spirit of self reliance.

Get yourselves together! You are men not boys! Reality isn't social media! Leave big names and work for yourselves! You have the right to be reasonable! Stop being entitled to what is not yours...whether promises or vows! Work for your life!

muykem:
You need to be checked also. Somebody is officially certified insane. Will outcome of test certified you to have malaria by pretending.

Funny you.
Now tell me, is there a scientific method to prove between sb pretending to be mentally ill and sb who is?

You have really not seen court proceedings!

You really could have made your points without being rude. I didn't mention you either.

vastolord4:
The Maga head strong die!.. They said damilola fell down and died just like that.. its either dami was sickness personified or he brutally dealt with before he died.. either way, commot hand from bad thing..

I am sure you aren't in Nigeria. Cos I don't see how you believed that police report of his death.

Procashtips:
I knew Northerners don't do yahoo (Theirs is local), was actually surprised when I saw Bauchi and yahoo together in the write up.

Southerners have started exporting yahoo to the core north just as they spread it across west Africa.

Can you swear with your life fraud isn't everywhere in Nigeria?

America cannot force the world to use its dollars. We can't keep growing their economy.

I remember Gaddafi.

You tried.

It's better than nothing.

Praktikals1000:
You are creative but do not know that it doesnt have to be the same set of students for the whole duration of the challenge

You understand 6.25 days include nights?

It will be staged then

sukkot:
lol the guy in the ad below. i see him everywhere

It's an advert.

I no dey borrow money. E dey bi like e dey hard to get money pay back when you borrow.

Wey the pics?

Whiteshield:
He was talking to his constituents, not some online nobody asking foolish questions.

Ok.

Where is his funeral?

I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?