₦airaland Forum

Noerection:
Please don't make racist and tribalistic comments on this section

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Wahala for who drink soak-away juice.

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After they'll come here and update their statuses to “when you are big, you are big. It's been God all through.”

..using their ill-gotten wealth to oppress others.

Initial gra gra.

dejavuh0007:
Sorry to disappoint u then coz I'm not related to him.

We fit meet for Oshodi? Near that roundabout?

dejavuh0007:
Here's mine.

You spent all that for Asphalt 9?

If you dare tell me you aren't related to Elon Musk, we go get problem now and here.

Mine.

mariahAngel:
Yes.

Ok o

I think this girl needs to be careful with people who claim to want to help her.

This is simple issue she could have discussed with a female pharmacist.

Many people cannot see where virgin is written without automatically becoming a Samaritan.

I am tired of seeing JusticeforThis JusticeForThat make una just dey careful.

It is not as though she has an infection tho.

It comes if you use a razor...or using one stick multiple times.

Try buying a battery-powered shaving clipper with its steriliser. It isn't a must to shave it to the skin. A trim is okay, and razor cannot give you that.

Komu1048:
U don’t need a gun for protection, many soldiers, police, vigilante have fallen with their guns. What u need is THE CHOSEN apron. There are so many testimonies on how it protect.

Posts like this make me thank God for giving me a brain.

Bad vlogging.

Human government cannot provide basic amenities and necessities.

Human government has failed.

mariahAngel:
Exactly!

Borrowing is not a crime, neither is it a taboo.
Onye ri ndu ga a kwu ugwo o ji and life continues.

Mbano?

If you don't have money, I advise you borrow a little to support...even if it's ₦20k.

In-Laws have a way of tagging your incapacitatedness on relevant issues forever.

Fine woman, you were pondering over this all night?

One plate of ofe nsala will solve all this na.

Lol, she doesn't look dirty.

I use Facebook for Ads only.

Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun food for front.

Of course, every celebs who did that got into trouble. I'm still available for research writing services.

Boxing is a scripted thing as Wrestling.

It is what is best for business. The entertainers have to make more money.

There need to be more shows so that they could be more money.

Flytime:
tell us your story make we laugh

Lol.

Flamees:
That's why sometimes I decided to use my money buy Brand New Redmi or transsion Device
Those ones can give me peace of Mind pass wetin this op dey suffer from

Same here.

I hate stress.

The month of SIMptember finishes today.


In another news, flee from fornication!

Camera relevance sha.

Davash222:
-Harold Lasswell

You are doing well....

Lalasticlala, mynd44 seun Dominque food for front

Mr Speaker, please permit me to laugh hard first at these two quotes:

The next day after the purchase, I noticed something on the screen and showed it to by brother, he immediately said the phone was not a new one. Tahh I rebuked him in Jesus name immediately. Phone dat I cut nylon myself

Omoor only for me to get home and for my brother to confirm this morning that the new phone I was given again was actually a used phone too…

I couldn't stop laughing at this story. You don make my day finally. You are lucky dem no package fufu give you.


But it is still worthy to ask why your brother didn't follow you there. You know, it could have saved you the stress.

And I guess, the charisma of the man shut you out. You were carried away too by what your brain called “humility” by his apologies even when you knew the police couldn't help you.

Btw, ₦320k for Xmas? Sth I'll use to get first grade 11pro. How did your brother know it's used? Is Face ID and True Tone unavailable?

Anyways, I'll tell you for free: that alert of so and so was to his second shop account. Lol.


For a truth, most seemingly new phones in Computer Village are actually refurbished or secondhand value.

It depends on the level of refurbishment and secondhand tho. Grade One secondhand value iPhones are actually the ones used by the Whites for not so long...and repackaged in their cartons for resell. It does still look like new.

I think there's a number to recognise them kindof. I know about it and would update this post when I remember.

Many who buy “new iPhones” are actually buying those sorts at the same amount for a new one. That is how the sellers make their gains.

Of course, I do not mean that there aren't those who sell new ones. If you must get a new one, I strongly suggest you visit trusted outlets (celebs following their page doesn't mean they are trustworthy; celebs can do anything for paid ads).

The truth is that it oughts to depreciate in Nigeria...but you and I know that a lot of things of no value abroad comes in here and appreciate. Lol. A failed system here, yeah?


Let say they bought for ₦200k a phone of ₦350k, maybe via Ali Express (because they buy it in large quantities...maybe via partnership with other sellers), they will have to sell for ₦345k to make their gains too.

Why?

A lot of Nigerians cannot recognise new phones. A lot are also using refurbished phones or secondhand phones bought for the price of new phones.

You see these places — St Michaels for Aba, Computer Village for Ikeja, One market near Wurukum for Benue, Alaba for Lagos, one market like that for Biu, Borno ehh — you gat wise up or dem go bobo you. Lol.

When I came to Abia newly as per Lag boy, I enter St Michaels... lol, I carry Phone Casing go house. How dem swap am was too fast I didn't realise. Na phone wey I press check some things o. I return there with army, no bi the people dey there. It happens bro. You gats just know your onions well.

I am sorry for your predicament sha but honestly, you cracked me up real hard.


NB: To check if your phone is new:

Open the “Settings” app on the iPhone
Go to “General” and then go to “About”
Look for “Model” and then read the model identifier next to that text, it will look something like “MN572LL/A”, the first character will let you know if the device is new, refurbished, replacement, or personalized:
M – Brand new device, meaning the device was purchased new
F – Refurbished device, meaning the device has been through refurbishing process
N – Replacement device, meaning the originally bought device was replaced by this model likely due to a service request
P – Personalized device with engraving, meaning the device was customized with an engraving on purchase


Thanks to davillian.

BTW, I am still available for research writing services.

All China does is create anti-US weaponry.

Beggar from top to bottom. Tueh!

His begging tactics are topnotch; very fast even in slow motion.


His daughters use the iPhone 13 but they broadcast the father didn't have money for the presidential tickets.

Isn't his son the one who had an accident with a ₦50m bike or am I wrong?


Politics is a game of who gets what, when, and how. Welcome to the capitalist world.

Welcome to Fraudral Republic of Nigeria.