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Unimportanter.

Mainlymanof:
Here

Groom yourself well.

Stop stopping every girl you see.


It's called growing up, bro.


A time will come while you are growing up when you don't need to stop girls, they will yearn to talk to you.

No comments.

Mehn..


How real is this?

The makers of the name aren't here fa.

Some took to prostitution to survive.


We live in a world without care; the men around would prefer having carnal knowledge with them and paying than helping them financially!

Please, how dem dey take comot this country?


I am done.

SimplyFacts:
Same here. The way the young Northerners take dey smoke here in SW ehn. It's a pity most of them can't read/write to know that smokers are liable to die young.

That being said, the rate of drug abuse in Naija is overwhelming & needs to be addressed ASAP. If you don't take drugs like trams, you can't take a coke from a friend without thinking twice

Coke is now adulterated by boys.

VictorUSA:
I was employed where i'm working.A guy who was my coworker invited me to his house, at his house he gave me pics to watch, but i felt some strange feelings because he touching me too much. Later he kissed my cheek and i angrily pushed off his hand that was over my jaw.Since that day i never went to visit him again and he's still my coworker.I cant forget that day.

Damn. I'd push him to coma.

DSC7:
One idiot said he wants us to be friends....


And i was like after becoming friends wetin we go dey do?....Me wey dey reason fast pass computer...


Me wey love breast pass anything....

Thunder fire all the disgusting gays worldwide...


Some clowns sef get mind dey catwalk....


Mehnnn kolo people plenty oooo.....

kingthreat:
One invited me to his house. He said he was a simple person and needed friendship and he needed someone to go and have drinks with. I obliged. The first day in his house, he prepared nice vegetable soup and we ate together.
Second time, while we were in the house he brought magazines for me. While I was taking a look, I was seeing half-nude male models. Then he started talking about dicks. He then brought out a porn magazine and instead of talking about the ladies breasts, he was talking about the mens dicks. Fast forward, he said he wanted to show me something. Put a disc into the DVD and a movie started that became gay porrn. I was so disgusted wanted to show my disgust but this guy was like 10 years older than me. Once he went inside the bathroom to bath, I sneaked out of the house. Saw his calls later, blocked his number. Next week I saw him on the road, I didnt even fret and looked straight to his eyes; he passed me and hissed.

Damn. So disgusting.

From please allow me stay one night, baba wash all en clothes the next day. Third day, I saw him entertaining a girl with my last egg.


I see finish. No bi person tell am he pack en clothes go.

You'll find it easy in prison.

Frozen ko, Tangled ni.

Tor, this is what givers never lack means...not just church members paying through their noses in the name of tithe.

Can a fool be wise?

In anything you do, don't post Aba please.

Bad news everywhere.

Ok.

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I'm still watching to see the end.

Humans cannot change the world.

Reex12:
hold on chatinent what exactly was the problem, you didnt have seat number?

I bought economy and sat went flexing in business class.

Not prophecy.


You are him.

You could have searched Nairaland first.


She has MSc in scamming.


We provide agent services. Sponsor me, let's hunt the dog.

: DisGuy, justwise, lalasticlala, Dominque

MufasaLion:
Spaceship, No NASA

So it's spaceship you use to travel to Abeokuta?


Lekwa m lekwa gi.

Shellsploit:
Mine was a scary moment...

I was on a flight from Michigan to Florida in 2018. We were about 35mins from takeoff and all of a sudden the pilot raced out of the cockpit, stopped at the row in front of me, and started frantically demanding that everyone on their seats should stand up because he needed to get a better view of the plane wing.

Once the row has gotten up, he kneels over and looks from the window seat out for about a minute. He thanks them, turns around, and goes back to the cockpit.

Myself and every one were confused and asking what's going on and no one knows. 10 minutes later he finally announces on the speaker that everything is fine with the plane and there was some erroneous warning light that had come on.

Mehn. So scary.. you'll just be remembering Sisoliso, Dana..and in mid-thoughts, let out an inaudible scream “no, God forbid.. I reject it.”

Mynd44, Dominque, lalasticlala come and see

Emyzoloye5:
I'm out of here !!!!!!!!

gay thread for gay modafuvkers!!!!!

It's actually an against-gay thread.

But why is he walking like Biden?