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Politics › Re: Behold South-west Kidnapping Spots …why Roads Users, Others Must Beware by chatinent: 7:09am On Mar 21, 2021
Nowhere is safe.

Politics › Re: Nigeria’s $26.5 Billion Maintenance Cost Enough To Build Three New Refineries by chatinent: 7:08am On Mar 21, 2021
Post-looted.

Politics › Re: Why Do The Nigerian Police Disobey Direct Orders? by chatinent: 7:04am On Mar 21, 2021
That's the radio news.


In real life, the same IGP tells them not to come back to the station without about ₦100k daily, and he doesn't care about the way and manner they get it.

Nigeria exists in two parts: the reality and the on-air part. The reality part is the opposite of the latter.

Politics › Re: Umahi To Youths: Forget Government Job, It’s Not Profitable by chatinent: 7:01am On Mar 21, 2021
BiggyB242:
I'm telling you. They only tell you what you want to hear.
You are wise, sir.
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Boss At The Office by chatinent: 6:58am On Mar 21, 2021
adadike:
Just be friendly and nice towards her. Don't make your intention known yet, she might eventually be the one to confess her love for you
You watch too much Korean movies.
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With My Boss At The Office by chatinent: 6:55am On Mar 21, 2021
Sb is about to either lose his job or being used as a junior opinion.
Politics › Re: Governor Wike: Hold FG Responsible If Ortom Is Assassinated by chatinent: 6:52am On Mar 21, 2021
Wike:

Politics › Re: Governor Wike: Hold FG Responsible If Ortom Is Assassinated by chatinent: 6:51am On Mar 21, 2021
Spaxon:
Nigerian Wahala be like Roasted Corn
E must dey near gutter.

Family › Re: Father Arrested, Jailed For Contempt After Referring To His Daughter As ‘she,’ by chatinent: 6:45am On Mar 21, 2021
When I saw “redpill” as link, I smelled prejudice and cheap validation.
Politics › Re: Koiki Send Strong Warning To Oba Adedotun The Alake Of Egba Not To Try Himself. by chatinent: 6:43am On Mar 21, 2021
Well well well..
Romance › Re: Someone Sent This Message To One Of My Staff, Who Can Relate by chatinent: 6:42am On Mar 21, 2021
It could be a honest borrowed motivational speech.
Politics › Re: Breaking!!!! Fulani Herdsmen (gunmen) Abduct Oba Tajudeen Omatoya. by chatinent: 6:41am On Mar 21, 2021
Bad news everywhere.
Politics › Re: The Day Gen Murtala Muhammed Was Assassinated In Lagos by chatinent: 6:39am On Mar 21, 2021
I see your point.

Mehn..
Rossikk:
Well you can say that, but Gen Muhammed had disagreements with the US over Angola at the time, and we know the CIA employed assassination as a tool in the 1960s and 70s especially, when dealing with developing nations' leaders whom they had 'issues' with.

As Wiki noted:

''Foreign Policy

Murtala Muhammed reappraised Nigeria's foreign policy, stressing a "Nigeria first" orientation in line with OPEC price guidelines that was to the disadvantage of other African countries. Nigeria became "neutral" rather than "nonaligned" in international affairs.

The shift in orientation became apparent with respect to Angola. Nigeria had worked with the OAU to bring about a negotiated reconciliation of the warring factions in the former Portuguese colony, but late in 1975 Murtala Muhammed announced Nigeria's support for the Soviet-backed Popular Movement for the Liberation of Angola, citing [the then apartheid] South Africa's armed intervention on the side of the rival National Union for the Total Independence of Angola (UNITA). The realignment strained relations with the United States, which argued for the withdrawal of Cuban troops and Soviet advisers from Angola.

Assassination

On Friday 13 February 1976, General Muhammed set off for work along his usual route on George Street. Shortly after 8 a.m., his Mercedes Benz car traveled slowly in the infamous Lagos traffic near the Federal Secretariat at Ikoyi in Lagos and a group of soldiers (members of an abortive coup led by Dimka) emerged from an adjacent petrol station, ambushed the vehicle and assassinated Muhammed..''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murtala_Mohammed
Politics › Re: Drug Abuse Is More Prevalent In The South-West — Buba Marwa, NDLEA Boss by chatinent: 6:31am On Mar 21, 2021
I disagree.

I've stayed in the north, and I can say the northerners abuse drugs than the south.

Romance › Re: Why I shake my bum bum by chatinent: 6:16am On Mar 21, 2021
Kudos! I love your sense of humour.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Happiest Country In Mainland Africa, Thanks To President Buhari by chatinent: 6:12am On Mar 21, 2021
I understand the irony.
Politics › Re: The Day Gen Murtala Muhammed Was Assassinated In Lagos by chatinent: 6:09am On Mar 21, 2021
Ok.


He was killed by power-hungry officers.

So bad.
Crime › Re: Have You Been Harassed By Homosexuals? Share Your Experiences by chatinent(op): 11:02pm On Mar 20, 2021
dollytino4real:
am not gay, am not a man, am just a lady so let me waka pass!! thank you!!

Crime › Re: Have You Been Harassed By Homosexuals? Share Your Experiences by chatinent(op): 10:57pm On Mar 20, 2021
UkBalesNig:
This will be very interesting

Crime › Re: Have You Been Harassed By Homosexuals? Share Your Experiences by chatinent(op): 10:56pm On Mar 20, 2021
andyblinks05:
yea, its an epistle…. I will modify and share if time permit me
All right. Waiting patiently.

OlayemiAshraf:
The comments section will be hot tonight

Let me sit down and sip chill lean grin
Share yours.
Romance › Re: He Vowed To Destroy My Life Either By Charm Or Any Means. by chatinent: 10:44pm On Mar 20, 2021
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.

Crime › Have You Been Harassed By Homosexuals? Share Your Experiences by chatinent(op): 9:51pm On Mar 20, 2021
Report all homosexual advances!


Mine: Long story short.

It was a Catholic priest when I was still in the church. He was my brother's teacher. I attended their grad., and from that day he grew fond of me.


He'd call, and always wanted I visited him. He'd promise to get me a smartphone. That was the time smartphone was trending. He also promised an iPad, a trip to the Vatican city, monthly payment, and giving me access to his personal house bla bla.

Some gifts started coming.

I was the type who believed every gift comes with a prize.

His attitude was Greeks bearing gifts.

Worst happened a night my brother and I visited... midnight, baba hand begin travel. I woke up and promised myself I was going to strangle him if he did it again. He stopped tho as though he read mind.


In the morning, I wasn't the type to talk much, I left. If I hadn't come, shit wouldn't have happened.

I also noticed he always visited the Father at night. I wasn't surprised!

More so, there were other guys he bought expensive phones for.. I came to understand they must have paid the prize.

Baba called me days latter and was asking for a “holy kiss” as he called it. He came plain.

I told him off.

I threatened to give him the Husseini’s treatment. He knew I was no jokes.



Ran into some other pastards too who were promising millions for shit.


I remember one we set up, and flogged his ass like 200 times.

Damn.

Gays disgust me.

I could behead them and call the police.


Please share your experience. Also share the treatment you gave the pastard.
Crime › Re: How Gay Catholic Priest Ruined My Life - Robbery Suspect "EX Law Student" by chatinent: 9:34pm On Mar 20, 2021
Charmingrascal:
It is the duty of the Nigeria Police to investigate allegations leveled against this Rev Father by the young man, but the Nigeria Police won't do that because even the Church (Catholic) will defend the Father with everything, but truly they know that many of their Rev Fathers are gays.

God knows how many young men the said father has molested.

To some of you that will say what is his crime, let me remind you that homosexuality is still a crime in Nigeria and when they make an allegation against someone as regards homosexuality such person should be investigated.


Me I can kill gay if you try your disgusting act around me, I will kill you and call the Police.
I'll kill the gay, and let him rot.
Crime › Re: How Gay Catholic Priest Ruined My Life - Robbery Suspect "EX Law Student" by chatinent: 9:31pm On Mar 20, 2021
I totally believe him.


I had similar experience.


Majority of them are gays.
Politics › Re: 774,000 Jobs: Buhari Orders The Release Of Funds For The Payment Of Stipends by chatinent: 9:21pm On Mar 20, 2021
Post-looted.
Travel › Re: Guidelines For Newcomers To Port Harcourt by chatinent: 9:21pm On Mar 20, 2021
Ok o
Travel › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment On An Airplane by chatinent(op): 9:18pm On Mar 20, 2021
Shellsploit:
Typing....
I'm waiting for yours.
Travel › Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moment On An Airplane by chatinent(op): 9:16pm On Mar 20, 2021
DICKstractor:
undecided

The guy that sold gala to me ran away with my N950 change.

I wanted to chase him but the windows were locked.

It was a very heartbreaking experience
I saw the baba who did you this thing in church.

Travel › Share Your Embarrassing Moment On An Airplane by chatinent(op):
I had never flown by air before. tongue


A signal came, and I had to present myself in Portharcourt in the next nine hours for sth very serious. I was in Borno State. cool

I met my pal who was more exposed and narrated my ordeal. He assured me he was going to assist me. I only had to bring all necessary documents, and pay some bills. I remember I borrowed a little sum to augment the sum for the ticket.

Fast forward to me on board..

Na so I bone begin waka inside plane. I told an air hostess I wanted to use the lavatory.

In all fairness, I only wanted to explore my juvenile experience. I entered another chamber that looked more beautiful. Damn. I felt that area was more reserved. After all, I was reserved.

Well, there were few persons inside with empty seats, and I assured me it wasn't a problem having a seat too.

Mehn, I was well-dressed and fly already. A lady hi-ed me and we began a conversation. She was rich, I could tell. I started speaking slowly with a blend of squeezing a crack voice to sound more ..you know..posh.

She was falling in lines already. smiley

I intentionally searched my pocket so as to unveil my military wallet. She didn't see it at first. So as soon as I noticed her face in my direction again, I dipped my hands into it and flagged it to remove..(can't remember what I removed, but I am sure it was just for show-off). shocked

I was using a refurbished iPhone 8 then so I was complete. cool Who cares if it was refurbished! tongue


It wasn't up to ten minutes after my woo lines were travelling into the outskirts of her hearts when an air hostess came direct to me and was asking to see my number.

Mehn, shame hold me for the first time in my life. I literally peed.

As I was trying to rub minds with the hostess to understand me, she ordered I leave.


My legs have never felt heavy.


That was the first time in my life I knew what Economy meant.


The rest is history.

You want to know if I was laughed? You know the answer. I didn't stop sweating profusely till about twenty minutes later.
I don't even want to recall the funny thing I did when the plane was about to take off. Funnily enough, that was also the last time I flew.


Damn.




Please share your experiences.
Romance › Re: Why Did You Breakup With Your Ex? by chatinent(op): 5:22pm On Mar 20, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]Yeah?[/color]
Didn't say a word. Carry on.
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Mean By " It Is Well ".. by chatinent: 5:20pm On Mar 20, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
send me a mail
Done.
Romance › Re: What Do Ladies Mean By " It Is Well ".. by chatinent: 4:57pm On Mar 20, 2021
Rhodaogunpeju:
send me a mail
All right.

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