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Nairaland General › Thirteen (13) Kinds Of People You Will Find In Your Life by chatinent(op):
1. The ones who will set you ablaze upfront.

2. The ones who will be consoling you but never attempt to quench it.

3. The ones who will be pouring water and pouring fuel intermittently.

4. The ones who will be pouring water just because the flames is affecting them.

5. The ones who will set you ablaze and run to your face so when the flame reaches you, you won't suspect them.

6. The ones who won't ignite the flame, pour water, or help.

7. The ones who want to help but allow what people say discourage him.

8. The ones who will come upfront to pour you fuel.

9. The ones who will help you quench it so you'll wouldn't say they didn't help or so you'll have to pay back

10. The ones who will stay at a distance watching if you'll survive it so they can come congratulate you.

11. The ones who will recruit people to safeguard you so that even if you survive it, they just take you down.

12. The ones who will pretend being burnt not to help you.



And lastly,



13. The ones who will help you.


Value the thirteenth sort no matter whatever. There were more who didn't try.

Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 8:49pm On Mar 05, 2021
RioCarputo:
add this... there's always one aunty wey never marry wey go dey always dey go work dey come back in the evening....
True. Lol
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Engages Daughter In #TEFChallenge (Video) by chatinent: 7:39pm On Mar 05, 2021
UBA will make your last ₦20,000 become ₦19,915 for no reason.

Crime › Re: Amotekun Arrests 2 Gay Men Caught Having Sex In Ondo (photo) by chatinent: 7:33pm On Mar 05, 2021
I remember one seminarian guy like that those days making advances.


Oh, remembering the repeated headbutts I launched on his face gives me joy.
Crime › Re: Amotekun Arrests 2 Gay Men Caught Having Sex In Ondo (photo) by chatinent: 7:31pm On Mar 05, 2021
Powerfly:
Guys ass are tighter, and who told you that guys don't moan?
Guys be like.. Ahhhrr! Arrhhh! Harder man!
Oh shit!! Damn nigga! You're a real nigga!!.
lol.
You disgust me.

Have a nice decade.
Crime › Re: Amotekun Arrests 2 Gay Men Caught Having Sex In Ondo (photo) by chatinent: 7:30pm On Mar 05, 2021
I don’t like homosexual act, he seduced me, he lured me into it. I told him to give me rest of mind, but when he was threatening me I have to obey him.
Disgusting idiots.
Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 7:25pm On Mar 05, 2021
Chummynoni:
lol. i don laugh tire. una no go kill person for this forum. person even dey think to put hin generator ontop roof. lol. and person wey one anty open door to see him fapping. wtfcheesy...
i lived in FMIFY too as a bachelor after NYSC, and it was a sweet experience. i was so respected to the extent that i was even surprised. advise to those still living in FMIFY, avoid see finish, and mind the way u familiarise wit yur co-tenant. if possible, avoid tenants even children coming into your room. always block them at the door if u want to give any of them something. Try as much as possible not to owe any bills. as a single guy that kpansh wella, try as much as possible not to run street parol, if at all you want to do, go for classy ladies so that she no go open your matter for yur neighbours. as a married man, warn your wife not to sit with your neigbours and gossip because it is unhealthy to your personality. i left some months ago,and most of them wish i was still there , but man gat move on.make i stop here because if i continue to dey talk, i no go finish.
Which matter dem wan open? grin that you are a broke ass forming big papa?
Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 7:15pm On Mar 05, 2021
Sterope:
This is a good list smiley
Lol
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Family Of 7 Who Specializes In Kidnapping In Ogun by chatinent: 7:11pm On Mar 05, 2021
They felt that family bond wouldn't do the betray.


They didn't see the storm coming from the west.

Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 7:08pm On Mar 05, 2021
Oluwaleinad14:
You get this all shii right bruh...seriously i off cap for you.
Na so bro.
Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 7:06pm On Mar 05, 2021
oweniwe:
Most annoying as a young man staying alone there.

Imagine neighbor's wives/small daughter knocking on your door... "Uncle O, come and wash the bathroom and toilet" shocked

Wakanda nonsense is that?
And it cannot be avoided.


If you wash it to the best of your ability, they'll say it's smelly because you didn't use So Klin and Dettol.

Or is it the one you'll want to wash and one oga will beg you to allow him use the toilet as you are still in the bathroom?


Mehn
Politics › Re: Soldier & Girlfriend Who Supply Ammunition, Uniform To Bandits Caught In Zamfara by chatinent: 6:49pm On Mar 05, 2021
It's the girlfriend's suggestion he steals ammunition and sells so he conversely will have extra change to spend on her. Yes, she participates, she's the mastermind.



The future is female.

By the way, this is an insider's work.


After being court-marshalled, both of them should be headbutted to coma afore civil judgement.

Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 6:36pm On Mar 05, 2021
Cachetdotng:
you just rounded up everything....I no even know what else to add grin
Na so bro.
Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2021
Spending123:
Did you also forget to add that wicked fucum fucum sounds you will be hearing at night.

Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent: 4:05pm On Mar 05, 2021
Lalasticlala, come and share yours.
Properties › Re: Share Your Face Me I Face You Experience. by chatinent:
1. When you cook with less or substandard ingredients, you'll keep covering the pot and hiding them. When you want to fry egg, you'll bring everything outside.


2. All the low budget Rihannas entering your home without invitations.


3. I Pass My Neighbour generator is your muscle.


4. Too many slippers at your neighbour’s door when there is no light is a bad news.


5. If NEPA interrupts the light and your neighbour has it, let all hell loose till democracy is achieved.


6. Wives are girlfriends to neighbors. If you know you know.


7. SlayQueen putting their custard for urine under their cupboard.


8. There must be one womaniser always playing loud music.


9. There must be one woman with multiple children and an irresponsible husband.


10. Where two or more women are gathered and you pass with a friend, forget it. It's YOU 101.


11. The army of beggars. If you mistakenly borrow them ₦500, they'll never leave you and will keep coming back.


12. The female children of other neighbours wanting adventure coming to your room.


13. The problem of washing bathroom and toilet.

14. There must be one single hanty going out to work in the morning and coming back in he evening.

15. There's always sb who will use the toilet and leave Abednego floating for others to see.



What is more?


That's the worst place to be.

Madam, where is the Nkwobi I ordered?
M ga-echere ruo mgbe ebighị ebi?

Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic, Oko Rag Day In Pictures by chatinent: 3:40pm On Mar 05, 2021
Which refuse bin does the first guy operate in?


Secondly, the girl in the neatly dressed red cloth is one of the problems we have in Nigeria.

Education › Re: You Or Your Marriage Partner Who Will/is Assist/assisting The Kids With Math? by chatinent: 3:36pm On Mar 05, 2021
I.
Politics › Re: NAF Appoints, Redeploys 32 Senior Officers by chatinent: 3:33pm On Mar 05, 2021
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Music/Radio › Re: Popular Billionaire Prophet, Jeremiah Fufeyin Slashes 10million Naira To Support by chatinent: 3:29pm On Mar 05, 2021
He looks like Clems Ohaneze the actor.

Well, my question: how do these prophets and pastors become so so rich?

Who do they pay their tithes to? Abi it's only to channel the whole offerings and tithes to their accounts!


Stealing in the name of God!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Slams Ambode: "Ship Of Lagos State Was Heading In The Wrong Direction" by chatinent: 3:22pm On Mar 05, 2021
Whatever.
Politics › Re: Food Traders Not Asking For Too Much Compensation - Yahaya Bello by chatinent: 3:19pm On Mar 05, 2021
Embargo on perishable goods. Hmm.
Politics › Re: Hanan Buhari Celebrates Six Months In Marriage (Photos) by chatinent: 3:13pm On Mar 05, 2021
With tax payers’ monies.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Fear To Date Financial Stable Women? by chatinent: 1:03pm On Mar 05, 2021
JastSiryin:
Building your life would not land you your dream woman. They are many people who did this and ended up alone in their comfort. Worse of you attract a leech. Your advice though well intentioned, is a bit too presumptuous. Like everything, one needs balance. Balancing social life with one's personal development is the way to go. Sometimes what we think we deserve would never come until we go get it.
You have a point.
Nairaland General › Re: 19 Years Barrenness Ended On Feb 22 2021: My Story by chatinent: 12:11pm On Mar 05, 2021
Well done, ma.
Health › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Was Injured In Gas Explosion Dies (Graphic Photos) by chatinent: 11:33am On Mar 05, 2021
Painful.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Celebrates His 84th Birthday Today (Then Vs Now Photos) by chatinent: 9:20am On Mar 05, 2021
I'll reserve my comment.



BTW, seeing Stella brings memories.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Welcomes Elderly Woman Who Declared Love For Him To His House (Video) by chatinent: 9:12am On Mar 05, 2021
Not all “I am happy for you” is genuine.


Anyị amatala otú mmiri si bata n'ime aku.


Enu ko ya mi.

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