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Spits.

Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you.

Is it that these people disregarded Lai Mohammed's orders or what?

Many reasons we should all pray for GOD's kingdom to come. This world don kolo.

Let me drop one: if you feel you want to be arrested within three days, type 'I must kill DonaldTrump on Twitter.'

There's no big deal in it. It's just about the person and persona.

My only wish is for this world to end. I'm tired.

The government supports this.

People willingly take to crimes; it's not economic bla bla.

Nigeria is not a country please don't make the mistake again. It's an international village.

He didn't tell us how much he bribed them to be inside the house.

Yawns.

Man's government can never solve mankind's problem. It's God's kingdom we need.

The airport is beautiful.

This is the apogee. We are doomed in this country.

AbayomiYomzy:
It's very unfair why my account will be banned within 5minutes of opening cos I posted an adverts on this platform. Not everyone on NL Is a scam, and if there's any need of banning accounts, the moderator should let users know before taking such decisions.

Many users on this platform are using it in other to promote their businesses and also to connect with people. Pls kindly restructure the rate of banning accounts users on this platform cos it's not encouraging.

Thanks

No one really cares in the social media world. It's a big no to advertisement. You can always advertise on your signature as did mine below.

How does one get it in Abia state?

You need a bottle of overnight tumbo. Nice one.

Let APC jail all PDP politicians accused of loot so that when PDP assumes power, they'll jail all APC's politicians and then we'll have a complete list and partisan jailing continues.

I tell my pals: Integrity does it.

Don't pity them. Let them dig their hell.

ImaIma1:
Rent allowance, upfront, HMO, pension contribution, credit card, etc.
It will be hard for op to leave now

Na so.

I stopped reading here:

Though we only had sex twice and she told me she can't trade me with any woman after those actions, she calls at times and i always recharge her simcard when i have something with me and doing some neccesary things a guy should be doing for her girl.

. It is finished.

If it were me, I wouldn't do that for a 'girlfriend.' When it's about a wife, ping me and I'll answer. Bye.

I've read this somewhere before.

It means nothing, be yourself; no cause for alarm. Don't forget, don't ever spend what you wouldn't spend on your mum.

Order? That word doesn't exist in Nigeria.

I don't know who has to see this but this story is 99% unbelievable and 1% probability to be true.

Whatever happened to banning it forever. Well, this is the only positive thing Lai has ever done.

RoyalRoy, Dominque, Lalasticlala fp for larger audience

It's what she bargained for. Pre-marital sex is bad. Well, about the 'he forced me part and I was drunk,' it's the mantra of many ladies who intentionally did shit; they always shift the blame.