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Even while making good grades in Chemistry both in high school and university, the course/subject remains a mystery to me. So i called it chemystery.

If i'm her husband i will divorce her for having slept with so many Nigerian men.

#One of those Nigerians that spoils the Nigerian image.

eph12: I usually check the profile of almost every female NL Please which level of woman wrapping is this

bro, your woman wrapper-ing is from your village. Even babalawo can't cure this type.

Logicalmindy: OP, why your hatred for women so much. Are you gay?

tosyne2much, please confirm this is woman wrapper-ing

Nice thread OP - let me add to the list...


#When you keep stalking girl on every thread to the extent you start derailing meaningful threads whilst trying to woo her - your woman wrapper-ing is sophisticated

#You don't use your eye to see anything (f) on any thread. You woman wrapper-ing has left nigeria wax level and is now done with a duvet - congrats

#When a lady who is wrong insults every guy on a thread and you come to support her, mehn you are a professor in woman wrapper-ing

#A guy posts a thread and you come to bash him but a lady creates similar thread and you started making meaningful contribution, bro woman wrapper-ing is definitely your hobby.

More coming soon....

tosyne2much: oya e don set oooo

i de show

tosyne2much: I wan try post one thread wey go cause controversy or chaos in d evening.. I go like make you dey my back

hahahahahahahaha! Me stand gidigbam for your back. Let's go there. Just signal me when the did is done

1one: Lol... Ahh me I no whine am, maybe you see it every day because na village you dey or near village(dissing not intended) because na village girls dey always carry El naturale hair, over here in the "city" no girl spots her natural hair, so I don't see such hairs as ruthobaz's.. Because over here even if you see a girl from thing in the morning it's either she's on wig, or weavon or braids

it's not a thing of village. Most girls with naturally long hair always like to flaunt it. Ladies love to be the envy of other ladies. Those girls you see with weave-on all the time definitely have it short. Be more observant you will see them.

tosyne2much: Some of dem go don finish me.. Could you believe I introduced my friend to nairaland a few weeks ago and he's been under d cover of a guest.. He finally registered ystdy and he told me he wanted to create a thread and dat his only fear was that he was afraid of how he would be crucified for any slight typo error or grammatical blunder.. Till now sef, e neva still create d thread

hahahahahaha! No mind the ITK dem. You will observe that those who pick on you arrogantly are less learned and if you should follow them up, you will discover lots of blunders in their post. That your friend should just feel free and post. If you deh look nairalanders mouth eh you go even deh fear to login

ruthobaz: Nd it isn't even that long..Thanks anyways and I dn't plan on cutting it.

it's either 1one just deh whine you or him be JJC. That's just the normal type of hair you see on daily basis. I have frequently seen hair twice as long as that.

tosyne2much: lol.. That should av given u an insight dat it was jst a mere typographical error.. That's one of those typing errors we often make.. *modified*

hahahahaha! Of course i knew it's either a typo or you purposely did it. Some nairalanders can choose to be naughty at times. Lol

LaurelP: Lolz
e be like say na typo sha

rozzay: Speechless

hahahahahaha! no o! You must flog o.

tosyne2much: wasere padi mi.... May you live long to read d fruit of ur labour

LaurelP, you mate deh reap fruit of labour but na read you go read your own. Lmao

rozzay: *bangs d door on his face, pulls him by d block us * were u dey run go

help o! She wanna r.ape me... Oya no vex... Let me compose a good poem for you now...

#the thing wey you deh find o,
you go see am o...
If i deh run before o,
i no go run any more o...
To gree say na rock and run away,
na make we for rock another day...
#

se you like this one?

incredibleone: Shey oro awon omokunrin alaileko jatijati yen ni eun so? Awon adagba ma danu

meaning?

rozzay: Lol wat I do
If u compose such poem I go lock u for room flog u flog u flog u. Wen u comeout na belle u go carry

chizos!!! Which kind flog come be dis one and wetin dem deh use flog am? Runs out of thread for safety...

LaurelP, the thing tire me o. Wetin come tire me pass be say even rozzay wey create thread for her nairaland crush follow put mouth for this matter.

By the way rozzay, will you like if i compose 'twinkle twinkle little star' for you or 'old roger is dead...'?

queenet246: anulam agam eme ya ugbua

odighi nke m huru.

OP free all these babes. If na guy do all the ladies go cry foul; if na babe do, dem go say na normal. All na cheating...

Houseofglam7: Abeg na, no die o!
I no get strength to chop burial rice abeg.

hahahahahahahahaha! No be even strength to bury person. Smh

Location

Houseofglam7 and priscaoge, you guys have killed me with laughter. You better come bury me o. Chei! Ochi agbala m ara!

queenet246: Esim na Umuahia. Glad meeting u

Obi dikwa m uto ebea mu no ugbua. Biko zigara m PM ka anyi nwe ike I kpa nkata nke oma.

Check out this thread if you need a good laugh:

https://www.nairaland.com/1815050/she-havent-went-school-should

Dayjhihannon01: Its the gurl dat just av an hidden agenda already.. A substitute who she wana let in in a rush..The guy may want a more secured earnings... .Its just a prototype of what happened to me.. Aldo my total years in d relatnshp isn't up to two years yet.. Even d proposing tin is just few months old... The next questn she asked is 'are u ready for Marriage??.. And I said Capital NO.. U knew ma job isn't permanent yet.. A better future is what I'm thinking of Not a celebrating present... And away she flew... The next 3weeks she invited me for her engagement '' and I laffd and wished her well..

you can just imagine! You made her your priority whilst she made you an option and still wants you to marry her yet all ladies hearing that will come here to cry foul. This guy in this story is very nice but the lady is just rushing everything. We aint like ladies. We have to take our time

This is not a warning but a correction to all. It irks me whenever i see people calling the ethnic group "Ibo" instead of "Igbo". The other day i saw on the internet where someone was saying Igbo is the language while Ibo is the people. Please this is all wrong! Igbo is the proper name for both the language and the people. It's really disgraceful and disappointing whenever i see Igbos making such mistake as well.

PS: if the /gb/ pronunciation is not in your language at least try to do justice to that while writing. Thanks.

Hmmmmn. That guy sounds nice and indifferent. He seems to like or love the lady but probably foresee no future with her. On the other hand, he might probably not be ready for marriage or thinks it's irritating with the lady rushing up things. The guy in question, might be one of those guys who never dreamt of settling down or who has phobia for settling down. Unlike the female folks, almost every guy has this phobia but this of course varies from one individual to another.

Picture or i don't believe it.

Because the person we go look out for is also cheating on someone.

farano: No. 3 is none of your business or lemme say it's nobody's business @op

like seriously? Then others should be nobody's business too

If you wanna kill someone just do it once and for all. Slow death is said to be more painful. So simply say "NO"

rozzay: My dear I get u but I still blame dem nd I don't know d OP mind u, I only said wat I said cos I was irritated based on wat I saw, some people cannot handle rejection nd if dey didn't like wat d OiP posted dey shudnt have responded its her thread, we all create threads nd would like dem to go well like I have a thread for me nd my nland bf nd I captioned it nlanders kip off so also no one wants dier thread disorganised dats my 2cents dey been d men dey clain even if she insulted first shuld have left her to her thread, thread plenty haba. Nawa. Talk to ur friends too nd stop supporting bad thing Pls don't call me here again. Thank u

lol. I get you too but you are still siding the OP whereas both parties are wrong. In fact, the op is more to blame cos propagated the bashing here. I have seen many threads where people will just hiss and leave but here the op took it too personal - seriously i was shocked! I will like you to make reference to the beginning of the thread once more - i see that not what you see daily on nairaland? But the op here escalated the whole thing. Assuming this thread goes to front page where you are exposed to numerous 'bad-mouths', tell me how many people(derailers) will the op want to face. If such does irritates her, why not silent treatment? The OP was derailing her thread whilst trying to deal with derailers. Please let's not derail it more for her. They should all have fun.