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chigoziri2403:
Even Isaac was a sacrificial lamb

biddostandard:
how much please I want to buy for penaldo too

Enemyofpeace:
he didn't bought it, they gaved him because he warned it

technuel:
Obj is the ceremonial and acting president by proxy
Buhari is RUGA president
Osinbajo is the Vice President Academics.
Kyari is the Vice President admin
If you doubt this argue with your phone.

Bustincole:
Bread Agege... lookin fresh.... diswan go good to eat Sardine

Offpoint:
Yeah, I'm that kinda person.

Rarely get angry, but once I do I hate myself.

Once threw a married woman down a 2 storey building and beat up the husband.

What really happened?

lived in a 3 storey building then, this Monday morning I was late to work. Went to the only tap in the compound to get a bucket of water to take my bath, this woman who countless had stepped on my toe but I've always avoid her troubles cuz she's well known for that, trouble is her full time job and her husband the pay master.
She was the one I met fetching water, with a big rubber she stationed at the tap and was refilling other kegs. She takes up and returned to refilled while the big rubber is still on the tap.
Was running late, I begged her to let me fetch the little Bucket with me cuz I was running late to work....

her replied was: "No just disturb me, people dey fetch water here since morning na now you no sey you go fetch water? I must fetch my water finish before you fetch"

I was like: "madam nobi fight, if you no wan let me just say No, which one you dey talk story.... na public tap be this"

She's was like: "Ehn ehn? public tap bah? come fetch ma see, if I no fetch finish you no fetch..... Do your worst"

I keep shut without saying anything, when she left I removed her rubber and fetch my water.

Could you believe this woman came up and poured my water and threw my bucket down?

I was so angry and pissed, I came with full blown annoyance towards her, lift her and fammm... straight down, the same way you threw my rubber.

Hospital was her last bus stop, her husband heard the news and ran home without asking what transpired between us... he came to beat me straight....
I gave him serious knock out on his eyes and rush him with unlimited blow like Glo data....


na station we end am, she spend 2 weeks in hospital.
Las Las I pay bills, but was satisfied.

The news was shocking to everyone:
hey this boy wey no dey talk? quiet people too wicked and bla bla...

many congratulated me secretly.

Igbosmoker:
All I see is messi

Ucl top scorer and most assist
La liga top scorer and assist
Picchi award
Golden boot
Goal of the season
Most man of the match awards
Most chance created


Mhen messi is too much

franchasng:
Nigerians just love bagging degrees upon degrees just for showoff and to get employment in big name organizations built by white people who barely finished school.


Our love for paper degrees and certificates is part of why we are where we are today.

Nigeria and Africa need to stress more on craft, technology and artisanship education not paper based education that at the end, we produce so many professors who have never produced any meaningful research or invention that impacted the world and our society.

smartsk:
Very educative write up, Op. How's life in Canada?

NwaAmaikpe:





And someone expects me to consider someone with this "worldly" hair style as a spirit-filled born again?

A church worker who can get another church worker pregnant is a testament to how sexually bastardized today's church has become.
The same church he is trying so hard to free from the shackles of sexual immorality.

How convenient of the hypocrite.

For those who can remember, back in 2007 when Timi won the West African Idols, he cried and said to think he won this despite that his church didn't think he was good enough to join their choir.

In retrospect, I now see that the church was more concerned with his preek being a threat to the female choristers than about the singing abilities of his vocal chords.

Walahi, the music/choir department in most churches is actually the devil's playground.
I'd advice husbands, boyfriends and brothers not to encourage the women in their life to be part of that unit.

If they want to use their voice to serve God, they can do so when moaning during sex or crying during child labour.
Better still, they can make money and fame through it by enrolling in Idols, ****Got Talents, or Project Fame.

shalomtemmy:
Are you okay at all?
Na from heaven you fall
Radarada

Akinsoladwayne:
How does this affect the price of condom in my area