If your father is a landlord and your mother a landlady
What are you

So on Sunday last week,,,,, this our pastor told me to sit on a wheelchair and pretend I can't walk,,,,,, I said okiooo cause money was involved �� so I sat quietly waiting for my time for pastor to come and pray for me as usual,,,,,,, just as I was the third person in line and I have already been day dreaming of what i will buy with the money �,,, immidetly i heard a gun shot outside �� ,,,,, ,,,,, the rest is just a history ���

Two men were seriously ill they occupied the same room in the hospital. One of them was lying on the bed near the only window in the room. Every day he was allowed to spend some times sitting on his bed to help draining the fluid from lungs. The other man was forced to spend all his days. Flat on his back, they talked a lot about their life, families, jobs, vacations, every time , when the first man was sitting by his window , he described in details all that he saw outside the window
His roommate always looked for those moments, when his world was broadened and brightened up by the world outside
Amazing views of a park with a beautiful lake could be seen from the window of their room everyone played among ducks and swans. Couples walked arm in arm colorful flowers. Also the stunning city skyline could be seen .
When the man by the window had been thoroughly describing all that was happening outside the window. His toommate would close his eyes and imagine all the beautiful scene of life that were told to him.
One night the man whose bed was near the window , died peacefully during sleep and his tommate was very sad
After some times when the nurse came to visit him he asked if he could be moved next to the window the nurse agreed and kindly made the switch. When she left the man slowly and painfully popped himself up on one elbow and took the first look at the world outside. He was stunned. The window faced a blank wall
When the nurse came to visit him the next time he told her about the beautiful things outside the wall that hod roommate described him. The nurse replied that his roommate was a blind man
Probably he just tries to encourage you.

Aba made O

Wahala just be like MADAM even if you spell am backwards na still the same ��

The UN Secretary-General on
Wednesday said he was closely
following recent developments across
Nigeria, in the wake of reports that
protesters had been shot dead
and wounded, and called for “an end
to reported police brutality and
abuses.”
António Guterres said in a statement issued by
his Spokesperson, that he condemned “the
violent escalation on 20 October in Lagos which
resulted in multiple deaths and caused many
injuries.”
According to witnesses, Nigerian security forces
opened fire on Tuesday night in Africa’s largest
city, as protests continued over a now-disbanded
and discredited police unit, known as the Special
Anti-Robbery Squad, or SARS.
The Government has pledged to carry out further
police reforms, and improve police
accountability.
A curfew has been imposed on Lagos and
other parts of Nigeria, with reports that tensions
continued into Wednesday, with police across the
city firing shots in the air, in an effort to disperse
protesters who were defying the order to stay off
the streets.
The UN chief expressed his condolences to the
families of the bereaved, and wished a speedy
recovery to those injured.
He called on Nigerian authorities “to investigate
these incidents and hold the perpetrators
accountable.”
Mr. Guterres also urged security forces “to act at
all times with maximum restraint while calling on
protestors to demonstrate peacefully and to
refrain from violence.”
“The Secretary-General encourages the authorities
to swiftly explore avenues to de-escalate the
situation”, the statement
continued. “He reiterates the readiness of the
United Nations to support national efforts
towards finding a solution.”
The UN human rights chief, Michelle Bachelet on
Wednesday, also strongly condemned the
excessive and disproportionate force by Nigerian
armed forces in Lagos, in a statement issued by
her office, OHCHR .
She called on the Nigerian authorities to take
urgent steps to deal decisively with the
underlying problem of persistent violations
committed by security forces, and make a far
stronger effort to bring police and army
personnel guilty of crimes against civilians to
justice.
“While the number of casualties of yesterday’s
shooting at the Lekki toll plaza in Lagos is still
not clear, there is little doubt that this was a
case of excessive use of force, resulting in
unlawful killings with live ammunition, by
Nigerian armed forces,” Ms. Bachelet said.
“Reports that CCTV cameras and lighting were
deliberately disabled prior to the shooting are
even more disturbing as, if confirmed, they
suggest this deplorable attack on peaceful
protestors was premeditated, planned and
coordinated.”
Street scene, Papa
Ajao, Lagos, Nigeria.
The High Commissioner noted that the country
“was already at boiling point before this shooting
because of the revelations about years of
unchecked violence, including alleged killings,
rape, extortion and other violations, by the
Special Anti-Robbery Squad.
“While the authorities have now dissolved SARS
and announced a series of inquiries at both
Federal and State levels, there have still been few
if any charges levelled against its members
despite abundant evidence against various
members of the squad, as well as members of
other security forces and the army.”
She said the continued protests are several
weeks of demonstrations, was evidence that
there was no public trust in the authorities’
response thus far:
“I appreciate that the Government has taken a
number of measures to address the protestors’
demands,” Ms. Bachelet said. “However, the
immediate creation of another elite police SWAT
team to replace the SARS - without first
addressing some of the root causes of police
violence and putting in place sufficient
safeguards to prevent future violations - has
eroded the public’s trust even further. This latest
terrible event in Lagos is like wantonly adding
fuel to a fire that was already starting to rage out
of control.”
She added that the authorities needed to take
immediate concrete steps to show they are
genuinely committed to tackling impunity, after
years of inaction.
“There need to be immediate, independent,
transparent and thorough investigations, not just
into last night’s killings, but also into all the
previous violations committed by security
forces…Those appointed to carry out such
investigations must not only be independent and
impartial, but must be widely perceived as such.
And, where sufficient evidence already exists to
warrant charges, immediate suspension of
officers – including senior officers - suspected of
committing serious crimes, should take place
long before the conclusion of such
investigations.”
She said now was the time for “a root and
branch re-examination of the entire security
sector, and of its civilian oversight…This should
include a full-scale review of rules of
engagement and training systems and methods.”
Ms. Bachelet also called for immediate
investigations into reports of violent and
provocative attacks on peaceful protestors by
unidentified groups armed with cudgels,
cutlasses, sticks or guns, in some cases
apparently with the overt backing of police or
other security forces.
“Nigerians, like everyone else, have a
fundamental right to peaceful assembly and
protest,” the High Commissioner said. “The
Government has a responsibility to take positive
measures to ensure the realization of this right,
including deterring others who intend to prevent
them from protesting peacefully. The world’s
attention is now focused sharply on how
Nigeria’s Government and security forces react
over the coming days and weeks.”
“In a population with such a young median age,
it is important to listen to the grievances of the
younger generation and make an effort to
address the multiple problems they face, which
include - but are far from confined to - police
brutality and violations.”

Am speechless

But abeg come my side, I don De protest for 4 days now I need toto badly

Awwwwwn


Hope buharia is hearing and seeing it all oooo



#endsars

Am proud to be a Nigerian youth and forever will be, but what makes us sometimes regret been Nigerian is our so called leaders

#Endsars � � � �

The Federal Government has agreed to
release N30 billion as part payment of the
Earned Academic Allowances (EAA) to the
Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
Sen. Chris Ngige. Minister of Labour and
Employment said this at the end of a meeting
between the Federal Government and ASUU
on Friday in Abuja.
“The Accountant General of the Federation
(AGF) was committed to release N30 billion
on or before Nov. 6.
“The remaining N10 billion would be spread
equally over the two tranches to be paid in
May 2021 and February 2022 respectively.
The OAGF should quickly conclude the
verification of figures of EAA claims so as to
clean up the figures from 2014 to 2020.
“To this end, a committee would be
constituted by NUC to develop a template
that would capture all the agreed allowances
in the 2009 Agreement for all the Unions in
the Universities.
“Thereafter, the OAGF and the National
University Commission (NUC) are to quickly
conclude the verification of the EAA figures,
so as to defray the payment from 2014 to
2020. ASUU is to work with the OAGF and
NUC to achieve that by the end of
December,” he said.
He noted that the process of mainstreaming
of the EAA into annual budget using the
agreed formula shall be activated.
He also said that the NUC and Ministry of
Education are to coordinate the activation
process immediately and should be
concluded by Nov. 6th.
Ngige added that the National Assembly has
agreed to implement the process of
mainstreaming provided the amount involved
is sent in as quickly as possible by the
Ministry of Education.
The minister also said that both parties
agreed on the issue of funding for the
revitalisation of public universities.
“In spite of the economic downturn as a
result of COVID-19 pandemic, government
have offer N20 billion payable by the end of
January 2021, ” he said.
that ASUU also agreed to take the
offer to its members for consideration and
revert by Oct. 21.
“The Minister of Education will follow up with
the Minister of Finance, Budget and National
Planning on its earlier Memo to Mr President
on sources of alternative funding for
revitalisation to facilitate the process of
additional funding of the University system.
“This is with a view to reactivating the
Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) of
2013 as agreed in the Memorandum of Action
(MoA) of 2019,” he said.
Ngige, however, said it was agreed that on
the issue of Salary Shortfall that ASUU will
confirm and report at the next meeting.
On the state universities, it was agreed that
the NUC Act will be amended in order to
strengthen its regulatory capacity.
It was agreed that ASUU will work with NUC
on this and then involve the relevant
Committee of the National Assembly.
He noted that on the payment of EAA to
ASUU members at the University of Ilorin that
the issue has been resolved.
Ngige however noted that the meeting was
informed that the visitation panels to Federal
Universities have been approved by Mr
President, but they have not been gazetted.
He said that the Federal Ministry of Education
is to ensure gazetting within two weeks on or
before Oct. 29th.
“The meeting agreed that the Panel will be
inaugurated latest by the end of November
and the Panel will have a four to six weeks
mandate to finish its work by Dec. 31st and
submit two reports per university covering
five years periods of 2011 – 2015 and 2016 –
2020,” he said.
Ngige also revealed that government
renegotiating team would be reconstituted on
or before Oct. 31, and the renegotiation will
be concluded on or before Dec. 31.
On the Integrated Payroll and Personnel
Information System (IPPIS), the meeting was
informed that ASUU has met its timeline
regarding the first stage of the initial
demonstration of the efficacy of the
University Transparency and Accountability
Solution (UTAS) to government.
The meeting also agreed that if UTAS passed
all the integrity test, which involve the
National Information Technology
Development Agency (NITDA) and the Office
of the National Security Adviser (NSA), it
would be adopted for the payment of the
University staff.
Meanwhile the meeting could not agree on
how payment would be done for ASUU
members during the transitional period of
UTAS tests.
It said that the government side again
appealed to ASUU to enroll on IPPIS platform
in view of the Presidential directive that all
Federal Government employees should be
paid via IPPIS.
It added that they can thereafter be migrated
to UTAS whenever certified digitally efficient
and effective with accompanying security
coverage.
The ASUU maintained that given ASUU’s
invention of UTAS, it should be exempted
from IPPIS in the transition period.
Also on the issue of withheld salaries of
ASUU members, the meeting agreed that
Government will pay this money as soon as
the mode of payment is agreed upon by both
parties.
The meeting is to reconvene on Oct. 21 for
ASUU to report back on the decision of her
National Excecutive Counclil (NEC), in order
to facilitate the calling off of their strike.
(NAN)

The Federal Government has agreed to
release N30 billion as part payment of the
Earned Academic Allowances (EAA) to the
Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU).
Sen. Chris Ngige. Minister of Labour and
Employment said this at the end of a meeting
between the Federal Government and ASUU
on Friday in Abuja.
“The Accountant General of the Federation
(AGF) was committed to release N30 billion
on or before Nov. 6.
“The remaining N10 billion would be spread
equally over the two tranches to be paid in
May 2021 and February 2022 respectively.
The OAGF should quickly conclude the
verification of figures of EAA claims so as to
clean up the figures from 2014 to 2020.
“To this end, a committee would be
constituted by NUC to develop a template
that would capture all the agreed allowances
in the 2009 Agreement for all the Unions in
the Universities.
“Thereafter, the OAGF and the National
University Commission (NUC) are to quickly
conclude the verification of the EAA figures,
so as to defray the payment from 2014 to
2020. ASUU is to work with the OAGF and
NUC to achieve that by the end of
December,” he said.
He noted that the process of mainstreaming
of the EAA into annual budget using the
agreed formula shall be activated.
He also said that the NUC and Ministry of
Education are to coordinate the activation
process immediately and should be
concluded by Nov. 6th.
Ngige added that the National Assembly has
agreed to implement the process of
mainstreaming provided the amount involved
is sent in as quickly as possible by the
Ministry of Education.
The minister also said that both parties
agreed on the issue of funding for the
revitalisation of public universities.
“In spite of the economic downturn as a
result of COVID-19 pandemic, government
have offer N20 billion payable by the end of
January 2021, ” he said.
that ASUU also agreed to take the
offer to its members for consideration and
revert by Oct. 21.
“The Minister of Education will follow up with
the Minister of Finance, Budget and National
Planning on its earlier Memo to Mr President
on sources of alternative funding for
revitalisation to facilitate the process of
additional funding of the University system.
“This is with a view to reactivating the
Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) of
2013 as agreed in the Memorandum of Action
(MoA) of 2019,” he said.
Ngige, however, said it was agreed that on
the issue of Salary Shortfall that ASUU will
confirm and report at the next meeting.
On the state universities, it was agreed that
the NUC Act will be amended in order to
strengthen its regulatory capacity.
It was agreed that ASUU will work with NUC
on this and then involve the relevant
Committee of the National Assembly.
He noted that on the payment of EAA to
ASUU members at the University of Ilorin that
the issue has been resolved.
Ngige however noted that the meeting was
informed that the visitation panels to Federal
Universities have been approved by Mr
President, but they have not been gazetted.
He said that the Federal Ministry of Education
is to ensure gazetting within two weeks on or
before Oct. 29th.
“The meeting agreed that the Panel will be
inaugurated latest by the end of November
and the Panel will have a four to six weeks
mandate to finish its work by Dec. 31st and
submit two reports per university covering
five years periods of 2011 – 2015 and 2016 –
2020,” he said.
Ngige also revealed that government
renegotiating team would be reconstituted on
or before Oct. 31, and the renegotiation will
be concluded on or before Dec. 31.
On the Integrated Payroll and Personnel
Information System (IPPIS), the meeting was
informed that ASUU has met its timeline
regarding the first stage of the initial
demonstration of the efficacy of the
University Transparency and Accountability
Solution (UTAS) to government.
The meeting also agreed that if UTAS passed
all the integrity test, which involve the
National Information Technology
Development Agency (NITDA) and the Office
of the National Security Adviser (NSA), it
would be adopted for the payment of the
University staff.
Meanwhile the meeting could not agree on
how payment would be done for ASUU
members during the transitional period of
UTAS tests.
It said that the government side again
appealed to ASUU to enroll on IPPIS platform
in view of the Presidential directive that all
Federal Government employees should be
paid via IPPIS.
It added that they can thereafter be migrated
to UTAS whenever certified digitally efficient
and effective with accompanying security
coverage.
The ASUU maintained that given ASUU’s
invention of UTAS, it should be exempted
from IPPIS in the transition period.
Also on the issue of withheld salaries of
ASUU members, the meeting agreed that
Government will pay this money as soon as
the mode of payment is agreed upon by both
parties.
The meeting is to reconvene on Oct. 21 for
ASUU to report back on the decision of her
National Excecutive Counclil (NEC), in order
to facilitate the calling off of their strike.
(NAN)

I just want answers biko nu

What do you think ?

Some people think is a bad thing for a lady to propose to a man first and some don't, but what do you think ?

Where buharia is now am sure he is going through anxiety

Lol

Cutting the dread made him look younger and upon all the money him dey chop still pimple dey en face lol

Whatever

I don't even know maths pie chat no talk more of this one

Nice comments



#Endsars

Naija is 60 yrs and 1 day stop cerebrating she is old

Is between them and God, period

Whemy did they kill him nag, maybe the girl was the one that wanted the something and the chief priest agreed before kongi will kill him jare

Even if a man carry the whole house and give a Nigerian gal, she will still say is not enough, so just take what you see, by the way what have you done for your man before

Love can be termed more of an action than just a
feeling. When you love someone, only words can’t
express the extent of your feeling, therefore
accompanying them with actions proves the whole
perspective of love. That’s why the proverbial
saying goes, actions speak louder than words.
There are different ways of expressing your love to
someone and there are also different ways that
everyone wants love to be expressed to them.
There are those who love words of affirmation, they
love when they are told, “I love you”, While others
prefer acts of service as a form to prove love, other
people love been gifted as a form to show you love
them, there are those people that prefer physical
touch and finally there are those that prefer
spending of sparing quality time just for them as a
prove for your love.
Of all the above love languages, the highest
percentage of people fall in the category of words
of affirmation as a form to prove you love them.
The most common words of affirmation that are
used are “I love you” which to some may sound a
cliché with time. As a result they grow to lose the
touch of these words. Instead of being a victim of
the cliché “I love you”, use the sentences below
and improve your game on the words of
affirmation.
1.You make me breathless
2.You make my world the most beautiful
3.You are the King/Queen of my Kingdom of love
4.You’re nothing short of a blessing to me
5.You’re the treasure that I seek
6.I find joy in being with you.
7.You light up my world.
8.My heart beat because of you and for you.
9.You are such a priceless gem in my life.
10.With you I find comfort
11.You are my safe haven
12.You are my anchor
13.You lift up my spirit
14.You are my bundle of joy
15.With you the world rotates in my favor
16.With you, I have no regrets
17.You are my sun in the morning and moon at
night
18.You build an Empire in my world.
19.You mean more than a world to me
20.You are the warmth I seek
21.You are a proof of true love.
22.You complete me
23.I’m smitten with you
24.You are my best Mistake
25.You are my favorite and all time addiction
26.Your voice calms me down.
27.I could stare into your eyes all day all night
28.when I count my blessings I count you twice.
29.If you had a twin I’d still choose you.
30.I will climb the toughest mountains and cross
the most scary sea just for you.
31.You are the most amazing and beautiful part of
my reality
32.My affection with you knows no bound
33.I want to do life with you.
34.Words cannot express your worth to me
35.There is nothing I’d trade you for in the world.
36.I feel safe and sound with you.
37.My world is way better with you in it
38.You make my journey of earth amazing and
lovely
39.With you I’d live a million years
40.I want to grow old with you.

God bless youoo

But I didn't read that note biko

Chai

Don't worry she is still testing him

Ode

Rape
Abortion
Etc
You gonna be kidding me

What is the man still doing alive

Killlll him tooo

Sometimes you hear people talking about a particular movie they have wathched that might seem interesting, but you yourself haven't seen it, which one is it?