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We need EPL trophy next season like bathing water.

We need champions league like blood...

GGMU... Proud fan of the RED DEVILS...

pyyxxaro:
Bros nor b say I nor like skol o , but my elder ones result den always de make sense ,

Once dem don check deir own and its my turn , the next tin I go hear na PAPILUWER oya bring ur report card

After 10secs na cane

lolzzzzz

lecturerdabo:
old age don dey enterooo!

old age is a wonderful thing my brother. It is also a very good experience...

adorablepepple:
Hey.. Friends I Just Got Airtel 10Gb 3G Internet for Free <3 in Just few Mins ....

babe na which one be your own sef?

Thinking...(am i even sure this is a girl?)

jcmaiah:
Comfam! We are last to start primary school by 6ix years and the last to have a retentive memory.

correct my brother...

jascon1:
Yeah we rock!!! But most girls way dem born that time no go free comment make the age no mix up with affidavit.




One girl go snap picture with her brother come post am for fb commenting "me n my kid bro". I had the chance to meet both of them at an event. When i questioned the guy he told me he was born 1985, but she day claim 24 years. and she senior 2 ppl before the guy. I just confuse

two things make girls lie about age. Especially all those born around 78 - 86.
1- if the person is still single. She really needs to cut down her age and increase her use of foundation to know if the “mr right“ will still come.

2-another one is those who didnt get admission into high institution until when they were 23 or 25. They cut down their age for civil service & also not to be seen as old girls by younger university mates...

...humn

Eggcelent:
Hmmm. Back in the days we used to mix Coke with Vimto.

the good old days

pyyxxaro:
See my elder sister sandal when we de find dat year.


Fanta ginge ale ....... I rememer Fanta chapman also

See my 2A exercise book#like say I even like book#

This was the real BLUE BAND , if u like put am for dinning table for 2years ,e nor de get mucur unlike d ones de produce now

This thread for plaiting Shade , shuku , basket

That blue stuff dat year , we go break our biro cover find battery to get d oda part , oya play don start



Then 9ja was peaceful.............. But now thingsare gradually falling apart

God bless Nigeria

lolzzz you funny oh... So u no been like school?

Meeeeeen... Weaven don spoing things for us

chibecanglobal:
Story by Maryjane Ezeh/Nigeriafilms.com
news
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After trading few words with her estranged husband, Adaeze Yobo's mum, Abigail Igwe has fully responded to the allegations of her ex-John Fashanu.

Recall that he initially accused her of being a lesbian, a greedy wife and being violent. she has again cleared the air on allegations in a recent chat with Encomium magazine.

“All the things he told you are lies. No media house that wants to survive should listen to John Fashanu.He’s a chronic liar. He’s a drowning man who is looking for another person to drown with. Is it a man that should be ranting or a woman? He’s the one that is hurt that I kicked him out. Who does not know him?

I was ashamed that I lived with such a man. I didn’t know what to say. People will say were you not told? Is it a secret that he’s like that? I’m not such a loud person. That’s why I quietly closed the chapter.", she said.

Slamming the ex-footballer more, the embittered woman continued, “I’ve kicked him out so many times. He kept doing a lot of things. It was about fraud initially. He was continually defrauding people. That he had a wife that is a lawyer.

He defrauded many footballers, we saw him on TV. N2 million from them, from poor families.He threatened them with guns. And they’d be crying.I kept kicking him out of my house. It was few months after, about a year. That I first kicked him out.”

The pretty divorcee who is spotted recently with her daughter and Grandson, narrated how she caught her ex-husband with her maid in bed.

“The first one was in my house red-handed. I was travelling, and he said he wanted to live in my house. That he would miss me.

I came back, accompanied by my friend. She was driving. I was looking for evidence. I told her that I was getting ready for divorce. When we came in and opened the door, I caught them naked.

The house girl is Igbo, and she ran. I called her came back. I spoke in Igbo. I told her that this man is shit. I cannot go back to him, that she should not worry. When the girl asked if I had forgiven her, I said yes. I said she should go back.
She said the cook had warned her to stop sleeping with John.

How can a man say his wife stole N1 million? He should be ashamed. He used to steal my money. I never asked him.
I told my friend to pick the maid’s trousers and slippers…

They were all ashamed. My friend picked the items and ran.
John chased my friend and in the process, bashed my car. My friend kept running. I needed the evidence to go to court.

He later called my pastor. That he should calm me down.

My pastor said I should forget about him. That I should leave him. That the trouble was too much.

He told my pastor that I should not go to court now. That I should allow the separation first. He went to pastor to ask him to beg that I should come back. My pastor can testify.”

www.nigeriafilms.com/news/33103/28/divorce-saga-gets-messier-as-abigail-igwe-takes-jo.html

when love goes sore... all kinds of poo pour out from shit hole...

hedonistic:
Stupid, poorly written letter. I lost interest as soon as she began to 'advise' Dangote to invest in the Nigeria league. You don't 'advice' a man how to spend money that you did not help him make. I don't care whatever point you coke up with. It's his money, and you have no right to tell him how to spend it.

Russia is not eldorado ; there is significant poverty and all that, but Abramovich and the other guy who owns majority stakes in Arsenal are heavy investors in the English Premier League Russians don't bore us with foolish talk about why Abramovich and Co should have invested in the Russian league instead.

I wonder if anyone really cares about if lost interest or not...
so you think Abramovich do not have stakes in some clubs in Russia?


your level of inferiority complex knows no bound

shedrack222:
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Daughter of the late veteran Nollywood producer, director, writer, teacher and mentor, Amaka Igwe, Ruby Igwe has written an open to Aliko Dangote, disclosing to him, her opinion on the indicated interest to purchase Arsenal football club.

If we recall, the billionaire lost the bid to land a stake in Arsenal Football club in 2010. He, however, revealed recently that he is still interested in buying the club.

Here is an excerpt of the open letter from DailyPost below:

[b] Dear Mr. Dangote.

Of course you should buy the Gunners. It’s a sound investment to invest in football, I think financially. And of course in terms of reputation, having a stake in a club is epic. And of course you have the cash. That’s indisputable. However, I have two propositions for you.

Please buy Manchester United instead. Just because.

If you don’t want to, that’s fine. But if you have change, after the Gunners, invest in the football in Nigeria. I can a$$ure you that it’s not only in the UEFA Champions League, or the English Premier League, or La Liga, or Bundesliga, that you will find good soccer. What these leagues have in common is solid financial backing, and solid infrastructure. They have created an internationally celebrated, culturally appreciated, economically viable system.

As such, I find solace in my red Man Utd shirt. I watch David de Gea‘s saves in awe, and I want very much to go to Old Trafford. I feast on the history and the statistics that I find about George Best and Alex Ferguson and David Beckham, and I can’t count how many times Manchester United has broken my heart.

I digress.

If you invest in the football in Nigeria, maybe people will feel the way they feel about Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City and Manchester United; about Enyimba. Maybe my mates will make good money playing for Nigeria’s local and national teams. Maybe watching football and sports live in Lagos and Lafia will become a favourite past time. Maybe we will know more Nigerian players by name and not because of what non-national club they play for.

Maybe there won’t be that much traffic every time in Lagos because the stadium will be packed full. Maybe the clothing and manufacturing industries will be revived by making jerseys and other memorabilia. Maybe students can find modes of expression and survival in sports in general, instead of trying to conform to what they are not.

So Sir. Please do Nigeria a favour and invest in the infrastructure of our football. Invest in change.

Don’t just donate, in case it becomes pocket-oriented. Don’t make a local investment. Go hard. Go national. Consult people, including football fanatics, and lay out a battle plan. Invest in our football and follow your investment until you see the sizeable returns that can and will actualize. Invest in generations to come.

Nigeria will thank you.

[/b]

this is great... This Zoo called Nigeria is the only country we have now... So let us make it a more habitable place for all of us...

In our time, it was more fun and so much fun

source: http://doyouremember.com/

If you have not seen this or used it... then you belong to the indomie generation and you have bone made of noddles.

vodkat:
U r a fool nothing can happen to him. As long as he did not endanger someone's life . Freedom of speech is the rule of law in america.


Also I hate 2 generalize but do certain Ibo even respect themselves talk less of others.

respect is reciprocal.

Of all d tribes in Nigeria (250) everybody has a problem with certain Ibo folks becoz of their disrespectful.nature
and ur there tying rubbish.

Ur suffering from illusion of importance

Brother wise man... what made me a fool? lolzzz
freedom of speech rules America and Americans love life so much...
1-No american will like to have any business with someone that has XENOPHOBIC mind
2-No body retains someone that sends his/her clients away
3-No matter how much you hate the Igbos... you can only run more than the Igbos when you run mad...

spongeisback:
Seriously Why did you decide to fall your hands.This girls are on the 10 naira note. OP is right.

lolzzz... It is because you dont think outside the box that made you to believe that it is same girls you see in 10naira. Dont you know that i can arenge girls to take that kind of pictures.

Take a little walk into a photo studio, you might be a little surprised seeing so many pictures that dipict what we have in 10naira.

wachakuta:
Yes ooo...FCT minister must go to jail.. how can u use 780m for traffic light only?? and y now??
Imagine d yeye traffic light just de cause unnecessary hold up in kubwa

APC... Change
if it is Amaechi that is fixing these lights, will he go to jail? will you complain that it is causing hold up...?

Icon4s:
6. Fulani Milkmaids (1960s-1970s)

this picture was not taken in 60s or 70s... it is a recent picture

Aminat508:
Mama peace shame dey catch her or what

no be shame ohhh... na anger she dey try control... because if na she be GEJ... Nigeria for de boil by now

Trailblazer1:
PORT HARCOURT : Failure of governor Chibuike Amaechi to set up a transition committee to interface with the one constituted by the governor elect in Rivers state, Bar Nyesom Wike has been described as an act of impunity.
Secretary of the Transition Committee set up by the Governor Elect, Hon Frank Owhor who briefed the media Thursday at the chamber in the office of the Deputy Governor, old Government House, Port Harcourt said the constitution of Transition Committees by the Governor Elect and the outgoing governor had been the practice in the nation’s democracy since 1999.

Owhor who said it was unfortunate and hypocritical that governor Amaechi who allehedly refused to set up a Transition committee in his state after his candidate lost the guber election was busy in Abuja as a member of a transition Committee interfacing with the one set up by the federal government to ensure smooth transition of power on May 29 .


“In the current democratic dispensation the federal government t led by President Goodluck Jonathan has already set up a transition committee .
President-Elect General Mohammadu Buhari has also set up his transition committee which incidentally has governor Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi CON, as a member.

Unfortunately the outgoing government of Rivers state led by governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi has refused , failed and neglected to set up its transition commiittee. It is ironic , hypocritical and smacks of double standards that the outgoing governor of Rivers state, Hon Chibuike Amaechi who is a prominent of the transition committee of the President Elect has rejected all.entraties for a peaceful transition in the state..”, he said.
Continuing the Transition Committee of the governor elect said all efforts it had made to interface with the state government were rebuffed.




http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/amaechi-accused-of-refusal-to-set-up-transition-committee/#sthash.44G4xpc0.dpuf

the bolded is just my point

Keneking:
Under Buhari's government, whatever that has gone up would come down...

All promotions that were hurriedly packaged would be hurriedly demoted...
All pump prices that have gone up would be brought down...
All those that have victimised their opponents to emerge Tops would be reversed.

storrrrrrryyyyy

Houseofglam7:
Na true sha, GEJ is the most insulted president I've ever known.


Rather unfortunate.

that is the sign of being a democrat...

freedom of speech... freedom of information... na them cause am

vodkat:
How can a black man be a nazi. That is like calling a Christian a Muzlim .

Say Dis ppl get sense at all


Why una no come back naija na to they carry placard for another man country

so they should to Nigeria to protest an incident that happend in the United Of America... Do you see how your brain works?

Dr Ariyo or whatever he calls himself works & lives in the state. Those guys are carrying placards in front of his office...

His days in that hospital are numbered, if you dont know. He will be sacked & he might be deported back to Nigeria & he will also lose his licence...

Am not happy the way things are turning out. I just wish they let him be... But somehow, somebody must be used as a sign to teach others like you to respect NDI IGBO.

simplemach:
I have a dream that one day ENYIMBA will top this list. If u belive say Amen...!

i have a dream that one day NPFL will attract TV/Stadium right that will be about $2trillion.


Lolzzzz manchester united is the one i rep here... Plus the flying antelope...

Okay...

I have said it time without number. APC governors just trive on making stewpid statements against GEJ. They still want to preside over Nigeria with their endless propagnda. Okay oh.

But why?
Some states cant pay while states are increasing their workers‘ welfare & have been paying.

What are the state governors who have not being paying their workers doing with their IGR?

Does it mean that these states do not savings?

Must every state run to FG with begging plate every month before they can meet up with the needs in their state?

It is a serious pity how many people do not hold their governors accountable but throw all the blames on the FG.

I wonder why a governor could not be able to develope means of increasing the economy of his after four years & the people of that state will vote him in again.

Thank GOD oil prices are going down with speed. Thank GOD many countries are discovering alternatives to oil.

This is time for us to know who & who is a good gorvernor.

Okay...

XBLadez:
Bros, Ngeneukwunu is not Igbo. She just understands the language

i believe you 101%... I also doubt if “she“ is a she. I think it is a male that claims to be a female in nairaland.

charityexplicit:
Do you remember this plant ?

my GOD! My people call it “agbara“

I think it fired me more than 2times... Chai it was not fun at all but it was funny ooo.

Skoopy:
The Greek bible must have been written in igbo Language, Else I don't how u managed to read and understand it

maybe he studied greek language...

I also studied it even though i disappeared after one year...lolzzzz

ACM10:
The two Yoruba journalists that broke that story must be fired. The mod that pushed the story to the homepage without cross checking its accuracy and credibility must be demoted to a sectional mod.

well i am not blaming any member of nairaland. Neither will i blame any mod because the story has a source. I dont also see any other comfirmation needed when the story is published on the website of the cable news.

Mod, supermod or whoever that pushed it to front page did no wrong & to me deserve no purnishment.

Unless if they have blacklisted the cable before now or if the cable is known to carry false news & fake stories. But aside from this... Anyhuman could have made the same mistake.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Now where will the slowpokes of nairaland who insulted the great prof hide their shame? O, I forgot, they've got no shame.

why do we always jump into saying poo of another when the person has made mistake or miss fired?

Put yourself in the position of the igbos & tell me is you would have acted differently considering the number of insult they have recieved even from influential NIGERIANS since after the election (including from Okoroch). The Igbos like me responded based on all the blames & fire work hipped on us since GEJ/PDP lost election from both yorubas, hausas/fulanis & our igbo APC members.

So take it easy while making some statements which are also very provoking, like this one you made here.

My APPOLOGY:
I humbly appologise to wole soyinka for my responses to that said publication. My response is not borne out of hatred but out of anger considering how APC members of both hausa/fulani, yorubas & igbos have called us names, told us that we have failed, that we are politically naive & so many other things which realy got all igbos who are not members of APC angry.

I say forgive & forget. However i am not regreting my action considering the circumstances that led to it.

Thanks

This is one of the best news i have heard this year.
I wish our incoming government will get into agriculture.

Why i said this is a good news is because it will make us if we are serious to focus in other areas other than oil.

Fo over 50years our presidents focused more on oil and killed every other sector. The north & the west bough over all oil wells in the south just to make sure that they have power (money) more than anyone else.

GEJ came into power & focused most of his energy creating a condusive agriculture environment in the North, but the north paid him back by sending him packing. I wish GMB will forget party politics & go ahead to implement GEJ‘s policy in agriculture because that policy has made so many states especially none oil producing states to stand up and take agriculture to a different level.

I pray that oil prices keep going down, so that we can leave our comfort zone & enter into our action zone.

Every state in Nigeria is well blessed agriculture wise. If every state takes agriculture serious it will then mean that we must practice forced resourse control. I say this because, agriculture unlike crude oil will be maneged by individuals & states that owns it unless those ones they do in colabo with the FG.

It will bring in a forced “true federalism“ (financial wise) also because states will only pay tax to federation account. It will make states instead of being beggers the way most do now, they will all become givers. Federal government will now depend largely on the states to survive.

This will make the office of the president even less atractive(my opinion).

This is a very good & encouraging news to me... I wish we have men & women in government who are not thinking of stabilizing world oil prize. Men & women who see blessing flowing out of this “course.“