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I do have a script but I've been duped so many times I've become wary. So I'll meet you half way. I could send you the first five pages and the synopsis, but that's all I'm willing to do. Let me know if that arrangement suits you.

Oh, at the risk of sounding like I'm blowing my own trumpet, I should mention that I am an accomplished script writer. Written almost 40 movie scripts so far. I'd like to remain anonymous for now though.

You are this scared of HIV and yet you went skinny dipping. I'm almost certain this is a minor dermatological issue. But I hope it scares you enough to teach you a few lessons. Condoms are inexpensive.

Rymzo the gusto! Back when I was a reporter, he sang me a song. He also introduced me to the beauty of power bikes. He had a power bike he named Vulture. Haven't heard from him in such a long time.

Angelfrost:
Y'all keep using the term "cross dresser ", whereas the Negro is already halfway into changing his physique to look more feminine...

I sense money and location are the only things keeping this guy from fully toeing the transgender path of Mr. Jenner, Sade Adu's daughter, and the Wachowski brothers.

I was going to write this. Bobrisky wants to be a transgender from the look of things. He just lacks the means.

Liveagain:
Thank you ma. I have driven before on few occasions. I don't know much about Uber of a thing and my driver's license is expired.

But please help me to enquire if your contact can buy maruwa for me on hire purchase.

But just as I have mentioned earlier. Used ones are cheaper- around 250k. I will be able to pay for this easily considering my health stays.

Please do help me find out more.
I appreciate and all advices are so important to me now

I'm sorry I don't know anyone in the keke business. I mentioned ridesharing taxis because I know someone who might have been able to help. May God open up a way for you. Hang in there, and please make sure your wife feels loved and appreciated.

I understand your plight. While you look for funds, why don't you do a post here on Nairaland looking for anyone who has a car or keke to give you on hire purchase. I understand some people only need you to have someone to serve as a referee. Also, if you can drive, you may want to contact fleet owners who could provide you with a car you can use for uber.

Let me know if you can drive, have a valid license and are willing to drive a taxi. I could make some enquiries/moves in that regard.

MRS. PURPLE SPAGHETTI

jakandeola:
u think as an animal I think u lack sence

And you had the nerve to ask me to get a degree? You just gave me my biggest laugh of the day.

I wish you and your bride-to-be marital bliss.

TheSociopath:
Judgung from your comment, you have no iota of sense. Bye

The sociopath is going to give a lecture on 'sense'. Cute irony

olalekan9320:
so they were not compassionate for more than 8 months? You self think am now

Yes they have been. The tenant will definitely move out. No be im get house. But people are suffering untold hardship and I try to be compassionate when I can.

TheSociopath:
Mumu comment

Says the unlearned fellow.

flyingdutchman:
You are a very wicked person.

Happy to tell you I am not, and like I told someone who shares your unenlightened view, I frankly don't care what you think of me.

ursullalinda:
Babe forget.....atimes some tenants can be so wicked....he might want them to sue him.....so he can enjoy 2years free rent......courtesy of our judiciary

You are right. Sometimes, life deals folks a bad hand and sometimes tenants just choose to be mean.

lereinter:
If you go to South Africa, there are hostels for people that can't rent apartments

You can see we that it's govt fault

This is a business, not a philanthropy

10 months allowance, you are wicked.

I pray you can build your own house

I have built my own house, and no, I am far from wicked.

27Pushing30:
I’m tempted to insult you over this ludicrous statement.

Rather I’ll advise you go get a degree ...

I've got two, how about you?

ctleurocollege:
Sharap. After living there free for six months, which other compassion is he looking for?

Learn manners. It's free.

PearlStreet:
You are very unintelligent

Actually, you are the unintelligent one. Give yourself a year or two, you'll figure it out.

calabardick:
Are you the tenant the OP is talking about?

Hahaha...very funny.

AleAirHub:
You are a very wicked person.

Your opinion, your headache. I don't know you so your views mean zilch to me.

StPete:
This is the most stvpid thing I’ve ever read. So if the house is the only source of income for a retiree, he should die of starvation just to feel compassion for a nincompoop who has even failed to give money for rent.

One month is enough for any serious minded person to get another apartment once his funds are available. With 6 months, you have no fvcking excuse

Stupidity is subjective, thankfully. Your views are yours and you are entitled to them.

Doktajay5:
If this is his case really, don't u think there ishould be an approach to it other than making trouble with ur home owners.

Come to think of it, a full Yr has gone and a tentant did pay shi shi to landlord all in the bid to get him out, so where did he keep his income for the year under review?

I mean, what's your point here? Like they should allow him stay the next year? Amidst making trouble with them? Or didn't u read the post? U can u do what u r suggesting?? #sighs

They r just joking with that dude seriously...

All these mentions...na wa o. Here is what I meant - Country hard, and because of that, many people have been backed into a wall financially. But come what may, Mr. Tenant will still leave the house because no be him get am.

kaziblake:
God will judge you. Karma is following you

Your statement is uncalled for, unenlightened, and ultimately hogwash. If the same measure will be meted to me for advocating kindness, compassion and patience, then I'm happy to entertain this brand of karma.

Paseus:
You sound like someone who's owing his landlord

I am not. I own my own home. But growing up, I experienced these things. Sometimes people take a hard fall financially and in spite of their best intentions, they come to a point where they cant meet their financial obligations. That said, a few tenants have been known to be unnecessarily stubborn so yeah, life is an interesting mix of all sorts of people.

oodua1stson:
people like you should not talk in public cos you might get slapped silly.


If he cant pay for a flat why cant he move into a room? I once had financial problem and I moved from a flat to a room and I did not die. House is an investment. Some landlords depend on the rent money to survive. Will you allow someone come into your shop and pick stuffs for free and you'll let him leave because the country is hard? See wh, if I swear for you

Swear on. You are inconsequential. Your views and vituperations mean absolutely nothing to me.

ChiefSweetus:
You are fucking stupid and poverty is calling your name.

So landlords who probably invested their life's blood and have property as their only source of income should die of hunger for strangers? Entitlement of the highest order.

In airing my views, I insulted no one. You should learn the art of tact. And no, I am far from stupid, and I am not poor either.

He probably doesn't have the funds to rent a new apartment yet. He'll leave eventually. Home owners should learn to have compassion for their tenants. The state of affairs in the country is causing millions to suffer untold hardship.

Nice analogy. Makes our ludicrously precarious situation rather glaring.

Frankdamaxx:
The pictures don't do the pot hole justice. That seems like a nice Abuja pot hole. Where my Lagos people at, abeg show Oga pot hole..

This made me laugh. You do have a point. Potholes in Lagos are beyond compare.

Your observations are very apt. Proud to be onye Anambra. That said, every people and tribe have distinct features that make them beautiful and grand.

An insecure man with anger management issues calls you a prostitute, hits you, embarrasses you in public, and says unprintable things about you to your face, and you are asking for advice? I am dumbfounded. The things I read on Nairaland. The friends and family members who are making a case for him do not love you. Nne, RUN, run and don't look back. Many ladies who have lost their lives to abusive spouses started their journey just like this. Do not become a statistic.

Go ahead and write. Wring can be cathartic, and there's good money in it, depending on the type of writing you do and how good you are. I know this because I am a writer. However, you do need to work on and improve your writing first. You'll rise if you persist. May God guide you.