₦airaland Forum

Bunkbars:
It seem Nairaland, was created for introverts. 75% of it's members are introverts with similar personalities.

How the founder, was able to gather individuals, with same personality is quite impressive.

How did you come by this conclusion?

Forget about your ignorant classmate. You are making an honest living, and that's all that matters. At 32, you have your whole life ahead of you. Life can and does change in the twinkling of an eye. Continue working hard, trust God, make positive declarations and most importantly, hold hands with your wife and pray. God is faithful and He will bless you.

pinkPUSSY:
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Emotional daaaamage!

I am really concerned about the quality of graduates this country is churning out yearly.

I don't think you can do another since your details/records are already in the NIMC database. You just have to try to retrieve your SIM or go to an NIMC office for further help. Since you have your temporary slip, it shouldn't be a problem.

microbanks:
Greetings sirs and mas!

I'm a male graduate (35yrs) without a job but I'm hustling for survival in this our harsh naija. Honestly, it has not been easy for me without connections, backups and inheritance.

My desire to get married to attract God's blessings is eating me up and giving me sleepless nights. I've been with my girl for over six years and I think I might be missing it, if I wait for things to get Rossy before settling down.

I've done the first step by the grace of God I've also picked a date for the marriage/wedding which is fast approaching and I've proceeded buying few things for the marriage. But the problem now is that the contribution group which is the main source of the money budgeted for my wedding has been dissolved���.

Please! I need help, I can't keep mute and have BP or die in silence. Please my people, if God laid it in your heart to assist me, please help me with anything, nothing is too small.

My phone number and account details below: God bless you!
0047503664 GTB
08050592542.

I think you mean your wedding plans are at stake, not astake. Anyway, depending on goodwill to fund your wedding is all shades of wrong. Forget about this issue of age, biological clock and what my mates are doing. If you cannot afford a wedding now, then this is probably not the right time for it. Already, you sound stressed. Take it easy and plan this properly with your wife. Both of you should save together for a modest wedding that will not put a big hole in your pocket. I pray your bride to be is a good and understanding woman. It will make the load easier to bear. All is well.

God please heal him for the sake of his kindhearted wife and their kids.

Johnnywalley:
I need enlightenment on what Guardians and Counseling is all about in Nigeria
Please is it worth studying here in Nigeria
Can I get jobs overseas?
How tasking is the course?

Please help a brother

It is Guidance and Counselling. It's fairly in demand in Nigeria, especially in schools/tertiary institutions. I have no idea what the pay is like.

themonk:
The car has erosion sensor?

How does it distinguish between erosion and say speed bumps and potholes?

I wondered the same thing. I think he means large pools of flood water as found in potholes.

It's the garter toss o.

How did they get your account details? You went fishing in troubled waters. Find a way to pay the debt and consider it a lesson in restraint. Curiosity always kills the cat. Quick recovery to your fiancée.

Ragnar and Nairobi. I felt so bad after Ragnar died.

ifiokjohn:
Please I will like to know what does it mean for someone to be cursed that he will die an Unprotected death?

Have tried searching Google but there's no answer to my Question.
Please anyone that knows how to interpret curses should help.

The Bible says, "The curse causeless shall not come." If you offended anyone and the person cursed you, ask for forgiveness, then pray. Don't live in fear. Trust God's love for you and stop going around looking for how to interpret curses. Never heard of such a thing anyway. Sometimes our fears are the curses that keep us in bondage. Peace to you.

seunny4lif:

Every day, 321 people are shot in the United States. Among those:

111 people are shot and killed
210 survive gunshot injuries
95 are intentionally shot by someone else and survive
42 are murdered
65 die from gun suicide
10 survive an attempted gun suicide
1 is killed unintentionally
90 are shot unintentionally and survive
1 is killed by legal intervention*
4 are shot by legal intervention and survive
1 died but the intent was unknown
12 are shot and survive but the intent was unknown
From USA data

Funny thing is that in Every Swiss citizens owns at least 1 gun yet the only time a gun was fired in Swiss was in 2010, in front of the palace.
Once you are 18 years then you automatically own a gun in Swiss.
It’s only in Swiss, they have beer and gun culture.
Shooting and drinking beers with children around not been afraid of getting hit

Frightening stats. Meanwhile, I think you mean Switzerland.

You already have your answer. She may be suffering from postpartum psychosis or postpartum depression. Either way, she needs help. Advise her husband to take her to get medical help. Drugs and counselling will do the trick.

Four Cousins. I am female. Women drink wine too.

marksburg:
Hi great minds. I find this very weird to always find bird faeces on top my car. In my compound literally only on my car. In the office same even when I park among so many other cars. Funny thing is that the faeces are very annoying as they are watery and get dried on the car after being heated by the sun. Sometimes is can be much that they extend to my wheel screen and I have to be cleaning them first before I drive and I find it embarrassing atimes as am the only one always complaining about it. Has anyone experienced this and what could be the immediate solution?

Birds poop on my car as well. It is annoying but it's also really no big deal. In my own case, I usually park under a wire in the afternoons. Usually birds perch on this wire, hence the poop on the car. If your parking space is under an electric wire or a place with lots of bird activity, that might be the problem.

Notyourtype:
wow! How did you know that? Couz there are lot of movie about magic. Bravo,

I have seen every episode and season of Merlin at least two times.

Moviemaster:
*i am the dragon lord, it's my duty to protect the last of the dragon.

Merlin

wis3:
I say a little prayer for you

That song reminds me of Cameron Diaz every single time.

Ambercyclopenta:
Capua......shall I begin?

Spartacus. Spoken by Crixus.

Notyourtype:
More;
*magic is evil..

Merlin

wis3:
1. You deliberately disobeyed me.
2. Jules, tell him you've loved him for 9 years.
3. Don't panic, it's organic

1. The Lion King
2. My best friend's wedding

MartinsOla38:
"I am inevitable"

Avengers.

quisera:
Is there no one else??!!!!

Troy

Nonexisting:
*if you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk*
*I want to know your plan b, not plan a recycled*
*Never shoot a man in the presence of his son or you will live expecting a vendetta all your life*
*Steal my money, I will cut your hands but fucck my wife and I will kill you before she confesses*

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Theama:
"I've been asking the same question - am I the son of a panda, the son of a goose, a student, a teacher? Turns out... I'm all of them"

Kung fu panda

Moviemaster:
The truth of the word of this book of counting - can only be ensured by a - confessor.

Get it right and make a request. Don't use google.

Legend of the seeker.

Zeus died years ago.

I couldn't even finish reading your tale, but did you say you are 27?

My first cooker was new and it ended up getting rusty. I have since learnt that tokunbo cookers are actually stronger and better in the long run because they are bought in the US and Europe where quality control is paramount. I just bought one a few months ago. It's a black zanussi and will clearly not have rust issues down the line. You know the Interesting part? Tokunbo cookers are usually more expensive than new ones because of their durability. Here's a picture of the type I just bought.

Yeah right, your two minutes of fame starts now. Enjoy it.