Even dem oyinbo sef dey do am. The difference is in the packaging. We call it arrangee. They call it blind dating or matchmaking.

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Maybe those ovulating. The case would be different for most of the rest.

@OP
Just likeTonto Dike tweeted about her songs, you may after a while start enjoying these nuisances. Another nuisance post is the word, 'Bump'.

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Infact there are insinuations in certain circles that he was behind them. Only INSINUATIONS!

Repartee! 9ja NL is full of armchair critics, analysts, strategists, coaches, moralists and the likes.

Msauza:

Can you give us a reliable source concerning your claim about South Africa's purported interests in training their troops in NA colleges. I just hope that you did not make up or fabricated this story. SA With such enormous resources, that is ( SA Army gymnasium, SA Airforce gymnasium, Navy gymnasium, SA Army college and Saldanha military university/academy) I do not see the need why they should train their armies in a foreign country.

I presume you are not too conversant with the workings of the military hence your demand for a source. Quote me as the credible source here. Were you in the military, you would also understand the need for members of the military to train in other countries.

yuzedo:
Broda u hate me!

Nah. Just 1 love bro.

@OP
I presume you love seeking attention judging from your reply here:

https://www.nairaland.com/1133095/good-bad-things-happen-2012#13648314

ndala:
Wat happen to me last year was being the first to comment on nairaland on 3 ocassional thread

AB$I:
JTF my forking Harse. Until u arrest&smoke all those useless borno elders,i dont care. All dis small fries are d brainless pigs doing d job of their sponsors-the so called yeye elders

Coolu temper. Na big catch na. To be member of Shura Committee na mai-mai?

Standing5: The Boko Guys are ready to die so there isn't much they can do with these Top Boko Guys. What Nigerians can do for themselves is to avoid the Boko Party.

I don't think so. Only the BH foot soldiers are gullible enough to waste their lives. Their top dogs (remember Osama?) are not in a hurry to meet their alloted 72. . .

One down, more to go. Kudos JTF. Haters where una dey?

http://9gag.com/gag/4747150

yuzedo: Really?? Like, really?

Well sha, I for talk my true church mind, but omo, with all those abs and muscles the guy fit track me down end my destiny!

Strenghten your resolve to speak your church mind by looking at your signature:

I Killed My Worst Fear With My Bare Hands!

Her guy must have found out about you and warned her to steer clear of you.

Another 'face-me-I-face-you' thread. Usually our sentiments get the better of us even in the most well-intentioned of threads. In this case, the poster's intention is just too obvious. (Spits generously. . .)

@Msauza
Even with this 'shocking state' of NA, the SADF are interested in training their troops in various NA schools. Don't forget that training is the most important factor in combat proficiency. Thus the SADF seem to be aware of something the UK Guardian seems to miss. Afua Hirsch, the stooge of the West had claimed in her report that Ghana and Mauritania would best lead the West African forces into Mali. This is laughable because the GA has no history of combat experience (except if coup plotting and peacekeeping - NOT PEACE ENFORCEMENT - could be regarded as such). Even during ECOMOG operation, they were known for 'koronje', manning of checkpoints in the rear and the likes. Now that the chips are down in Mali, the 'examplary' GA is nowhere to be found while the 'shocking' NA as usual is called upon. Fortunately, actions will always speak louder than words.

Deleted

1. Kakorraphiophobia.
2. Claustrophobia.
3. Phobophobia.

Who let the dogs out? ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

With the benefit of hindsight, I dey laff. Goodluck wetin? Immigration & Customs changed what uniforms?

@Poster
Will be watching. Nations cup no far na. Will hold my peace for now.

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May be the filters. . .

GARRI (x7):


My reply to Obama and Romney was edited. I've reverted it sha. Check where advocate 666 quoted me and you'll see its different from what I have.

If you didn't then maybe its Abacha or Babangida....

Use your brain man. Too much garri could lead to an accumulation of cynide in the system.

Bidam: my broda u lack scriptural understanding...wen d prophets of old prophesied about the coming of the messiah did they say is name will be called "Jesus"..we know in part and we prophesy in part..those that prophesy specifics are false prophets and they use familiar spirits..be warned..

Isaiah 7:14. Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel. NIV.

Matthew 1:23 "The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel"--which means, "God with us."

ilugunboy:
. . .Let's await what history will have to say about your Afam when he eventually vacates the position.

He'll be here forever - judging from his monniker.

@Mr Globe & @advocate666
Thumbs up to you for your efforts in getting the thread unlocked.

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Read every thing. Don't be like those who give credence to the adage about hiding things from blacks in books due to their lack of a reading culture.

deda:
Guy go back to Jss and learn some history. Na gowon not obj start nysc.

On point. In addition NEPAD wasn't OBJ's handiwork alone. The New Partnership for Africa's Development (NEPAD) emerged from three parallel initiatives launched between 2000 - 2001. It is basically a merger of the millennium partnership for Africa's Recovery Programme (MAP), inspired by Presidents Thabo Mbeki of South Africa, Olusegun Obasanjo of Nigeria, Abdelazeez Bouteflika of Algeria and Hosni Mubarak of Egypt, the Omega plan of Senegal's President, Abdoulaye Wade and Compact for African Recovery initiated by the Executive Secretary of the UN Economic Commission for Africa, K. Y. Amoako, in response to a mandate by African Ministers of Finance during the conference held in Addis Ababa in November 2001. Due to broadly similar goals which underpinned both MAP and the Omega Plan, efforts were made to consolidate them into one initiative, which resulted into the formation of New Africa Initiative (NAI) as Africa's strategy for achieving sustainable development in the 21st century. . . .

Fellow Nigerians,. . . .

9. I also want to assure Nigerians that we will refuse to be discouraged by those who have taken it upon themselves to pick on every initiative and effort of this administration. We remain resolutely committed to the rule of law, due process and fair play in all circumstances. Our democracy continues to grow, and the scope for human freedom continues to expand. It is an achievement that we will continue to build upon.

10. I say it again, we are determined to continue to push forward. We will do more, not less. We will remain focused. . .

That is even putting it mildly. They are simultaeneously making overt and covert attempts to bring about the downfall of the infidel impostor. May they be frustrated and confounded in their planning and execution. May their desires be like that of the hungry man who while sleeping, dreams he is eating but wakes up still hungry.

HNY NLers! May we all have several causes to rejoice in 2013.

acidtalk: Predictions For Nigeria Before 31st December 2012.

* 2 Nigerians will make history in the global world. One will achieve greatness in the Educational aspect while the other will attain greatness in the corporate world. Both histories will be made from different continents.

* There will be an uprising in Nigeria. It will start from one state but will escalate to other states of different geopolitical zones if not curbed by the security agency.

* The Syrian President and his government will be brought down. All this will be planned by his loyalist. He will be a victim of betrayal.

* Two Prominent people's sons will be involved in grievous crime that will spark up anger in the country. But the situation will be quickly thrown under the carpet.

* 3 government officials will loose their lives. One will be a serving state governor while the other two will be very strong serving high ranking individuals. One will be a victim of auto crash while the two others will be as a result of poor health.

* There will be a National Mourning in Nigeria. The Nations flag will be brought to half. While the mourning is almost being forgotten, another Natural disaster (Which has never been witnessed in Nigeria will happen).

* There is going to be more floods across the country. If not well curtailed, it will be worse than the previous.

* There will be Coupe in one African country and another Air crash disaster.

At best the predictions were intelligent guesses. None of the bolded came to pass. You could con the gullible into thinking the unbolded predictions came to pass, give or take.

aurenflani:

ADOLP HITLER AND HIS BAND OF LUNATICS ARE WHAT THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN1 Murderous fanatical Christians.

nagoma:

And he was a Christian.

And he was opposed and defeated by the good muslim brothers from the USSR, US and UK.

maclatunji:
. . .Of all his wives, the Queen of Sheba was the stand-out babe. She had the looks, wealth and the power. Even she didn't convert Solomon to idolatory, he converted her from idolatory to Islam. . .

You made my day! Had to check again to make sure I was not in the jokes section.