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Anybody noticed that Ethopian prayer warrior?

Sagamite: You think North Korea is stronger than South Korea simply because the North has a nuclear weapon and enough madness to press the self-destruct button?

The list is rubbish but your point is also rubbish.

Your hating is understandable. Still I repeat: is your uncouthness a talent or your destiny?

Funkymallam: Android phones are the best, never to miss a game with it.

Streaming live on the move. Caf can not stop me. . .

Choi! So I had food in my kitchen all this while. . .

koastar: I don't believe in this list, it's totally incorrect. Imagine South Korea ranking high than North Korea, that's laughable. Without any assistance to the South Korean, North korea can dismantle South Korea in days...North Korea major trade is weapon, military gadgets and equipments manufacutring

South Korea is bordered by just one country - North Korea . . .However, the democratic state has made all the headway, with twice the population of its northern neighbors, at 48.7million and a GDP per capita 14 times that of its cousins, at $18,340 per person.
Source: http://www.nationmaster.com/country/ks-korea-south

Bros, use your imagination. . .
One person with N1000 at hand, about to fight his 2 cousins who jointly have N28000 at hand. Let's assume the trio is of equal physical strenght and endurance, and the cash at hand could be used to buy weapons or hire agberos. Who would likely emerge victorious - the guy or his cousins?

Don't forget a country's population and wealth are 2 of the most fundamental factors that determine its military potential.

^^^
So predictably characteristic.
Whoever raised you did a great job.
On second thoughts, I hope your obsession with fork did not emanate from a dark past.

Sagamite: These are the typical fucktards that make up the Nigerian army:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/army-to-court-martial-11-officers-over-murder-others/

There! I said it. The prince of fucktardry and e-bravado must be feeling pleased with himself.
I know you come from a tribe generally associated with cowardice especially in combat so, denigrating the army must be your opiate to salve your highly sensitive ego. Please spare us your BS - with your manifested utter lack of manners and decorum, you would do mankind a great service by keeping mum.

Is it possible to change (edit) one's username while maintaining the same account?

nollywood20: [size=28pt]"The Nigerian Army is in a shocking state," said the source, "in reality there is no way they are capable of forward operations in Mali - their role is more likely to be limited to manning checkpoints and loading trucks. . .

http://allafrica.com/stories/201301200036.html[/ize]

With the present realities in Mali, what is your take on this article?

all4naija: [i]Shame on you too!. . .

Sorry, my guy. You were not the intended recipient. Network wahala.

The excitable prince of fucktadry once again sailing in uncharted waters.

Sagamite: Ranked 4th in Africa and 36th in the world for what?

Raape? Extrajudicial killings? Torture? Illiteracy? Abuse of human rights? War crimes?

Which one?

Trust me, if you are a local in most countries, you would have some regret if these wild barbarians came to your land.

This could be likened to FIFA rankings. They are not absolute. Those who think Israel and co. should be ahead of India in military rankings must be poor students of geo-politics.

^^^
She'll most likely be deployed for administrative or logistic tasks, not combat.

[quote author=Cas-Cas]See distraction!! That soldier by her right can no longer point his gone straight! [/quote]See gbagaun!! You too sir, are distracted.

anataala: Question: If Jesus' sole mission to mankind was to die on. . .

Bros, wetin join me and you na? How ya questionnaire com dey relevant to the topic? Abeg, chill with Yusuf Ali's english translation of Surah Al-Kafirun:

Say : O ye that reject Faith! [1]
I worship not that which ye worship, [2]
Nor will ye worship that which I worship. [3]
And I will not worship that which ye have been wont to worship, [4]
Nor will ye worship that which I worship. [5]
To you be your Way, and to me mine. [6]

nagoma: In sha Allah you will go to hell. The 3 gods cannot help you.

Dama zomo baya fushi da makashinsa sai da maratayinsa.

nagoma: Hitler was a good Christian- according to the pope of his time.

And the (mostly christian) Allies thought otherwise (and followed it up with action); So much for the infallibility of the pope.

luluosas: So, when they finally activated your plan, what was your data balance by then?

I subscribed to SoMonth on 17/01/2013 at 08:56am and got the activating message below on 18/01/2013 at 12:23pm:

Dear Glo subscriber, your BlackBerry service has been activated. Please call blackberry helpdesk on 08051234567 or 333 or send a mail to for assistance

I then sent 'Status' and got this reply:

Your account is ACTIVE and will expire on 17/02/2013 12:22. You are on Somonth .Your remaining volume is 3072 Mb.Your renewal status is ACCEPTED.You have 0 Blackberry bonus on your account:

Meanwhile I started browsing as soon as I subscribed.

mrs flawless: . . .Please i need suggestion of healthy snacks to pack, i once read somewhere that diaebetes are now being treated in children!

Give them a balanced diet - Gala (carbohydrates & proteins) and La Casera (water & vitamins ).

^^^
Wayyo! Ya zagi annabi. Sai an yi kisa.

In this case, the later, the better. I browsed for free for over 24 hours until they activated my subscription.

luluosas: Send 'Status' to 777 and don't boarder if they say your subscription is pending, as you will be able to browse FREE until it is activated. Thank you.

To mun ji ka. Ka tuna fa, munafuncin dodo yakan ci mai shi. Your father was alleged to have declared that a christian would only rule Nigeria over his dead body - and it came to pass. Sheikh, may your wishes come true.

bobokelly: Air-commodore, that can not fly a plane, Sun-tired, or what do you call yourself, wish you soonest recovery......

Ninilowo: Air commodor indeed. Na him no teach him friend how to fly wel well abi!

You are neither being sarcastic nor cynical. You've only succeeded in showcasing such ignorance that. . . .

Got this reply from 777 on checking my status:

Your subscription is pending activation. Kindly remove your battery and re-insert to connect in the next one hour. Thank you.You have 0 Blackberry bonus on your account:

But my airtime balance showed that N1200 had been deducted.

GLOry, Hallelujah!! My Always Min subscription expired some minutes ago. I just went to the wireless settings on my Gala Tab and changed to blackberry.net apn. I then subscribed to SoMonth, got the 'pending' reply, switched off, then on and here am I. BTW I am yet to check my airtime balance or confirm my status. Has anyone figured out yet how verify data usage on non-blackberry devices?

@luluosas
Thumbs up to you for your effort in making us realise the possibility of browsing more for less. I dedicate this song to you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QYdq0K-8vc

^^^
Sorry to disappoint you sir. Ba na cin shi. But I don't look down on others' way of life.

^^^
Stop feeling smug. When jungle don mature, even human flesh would assume the status of a delicacy to you.

^^^
Apparently you are not too conversant with how government works.

Abegi. Free the woman jor. She is a minister not a soldier.

BTW did anybody notice this seeming contradiction in the initial post? It is either gbagaun or a case of time travel.

Minister of State for Defence, Erelu Olusola Obada, collapsed into the hands of military officers today. . .
. . .Later yesterday afternoon, Obada, who looked hale and hearty, was in the State House with Coordinating Minister . . .

Nothing changes. The almajiri out there would never hear this. His mallam would see to it.

Nigeria First Lady Fly Out To Germany For Emergency Problem

gistyinka: According to what Sahara Reporters learnt about the movement of Nigeria First Lady Patience Dame Jonathan was fly out of the country Germany on another emergency on her health problem.

The situation of her health development comes less than 24 hours for her to depart to Spain for her medical check up.

he urgent nature of her departure for Germany led to cancellation of her appearance at a presidential event 6:00 PM where the present hosted foreign Ambassadors to Nigeria.

In August 2012, Mrs. Jonathan was airlifted to Wiesbaden, Germany, where she spent several weeks for an undisclosed ailment.

The presidency did not confirm her condition or whereabouts. She returned to Nigeria on October 14, and denied having been hospitalized in Germany, or for a terminal condition.

“I don’t even know that hospital they are talking about,” she said. “I do not have any terminal illness or cosmetic surgery.”

http://www.gistyinka.com/2013/01/nigeria-first-lady-fly-out-to-germany.html

I can feel her mojo all over the quoted topic and post. Saving these gbagaun-laden words for posterity.

http://9gag.com/gag/4747150

Some posters here are shouting 'yuck' etc meanwhile they have mastered the art of eating d1cks and pu55ies. Na which one come worse pass?

As Gulf War I became iminent, Saddam started making claims of his combat assets bla bla bla. Operation Desert Storm proved him wrong. The Malian rebels seem to be treading Saddam's path. Only time will tell. . .

http://9gag.com/gag/4747150

BTW when he tells her, "God (or my GO/bishop/prophet/pastor) told me you are my wife," no be holy arrangee be that?