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Meanwhile just in case someone is in need of at least 160 million naira

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

The One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge is an offer by the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) to pay out one million U.S. dollars to anyone[citation needed] who can demonstrate a supernatural or paranormal ability under agreed-upon scientific testing criteria. Over a thousand people have applied to take the challenge, but none have yet been successful.

Why waste internet ink arguing that it is true when you can be arguing and making money

The gist don reach front page?

Make I buy land for asokoro

thandii1:
she said she can make the 300k grand prize if she dates\sleeps with 4ministers in naija. I for one just chuckled and didn't take her serious. I don't know why lilian doesn't get spared on that twitter though. She wasn't the only one talking shyte out of the 4 noisemakers last night. But her own statements get screened and blown out of proportion.

Thanks a lot, well its not a fair world.

http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/can-liberalism-be-saved-from-itself

Seems sam harris knows whats happening on Nairaland. Would be nice to see a debate with a muslim on this issue.

please who has the gist of lillian 4 ministers and 300k, its on twitter biko who get gist make he tell me.

So for those beefing on Trezagah the dude just admitted he did not even understand what the game was about till today. BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He was totally clueless, he has been chilling and making friends and sleeping.

All this Chuldren don spoil finish

ninnyanny:
yes everyone is local to his or her environment....shes a local naija babe...so am i and so are u dear...*winks*

Hahahahahahahah you know that awkward moment when a posh babe in the club breaks into galala

But Lilian is a local gyel abeg. Which kain facial expressions and local moves be that !
lmao chai reminds me of some gehs in some clubs in those days .......

BUMP!

What nonsense. Even great journalists like Fareed Zakaria apologised when caught copying people's work without permission. This same person would open their mouth and say oh the government is this and the government is that. Youth groups will tell us that the future lies with the youth, we blame the older generation for not being able to apologise or not being able to resign when caught out. The money she pays to wash her much acclaimed SUV should be enough pay someone who can sit and spin her amebo stories into great articles.

She is a thief and aboslutely classless.
There ......thats more words than she ever probably wrote herself on her blog


I wonder why this never made the front page. Where the mods at?

Hi guys,
I dont want to open a thread for this, I also want to see what like minds think about this.

I respect both Christianity and Islam, all religions in general. But what do you guys think about this "exclusive" ban in the Muslim section? I went in there and tried to comment on any thread there but some code prevents you. You have to make some sort of declaration before you can post anything in that section, if you click no you are only able to follow threads.

It has something to do with Islam threads being banned from the front page and they said it was unfair. On the surface it makes sense to say that, but really the solution of posting Islam threads on the front page and then making members go for a declaration ritual before they can post could potentially rile other members.

Personally I think Seun (He would prolly read this) should really look into this, every other religion has not got the protection they get on this website and that is the greatest injustice of all. I have no qualms with not posting in the islam section, but in the same vein muslims on nairaland should not be given in the opportunity to have an opinion of other peoples religion. Better still remove the religion section as a whole. Call it spiritual matters or just let go of it totally, that way the burden of trying to please everyone would be eased.

Am calling it as I see it, I am prolly not privy to information that goes behind the scenes. It still makes for a bad taste though.......

Go to a doc
Classic signs of jock itch, if you play sports or sweat without taking your tight boxers off on time. they can be very stubborn to leave, they love heat and moisture down there.
There are good creams that can help. Stop freaking out.

Some threads are not meant for the front page......sighs....

forkadict: Sorry o, but abeg are we still talking about Melvin the Spade teethed guy?

See this bros wan set me for line of fire I no follow share for him dolla.........wait! The guy no win abi

Wait are we still talking of Melvin
They signed up to entertain Africa......they get all most of what comes their way.


Some Salient Truths...
1. Olympics, World cup etc errr I will be patriotic and hope naija wins. I can then boast and say hey we won the world cup in 2010! Can I do that with BBA? I could care less who wins, admittedly a Nigerian in the house playing the game the way it ought to be played #karen would get plenty plenty raves right here. However any lipgloss rubbing, smiling george, dulling housemate would get lashed more so if he is Nigerian

The sole purpose for me is to have absolute fun............


In the heat of the moment which will come, lets just agree to disagree

11. Activate Nwa Baby Mode: Break at least one heart every one month

For me, human beings can withstand so many things.....loneliness is not one of them.

Life needs meaning, she is that meaning for me.

Rancho: Pursue excellence, and success will follow, pants down.

Aida13: Oooh sure I learned a lot, like how to comport myself in certain environments. How to relate with all kinds, good and bad. By watching i learned from the mistakes some made and also, picked up from d commendable housemates.

As for you, you are a guy that has a lot to learn. You just go on a forum and attack a person you don't know and call her a b-word because you take offence to her post. That makes you a LOSER, in life and your career

I apologise to all the HND holders out there, I actually did them a disservice comparing you to them

Please go back to Romance section to keep searching for Ms Right; or go to Health section in search of a cure for your mental veneral disease

Better yet, get a damn job already. 7 yrs unemployed is no joke and thats why u are so bitter in life. Pele ehn, there is a vacancy for a butcher in my area, i will send in ur CV. THANK ME LATER

LMAOO

Nuclear weapons are not allowed here

Aitee1: Crykeem...hacrykeem

After all the ladies were drooling on day one, big big muscles filled with air. He even looked like owl neal could shout him into crying.

Nigerian Model based in SA All the models for Ajegunle and Mushin nko?

Watching this one with a hawks eye, fyne boys are hardly ever entertaining, next thing he will start to cry like hakeem.

MODIFIED : Just saw his pics he is just an average joe, but which one be hazel eyes.... he has a lot of work to repair that street cred

Seun: It appears that you don't know me either, so you cannot know whether or not he is giving me too much credit (well he is, and I appreciate it).


It's not what you spend that matters, but what you achieve with your spending. I don't code Nairaland alone; I'm ably assisted by a young programmer. I Am the software architect (to keep the code simple) and product manager (right features) but he does most of the coding.


You don't know what Linda Ikeji makes, so how can you be sure that the website makes more? Tell us the name of this website and how much they make.


These are all expenses. There are many companies that spend more than what they make. Then they go broke and that's how it ends.


I'd like to know what Nairaland members think about being labelled a "crappy crowd" and ask you if you're not part of this "crappy crowd".

Yes, Nairaland doesn't make much money. We're a small business by all measures, but with big impact. A small object casting big shadows.

Blimey you have the time and patience to type this, I didn't know you even type that much on nairaland. Maybe I should go through all your posts and look for where you typed with anger

Oya lemme sleep before the thing enter famzing

tope436: Melvin is not dull, he is just the reserve type

See my dear the guy was dull jor, elikem had waaayyyyy more swag. Which kain reserve, we don't want any lip gloss rubbing prayerful boy in that house.

I hope no dulling boys like Melvin this time.

Demichaels: you might be right but does it mean the innocent (fetus) pays for the sins of the guilt (boko haram father )

I think keeping the baby may turn out to be a better option

Have you been brutally raped for almost 200 days before? When you have and are four months pregnant and then decide to keep the child then you can type the rubbish you typed above.
You might as well ask her to hang herself. Anu ofia

zezebabyxoxo: Please, I had a dream that I was in a field and lions were lying down on the field. What does this mean?

Life is a field so you were just moving about in life. Lions signify that you will have to chase down some things in life before you get them like the lion chases animals. Which animal did you see because if it is a buffalo then you are in deep trouble it means your problems would be bigger than you. However if what you chase is a baby rat then it means you will be chasing with all your power but will get only small reward.

Prayer.....strong prayer is the key here. Lock yourself indoors and surround yourself with lion pictures, pray and cry to the real lion of the tribe of judah to liberate you from these lions. If you dont hear anything after 5 days come back here.

fholammy: Please ebankole interpret for me sir, I was in a bus when all of a sudden I ran out of the bus and a robber was chasing me, the driver showed him where I was hidden and the robber tried to collect my wristwatch..I succeeded in hidding d wristwatch from him but he collected my hand chain..the driver is my hair dresser in real life. The robber stabbed me in my tummy and on the leg.

You have to be careful of that hairdresser this is a sign that someone will come and ask of you and he will tell them where you are. The wristwatch means that time is not on your side anymore you have to act very quick so your destiny would not be stabbed.
Take three spoons of olive oil and rub your hair before you make it again. Pray hard before you go and ask for the shield of the archangels to cover you.

Have you had your dream interpreted today?
What are you waiting for?
https://www.nairaland.com/1863925/dreams-interpretation-dreams-interpretation-dreams/43#26634083

#mysticChris

shumuel: Kk, sorry for d language.
Please i really need d interpretation of this dream please.

I saw myself sleeping on a bed with my elder brother in a place i tink its camp, church camp i believe, in that place there were some guys acting like cultise who would come very early in the morning to beat people up if you dont wake up early and if you are not putting on d right colour of clothing which were; white, yellow, blue and red, so i woke ealry around 5am then asked my brother which colour was for the day he told me and i quickly changed into it right there on the bed but something funny happened in d dream, i woke up from 3 different places around d same place, d 1st place have mentiond above, d second place i saw a girl waking up after me frm a mat/bed she was wearing somthing skimpy so i was able to see her panties has she stood up and sat on a chair then she kept staring at me as if she likes me, d 3rd place looks more like d 1st place, i woke up by d sound of Praise n worship frm d choir in d church and i was happy as i startd nodding and singn d songs but i was later not fulfilld because d song were not frm my phone, so i decided to play worship songs from my phone as i normally do in real life when i wake up every day but i stoped playn wen i say my ba3 low missn just 1bar but every time i try connectn it to charge d light will switch off, i continue to look for were to charge my fone untill i got to d living room but d same thing continued i den saw my elderst brother, a guy and a lady i know so well, they all engage in a chat dat i heard d lady telln my broda that 'if he like preaching he would' didnt knw d rest anyway later i heard arguements and my broda sent d lady and d guy out of d house by den i had bathd and ready to go for morning devosion in d church it seems we were in a church premisses, so i quickly ran after dem and told my broda dat i knw d lady very well and dat its not here i met her, as i got to d door it began raining i was so sad and almost went back in but i tot to myself how i wouldnt b able to face her again for life, so i ran after dem so fast i even passd dem i was holdn an umberalla, dey were hidn unda somwere frm d rain, immidiately dey saw me dey came close to me and d guy was tryn to say somtin but i was not interestd only wantd to appologies to d lady, it seems she has been cryn so i told her my broda is really a nice person wen you get to knw him he is just too agresiv dat she should com bak wit me but it seems she didnt want to cos she was really sad and so was i. Then i woke up. So please what does it mean, why am i seeing this lady in my dream.

You are finished this lady will destroy you and your brother. 3 different places you woke up waooo Cant you see the signs everywhere in your dream? The lady is pretending, but you must break this yoke. Fast and pray hard, you can drink juice while fasting but make sure no lady is on the juice carton. Break one raw egg in front of your door every morning and draw the sign of the cross.

It is well, report your progress after 6 days so I can prescribe what you will do on the 7th day to banish this dream.

acidosisTM:
I'm serious bro

You think I am joking, wait first have you confessed to the crimes you committed when you were in school with these students?
The things you did in the past they are hunting you down. Did your bible not teach you that restitution is also important when you pray??

This means there would be some more academic trouble down the road. You have to pray hard, 3 Hrs non stop with your secondary school books on the floor. Light three candles around them, red at the back to signify that you are letting go of the wicked past. Then blue and white.

Time is not on your side!

s3nn2x: Hello, Good morning!

I would be delighted if you would be able to interpret this dreams...

Dream 1
I was in the office chapel, waiting for a programme. The programme was supposed to start by 12 noon and end by 1. When I got there, there was no one around. I was all alone till past 1, then I decided to go back to the office. As I was leaving, I saw members of the fellowship coming to the fellowship, they told me that the fellowship had ended. In fact they were carrying cooked food. I saw some with big bones, the type that they have finished eating the meat, others with left over rice and the likes. The programme was meant to be a love feast. I was angry because I missed the food. So, I decided to go towards the direction they were coming from. When I got to the entrance of the office, there was a cute, more like the kind you see in banks, when you want to enter, because that machine was there and it was a sort of security check point. As I was on the queue, a haggard looking guy came towards my direction and asked the guy in front of me if he was the owner of the ID card and wallet he found. I looked at the office ID card and Wallet and discovered it was mine, i was still angry because of the food I missed, so I held that haggard looking guy and started fighting with him. I pushed him through the security check point, i did not care, I just slapped and beat the guy up, then I collected the ID card, as we were fighting, my wallet fell on the floor, I saw it because it fell close to me, but I did not pick it up. But i had the intention of picking it after beating the guy up.

Your case was a hard one phew.....

Ok did you eat before you slept? Because the first part of your dream is pointing in that angle. I mean you also need to eat spiritual food so when you dream you are not hungry ok. (Please visit the food section)

Now the second part, when was the last time you gave the homeless people some charity? Have you been paying tithe to your pastor alone? It means you dont like the needy .
Fighting in your dream! Ha that means they are coming for you o! When was the last time you did dry fasting? (Please visit the violent crimes section)



I shall come back for more answers.