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When you try to call someone through mobile phone, don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers. Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi Please Be Careful Message as received (Save your brain) Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from medical team. Please forward to all your well wishers

Guyz, it's April already, when'z d next tourney!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!

Pure water pastors destroying my name! I worked hard to earn that name men, ya'll better drop my name and bear ya papa's beautiful african names, columbus go vex o!

Guys i bet y'all b needing this, try 2 download it now that it's free. it won't b free by 2moro.

http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/videoget/

Nope AC is clearly Anti Correction or Auto Confusion

PDP - Power Drunk People (power to the pope)

People's Demonic Party

Progress Devouring Panthers

Pass De Purse (pass de basket, share d money)

No b me talk am o!

Celtel are out to make profit. Econect,Vodago,Veego,Vmobile have made theirs already.

Enemies of progress

Who b dat wey still dey browse for free, abeg make we share d dividends of Celtelcrazy 2gether, pm me yahooid:xsidotcom

abeg i dey wait u.

but for the lyrics, there aint no diff btw secular and gospel music. Infact most of those secular music come from Church ppl (formerly choristers) e.g. kci and jojo, toni braxton n co.

Nigerian players were preoccupied with the forthcoming election palavers

Seun, Seun, Seun?

Ameny times I call ya name?

You nor kill me o

See wetin OBJ do for Atiku again? http://africa.reuters.com/top/news/usnBAN148382.html and you want make i yarn, i no dey yarn o

Hello, pls I'm sorry to border u but it's urgent. I've a friend coming from far and needs a place to stay since he'll be around, so i've indicated your house. Pls receive and love him. , His name is Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He is already at the door knocking. Say this slowly, Jesus i love u and i need u. Clean my heart with your blood and make it pure. Send this to your friends and people special to you. You will experience a wonderful miracle before the end of this month because you are announcing Jesus to your friends. if u think the death of Jesus Christ is for nothing ignore this message but if u believe that he died for u 2 prosper in every thing u do send this message 2 every one in ur list. God is Great, all the time.

Facts in the World , nice facts Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your Tongue Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also, so forward this soon

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks". A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks". A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks". A Nigerian doctor not to be outdone says: "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain, made him President, and now half the country is looking for work" No be me talk am oo

CHinese - chelsea? You no even talk of Reading or Man-U or other clubs wey get tight eyed asians abi Lampard na Asian?

SAF supports Boro

@ Gbade, if you think Ayo Opon is king, PM me i'll send you the software. Plus you've forgotten Ludo, i have that too on software (but for 4 players), Monopoly is on the way.

LUDO,Poker & Whot for sheezy, no lies, simply whooping of arses.

@ Darkman

I'm not a big fan of fighting games but were all those things you mentioned pre-Tekken 3 but for pouncing? No matter what I still can't compare it to the the amount of Huge Lies in Sf and Mk. Those ones are way too much.

First time i laid hands on tekken, i felt a martial artist was in control, but from day 1 i knew sf and mk were for freaks!

I hate fireball games. Only in MK will a fighter shoot an opponent like 8 times and the dude won't die.

Ndipe,

You need to move closer to young people (maybe teenagers) they are the major victims of cyberbullying. You ll be amazed at you'll discover.

Polygamy is the slowest way to commit suicide. PERIOD.

RuuDie:
if its still in d recycle bin then u can simply i[b]nsert d flash go to d bin right-click and select restore[/b] (if u're usin Windows that is!) but if u deleted it permanently, don't think there's anything u can do about that!

Is that on windows vistam or ubuntum linux?

Maybe Tianshi'll embrace the revolving system instead of the MLM where people stay at the top for life, that means anyone coming in now is likely to be a loser because the base is sorta saturated. Maybe you should read this write up about .

Many people are afraid of network marketing for no reason, they've been doing it since the day they were born without ever getting paid. Network Marketing asks you to do their adverts and get paid. You don't win anything but earn because you worked hard to get it.

If you've ever told someone about a product or service you've network marketed. If you sell a pen to someone say for 20 naira and you make a gain of 5 naira, that is direct marketing and the pen is gone forever, you don't ever profit from it forever. But in network marketing, you sell the product to the person for exactly 15 naira and also earn from that transaction for as long as the business exists.

If you've ever argued with someone that google is better than yahoo search, opera is better than mozilla, yahoomail is better than hotmail, linux is better than windows, omo is better than ariel and so on and so forth, you have marketed for another company (unconsciously) without getting paid and that's the truth. So what's stopping you from doing your natural job and getting paid? I can't count how many people i have referred to Bitrax to write their IT certs, at least more than 18 and i'm sure those 18 woulda recommended other people too (since 2004) and i did not get a dime from it. They were convinced so they took their monies there. FYI Bitrax is more expensive compared to Aptech, yet those guys are going there all because i referred them, good Lord?

Please read on: http://legalcash.s4.bizhat.com/viewtopic.php?p=8&mforum=legalcash#8

Open your eye. Life is riskier when you don't take calculated risks, same with forex and any online/offline biz.

Tekken is the realest fighting game, others are filled with moves that humans are yet to achieve like fireballs and bullshits

Tekken is Jackie Chan, SF, MK & others are Jet Li's

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Babyosisi,
Why not stick to the topic instead of insinuating that I got issues with Christianity. I reminded folks who used bible as their basis of argument that someone read the same bible and acted to the contrary.
On the other hand, I am of the opinion that western ideology should mot serve as a yardstick for measuring what is good or bad. Does it mean that Muslims who practice polygamy are evil and do not have any benefit? Does it mean that some Nepalese who practice polyandry are wrong? But remember that there is a culture where a woman shares several men. –polyandry. We ve got to stop this idea of defining right or wrong from Billy O’Reilly’s perspective. Is there any science to show that polygamous marriages fare less?

Here are some of the benefits of marriage.
It serves as agent of procreation.
It serves as an agent of socialization.
Society building, Work Force development, Family etc

Polygamy fits into these aforementioned conditions. You are trying to tie polygamy to harzards that might have been created by monogamous relationships. If you tell me that you have imbibed western perspective (Meology) Me and myself, Me and my family, then polygamy may the worst thing ever. Do promiscuous couples keep to this monogamous rule of one man, one woman? People in the west are living polygamously when they are involved with more than one person; the law only allows them to be married to one person at a time. Most people are not doing this on their own volition, but because the law will not allow them. Monogamous people go around the law to mate other people which is not against the law, but could be viewed as polygamy. This is shear hypocrisy.

Right on track, but what I see as polygamy is not just getting married/having babies by two women but dating someone else when your wife isn't dead! When a man divorces his wife and marries another, people say he's not polygamous but what i mean by monogamy is "BEING STUCK!". The more youths realise the urgent need to try as much as possible to have all of their kids from only one partner, the better, read my siggy

To anyone supporting polygamy,

"Why fly no go support shit?"

@ Muki

Errrm , errm,hope you are not refering to Sade Okoya ? Her's was love made in Heaven.

SHe loves that rich man truly.

@Omoge,

Its even sad that wife#1 will be getting him syphilis while he's screwing #2 while number two will be getting him HIV while he's back to #1, in the end, they all end up @ Yem Kem!

It was told that Fela died of complications from HIV (He had many wives) and that some of his kids are not his. Even MKO Abiola's family confirmed that 2 of his kids failed the DNA test!

Polygamy is a pain in the anus!

otokx:
Am still wondering which idiots are advising celtel?

Their Business Product Development Department should be scrapped and sent to the EFCC, they are the ones perpetrating these crimes and advising Celtel wrongly, they'll soon send d company to Oduatel!

Eno is old now, remember eedris' wakawikee emcee? and theres this new one from Azeezat, same Eno!

@ Cutey,

You obviously don't reside in the country, My ears are filled with the news of death, obituaries are like election posters in this part of the world.

GUNSHOTS ARE LIKE DOORBELLS!!!

SIRENS ARE LIKE CAR RADIOS!@!!

THIS IS THE NIGERIA I LIVE IN!

I'm a born pessimist so it makes no difference to me especially been born and raised in the slums of Lagos. 90 burnt to death in the north, how many went up in flames last december? It aint news no more, it's population stats fluctuating.

Every polygamist should go to Alausa and Aso Rock and present their penis to the Governor and the President respectively. Poverty in Nigeria has been linked to overpopulation and they should enter the black book of the country

Frankly speaking, i do not know if women have any issue with polygamy, they seem to have nothing against it but I think guys need be warned. Its sad to know that even guys who came from polygamous homes end up being polygamous. If i release my album, all my tracks will end in:

"SHUN POLYGAMY"

The only advantage of Polygamy is,

Increase in population.

The disadvantages:

1. Extreme Hatred
2. Extreme Hipocrisy
3. Heavy burden on the man (because the women won't spend on the kids since he can spend on the others)
4. High risk of HIV, STIs (A man cannot satisfy one woman CONVENIENTLY without afrodisiacs, how then will he satisfy two or more women, the women therefore seek extra pleasure from younger guys outside)
5. Hypertension and Stroke (from discovering that some/all of his kids belong to some other guy!)
6. Juju and Jazz war
7. Sad and bitter end or death (where no one will cry for you but fight and fight over your property!)
8. Disunity
9. Great sense of unaccomplishment

Finally, there are a few exceptions but at least 3 of these are found in every polygamous family no matter how rich the man is.


SHUN POLYGAMY - death is here!

Age Of Empires II (Conquerors)

Unreal Tournament 98

Wolf3d

Ultimate Soccer Manager 98

Half Life

Commandos

GTA

Driver

Quake 3d


(in that order)