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Some Ponmos are more expensive than meat (know that now) I do not like meat at all, I prefer "SOFT" ponmo.

If you have dreams, save up some cash and buy a domain. You can get free web hosts but they are so so unreliable. If you need it for your personal website, then you can get a free web host and also get a free redirection URL (not free domain). Anything free online can be stopped at anytime (check the terms of agreement, it's always specified therein)

Freewebs.com will give you free hosting. There's even free forum hosting from www.topfreeforums.com and so on.

Free URL (www.yourname.tk e.t.c.)

www.dot.tk, www.dot.co.nr, www.dot.da.cx and so on give you free redirection URL, that is they point to your webhosts (free webhosts usually give you free subdomain name so you can point such redirection URLs to your subdomain name). If it's for business, please get a domain name, i see www.syskay.com everywhere and i think it makes sense to work with them. 2,500 for a domain name + hosting in Nigeria is okay for a start!

@ Egold

DOn't forget that at the time most of those currencies were drafted, the presidents were Northern muslims. That's the extent of their extreme dictatorship and power drunkeness!

@ Sam,

Obviously, Intel Centrino means a Pentium M with Wifi (besides most pentium Ms come with Wifi)

The point is you need to check your system properties again and repost that topic.

No one wants to buy a Pentium 4.M celeron centrino core 2 duo 5Ghz computer because there's nothing like it.

@ Drea,

I love your posts, agreed Pastor Lewis was passing a huge message across, but please answer this one question:

1. Where are the proceeds from the sales of this documentary going? To the ministry, charity or to someone's pocket?

It is known worldwide that the children of pastors live larger than the royals. In the U.K. the children of Pastor Matt live larger than Prince Williams (go check it out)

A pastor will preach prosperity and the importance of tithe and offering (and the bible so much stresses the importance of that) to an extent that (you all know malachi 3:11 or woteva dontcha?) you'll rob the bank and pay more than your tithe but look at what happens to your tithe? . Even christ the master could not afford a Mule, they had to "rent" him one for his triumphant entry. Paul sailed on ships and died without owning estates, so did all the apostles live a modest life but what do we have today? Pastors live large and get fat and OMG! when are we gonna wake up? We need a revolution . They can't heal the sick, raise the dead or feed the 5,000 yet they have private jets, liners, estates and so on, they are building fortunes here on earth!

He has his target audience and he's getting them.

If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything. That is the truth. In the event of a gold rush, he who sells the digger makes the most profit. The dude's out for profit, just like Hip Hop!

He's saying the truth but he's framing it so much that he meets the needs of people who have their bible but never understood it.

Lehmann be a better keeper, He can't get any better than that, he's peaked already. Besides Almunia isn't better than Lehmann in Anyway. Don't forget how many goals he conceeded in the FA & carling cups, don't get carried away with the scorelines esp. on days the beast stole the headlines. Check it!

Talk of goal keepers, remember Khan's butter fingers and Seaman's on field sailing? At one time ya'll said Lehmann was the best GK in the world, now he's rubbish. soccer fans sef

Maybe the North needs to be checked.

If Someone offends the Arabs with Cartoons, Naija north will protest and kill

If the pope insults king Fadh, Naija north to the rescue

If US beats Saudi in the World Cup, Naija north relaunch the Almajrees

Now Arabic has been removed from our currency, Naija North to the unrest


Sometimes I wonder, are these guys Nigerians or Nigeriens? Luggard no try @ all o!

@ 4Play,

Are you trying to say Owen is an unaccomplished player? trophies apart.

A young boy moved away from his parents to become a student. Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, he led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the man replied. "A talking clock? Seriously? Asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the student. "How's it work?" the 2nd guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch," the student replied. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "You idiot, it's ten past three in the morning!"

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"

What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay at the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really made you MAD sometimes and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!! And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something to you!! Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted,

Three things in life once gone never come back, 1.words 2. opportunity.3.time. Three things in life are never sure , 1.dreams 2.sucess 3.fortune. three things in life that make you a great person, 1.hardwork 2.sincerity 3. sucess, three things in life are most valuable, 1.love 2. self respect 3. friends , three things in life must not be lost, 1.peace 2. hope 3. honesty, three things in life that destroy a person, 1. greed 2. pride 3. anger, if ur my friend send this to all of them in ur yahoo msg list including me - God bless u

Do u know the relationship between two eyes, ? they blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together EVEN THOUGH THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER, that's friendship !!! If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come?, If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of my last day?, If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours? This is a test to see who is your real friend or just someone that talks to you when they are bored. . . send it to everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you, (and I do care!) Do you? ‹^› ‹(• •)› ‹^› this is sign of best wishes .

Duuh.

Firstly I didn't know there was anything like Pentium M Centrino Core duo i only know of either but not both, thanks for educating me. There's Pentium M, There's celeron M, There's Centrino, There's Core Duo, There's Core 2 Duo and whatever. but here, i'm surprised.

Secondly a refurbished laptop cannot be as good as new and is too expensive for 95k. 1.83Ghz goes for as low as 85K in Ikeja.

Maybe some1 needs to be reminded that we are Nigerians and not Arabs. The lingua franca here is English. Christians in Nigeria are not clamouring for Hebrew on our notes, likewise and the Muslims should learn from that. If they were crying over the absence of a local language such as Hausawa or Igbo or Yoruba then we can pity them, but for this, haba, they've been enjoying unnecessary attention for too long, it only proves that there is some sanity in some areas of the OBJ regime, not all of them are coconut heads

@ dblock,

It was a battle without rules such as length and stuffs, so why base your judgement on Length? Just that?

Ah, whoever said the VSAT business is doomed really is just on his own.

VSAT companies like Netcom, Accelon, DOPC and MWEB are still making it big. They still support the major banks like Oceanic, BankPHB, Ecobank and even almighty UBA with so many branches.

Until the issue of NEPA is addressed, we'll continue to pay more for bandwidth.

The same 1mbps that people are offering for $7,000 is being offered in Exeter, Uk for 50 pounds a month, does it make sense? (forget about the fibre optics shizzle)

Ah my only memories are the side attractions, the fights, "Leventis" and Co. Alimosho, Labasco and Igbobi were known to be assassins

@ Kit,

Methinks most people do not understand the difference between "CLASS" and "FORM". The more reason why i asked 4play if his "Over-rating" meant moneywise or abilitywise.

That's why there's so much confusion. Money-wise some players are of class but their form has really depreciated, some are old and shouldn't be sold for megabucks anymore but greedy clubs will still rob the bank for them. Carlos is fast losing form and I won't be surprised to see Chelsea spread their nets out if Ashley Cole ends the season, dissapointing.

You cannot judge a player's class unless you must have studied him for 4 or 6 seasons. Form is about the current season or at most the last. Class is about consistency over the years.

That is why i said it's best to spare young players, especially players under 22 years of age for strikers, for midfielders, 26 years of age, and for defenders, 29 years of age. A goalkeeper's class is not defined until he is 33/34 years old.

Talking of class, Ballack and Shevy are players of class, but looking at their present form, you can't but wonder why they give in that little for so much pay. Should I call that under-rated? No!

I said shevy was overrated because when you say a player plays fire and then buy him for over 30 million pounds (not cedes) and all he does his complete the 11, then you can't justify what he's being paid for. 30 mill and a fat weekly wage is just too much.

Forget the fact that he's old, how many older players would sell at that price?

Dude is giving far much less than the dough and that I think is buying a player who eventually falls too short of expectation. Ballack came on free but he is overrated too. I can't say they have passed their peak, but now that they are earning like never before, they are playing for fun

Fabregas is not overrated and is starting with the same hype that was given to Raul Gonzalez. That Torres is not being attacked is simply bias. And whoever said that dutchman is overhyped, Van Persie is better than Reyes, don't even start. As for walcott, maybe you should study him for 3 more years, it's hard to say a youth is overrated especially when he hardly features.

And these people saying G.Ronaldo is overrated will also Ronaldinho and Kaka are overrated. No doubt we'll start hearing that Nazario is also overrated even though Real let him leave on the cheap.

Allah punish your keyboard

Muki,

Are you going nuts, How can Alhaji be your son

Oh dblock abi?

remains the best for now. Don't tell me you leave all your lines on the forum alone. Elsewhere some cats won't battle you without a CV, you need a link to show them your old rhymes, that's why you need a blog. If you;ll be posting lyrics anywhere online, you need a blog to replicate that. Websites can go down in a day, i mean it's like using a condom!

when i said nairaland contacts, i meant copy this link and send it to nairalanders on ur messenger list, can u do dat on ur phone? why not even connect ur phone to ur pc instead, dat should make browsing easier abi your phone battery no dey go down?

That girl is the type that'll hear that Jesus Christ was the Devil's son and then set her bible on fire

I need to know the kind of song you intend to write.

Ragga/hip hop rap/Rnb/Apala/Fuji/Juju/Afrobeat or what have you. You can't be writing all unless of course you are Wyclef Jean

The next tourney gotta be hot, I dey feel una o! Maybe guys should step up to another level - Audio Battle.

record your audio battle and upload to esnips or zshare or rapidshare then drop the lyrics so we can hear, I think that way people who are lyrically weak can make up for it in flowz.

@ Po.

Here's the line:

"God bless you working on a plan to Heaven
Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise
even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge"

and this other one from Time After time, one of their latest tracks:

"time after time, find i question my life
how i went wrong will it ever be right?
will i rise? will i fall? stand tall
continue asking, but i'm knowing only God knows

. . .

so now i'm headed to the chapel and i'm fin' to try marriage
it's goin' down yeah, yeah, but what do ya know?
who woulda knew that would make situations worse
and my curse, nothing i've tried seems to work
and i drop to my knees and I pray, yes I pray
and i wonder if i'll ever see a better day (i need a better day)
i've seen much in my time and i think it was too much for my eyes
the wickedness pulling me closer to failure everytime i think i'm rising, yeah
but you live and you learn and try to make better, gotta get control
then follow the Lord and who knows where you'll go, for sho'
i can see how i've been sinnin'
i'm asking the Lord for a little bit of forgiving, giving

"

You must be wondering, is this Gospel Rap? With these I hope u agree with me that BTNH are out of the question, they are not in the legion of snoop, nate dogg and dre

For me I respect people who love the ghetto or who identify with the projects, because i was born there and i still live there and i ain't leaving till i start making babies

@ Podeep.

I won't take your points one after another, i'll just summarize.

BTNH said dogsinatas, i kept beef with them for 3 GOOD years, then someday i sat down and thought of who Lucifer really was and is. Lucifer was the Archangel, he had a beautiful voice he sang for God. IOW. we can say he is the best Musician and the Origin of music. Music is spiritual, therefore it can always be evil if you want it to be.I didn't say there was nothing wrong with dogsinatas, i said i have nothing against them!

BTNH are heavy smokers of weed, we all know how much they love weed and sing about Mary J. Back to the issue of satan being God, have you ever heard of BTNH say satan is their God? Go get this line or just check my fave of their tracks: Crossroads. They said:

God is whom we praise
Even though the devil's all up in my face
And He keeping me safe . . .

Where they refering to Lucifer? See the lyrics to crossroads.

Maybe i need to reiterate that i'm not perfect but i know my stuffs, at least 90%

As for the bible. Boy, i was born on the pulpit, i was an evangelist, i'm a theologian, and I cannot twist the bible to favour me,though no matter what you do good or bad, you can twist the bible in your favour, even if you decide to kill someone because of their beautiful gfs!

If you have faith as little as mustard seeds, you will say to the mountain, MOVE!-Jesus
Behold I tell you that ye are gods. - Jesus
Jesus held peter, and he walked on water as well. He empowered his followers to heal the sick and raise the dead, he raised them above the level of mediocres. . .
There is a whole lot of difference between god and God and you need to take that serious. What about people who say there is no God? What do you have to say about that? Nas, Pac and Big never said God was inexistent, yet many of these scientists who invented so much strongly believe God does not exist! and pastor Craig uses these machines

See there is no other value of education better than objectivity. Treat everything with an open mind. I accept hip hop is not clean. I do not listen to anyhow music. Even Akon's new album has a track (I want to love you) but whenyou play it, you hear smth else?

By the way, who am I to conclude that BTNH are evil? I've seen luciferous people and they don't hit the top 1000 i know, Naija politicians are way more evil They live in a country with heavy penalty for criminal activities, why are they roaming the streets free? Is it because suge can get Tupac out of jail for $3m dollars?

Guy know what you listen to. There are tracks like "I just want to make love 2 you", "murder", "kill kill kill you", "I just want to f*ck u - no kissin n huggin, u got a husband who loves u. . .". The choice is yours.

Omo Alhaji, this is fun o

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Cool! now u can forward d link to ur NL contacts, then copy your lines to your blog or a word file on ur PC.

I want to live my next life backwards, You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then, You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish up dissolving into liquid! and back in2 a nozzle not dust!