A friend sent me this mail a while back and i love it.
Read and make your comment

THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR!!!!! (HA.HA.HA)
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he
Prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through,
so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make
a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mopthe kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able
to stay home all day.
Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."

Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
If you agree, send it to all your friends who would enjoy this?

I just did !

Oga PDF,

I'll be with you shortly, this guy needs to be checked

He thinks he can use our heads abi. We shall see.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=50686.msg1068792#msg1068792

Congrats! I can see u'r too excited that u decided to post this topic in three different boards (romance, jobs, career).

But could u please clarify these things:

Quote from: pcmecom on Yesterday at 10:36:11 PM
HELLO EVERYONE
I posted a job advert sometime last year and drop my phone number should in case anyone wants more info on the job,, well I recieved a lot of calls in the course of that week,but out of all the calls I recieved there was this female voice i heard on the phone,I just liked the voice and knew I wanted to see that person,It took a while before she agreed to see me because she was dating someone as of that time.

With which id (username) did u post the job advert last year? your profile says u joined this year.

Quote from: pcmecom on Yesterday at 10:36:11 PM
To cut the long story short I proposed to her on the 1st of April 2007 and she accepted, I am really happy.
Like I said I don't usually do this but i just can't hold it back,I want to say thank you nairaland and its owners,

On April 1, you proposed to your fiancee and 22 days later, u are on nairaland posting your picture and number asking for girls who are interested.

Everyone, see what this dude did some 4 days ago:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=9126.msg1060778#msg1060778

He said: "thats my picture,any girl who is interested can call me on 08033510729"

Can we now say that he has met his wife or that he has met a MAGA? I tire o

Seun,

Come see wetin you dey cause, 145 million nigerians and counting. . .

@ Razorr,

Count me in, I want to contest for da Governorship of Abuja (if there's any slot like that)


But seriously speaking, i guess Party forms cost about 5 million or 20 million naira, then registration and all that crap so just be ready to raise 30 mill for a start.

And PPP? nope, i'll prefer AAPPP so ours can be on top (in alphabetical order). Whatcha think?

Glad to see you are holding this down man, but you have to tell me what the world's most identical twins actually are!

Depending on how much cash you have, you can equally do most of the runs yourself. Go to RCI.com and view their resorts in S/A. Mind you you may have to pay as much as $900 for 7 nights. Vacations cost a lot of money you know.

The big (tiny) black sweet, wey get white lines. . . .

TEE-bAbA:

Me i prefer eba and rice mixed with akpu


sincerely keeps me going for two days


Appropriately>>>Bread does the Magic

@ Tee Baba

Are you a bricklayer??

@Kellorah,

They can think of something better and create jobs, if the govt does that for them, they'll take scamming to another level, with bribery and extreme sexual assaults.

It boils down to conscience you know.

aloibd:

i think d best and impossible way is to stop d internet of a thing

@ Rareman,

I'm not a clown, none of all the jokes here was written by me, i get them from friends all around the world and dump them in here. (copy and paste).

Thanks for the ,

Our Baba who art in Aso Rock Balogun of Owu is thy name. Thy handover shall soon come thy will has been done in Umaru and Goodluck. Leave us this May 29th, your departure date. Lead us not into anarchy. Forgive Turaki his disloyalty as we forgave your failed third term plot Deliver him from INEC hammer for Otta is thy destination, with all that is thine thy bag and thy baggage forever and ever just go ooo Amen

Join www.419eater.com and help waste scammers time. They already know it is not a profitable business but are still in it to see if some other magas will fall for it. Sadly magas are getting wiser by the day and are paying back in full force.

www.419eater.com is all about helping to stop scammers/419ers.

I said my congrats to him last december and i'm not repeating it.

I say a BIG SORRY to those who wasted their valuable time voting (esp. for someone else)

Next time, vote for the obvious not for the best man

I'm glad i didn't even register in the first place, but i'm a veery good citizen.

He should renegotiate his contract, Man U must cough out $200,000 per week or let him go to Real who are ready to rob the bank.

That makes his price tag at least #80 million pounds.

My area has no transformer so i have nothing to say about power supply, it doesn't even exist here

@ Muchbabe,

Christino and Muchbabe are fraudulent (every american knows that!)

Damn what a cute cultured baby ika got here

what's his name? ika7?

Boateng don warn una, una no listen, and why the referee dey dash my boys yellow cards like say tomorrow no dey?

Man U couldn't finish Boro, wetin go come happen @ chelsea?

This one go be sad season for Man U o, because if Chelsea win 2moro and then beat Man U again @ stamford bridge, they are ahead with 2 points be that and trust Mourinho, dat na the end. Sorry Fergie.

ikamefa:


thats my breakfast oh! true talk

Ah, I can bet you'd b snoring by 11:00am

Go to PC OUtlet (Palms) or shoprite @ lekki, they have loads of mac laptops for sale including pro.

I still don't know why my people like to cut corners. For over 3 years now, if you meet anyone in the chatrooms, tell them you are a Nigerian and 9 out of 10 will end the convo immediately. Will oprah's revelation surprise such? Hell nah.

Naija as a country is seen as fraudulent, from Owambe to dirty politics to Alams and what have you. Why cry foul now, i don't think Oprah did anything new.

Forget about Oprah and face the music. WE ARE FRAUDULENT!!!

ikamefa:

erm! amala ,with ewedu and gbegiri soup

Ika, breakfast not Lunch

Nna men, even yahoo yahoo na mathematics

You gets the money, i gets the brain.

You does the talking, i does the action.

The international communities already know we are apes, they tune in to naija news when their comedy programmes are done so they can see more.

Organization and planning zero, execution 100, how come, i no know. Na embezzlement and rigging skills we get. Any other, na counterfeit.

Even if they print the Ballot papers in Pakistan, we (and INEC) already know who the winner (not President) is

Severe waste of money. My area never get light for 30 days and dem dey waste billions on . . . thunder scatter una ballot boxes!

Fried Egg + Diced dodo + chilled water Only

Who be dat wey dey chop pap and robo man, it's been 10 years since i saw that german stone, i prefer kuli kuli 2 dat anyway.

Upon all d publicity, i think say na Bin Laden Pikin she go marry. PPPPTTTTIUUUUU!!!

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed
her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest
nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,
"Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his
hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father,
remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at
the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity!

I can't teach my wife to drive because she'll end up driving like me and i want her alive

I drive like my father

of course with a photocopied life. BRT Lanes can testify to that

A Tokunbo laptop is a used laptop while a refurbished one may not even have been used.

a laptop is refurbished if it is returned to the manufacturer (under warranty) an a new one issued to the owner. The laptop may have "slight" defects e.g. wrong lettering on the keyboard, wrong positioning of the usb slots, a scratch on the keypad, which are easily corrected by the manufacturer and resold at a huge discount.

Obviously refurbished laptops are way better than tokunbos and of course they look newer. some even hae the smell of "tear rubber/new odour" so the choice is yours.

Meanwhile I'll still advice that you still buy a plot of land and reserve some change for some risky business if you can.