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Jokes EtcThings Your Wife Doesn't Use.(an Excuse For Cheating On Her) by Christino(op): 12:19am On Dec 18, 2006
Dunno if i can call this a joke, but i'll go ahead.

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them, "

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ,

'"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
Jokes EtcRe: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 12:18am On Dec 18, 2006
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a
very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:

"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And he began:

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was
doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them, "

He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said ,

'"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 11:59pm On Dec 17, 2006
when Kris Okotie becomes d president grin
Music/RadioRe: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by Christino(m): 11:58pm On Dec 17, 2006
Don't love u no more - Craig David
Where dyou go - Fort Minor
Irreplaceable - Beyonce
Eyes of a Needle - F-six
How deep is your love - Bee Gees


(anyone got still waters by bee gees?)
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 10:57pm On Dec 17, 2006
Cos mine is worth a 2100 grin no way i'll sell for a 3310 shocked
GamingRe: What If Apple Decides To Make Their Own Game Console? by Christino(m): 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2006
Let's make do with Ayo Opon, Ludo and draft grin needs no chipping or DVDs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Premiership Results! by Christino(m): 10:55pm On Dec 17, 2006
Soccernet reported it as an Own goal
PoliticsRe: Yar'Adua: President In Waiting? by Christino(m): 10:16pm On Dec 17, 2006
Christino:
Nigeria is finally in trouble, for all I care, This is clearly IBB's work. I never knew Yar'Adua was in the race, and all of a sudden he won by a whooping margin, anyone suspects some foul play here?

I'm not questioning his integrity but IBB couldn't have stepped down just like that, im wondering. . . undecided

All the same, it's PDP's slot for the next 50 years no matter how harsh the president may be, i just hope Uncle Adua is not a figurehead grin
Hope ya'll understand now? Figureheads on the frontline chickens and pawns (I mean PDP primaries winners) grin

IBB is the president of this country and has been since 198X and will be till he dies, forget about all these chickens including OBJ shocked

As for that dude thinking the voting depends on Nigerians, i'm as sorry for you as I am for the country itself, I'm not registering neither am I voting, I voted for OBJ and i'm highly dissapointed embarassed Cos now I know votes don't count, there is no election in Nigeria, what we have is Selection who needs you to vote anyway? even if only 1 million voters were registered, 30 million votes will still be recorded - hope you understand? PDP dictates the pace, we all know that! I'm yet to see other parties' proceedings on our Major TV stations, it's been PDP, PDP and PDP others, chickens running for the compensation afterwards (hope you know losers are paid some compensation - that's others for you grin)

PDP - bring the basket, PDP share the money, PDP - Power to the Pope (sorry, president!) grin

Yea yea, i'm high grin grin grin will be in Syria, Iraq and Sudan where OBJ has not been in recent times!!! or better still, i'll send Yar'Adua there, or his VP who happens to be my P.A. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Premiership Highest Goal Scorer (who)? by Christino(m): 10:08pm On Dec 17, 2006
You noticed some players have just picked form? some will lose form too grin
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 9:45pm On Dec 17, 2006
Mimoh's down with a virus from me, i thot i told u dat.

Cool 2 hear ur phone's connecting now, sell that laptop of yours and buy a 3310 so you can play snake and dots. grin

May the spirit of Ubuntu be with you all this xmas and nu year.
PoliticsRe: Either Duke Or Utomi Will Succeed OBJ: Prophecy By Perez Oluyemi. by Christino(m): 8:36pm On Dec 17, 2006
Naija is not Isreal, God doesn't give a damn who rules, be it an Orang' or a Cobra.

I don't believe all those political prophecies cos the politicians themselves prophecy plenty with their manifestos, what do we get? absolute fulfillment of their bank progress. Rubbish! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Premiership Highest Goal Scorer (who)? by Christino(m): 8:33pm On Dec 17, 2006
Only on NL have I seen people willfully destroy player's reputation (not joking), After Obagol silenced critics, Drogba is still maintaining that he's the best attacking individual this season, haba undecided

Obagol is on form no doubt, but braces don't come everyday. Even Johnson is on goal holiday but i'm still ticking hungry henry to win that shit, he knows his way around it. Even when Shearer was there the coconut headed monster still came out tops. The highest guy has 10 right? Just 3 braces and he's back grin Trust me. He can get 3 against watford, 2 against sheffield and 4 against Boro, that's good enuf for him grin
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins: Worst Striker In Premiership? by Christino(m): 8:25pm On Dec 17, 2006
I'm impressed and freaking happy. Up Naija Up Roeder Up Obagol!.

I can't wait for Owen and Dyer to be fully fit, then Newcastle can tear premiership defences apart with the fastest attacking force in the world grin
PoliticsRe: Yar'Adua: President In Waiting? by Christino(m): 6:47pm On Dec 17, 2006
Nigeria is finally in trouble, for all I care, This is clearly IBB's work. I never knew Yar'Adua was in the race, and all of a sudden he won by a whooping margin, anyone suspects some foul play here?

I'm not questioning his integrity but IBB couldn't have stepped down just like that, im wondering. . . undecided

All the same, it's PDP's slot for the next 50 years no matter how harsh the president may be, i just hope Uncle Adua is not a figurehead grin
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 11:24pm On Dec 16, 2006
@Gbade,

Are those examples you mentioned by a group? I'm talking about group disses here, you saw how they attacked individuals stylishly?

As for the hype, i'm yet to see a more direct diss track than this, it's just too too personal and direct. talking about sleeping with someone's wife and killing their children. Obviously most individual diss tracks after this got their roots from this, and what was the result, we lost two of hip hop's bests. What more is there to a song?

The truth is the song lived up to the hype and materialized leaving people dead. Even an outlaw member was gunned down afterwards, some people say it had 2 do with Suge, but i won't rule out the possibility of the other way round. Since this track and their deaths, how many diss tracks have resulted in deaths either way? So face it.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2006
just replace the mess with Bleep - that's Seun auto converting text.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:27pm On Dec 16, 2006
THanks Guys,

Muki, thanks for that jare, 3 threads shouldn't hurt Seun's server.

@ all,
Since it's not a one on one tourney i was expecting something like the hit em up format like I said: to those who understand the rules, it makes it easier for us to compare and contrast, others give us extra workload.

Thanks y'all 4 keeping it live.

The mother of diss tracks:
"Hit 'Em Up"

[Tupac]

I ain't got no mutha fuckin friends
Thats why I bleeped your bitch
You fat mutha-fucka {Take Money}
West Side
Bad Boy Killers {Take Money}
You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to {Take Money}
(ha ha, that's alright)

First off, mess your bitch
And the click you claim
West side when we ride
Come equipped with game
You claim to be a playa
But, I bleeped your wife
We bust on Bad Boys
niggas mess for Life
Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak
Hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia
Some mark ass bitches
We keep on coming
While we running for yah jewels
Steady gunning
Keep on busting at them fools
You know the rules
Little Ceasar go ask you homie
How i'll leave yah
Cut your young ass up
See yah in pieces
Now be deceased
Little Kim,
Don't mess around with real G's
Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets
So mess peace
I'll let them niggas know
It's on for Life
Don't let the west side
Ride the night (ha ha)
Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill
mess with me
And get your caps peeled
You know, See

[Chorus]

Grab your glocks when you see 2pac
Call the cops when you see 2pac, Uhh
Who shot me,
But, your punks didn't finish
Now, you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up

Check this out
You mutha-fuckas know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even on this track
Y'all niggas ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my little homies
Ride on yah
bitch made ass Bad Boys bitches
{ahh yo, yo, hold the mess up}

Outlaw1:
Get out the way yo
Get out the way yo
Biggie Smalls just got dropped
Little move pa*s the mac
And let me hit 'em in his back
Frank White needs to get spanked right
For setting up traps
Little accident murderers
And I ain't never heard of yah
Poise less gats attack when I'm serving yah
Spank the shank
Your whole style when I gank
Guard your rank
Cause I'm a slam your ass in a pang
Puffy weaker than a fuckin' block
I'm running through nigga
And I'm smoking Junior Mafia
In front of yah nigga
With the ready power
Tucked in my Guess
Under my Eddie Bower
Your clout petty sour
I push packages ever hour
I hit 'em up

[Chorus]

Grab your glocks when you see 2pac
Call the cops when you see 2pac, Uhh
Who shot me,
But, your punks didn't finish
Now, you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, We hit 'em up

Pac;
Peep how we do it
Keep it real
Its penitentiary steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
All you niggas getting killed
With your mouths open
Tryin' to come up off of me
You and the clouds hoping
Smoking dope
It's like a Shermine
niggas think they learned to fly
But they burn mutha-fucka you deserve to die
Talking about you Getting Money
But its funny to me
All you niggas living bummy
While you fucking with me?
I'm a self made Millionaire
Thug livin', out of prison
Pistols in the Air {Air} (Ha Ha)
Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch
And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house
Now its all about versace
You copied my style
Five shots couldn't drop me
I took it and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my A-K
I'm still the thug that you love to hate
Mutha-fucka I'll Hit 'Em Up

Outlaw3;
I'm from N E W Jers.
Where plenty of murder occurs
No points to come
We bring drama to all you herds
Now go check the scenerio
Little Ceas'
I'll bring you fake G's to yah knees
Copin' pleas with these
Little Kim is yah
Coked up or doped up
Get your little Junior Whopper click smoked up
What the mess?
Is you stupid?
I take money,
crash and mash through Brooklyn
With my click looting, shooting, and polluting your block
With fifteen shot,
Cocked glock to your knot
Outlaw Mafia click moving up another notch
And your Pop stars popped and get dropped and mopped
And all your fake ass east coast props
Brainstormed and locked

Outlaw4
You'se a beat biter
Pac style taker
I'll tell you to face, you ain't nothing shit but a faker
So fill the Alize with a chaser
'bout to get murdered for the paper
E.d.i I mean post the scene of the caper
Like a loc, with little Ceas' in a choke (uhh)
Toting smoke, we ain't no mutha-fuckin' joke
Thug Life, niggas better be known
Be approaching
In the wide open, gun smoking
No need for hoping
It's a battle lost
I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is bopping off
nigga, I hit 'em up


Pac;
Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run (ha ha)
They don't want to see us
Whole Junior Mafia click
Dressing up to be us
How the mess they going to be the Mob?
When we always on out job
We millionaire's
Killing ain't fair
But somebody got to do it

Oh yah Mobb Deep (uhh)
You want to mess with us
You Little young ass mutha-fuckas
Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something
You fucking with me, nigga ?
You mess around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the mess up
Before you get smacked the mess up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it,
Bring it.
But we ain't singing,
We bringing drama
mess you and your mother fucking mama.
We going to kill all you mother fuckers.
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie.
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fuckin opinion
Well this is how we gon' do this:
mess Mobb Deep,
mess Biggie,
mess Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fuckin crew.
And if you want to be down with Bad Boy,
Then mess you too.
Chino XL, mess you too.
All you mother fuckers,
mess you too.
(take money, take money)
All of y'all mother fuckers,
mess you, die slow mother fucker.
My fo' fo' (.44 magnum) make sure all yo' kids don't grow.
You mother fuckers can't be us or see us.
We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders.
West Side till' we die.
Out here in California, nigga
We warned ya'
We'll bomb on you mother fuckers.
We do our job.
You think you the mob, nigga, we the mother fuckin' mob
Ain't nuttin' but killers
And the real niggas, all you mother fuckers feel us.
Our shit goes triple and four quadruple
You niggas laugh because our staff got guns under they mother fuckin' belts
You know how it is and we drop records they felt
You niggas can't feel it
We the realist
mess 'em.
We Bad Boy killas.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 3:57pm On Dec 16, 2006
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=24438.msg763186#msg763186 date=1166278963]@Menike and Hoodloyalz
Pint 3(Menike's Agony, )
Fool u be rolling with the THE INC?
Nigga them fools be on the brink
your ships bout to sink
Dont know how u think
niggas going to buy your stink
ass records or rhymes
when niggas don see what u made of
and its Pink
Yep pussie,
Nigga your shit reeks
Fool the Mataduhs ball errday,
our bitches wear mink
they be real chic
we still count our paper err day
like 'CHINK CHINK'
You fools better get your weight up,you f*cking geeks
Cause i can keep rhyming like this for weeks
u lucky its not a soccer tourney cause we would win this for keeps
You'all should go switch your tune,maybe start to sing
Like that pop band Blink 187
or else w'll do a 187 on you,make u vanish in a blink
Now lets play a lil word association,make u niggas think
Since the Mataduhs are so fly n Flashy
we rock Gold,titanium and platinum chains and rings
O.K,
and since ma niggas in the hoodloyalz be so broke and ashy
they be rocking rusty metals like what?, DUH ZINC, ha ha
Menike ma Nigga
how u figure or think
hoodloyalz gon win this
with those whack ass lyrics u kick
maybe wit a nod and a wink?
Nigga better go see a shrink
Cause u's the F*cking weakest Link
F*kers

Peace Tianshie, thats ma shit straight Freestyling, nonstop
[/quote]@kaydee,

obviously folks didnt bother 2 read the rules. What do we do, merge them on our own.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 3:15pm On Dec 16, 2006
magneto:
@ them A[/b]ss [b]K[/b]issa[b]z

R.I.P.  g-string.x(tra large), boggy worm, 100 bra's, n green-eyed seed!!



magneto always steady on point like an ice pick//
only time i'm slippin musta been on an ice rink//    1
trying to step to Da Sniperz with some lame ass isht//
couple hollow tipz headed straight for your top lip//  2
in this here rap tourney my crew's still the illest//
we remain on top like the white in the guiness//    3
y'all fools couldn't spit tight with a noose round your neck//
i'ma piss on all your flows like a pregnancy test//  4
fcukin wannabe Ak[b]z[/b], Snakey got them real Ak[b]s[/b]//
u'll get hit to the ground, all the while screaming "mayday!"//  5
this 4-man gay team, claimin afro kings?. . . well, hey!//
guess what, me n my homies got your much needed hair spray//  6
zap!zap!, a zillion pellets zipping right through your hair space//
turning your muthafcukin black scalp into ashtrays//  7
your crew better than my crew??. . . duh, NEVER!//
y'all punks is fcukin lightweights just like a feather//  8
come close n u will get cut like a movie//
then tied up with less clothes on than a groupie//  9
y'all can keep running your lip, nigga that don't prick me//
i'll squeeze a pump, and put holes in your jaw like 50//  10
fo real, y'all really don't want no beef with we//
because we'll light your asses up like a christmas tree//     11
the thot of battling Da Sniperz got your bowels all shook//
the hardest thing u possibly can do is gimme that look//   12
talking much'll only make my fists restructure your mandibles//
lyrikal shots to your dome got your top dropped like convertibles//   13
this Sniper's a viper, got more flame than a lighter//
jab burning torches to your eyeballs, now your vision got brighter//   14
i lyrikally dismember y'all faster than a samurai's sword//
closest u been to a punch[i]line[/i] is getting serially mugged in your own ward//(think)  15
u lil wanksters, i see through your weak plans like contact lenses//
we tower over your camp like maximum security fences//  16
y'all against us is like nerds versus bouncers//
our punches be weighing in tons, urs is ounces//   17
outcome of this battle is a non-issue like PDP primaries//
Da Sniperz be da ruling clique, so we winning by wide margins//  18
better play your position and don't try to cross boundaries//
else u'll get taken to the cleaners like dirty laundry//  19
i'm exposing your wackness like that thong does your buttcheeks//
with them short arms extended, how the Bleep u gon' touch this//  20
negroe please!!! our isht erode your mentals(metals) like acid rain//
at the top, Da Sniperz stay permanent like carpet stains//  21
y'all Akz been officially murdered n thats a fact//
e yo! naijafan , c'mon help me bring that hook back//   22



LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!!!
hoodboi:
@ tianshie nd d metafuks
hook
is that a goat
no i think it's a vulture
eww it's a overgrown orangotan

verse

here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches
hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches
i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship
who this son a bitch dissin on
eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry
I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda
ya'll bitches bow to me like budha
no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face
u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace
when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face
i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get
u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed
your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips
that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter
your throat turned bitter
your eyes start 2 glimmer
you've been kilt but not forgoten
u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted
defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted
make u niggaz fall down nd die wit fear
nd bleed u till u drown in tears
don't mess wit hoodboi i be d greatest
my rhymes made every other mcee quit d contest

hook

he jst told ya'll d fact rite dere
he d greatest

check my rap it sounds melodic
to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic
d whole metafucks is fagots
for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k
u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck
it's grown men dropin hits in here
so here's a penny take a walk
go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops
look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi
take it or leave yu jst been ethered

hook

all dese niggaz b tryin hoodboi
don't dey know dey askin for doom
not enough space in this town get out niggaz deres no room
Sid Green:
first off i want to say that was a tight verse from Magneto
i didnt really come up with much and i aint heard from 100bars yet prolly still dosent have internet back up but immo holla at him today and see wassup

Liquid Metal~i flow hard~like molten steel bars[think]
sniperz get drowned in their weak flow with no life guard
coming to your rescue~against your whole crew~i do like iyabasira rice
have the audience addicted~while i run the shit~like toilet visit at[b] night[/b]
put this fan of naija in a "Failed State" like his role model lipsrsealed
defilbrators couldnt revive you~lying more stiff than a sango idol or castro's statue~at these lyrikal snipers i take a swipe
my flow is precise~slice~twice~as nice~as a double edged knife
cut short your life~have these nikkaz trying to hide
on rooftops to snipe~but let out one shot and do like "runaway" bride
been runing they mouth~but on D-day they are nowhere to be[i] seen[/i]
whispering~undercover "who's going to challenege Sid Green?"
like God said in genesis my sid[seed] would crush the head of the[b] snake[/b]
been winning since the beginning~you aint got flow just like a[b] lake[/b]
crowned an Afro king~ trying to imitate Magneto gets himself a helmet
i spray~like the name of my team~AK~so you rookie snipers don't test

---------------------HOOK---------------------
armed with an AK my team raise the roof
leave them snipers~with more head shots that proof
Gbade X, 100bars, Boggie1 and Sid Green don't test us
or i draw a map on your chest with bullets "make you for nor lost"
-------------------------------------------------

"i dey kampe"~holding onto the top spot like Baba and them PDP
don't believe tu face~i make "things happen" like the streets of LAG
Magneto thought he was fly so he hit the air but got pulled back down
crash landed like a bellview plane~to the metal bars i drop underground
like blue band~in a hot pan~i melt this "yellow bellied" nikka[think]
still wont flow hot~you get congealed fast by the harmattan weather
i make you see red like EFFC~take to the hills[heels] like mountain climbers
in this battle i wreck more havoc than MASSOB in onitsha
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=24438.msg763158#msg763158 date=1166277904]@Menike and Hoodloyalz

A BLOODBATH IN 3 PINTS
Pint 1 (who we are, )
You all need to bow down to the mataduhs
we megadons comin at ya like megatron
u fools are whack, f*cking vagabonds
Niggaz we badasses, like decepticons
Tianshie still be the king,u fools shoulda never thrown
your weak ass lyrics at us,our shit too tight u can never clone
we the big bosses on the throne,u just like lil dogs pickin up bones
we do the hiring up in here u chumps
still do the firing up in here like Trump
and y'll are our apprentice
might leave y'll needing a dentist
Tryna step to us with your weak lyrics
is like being in a gunfight with no ammo
Tryna fight in the jungle with no cammo
y'll shootin blanks like an archer wit no arrows
or a surgeon attempting a transplant
with no matching bone marrow, ha ha
Me am paddy_lo
u niggas are quite shallow
kind of like your brains been left too fallow
and like james bond double o
watch us never die like tomorrow
Pint 2(Your Bitches and You Bitches, ha ha)
My style fake fools can't attempt
am real u niggas should better go repent
tess me,and am a come out without a dent
y'll are tryin too hard,breathe easy,
u might need heart stents
to unclog your arteries,
maybe get some batteries
to boost up your vent
Cause we are not feeling that,and like overdrawn accounts
Quite frankly,y'll look spent,
Even your bitch agrees that we distinguished gents
She never seen this much royalty before in her presence
Cause we build our Mansions in Mayfair
While y'll still rent
in old Kent.ha ha (Monopoly, British version)
Fools we forever balling till we rest
F*ck u annoyin pests
Ask your bitch about the sex
we had in ma benz, or maybe ma lex
F*cked that bitch so good
she followed me everywhere i went
Peep what ma man Tianshie said,
TIANSHIE:"Yo paddy what she do to try to keep you?
she try to buy you another benz?"
MY REPLY: "Nah homie that bitch was broke and bent
can't even pay her rent"
But i digress
See she and the hoodloyalz were meant
for each other
they probably still rolling together
even after i spread her legs
wide open like a tent
Cause she said she don't like her mens
Yep she did try all of u,still said i was the best
Said Menike was a one minute man,always wanted to rest
Hoodboi was a big mess(gay),
cause he's way deep in the closet
(Poor Child)still yet to confess
and said Jduck was eager to use tongue,cause he sucks
but tiny di*ck, nevertheless
said you'all pussies,too soft like les
while am the big dog,yes u can call me the pres
Never watch what i says
step to me if u want to tess
Ma lyrics too hot,u all scoping me out wit a lenz
You all are quite advised,to sit back like them italians
and play defense (Italian Soccer)
Cause we killing you lyrically,yes its a bloodbath
Pushing y'll off the fence
See your brains are all clogged and slow
y'll rhyme a lil too dense
Try to switch up your flow
Nigga no need for pretence
You know our shit is up to date and fresh
While yours is Past tense
out of step and sequence,
[/quote]
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 8:29am On Dec 16, 2006
Jduck13:
@ Paddy Ho and his whack crew

U Got Mo dots on u den a giraffe
take aim and spit more lines den a graph
Hold ya ears c yea u feel my wrath
Who won? now lets all do da math
I'm a algebric eqaution hes kindergarten addition
dese people is hatin tryin to take up on my mission
Dese people wishin dey could defeat
this man in adolescence that aint never been beat
I leave a hole in ya heart an evalastin impression
And i have u people fallin like da stocks in da depression
every thing I spit u know I spit literally
because B u know I got more cheese then freakin Italy
I undastand why u talkin why u be hatin me
because U know I got more dough then a bakery
and i Cant be fakin man I  gotta spit real
got more Ice on my neck den in ya grill
and im so real im so ill wit a gun* hear gun cock in back ground*
I Got 99 problems but this Bit$$ aint one
* here gun shots*


yea My first shot took I believe it was a hit Lyrical Assasain Baby no one can do it betta

I decided to spit first
no need to rehaerse
I aint like paddy ho preparin
I jus come fresh wit da $hit I'm wearin
Da Snake:
@ Gbade X

Yo Yo I'm on da mic to spit
ruff u had enough
U who i going to get
aint gotta bluff
I'm tough
I'm strong
im long
and i b getin sexy ladies all da time in dey thngs
I pull a gat and blaze and blow
and call me father nature because I be makin it snow
gettin hoes
man my heart stay froze
don't care bought dese bi***es jus want to take off dey clothes
Yea I care bought dese bi***es like I care about U
I don't give a Fu** bought u or ya crew
whats a g to do
except kill and leave da mic sanguinaried
ive been rappin da game up and da mic yea its been carried
like a baby cradled and rocked
and u people stopped when Da snake got hot
well enough my keyboards quit
can't type no faster or itll jus split

no offense to no ladies its jus a ryme i really respect ladies
tianshie:
[b]     Blast Off From Canavero

                                (Tha King Returns wit pandorra's box)

@Menkike & tha hoodloyal fakers

It's goin down like javelins you bet it's hurtin competition
everybody get tha picture when they scannin my diction
I'm Chaka Zulu wit a burnin spear scorch you to ashes
seal you in an urn,I peed in it,now flip you into ganges
you're like an ostritch when I blaze tha heat ----
gettin a facial deep in pu*ssy you can't handle it ---- too scared to spit
I kicks it harder than John tha baptist and groovy babies
wiser than sages   make a nun blow me like Miles Davies!
I make it blast like hiroshima while you fryin in tha aftermath
stagger to tha mic  spit some blood  you're dead after that
can't step to me I'm hot bricks burn tha sole off your cold feet
catch a heart attack off tha grease of tha phat rhymes that I spit
and when I kick a whack rhyme it's your lyrics on a soccer ball
if you ever beat me it's in a dream you won't be waking from
can't mess wit MATADUHZ me and P too much heat for y'all
melt you wit a METAFUH like 'BANG a pyromanic doll'
menike you tryin to best me is like a lame try'na triple jump
or JUMBO tryin to BUNGEE jump  Bleep it is you dumb or what?
tha only thing you kickin is tha bucket when I grab tha mic
choke you wit my lines  tie tha cord  round your bruisin neck
spit more barz than a dinosaur cage  tear a page
out of tha verdic scriptures  eat it  and sh*t it on stage
I'm tha rage  bow down or get swept by this lyrical orgy
hoodloyals couldn't bite these  if they was CLIFFORD ORJI.

                             Hook
We takin off from cape canavero rockin your stereo
you either spacewalk wit us or let our blast burn terror
we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle
hoodloyals just our launchpad  we kilt those gay*gots[/b]
gbade, ex please, 'because i'm 'bout to get yo crew disbanded
i'll put tha Akz in da WOOD like they was fcukin ENCHANTED

yo sid green, i see you feel like a rap lord
you gotta split your fakeass throne like u's a fcukin coward
i see you so BROKE you can't even PAY attention
my lines be MEASURIN' in a whole new DIMENSION
the SHIT that i spit be sendin' you to the RESTROOM
can't be explain'd, peeps think you high on mushrooms
tick tick tock, its countdown to mass murder
call it what u want, but you wont be here after da slaughter
magneto wit da rifle, gon' to pull tha slugs in y'all
while me n snake be KICKIN' like you was fcukin FOOTBALLS.

@gbade.x
the first one was just introductory yarns. . . or at least, it didnt get picked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Christino(m): 12:12am On Dec 16, 2006
Ex-players are hard to deal with.

Campbell playing against Arsenal for the first time since leaving, is most likely to score against Arsenal.

Kanu is not only an explayer, he's on form and is as sure as hell to score.

Needless to say, I don't think either team will end the game with a clean sheet.
Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by Christino(m): 12:03am On Dec 16, 2006
Rotten.com

Jokes EtcRe: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by Christino(m): 12:00am On Dec 16, 2006
Yahoo! Yahoo!! till i die.

Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 11:22pm On Dec 15, 2006
@ Gbade.x

yea, you spit twice. Where's the rest of your crew, it's about time for the next fixture.

@ Sniperz

Where's the rest of your crew?

Time's almost up, less than one hour.
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2006
@ Lexi,

Me too, I never hear of Blaise, but from all the hype, i think i'm ready to hear her now, i just hope she's really original unlike others.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2006
@ Paddy,

You drop your tracks twice (2 different ones). Wait for the other group to drop theirs so you can pick out their errors and capitalize on them in your last track. That alone will help the judges a lot.

If they throw darts @ you and you can't defend or attack those, then it will pass as point for them.

Meanwhile you can drop your tracks with the group leader, it's up to him/her to split it.

THe rules governing lenght of bars for this tourney: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-24438.0.html#msg623127
(on the first page)

Alternatively, i'll reproduce them here:

And when it's time for the tournament, the track name should come first before the lines. Chorus should be included.
Name of Track: "Project Wannabes"
Then the lines, Min 10, max 25 lines per group member. Max: 90 lines for all verses (including interludes). Max 8 lines for Chorus.
Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation.
TIME - stick by your schedule (GMT Timing), and do your opponent a favour, quote their lines so they can't return to edit it, the judges will do that also.
Entries must be submitted on or before the 13th of December. Fixtures will be released on the 15th and the Tourney kicks off on the 16th.
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2006
[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=24438.msg761390#msg761390 date=1166194572]directed to Snakey:


MURDA AT 23:00

<Hook>

Akz coming, we bust this lyrical Sniperz with no rifles/
our flow's dynamic, while your's is static like menstrual cycles/
the way we slay mcs, call us the lyrical hitmen/
we make so hits, we leave your units in sh*t mayne!/
------------------------------------------------------------------
Now my tongues a livin' volcano, so when i pick mics i drop~flames/
and killing these wack cats shows i've got~game/
see, i bring payback in small packages like minimum wages/
i'ma leave Da Snake 6 feet, yet he still ain't underground like Hades!/
i drop lyrics hot like faeces fresh out the anus/
in they hearts, these wack cats are fans but they claimin' ta hate us/
your wackness does the footwork, while your mouth does the runnin'/
fill u with so much BARZ of lead, i'ma have 100 gunnin'/
u musta had grenades strapped to your pride, because your egos all blown up/
hold up, u had the mic for a season, nikka so what?/
battling me is like the Plantashun Boiz split/
i make u lose FACE, redesign ya facial structures so u won't get it in a fix/


<Hook>

Akz coming, we bust this lyrical Sniperz with no rifles/
our flow's dynamic, while your's is static like menstrual cycles/
the way we slay mcs, call us the lyrical hitmen/
we make so hits, we leave your units in sh*t mayne!/
------------------------------------------------------------------


I'm an Ak, meaning i rip u a new hole when ya anus is tired of emittin' weak ish/
flow's intrinsic// watch this nigga crumble like stale bizkits/
even if ya strapped Bibles to ya mouth, u still can't spit~ a~ verse/
if wackness was a blessing, then us lame spits seek~ a~ curse!/
gbade on course// flip more verses than a manuscript/
bringin' in some brand~new~ish/
flow's tight and punches connecting like barbed wire fences/
the only time Snakey flows is when he's had is monthly menses/
you could put your hands on a Bible, but my verses you can't handle/
even if u put your sh*t on wax, it still gon' melt like a candle/
i'm illness in the definition and that's the bidness/
you can only use ma ill spits against me, because that's ma only weakness!!/[/quote]
Rap BattlesRe: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 6:15am On Dec 15, 2006
WHERE dem contestants are? time is ticking away . . . .
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 12:49am On Dec 15, 2006
For all who need a reference, here you are. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Drogba: I'm Better Than Thiery Henry by Christino(m): 12:25am On Dec 15, 2006
What are you insinuating, are you saying he is the founder of Drollywood? Fillipo Inzaghi nko? Inzollywood. grin
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 9:12pm On Dec 14, 2006
I've asked myself that questions a number of times, but i've come to realise she's just like Wyclef --> Jack of all trade. From Rap to Fuji to Hardcore to Afrobeat, just name it, she's up and doing. She raps real good.
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2006
Haven't heard Blaise, but Bouqoui is mos def the hottest i've heard in recent times.

But don't mess with Weird MC, she's a female rap pioneer and if she hadn't stood up back then I wonder how many female rappers we'd have around today.

Check out our female rap artistes, it's either Queen Pen style, Queen Latifah, Rasheeda, Lil Kim or Eve or even Missy E, but who does Weird MC rap like? Most def on her own, and that's a naija rap legend as far as i'm concerned even before them Eedris and Co. Knew her since the days of Cashman Davies.

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