Jokes Etc › Things Your Wife Doesn't Use.(an Excuse For Cheating On Her) by Christino(op): 12:19am On Dec 18, 2006 |
Dunno if i can call this a joke, but i'll go ahead.
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them, " He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said , '"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' |
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by Christino(op): 12:18am On Dec 18, 2006 |
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And he replied:
"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them, " He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said , '"Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' |
Computers › Re: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 11:59pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
when Kris Okotie becomes d president  |
Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by Christino(m): 11:58pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Don't love u no more - Craig David Where dyou go - Fort Minor Irreplaceable - Beyonce Eyes of a Needle - F-six How deep is your love - Bee Gees
(anyone got still waters by bee gees?) |
Computers › Re: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 10:57pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Cos mine is worth a 2100  no way i'll sell for a 3310  |
Gaming › Re: What If Apple Decides To Make Their Own Game Console? by Christino(m): 10:56pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Let's make do with Ayo Opon, Ludo and draft  needs no chipping or DVDs |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premiership Results! by Christino(m): 10:55pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Soccernet reported it as an Own goal |
Politics › Re: Yar'Adua: President In Waiting? by Christino(m): 10:16pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Christino: Nigeria is finally in trouble, for all I care, This is clearly IBB's work. I never knew Yar'Adua was in the race, and all of a sudden he won by a whooping margin, anyone suspects some foul play here?
I'm not questioning his integrity but IBB couldn't have stepped down just like that, im wondering. . . 
All the same, it's PDP's slot for the next 50 years no matter how harsh the president may be, i just hope Uncle Adua is not a figurehead  Hope ya'll understand now? Figureheads on the frontline chickens and pawns (I mean PDP primaries winners)  IBB is the president of this country and has been since 198X and will be till he dies, forget about all these chickens including OBJ  As for that dude thinking the voting depends on Nigerians, i'm as sorry for you as I am for the country itself, I'm not registering neither am I voting, I voted for OBJ and i'm highly dissapointed  Cos now I know votes don't count, there is no election in Nigeria, what we have is Selection who needs you to vote anyway? even if only 1 million voters were registered, 30 million votes will still be recorded - hope you understand? PDP dictates the pace, we all know that! I'm yet to see other parties' proceedings on our Major TV stations, it's been PDP, PDP and PDP others, chickens running for the compensation afterwards (hope you know losers are paid some compensation - that's others for you  ) PDP - bring the basket, PDP share the money, PDP - Power to the Pope (sorry, president!)  Yea yea, i'm high  will be in Syria, Iraq and Sudan where OBJ has not been in recent times!!! or better still, i'll send Yar'Adua there, or his VP who happens to be my P.A.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premiership Highest Goal Scorer (who)? by Christino(m): 10:08pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
You noticed some players have just picked form? some will lose form too  |
Computers › Re: Ubuntu Linux by Christino(m): 9:45pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Mimoh's down with a virus from me, i thot i told u dat. Cool 2 hear ur phone's connecting now, sell that laptop of yours and buy a 3310 so you can play snake and dots.  May the spirit of Ubuntu be with you all this xmas and nu year. |
Politics › Re: Either Duke Or Utomi Will Succeed OBJ: Prophecy By Perez Oluyemi. by Christino(m): 8:36pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Naija is not Isreal, God doesn't give a damn who rules, be it an Orang' or a Cobra. I don't believe all those political prophecies cos the politicians themselves prophecy plenty with their manifestos, what do we get? absolute fulfillment of their bank progress. Rubbish!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Premiership Highest Goal Scorer (who)? by Christino(m): 8:33pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Only on NL have I seen people willfully destroy player's reputation (not joking), After Obagol silenced critics, Drogba is still maintaining that he's the best attacking individual this season, haba  Obagol is on form no doubt, but braces don't come everyday. Even Johnson is on goal holiday but i'm still ticking hungry henry to win that shit, he knows his way around it. Even when Shearer was there the coconut headed monster still came out tops. The highest guy has 10 right? Just 3 braces and he's back  Trust me. He can get 3 against watford, 2 against sheffield and 4 against Boro, that's good enuf for him  |
Sports › Re: Obafemi Martins: Worst Striker In Premiership? by Christino(m): 8:25pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
I'm impressed and freaking happy. Up Naija Up Roeder Up Obagol!. I can't wait for Owen and Dyer to be fully fit, then Newcastle can tear premiership defences apart with the fastest attacking force in the world  |
Politics › Re: Yar'Adua: President In Waiting? by Christino(m): 6:47pm On Dec 17, 2006 |
Nigeria is finally in trouble, for all I care, This is clearly IBB's work. I never knew Yar'Adua was in the race, and all of a sudden he won by a whooping margin, anyone suspects some foul play here? I'm not questioning his integrity but IBB couldn't have stepped down just like that, im wondering. . .  All the same, it's PDP's slot for the next 50 years no matter how harsh the president may be, i just hope Uncle Adua is not a figurehead  |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 11:24pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
@Gbade,
Are those examples you mentioned by a group? I'm talking about group disses here, you saw how they attacked individuals stylishly?
As for the hype, i'm yet to see a more direct diss track than this, it's just too too personal and direct. talking about sleeping with someone's wife and killing their children. Obviously most individual diss tracks after this got their roots from this, and what was the result, we lost two of hip hop's bests. What more is there to a song?
The truth is the song lived up to the hype and materialized leaving people dead. Even an outlaw member was gunned down afterwards, some people say it had 2 do with Suge, but i won't rule out the possibility of the other way round. Since this track and their deaths, how many diss tracks have resulted in deaths either way? So face it. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
just replace the mess with Bleep - that's Seun auto converting text. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 9:27pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
THanks Guys, Muki, thanks for that jare, 3 threads shouldn't hurt Seun's server. @ all, Since it's not a one on one tourney i was expecting something like the hit em up format like I said: to those who understand the rules, it makes it easier for us to compare and contrast, others give us extra workload. Thanks y'all 4 keeping it live. The mother of diss tracks: "Hit 'Em Up"
[Tupac]
I ain't got no mutha fuckin friends Thats why I bleeped your bitch You fat mutha-fucka {Take Money} West Side Bad Boy Killers {Take Money} You know who the realist is niggas we bring it to {Take Money} (ha ha, that's alright)
First off, mess your bitch And the click you claim West side when we ride Come equipped with game You claim to be a playa But, I bleeped your wife We bust on Bad Boys niggas mess for Life Plus Puffy tryin' to see me weak Hearts I rip Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia Some mark ass bitches We keep on coming While we running for yah jewels Steady gunning Keep on busting at them fools You know the rules Little Ceasar go ask you homie How i'll leave yah Cut your young ass up See yah in pieces Now be deceased Little Kim, Don't mess around with real G's Quick to snatch your ugly ass, off the streets So mess peace I'll let them niggas know It's on for Life Don't let the west side Ride the night (ha ha) Bad Boys murdered on Wax and kill mess with me And get your caps peeled You know, See
[Chorus]
Grab your glocks when you see 2pac Call the cops when you see 2pac, Uhh Who shot me, But, your punks didn't finish Now, you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace nigga, I hit 'em up
Check this out You mutha-fuckas know what time it is I don't know why I'm even on this track Y'all niggas ain't even on my level I'm going to let my little homies Ride on yah bitch made ass Bad Boys bitches {ahh yo, yo, hold the mess up}
Outlaw1: Get out the way yo Get out the way yo Biggie Smalls just got dropped Little move pa*s the mac And let me hit 'em in his back Frank White needs to get spanked right For setting up traps Little accident murderers And I ain't never heard of yah Poise less gats attack when I'm serving yah Spank the shank Your whole style when I gank Guard your rank Cause I'm a slam your ass in a pang Puffy weaker than a fuckin' block I'm running through nigga And I'm smoking Junior Mafia In front of yah nigga With the ready power Tucked in my Guess Under my Eddie Bower Your clout petty sour I push packages ever hour I hit 'em up
[Chorus]
Grab your glocks when you see 2pac Call the cops when you see 2pac, Uhh Who shot me, But, your punks didn't finish Now, you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace nigga, We hit 'em up
Pac; Peep how we do it Keep it real Its penitentiary steel This ain't no freestyle battle All you niggas getting killed With your mouths open Tryin' to come up off of me You and the clouds hoping Smoking dope It's like a Shermine niggas think they learned to fly But they burn mutha-fucka you deserve to die Talking about you Getting Money But its funny to me All you niggas living bummy While you fucking with me? I'm a self made Millionaire Thug livin', out of prison Pistols in the Air {Air} (Ha Ha) Biggie remember when I use to let you sleep on the couch And beg the bitch to let you sleep in the house Now its all about versace You copied my style Five shots couldn't drop me I took it and smiled Now I'm back to set the record straight With my A-K I'm still the thug that you love to hate Mutha-fucka I'll Hit 'Em Up
Outlaw3; I'm from N E W Jers. Where plenty of murder occurs No points to come We bring drama to all you herds Now go check the scenerio Little Ceas' I'll bring you fake G's to yah knees Copin' pleas with these Little Kim is yah Coked up or doped up Get your little Junior Whopper click smoked up What the mess? Is you stupid? I take money, crash and mash through Brooklyn With my click looting, shooting, and polluting your block With fifteen shot, Cocked glock to your knot Outlaw Mafia click moving up another notch And your Pop stars popped and get dropped and mopped And all your fake ass east coast props Brainstormed and locked
Outlaw4 You'se a beat biter Pac style taker I'll tell you to face, you ain't nothing shit but a faker So fill the Alize with a chaser 'bout to get murdered for the paper E.d.i I mean post the scene of the caper Like a loc, with little Ceas' in a choke (uhh) Toting smoke, we ain't no mutha-fuckin' joke Thug Life, niggas better be known Be approaching In the wide open, gun smoking No need for hoping It's a battle lost I gottem crossed as soon as the funk is bopping off nigga, I hit 'em up
Pac; Now you tell me who won I see them, they run (ha ha) They don't want to see us Whole Junior Mafia click Dressing up to be us How the mess they going to be the Mob? When we always on out job We millionaire's Killing ain't fair But somebody got to do it
Oh yah Mobb Deep (uhh) You want to mess with us You Little young ass mutha-fuckas Don't one of you niggas got sickle-cell or something You fucking with me, nigga ? You mess around and catch a seizure or a heart-attack You better back the mess up Before you get smacked the mess up This is how we do it on our side Any of you niggas from New York that want to bring it, Bring it. But we ain't singing, We bringing drama mess you and your mother fucking mama. We going to kill all you mother fuckers. Now when I came out, I told you it was just about biggie. Then everybody had to open their mouth with a mother fuckin opinion Well this is how we gon' do this: mess Mobb Deep, mess Biggie, mess Bad Boy as a staff, record label, and as a mother fuckin crew. And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, Then mess you too. Chino XL, mess you too. All you mother fuckers, mess you too. (take money, take money) All of y'all mother fuckers, mess you, die slow mother fucker. My fo' fo' (.44 magnum) make sure all yo' kids don't grow. You mother fuckers can't be us or see us. We mother fuckin' Thug Life riders. West Side till' we die. Out here in California, nigga We warned ya' We'll bomb on you mother fuckers. We do our job. You think you the mob, nigga, we the mother fuckin' mob Ain't nuttin' but killers And the real niggas, all you mother fuckers feel us. Our shit goes triple and four quadruple You niggas laugh because our staff got guns under they mother fuckin' belts You know how it is and we drop records they felt You niggas can't feel it We the realist mess 'em. We Bad Boy killas. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 3:57pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
[quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=24438.msg763186#msg763186 date=1166278963]@Menike and Hoodloyalz Pint 3(Menike's Agony, ) Fool u be rolling with the THE INC? Nigga them fools be on the brink your ships bout to sink Dont know how u think niggas going to buy your stink ass records or rhymes when niggas don see what u made of and its Pink Yep pussie, Nigga your shit reeks Fool the Mataduhs ball errday, our bitches wear mink they be real chic we still count our paper err day like 'CHINK CHINK' You fools better get your weight up,you f*cking geeks Cause i can keep rhyming like this for weeks u lucky its not a soccer tourney cause we would win this for keeps You'all should go switch your tune,maybe start to sing Like that pop band Blink 187 or else w'll do a 187 on you,make u vanish in a blink Now lets play a lil word association,make u niggas think Since the Mataduhs are so fly n Flashy we rock Gold,titanium and platinum chains and rings O.K, and since ma niggas in the hoodloyalz be so broke and ashy they be rocking rusty metals like what?, DUH ZINC, ha ha Menike ma Nigga how u figure or think hoodloyalz gon win this with those whack ass lyrics u kick maybe wit a nod and a wink? Nigga better go see a shrink Cause u's the F*cking weakest Link F*kers
Peace Tianshie, thats ma shit straight Freestyling, nonstop[/quote]@kaydee,
obviously folks didnt bother 2 read the rules. What do we do, merge them on our own. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 3:15pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
magneto: @ them A[/b]ss [b]K[/b]issa[b]z
R.I.P. g-string.x(tra large), boggy worm, 100 bra's, n green-eyed seed!!
magneto always steady on point like an ice pick// only time i'm slippin musta been on an ice rink// 1 trying to step to Da Sniperz with some lame ass isht// couple hollow tipz headed straight for your top lip// 2 in this here rap tourney my crew's still the illest// we remain on top like the white in the guiness// 3 y'all fools couldn't spit tight with a noose round your neck// i'ma piss on all your flows like a pregnancy test// 4 fcukin wannabe Ak[b]z[/b], Snakey got them real Ak[b]s[/b]// u'll get hit to the ground, all the while screaming "mayday!"// 5 this 4-man gay team, claimin afro kings?. . . well, hey!// guess what, me n my homies got your much needed hair spray// 6 zap!zap!, a zillion pellets zipping right through your hair space// turning your muthafcukin black scalp into ashtrays// 7 your crew better than my crew??. . . duh, NEVER!// y'all punks is fcukin lightweights just like a feather// 8 come close n u will get cut like a movie// then tied up with less clothes on than a groupie// 9 y'all can keep running your lip, nigga that don't prick me// i'll squeeze a pump, and put holes in your jaw like 50// 10 fo real, y'all really don't want no beef with we// because we'll light your asses up like a christmas tree// 11 the thot of battling Da Sniperz got your bowels all shook// the hardest thing u possibly can do is gimme that look// 12 talking much'll only make my fists restructure your mandibles// lyrikal shots to your dome got your top dropped like convertibles// 13 this Sniper's a viper, got more flame than a lighter// jab burning torches to your eyeballs, now your vision got brighter// 14 i lyrikally dismember y'all faster than a samurai's sword// closest u been to a punch[i]line[/i] is getting serially mugged in your own ward//(think) 15 u lil wanksters, i see through your weak plans like contact lenses// we tower over your camp like maximum security fences// 16 y'all against us is like nerds versus bouncers// our punches be weighing in tons, urs is ounces// 17 outcome of this battle is a non-issue like PDP primaries// Da Sniperz be da ruling clique, so we winning by wide margins// 18 better play your position and don't try to cross boundaries// else u'll get taken to the cleaners like dirty laundry// 19 i'm exposing your wackness like that thong does your buttcheeks// with them short arms extended, how the Bleep u gon' touch this// 20 negroe please!!! our isht erode your mentals(metals) like acid rain// at the top, Da Sniperz stay permanent like carpet stains// 21 y'all Akz been officially murdered n thats a fact// e yo! naijafan , c'mon help me bring that hook back// 22
LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!!! hoodboi: @ tianshie nd d metafuks hook is that a goat no i think it's a vulture eww it's a overgrown orangotan
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here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship who this son a bitch dissin on eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda ya'll bitches bow to me like budha no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter your throat turned bitter your eyes start 2 glimmer you've been kilt but not forgoten u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted make u niggaz fall down nd die wit fear nd bleed u till u drown in tears don't mess wit hoodboi i be d greatest my rhymes made every other mcee quit d contest
hook
he jst told ya'll d fact rite dere he d greatest
check my rap it sounds melodic to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic d whole metafucks is fagots for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck it's grown men dropin hits in here so here's a penny take a walk go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi take it or leave yu jst been ethered
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all dese niggaz b tryin hoodboi don't dey know dey askin for doom not enough space in this town get out niggaz deres no room Sid Green: first off i want to say that was a tight verse from Magneto i didnt really come up with much and i aint heard from 100bars yet prolly still dosent have internet back up but immo holla at him today and see wassup
Liquid Metal~i flow hard~like molten steel bars[think] sniperz get drowned in their weak flow with no life guard coming to your rescue~against your whole crew~i do like iyabasira rice have the audience addicted~while i run the shit~like toilet visit at[b] night[/b] put this fan of naija in a "Failed State" like his role model  defilbrators couldnt revive you~lying more stiff than a sango idol or castro's statue~at these lyrikal snipers i take a swipe my flow is precise~slice~twice~as nice~as a double edged knife cut short your life~have these nikkaz trying to hide on rooftops to snipe~but let out one shot and do like "runaway" bride been runing they mouth~but on D-day they are nowhere to be[i] seen[/i] whispering~undercover "who's going to challenege Sid Green?" like God said in genesis my sid[seed] would crush the head of the[b] snake[/b] been winning since the beginning~you aint got flow just like a[b] lake[/b] crowned an Afro king~ trying to imitate Magneto gets himself a helmet i spray~like the name of my team~AK~so you rookie snipers don't test
---------------------HOOK--------------------- armed with an AK my team raise the roof leave them snipers~with more head shots that proof Gbade X, 100bars, Boggie1 and Sid Green don't test us or i draw a map on your chest with bullets "make you for nor lost" -------------------------------------------------
"i dey kampe"~holding onto the top spot like Baba and them PDP don't believe tu face~i make "things happen" like the streets of LAG Magneto thought he was fly so he hit the air but got pulled back down crash landed like a bellview plane~to the metal bars i drop underground like blue band~in a hot pan~i melt this "yellow bellied" nikka[think] still wont flow hot~you get congealed fast by the harmattan weather i make you see red like EFFC~take to the hills[heels] like mountain climbers in this battle i wreck more havoc than MASSOB in onitsha [quote author=paddy_lo link=topic=24438.msg763158#msg763158 date=1166277904] @Menike and Hoodloyalz
A BLOODBATH IN 3 PINTS Pint 1 (who we are, ) You all need to bow down to the mataduhs we megadons comin at ya like megatron u fools are whack, f*cking vagabonds Niggaz we badasses, like decepticons Tianshie still be the king,u fools shoulda never thrown your weak ass lyrics at us,our shit too tight u can never clone we the big bosses on the throne,u just like lil dogs pickin up bones we do the hiring up in here u chumps still do the firing up in here like Trump and y'll are our apprentice might leave y'll needing a dentist Tryna step to us with your weak lyrics is like being in a gunfight with no ammo Tryna fight in the jungle with no cammo y'll shootin blanks like an archer wit no arrows or a surgeon attempting a transplant with no matching bone marrow, ha ha Me am paddy_lo u niggas are quite shallow kind of like your brains been left too fallow and like james bond double o watch us never die like tomorrow Pint 2(Your Bitches and You Bitches, ha ha) My style fake fools can't attempt am real u niggas should better go repent tess me,and am a come out without a dent y'll are tryin too hard,breathe easy, u might need heart stents to unclog your arteries, maybe get some batteries to boost up your vent Cause we are not feeling that,and like overdrawn accounts Quite frankly,y'll look spent, Even your bitch agrees that we distinguished gents She never seen this much royalty before in her presence Cause we build our Mansions in Mayfair While y'll still rent in old Kent.ha ha (Monopoly, British version) Fools we forever balling till we rest F*ck u annoyin pests Ask your bitch about the sex we had in ma benz, or maybe ma lex F*cked that bitch so good she followed me everywhere i went Peep what ma man Tianshie said, TIANSHIE:"Yo paddy what she do to try to keep you? she try to buy you another benz?" MY REPLY: "Nah homie that bitch was broke and bent can't even pay her rent" But i digress See she and the hoodloyalz were meant for each other they probably still rolling together even after i spread her legs wide open like a tent Cause she said she don't like her mens Yep she did try all of u,still said i was the best Said Menike was a one minute man,always wanted to rest Hoodboi was a big mess(gay), cause he's way deep in the closet (Poor Child)still yet to confess and said Jduck was eager to use tongue,cause he sucks but tiny di*ck, nevertheless said you'all pussies,too soft like les while am the big dog,yes u can call me the pres Never watch what i says step to me if u want to tess Ma lyrics too hot,u all scoping me out wit a lenz You all are quite advised,to sit back like them italians and play defense (Italian Soccer) Cause we killing you lyrically,yes its a bloodbath Pushing y'll off the fence See your brains are all clogged and slow y'll rhyme a lil too dense Try to switch up your flow Nigga no need for pretence You know our shit is up to date and fresh While yours is Past tense out of step and sequence, [/quote] |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 8:29am On Dec 16, 2006 |
Jduck13: @ Paddy Ho and his whack crew
U Got Mo dots on u den a giraffe take aim and spit more lines den a graph Hold ya ears c yea u feel my wrath Who won? now lets all do da math I'm a algebric eqaution hes kindergarten addition dese people is hatin tryin to take up on my mission Dese people wishin dey could defeat this man in adolescence that aint never been beat I leave a hole in ya heart an evalastin impression And i have u people fallin like da stocks in da depression every thing I spit u know I spit literally because B u know I got more cheese then freakin Italy I undastand why u talkin why u be hatin me because U know I got more dough then a bakery and i Cant be fakin man I gotta spit real got more Ice on my neck den in ya grill and im so real im so ill wit a gun* hear gun cock in back ground* I Got 99 problems but this Bit$$ aint one * here gun shots*
yea My first shot took I believe it was a hit Lyrical Assasain Baby no one can do it betta
I decided to spit first no need to rehaerse I aint like paddy ho preparin I jus come fresh wit da $hit I'm wearin Da Snake: @ Gbade X
Yo Yo I'm on da mic to spit ruff u had enough U who i going to get aint gotta bluff I'm tough I'm strong im long and i b getin sexy ladies all da time in dey thngs I pull a gat and blaze and blow and call me father nature because I be makin it snow gettin hoes man my heart stay froze don't care bought dese bi***es jus want to take off dey clothes Yea I care bought dese bi***es like I care about U I don't give a Fu** bought u or ya crew whats a g to do except kill and leave da mic sanguinaried ive been rappin da game up and da mic yea its been carried like a baby cradled and rocked and u people stopped when Da snake got hot well enough my keyboards quit can't type no faster or itll jus split
no offense to no ladies its jus a ryme i really respect ladies tianshie: [b] Blast Off From Canavero
(Tha King Returns wit pandorra's box)
@Menkike & tha hoodloyal fakers
It's goin down like javelins you bet it's hurtin competition everybody get tha picture when they scannin my diction I'm Chaka Zulu wit a burnin spear scorch you to ashes seal you in an urn,I peed in it,now flip you into ganges you're like an ostritch when I blaze tha heat ---- gettin a facial deep in pu*ssy you can't handle it ---- too scared to spit I kicks it harder than John tha baptist and groovy babies wiser than sages make a nun blow me like Miles Davies! I make it blast like hiroshima while you fryin in tha aftermath stagger to tha mic spit some blood you're dead after that can't step to me I'm hot bricks burn tha sole off your cold feet catch a heart attack off tha grease of tha phat rhymes that I spit and when I kick a whack rhyme it's your lyrics on a soccer ball if you ever beat me it's in a dream you won't be waking from can't mess wit MATADUHZ me and P too much heat for y'all melt you wit a METAFUH like 'BANG a pyromanic doll' menike you tryin to best me is like a lame try'na triple jump or JUMBO tryin to BUNGEE jump Bleep it is you dumb or what? tha only thing you kickin is tha bucket when I grab tha mic choke you wit my lines tie tha cord round your bruisin neck spit more barz than a dinosaur cage tear a page out of tha verdic scriptures eat it and sh*t it on stage I'm tha rage bow down or get swept by this lyrical orgy hoodloyals couldn't bite these if they was CLIFFORD ORJI.
Hook We takin off from cape canavero rockin your stereo you either spacewalk wit us or let our blast burn terror we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle hoodloyals just our launchpad we kilt those gay*gots[/b] gbade, ex please, 'because i'm 'bout to get yo crew disbanded i'll put tha Akz in da WOOD like they was fcukin ENCHANTED
yo sid green, i see you feel like a rap lord you gotta split your fakeass throne like u's a fcukin coward i see you so BROKE you can't even PAY attention my lines be MEASURIN' in a whole new DIMENSION the SHIT that i spit be sendin' you to the RESTROOM can't be explain'd, peeps think you high on mushrooms tick tick tock, its countdown to mass murder call it what u want, but you wont be here after da slaughter magneto wit da rifle, gon' to pull tha slugs in y'all while me n snake be KICKIN' like you was fcukin FOOTBALLS.
@gbade.x the first one was just introductory yarns. . . or at least, it didnt get picked. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Christino(m): 12:12am On Dec 16, 2006 |
Ex-players are hard to deal with.
Campbell playing against Arsenal for the first time since leaving, is most likely to score against Arsenal.
Kanu is not only an explayer, he's on form and is as sure as hell to score.
Needless to say, I don't think either team will end the game with a clean sheet. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by Christino(m): 12:03am On Dec 16, 2006 |
Rotten.com
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Jokes Etc › Re: Stupid Funny Crazy Pics [caution: Mild Offensive Language] by Christino(m): 12:00am On Dec 16, 2006 |
Yahoo! Yahoo!! till i die.
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Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 11:22pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
@ Gbade.x
yea, you spit twice. Where's the rest of your crew, it's about time for the next fixture.
@ Sniperz
Where's the rest of your crew?
Time's almost up, less than one hour. |
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 8:41pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
@ Lexi,
Me too, I never hear of Blaise, but from all the hype, i think i'm ready to hear her now, i just hope she's really original unlike others. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 7:46pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
@ Paddy, You drop your tracks twice (2 different ones). Wait for the other group to drop theirs so you can pick out their errors and capitalize on them in your last track. That alone will help the judges a lot. If they throw darts @ you and you can't defend or attack those, then it will pass as point for them. Meanwhile you can drop your tracks with the group leader, it's up to him/her to split it. THe rules governing lenght of bars for this tourney: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-24438.0.html#msg623127(on the first page) Alternatively, i'll reproduce them here: And when it's time for the tournament, the track name should come first before the lines. Chorus should be included. Name of Track: "Project Wannabes" Then the lines, Min 10, max 25 lines per group member. Max: 90 lines for all verses (including interludes). Max 8 lines for Chorus. Let's stick by the rules so we have some organisation. TIME - stick by your schedule (GMT Timing), and do your opponent a favour, quote their lines so they can't return to edit it, the judges will do that also. Entries must be submitted on or before the 13th of December. Fixtures will be released on the 15th and the Tourney kicks off on the 16th. |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 7:39pm On Dec 15, 2006 |
[quote author=gbade. x link=topic=24438.msg761390#msg761390 date=1166194572]directed to Snakey:
MURDA AT 23:00
<Hook>
Akz coming, we bust this lyrical Sniperz with no rifles/ our flow's dynamic, while your's is static like menstrual cycles/ the way we slay mcs, call us the lyrical hitmen/ we make so hits, we leave your units in sh*t mayne!/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ Now my tongues a livin' volcano, so when i pick mics i drop~flames/ and killing these wack cats shows i've got~game/ see, i bring payback in small packages like minimum wages/ i'ma leave Da Snake 6 feet, yet he still ain't underground like Hades!/ i drop lyrics hot like faeces fresh out the anus/ in they hearts, these wack cats are fans but they claimin' ta hate us/ your wackness does the footwork, while your mouth does the runnin'/ fill u with so much BARZ of lead, i'ma have 100 gunnin'/ u musta had grenades strapped to your pride, because your egos all blown up/ hold up, u had the mic for a season, nikka so what?/ battling me is like the Plantashun Boiz split/ i make u lose FACE, redesign ya facial structures so u won't get it in a fix/
<Hook>
Akz coming, we bust this lyrical Sniperz with no rifles/ our flow's dynamic, while your's is static like menstrual cycles/ the way we slay mcs, call us the lyrical hitmen/ we make so hits, we leave your units in sh*t mayne!/ ------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm an Ak, meaning i rip u a new hole when ya anus is tired of emittin' weak ish/ flow's intrinsic// watch this nigga crumble like stale bizkits/ even if ya strapped Bibles to ya mouth, u still can't spit~ a~ verse/ if wackness was a blessing, then us lame spits seek~ a~ curse!/ gbade on course// flip more verses than a manuscript/ bringin' in some brand~new~ish/ flow's tight and punches connecting like barbed wire fences/ the only time Snakey flows is when he's had is monthly menses/ you could put your hands on a Bible, but my verses you can't handle/ even if u put your sh*t on wax, it still gon' melt like a candle/ i'm illness in the definition and that's the bidness/ you can only use ma ill spits against me, because that's ma only weakness!!/[/quote] |
Rap Battles › Re: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) by Christino(m): 6:15am On Dec 15, 2006 |
WHERE dem contestants are? time is ticking away . . . . |
Rap Battles › Re: Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland by Christino(m): 12:49am On Dec 15, 2006 |
For all who need a reference, here you are.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Drogba: I'm Better Than Thiery Henry by Christino(m): 12:25am On Dec 15, 2006 |
What are you insinuating, are you saying he is the founder of Drollywood? Fillipo Inzaghi nko? Inzollywood.  |
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 9:12pm On Dec 14, 2006 |
I've asked myself that questions a number of times, but i've come to realise she's just like Wyclef --> Jack of all trade. From Rap to Fuji to Hardcore to Afrobeat, just name it, she's up and doing. She raps real good. |
Music/Radio › Re: Who Is The Hottest Female Rapper In Nigeria? by Christino(m): 7:40pm On Dec 14, 2006 |
Haven't heard Blaise, but Bouqoui is mos def the hottest i've heard in recent times.
But don't mess with Weird MC, she's a female rap pioneer and if she hadn't stood up back then I wonder how many female rappers we'd have around today.
Check out our female rap artistes, it's either Queen Pen style, Queen Latifah, Rasheeda, Lil Kim or Eve or even Missy E, but who does Weird MC rap like? Most def on her own, and that's a naija rap legend as far as i'm concerned even before them Eedris and Co. Knew her since the days of Cashman Davies. |