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But Magneto is yet to declare his 2 other members.

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.
During the Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses
to adultery, I'll quit!" Since everyone liked him, they said they would use a
code word: "fallen."
From then on, anyone who had committed adultery said they had "fallen"
This satisfied old priest and the parishioners, and everyone was fine
for years, until finally the old priest passed away at the ripe old age
of 93.
Shortly after the new priest settled in, he paid a call on the mayor.
The priest was quite concerned." You have to do something about the
sidewalks in this town, mayor. You can't believe how many people come
into the confessional talkingabout having fallen!" The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had
explained their code word to the priest.
But before the mayor could explain, the priest shook his finger at the
mayor and said- " I don't know why you're laughing;your wife fell three
times last week!"

For where, the same bible said the Husband is the head of the home.

Hmm:
I hear the hormones in warm male saliva can stop the itching. Don't quote me o!

Naa now that's RAW! Going too far!!! Get a 2 day old baby 2 do that

I support you though, that's when i see a proof.

mukina2:
whats the fourth one

Guess it's d doctor's magic hands , like DiCaprio's

@ Grid,

Will give you a call 2nite/2moro.

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Tell me wetin i no know, is Biggie the same as Frank White?

I know of sonny black frank white, check his lyrics:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/sonny-black-frank-white-boss-lyrics.html

@nuggard
I don't argue twice, but your grading system is based on what? This season's performance alone? I can see the grading system itself is even flawed. Geremi has 9 points while Giggs and Robben are tied @ 8, on what basis? Goals/Assists/Clearances/Appearances or what? Tell me now cos I play Fantasy soccer on Yahoo, Soccernet and premierleague, where you got your's from, I don't know. Geremi ammassed the most number of points on premierleague FS last month and from looking at your table he has the same as Drogba and more than Rooney. Holla.

While Rooney and Ronaldo are greenhorns, count how many young players are in Chelsea's XI? Why compare Iniesta with Figo? Scholes and Pires are the only midfielders in the EPL to take their goal tallies to double figures consistently for some time until Lampard took over, when the Highest goal scorer in a team ends up being Lampard and on the other side, Gerrard, you know what's up .

Lampard is not just a central midfielder but originally a defensive midfielder. Like Tim Cahill and Great Keane these type of DMs have a great eye for goals. Same goes for Ballack. Emerson scores goals at times too while Claude rarely does. You see what Diarra's been doing at Real recently, and Viera too.? I'm not highlighting their geographic positions in the team, who doesn't know Giggs is an ML (Midfield Left) but I said he's an Attacking Midfielder.

With Makelele, much of the Defensive Midfield job has been diverted and Mourinho can easily move lampard forward. So by job definition, it's not like they "like" to play in the centre of midfield, thank God they all came from different clubs and they've been doing well in their DMA roles. To butress this point, when Jose had the chance to bring a player from loan last season, who did he bring in? Maniche Another DM with an eye for long range goals (ask Van der saar!). In case you haven't noticed, Mourinho wouldn't mind having all his midfielders being DMs. That's why people like SWF have only one substitutable spot! Others, strictly DMs. Have I made myself clear on this?

I've seen similar or even trickier ones from Juninho, Carlos, Rivaldo and Ronnie himself.

El Khakouri's freekick this week was another tricky one. but none can ever be compared to Carlos' banana freeckick.

Can't authoritatively say, but i'd pick "Little" Bergkamp, he scores freekicks too.

Oh, okay, an old thread.

Are you guys fronting or what?

Na so dem dey start o

I guess i hv VM for both, not so sure but more of linux.

Why compare Chelsea's XI with any British team? How many teams in the world can even match Chelsea's XI. Let's not bother going into gory details. It makes no analytical sense and i'll be the last to reason that way.

Agreed both Chelsea and Man-U still have old glories with the ability to surprise, truth is Chelsea may be the world's most complete team.

Okay, let's check out the last additions. But for Evra Vidic and Carrick, The Roman army have recruited Mercenaries in Cole, Ballack and Shevy (Proven Killers) and milk suckers Khalid,JMO and Kalou (did I leave anyone out? Hilario). People think Chelsea'd be nothing without Cech but they've been coping tight with one of the few original survivors (cudiccini, terry and lampard, don't know where others are!).

But for Gigg's, I don't know how to compare the starting XI (I must be honest at this point).
Should we start thinking of Rooney/Shevy, Saha/Drogba or should we go to Scholes/Ballack or Carrick/Essien (Please don't look at their cost prices Chelsea can over inflate at times ) I don't think I should compare Ronaldo/Joe Cole but this argument warrants that. Only Robben can I liken to a young Ryan (for now, but never, i mean ever because that's an EPL legend who's never been to the world cup).

That leaves Makelele & Lampard Unmarked, okay let's assume Joe cole is not a starter but I won't compare Ronaldo and Lampard (on what basis?).Mourinho is obviously fond of fielding all Defensive midfielders more reason why Giggs, Scholes and Ronaldo (all attacking midfielders) cannot be compared with the "ALL Defensive midfielders" Lampard,Ballack,Essien and Claude

So we go to the back and see Ferdinand/Terry, Heinze/Cole, Vidic/Carvalho, who would I compare with old Neville? Sorry none. Hope someday Ferriera or Khalid can provide such inspiration. Hmnnn, Geremi since Gallas has been sacrificed for an "English" cole.

Saar is also a legend but Cech owns the show now and his records speak violently, even internationally.

United is not on top because they have the best XI, Tell me a better starting XI in the La liga in as much as 6 years? Shortly after that, even with Ronaldo,Figo,Zidane,Beckham,Carlos,Helguera,Hierro,Raul and Casillas(legends and hottest properties) they still played second fiddle to the likes of Valencia and "then" Barcelona. Hope that's clear.

But for Vidic and Carrick, Man-U has not changed much from last season's. Chelsea has added "proven killers" and we still say Man-U's XI's better off? That's mini-blasphemy! Many of Fergie's targets are with Chelsea. Essien,Ballack,Mikel and what have we? Don't be surprised if Hargreaves ends up @ the bridge too, meaning Fergie is aware of the fact that individually, he can't match up to them -  THEY always GET THE BEST!

Let's quit comparing heavily funded "transfer buoyant" teams with others. Team mentality, cute management and spirit keeps them @ the top, not individuals. (When Everton finished tops, they did not have a very good team, what happened the following season? What's happening to Tottenham today with many fine individuals and an attack capable of giving a manager selection headache? What's happening @ Reading and why did Birmingham go down?

PS: I'm yet to see a team in Europe with pacier ballers than Newcastle. Please show me quicker players than Owen,Dyer and Martins.

Now where the hell is Toosyno?

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You want them to take Barca to the cleaners?

Lyon are no better than Tottenham but with Juninho!!! but team spirit is high and they can demolish any team even when all their strikers are on vacation

After selling Essien and Diarra, they are still as strong as ever, I don't know how many teams can sell "key" players yet remain strong. Both of them are Defensive Attacking Midfielders. Arsenal sold Viera and are yet to recover. Madrid will "forever" play second fiddle cos they lost Makele to Chelsea's advantage, let's hope Emerson and Diarra bring their fortunes back. So Lyon are strong in the spirit that's all I have to say, but Barca have a edge in Europe and you know history sometimes. . . . . .

For that reason, it's Man-U Barca when Eto'o & Messi & Giuly'd have returned.

Larsson Vs Rijkaard

aunt ke?

abi na headmistress

I'd like to See Man-U Vs Barca, the last time i saw was the 4-3 defeat by Madrid at O.T. (Beckham Vs Real) and Arsenal A.C, Liverpool Vs. Lyon and Chelsea Real.

Wow,

This is great for English football, all the teams topped their respective groups, like most of them did in the UEFA cup, thanks to Roman for bringing "sanity" and "seriousness"

Everyone's as serious as hell now, where the spanish teams @ this time around, and the italians? not anymore, England is back!!!

I'm happy for Osaze, Lille are through at last, the miracle of an away win.

@ Adewale,

50% money-wise. Vista having loads of viruses, gimme more info o. I know it has lots of security threats though. But i'd like to see what it looks like. (not vista inspirat)

Where's your school? If they don't steal laptops there, then it's a cool option. But i'd prefer a deskie (though upses don't last so long) Centrino is a very good option if the price is okay.

Jamo is now telling me that the Flat screen is not included in the offer but as for lappies, you can get good ones for 50-70k, watch out for Yahoo boys, they offer the best deal in town!

The amd is not so expensive depending on the specs you want. for a second hand, Athlon XP M or the Turion will be a better choice and if you can get a MAC, big boi, na you biko o.

Why are you going to school when schools are just vacating? Shey u dey travel out ni?

@ Grid,

Yet to hear from you.


@ Mimoh

Did you end up at Kirikiri, did not hear from you again, i'll give u a call.

Hey guys, quit the hating, Gamine's gorgeous

Hey Girl,

If you don't mind, my younger brova is 20, a graduate and has never been "kissed" or dated anyone or "woteva" and is seriously searching, mind if i giv him ur ID to buzz d hell outta you?

He's not a nerd anyway, but is damn too intelligent i doubt u can cope

Holla, maybe this could be d typo guy u've been dreaming off

Personally, I can vouch for the Toyota Echo, prolly due to the Engine type (1.6) and I guess the same goes for other "tiny" engine cars.

But i've heard a lot about VW, the Golf especially and you'll find plenty of VWs taking the bulk of the car populace in places like Brazil.

I needn't be told to steer clear of the Volvo!

I hope a DM won't come in and spoil the whole show for Fergie, cus without a Makelele, United have only conceded 8 goals exactly the same as Chelsea. I guess attack has been the major point of victory for United this season with about 50% of the team, attacking options even in midfield. @ Least Ronaldo has scored more than many strikers in the league (don't mention their names o) .

Why i advise against selling off is that you lose almost 50%. Your processor becomes noticeably slower actually but if you have younger ones or you need to do experiments, like install Fedora, Unix or even Sun on it and try your hands on other OSes or software that must not be connected to the internet cos of piracy detection e.g. Vista (don't worry the koreans are working hard on Vista and office 2007, they'll be in Otigba before Microsoft releases them to the public, shey they are already with Dell and HP).

I have a P4 at home where I perform "crazy" experiments, but i stopped posting them cos some people adviced it is against the laws of the forum to post "hacker" stuffs here, i did not read the terms of agreement anyway, i just clicked "I AGREE"

Meanwhile there's 9 Pcs of DEll Desktop, 512MB,40GB HDD, 14" LCD (Flat Screen of course) P4 3.0GHz for sale (NGN 50,000). Holla Jamo on this no: 08082092356

Yea, every rapper here is a lawyer fighting his case, it's up 2 d "public" to see who wins or steps down.

Get the lowdown>?

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If you read the original post on the first page, the aim of introducing each group member with a slogan was targetted at individual battles. Basically group tourneys are aimed at individuals, i.e. you concentrate on one person but also spill some semen on the other group members.

Need I introduce Hit em up here?

But how do we get three groups rolling, we won't get a sure winner, we could get a tie. If each team wins then we have three winners - no elimination.

Real's new Golden Balls:

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=394582&root=europe&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos2&cc=3888

An expert's view on the whole sh*t and Real Madrid claiming glory for what they did not work for (Cannavaro).

@ Enyola,

I hope your contact details are not anywhere on the internet cos the EFCC and baba iyabo's boys are also sniffing in on this site. Dem go just arrest you talk say you be yahoo boy

Like baba iyabo says "C.A.N. my foot!"


(CAN - Christian Association of Nigeria)

Obudu is the place to be man. No contesting.

Don't you hav younger ones? Get a new HDD and use your PC for experiments. Selling off won't be the best idea man. I won't advise.

Please help me get Grid's number. I need to see dude AsAP.

Mimoh, expecting ur number/call.


I had to delete the IDM ubuntu download. I tried SAP but it refused to download. After 30 minutes, it's still searching. I tried all the mirrors including the netherlands, same old story.