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Buhari is a certified idiot. Is rivers deadlier than Borno state where boko haram invades villages,razes a whole village to the ground after slitting the throats of the residents?

Just realized you're posting with a different moniker. Thought you were someone else..

donbenedict:
I tot u said whatever Eze and I resolve, u"d be game with it.


Beside's she is too full of herself, and I despise Dat! I can't woo someone filled with pride!

I still stand by that decision. Just wondering why everyone is ditching her at the dying minutes. Used to think she was one of the hottest and most sought after around here...

donbenedict:
I tot u said whatever Eze and I resolve, u"d be game with it.


Beside's she is too full of herself, and I despise Dat! I can't woo someone filled with pride!

Now,this is funny;why is everyone running away from kitana? What has she done?

donbenedict:
bro pls update it in the rules and schedule thread. Thanks. I just opened the thread and still saw that it's just rexkex and kibzd. Pls add our names in that thread. Thanks and delete our names from wooing kitana

Whatever the other two agree on,is fine by me. I have no preferences.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]When you all have reached an agreement please mention me and on time. [/color]

I read it. It doesn't count as far as I am concerned but I'm game with whatever you guys conclude on. #BroCode(stick together).

Cutehector:
mehn didn't u read what she wrote? She's got some plans.. she wants to ditch the three of us... and be like oh, I wasn't touched.

Lol. Don't read meanings to the young lady's thread but whatever you guys conclude on,is fine by me. You have my support.

Cutehector:
mehn forget d guy.. him nor go gree.. MA guy I don port ooo... I wan reason naijaboy nw... hw fa?

Lolz. Seen the thread but does it really matter? She likes bad boys and that used to be the younger version of me... She's a heart breaker? well,two can play the game. I used to like bad girls way back too... You really don't need to let those words scare you. Take up the challenge and if you're able to conquer,it would only leave you wishing for more(to conquer more territories). Personally,I'm just in this for the fun of it;my heart is completely elsewhere and as such,that entry means nothing to me. I'm totally indifferent about it. When I was much younger,I definitely would have relished that challenge... I'd just advice you guys to do your thing and not chicken out like sissies. Sometimes,some of these chicks who like to talk and act bad,don't even have the liver to do a quarter of what they say;seen it all.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Guy, I'm just waking up from a coma. My BP broke an amazing record by hitting 200. Opening a thread of that sort reeks of insensitivity especially to an event like this. She has really 'fallen our hands' by that act. Does it really worth it preparing lines for someone who doesn't care about it? If you're ready, let's stage a walk out or pick another lady to woo.
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[color=#DC143C]No sir. An emergency just came up. Just follow this link to see what I'm talking about

https://www.nairaland.com/3007585/queen-sheba#44066585 [/color]

Well played script. Kudos to the northern producers of this movie.

I'm good. Can see you guys are ready to battle...

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Welcome boss. What's up?[/color]

Laughing at you? Why? I don't know you're talking about.

Cutehector:
tongue out.. ur plan will not work. Let's stop behaving like kids already.. look at chronique, he is just so silent.. laffin at us

This is just so sad. Everything created to make life easy for humans,always have a way of becoming a source of problem and sorrow in naija;why? Why take the life of a soul like you who's just looking out for the best life has to offer? Damn it!

Lol

Walahi,if I was a girl and you chyke me like this,I will use omorogun(pestle) to break your head...lol.

Hey,don't mind me o. Just kidding. Yyou tried.

LEOSIRSIR:
Browncookie even tho we met on a faceless forum I'm sure our story will make all the looku looku

It started as a game when I saw the thread wooing competition, but the magnetic force that drives me to you is unexplainable, we are total stranger but today gonna make our path crossed and we make it our of this thread as acquaintance
Everything about you speaks beauty, from your eyes to your nose and am sure your voice is as sweet like an acoustic guitar on a clef key, so bright and lovely.

I have been hovering over your personal picture all day trying to think of more but then I am just being silly I still don't know why I have fall. 
Baby tell me why am into you like this?
I'm crazy about you that I don't even know what to say
You know I've always imagined talking to you but I couldn't gather courage to talk you in fear that I might be turn down as you turn so many guys down.

But now even if you turn me down, I will still be happy and proud that all these other guys waiting for you to turn me down ,Im above them

Secretly they are dying for your body but they dare not come closer to you . Your body is to kill for, even to die for . 
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use to create an epitome of beauty like you.
Im sure say it took God more than the days he use in creating other being, because he take his time to mould you out browncookie.

I have reason so many things, my beautiful, sassy and elegant damsel
You are the only one that can save my existence. I have looked around this lovely forum  
I can't find anyone that is beautiful as you are even laveda can't stand your beauty, No one. 
So right now nothing can make me happy than you to just say you will be my mine.

I will do everything possible to make sure you are the happiest woman in this world. Just say anything you want I will do it.
Done cc naijaboiy

Bump

Bump

Is this a joke?

I was about saying same thing.

Ejemehn:
Such high profile wedding requires professional photographers who would have been preinformed. I doubt the gate-crashing part.

Hope they're not trying to swindle the photographer

The earlier Nigerians do away with that thing in aso rock,the better for us all. If things continue like this,2019 will represent/witness unprecedented bloodbath never seen before as far as elections are concerned.

I hear there are pills for enlargement;I'm not talking of surgery. He might wanna try these abokis and their enlargement herbs. I hear it's effective. But honestly speaking,I've never heard of a tall person havind tiny Dick. It's pretty weird.

pcguru1:
Captain Obvious, he knows that already you're not helping maybe being specific might help. however surgery is no no,

Sorry,are you trying to say your Dick is a "fullstop"? 3" erect? How many cm when flaccid? If this is true,you need to go for enlargement. You don't want yoUr girl reading newspaper while you're sweating out your life,down there.

Yea. You're surprised? You know you're really cute and gorgeous;I just wanna make you feel special tonight. Guess that aint a bad idea or watchu fink? You never can tell you know,I might just be lucky enough to make you change your signature and replace the name there,with Chronique.

Jadekitana:
You wanna woo me too

She's probably deactivated. Miss those days when we had shollypopz,abil,idowuogbo,itsmodella,queenofsheba,cfcfan,sexkillz,ogugua,190,etc.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]2 years or even more than. How time flies? Who knows where that beauty could be now? [/color]

Hehehe. That's true. Last time,it was miss Tashamania;should be more than 2 yrs now,if I remember.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Nice seeing you again this time, renewing old rivalries through this challenge. [/color]

Lol. Why Bro? Longest time no see.

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Hmmm this is getting complicated.[/color]

Ok. I go with jadekitana... Hope I got that right.

naijaboiy:
[fo nt=serif][color=#1980BC]Any female you wish to woo. [/color][/font]

Lol. Runs out of thread.

pacino26:
O boy, I don catch you again for singles section. So after knowing what we suffer you still remain that way?

No mind me, these young chaps think say we don forget how to do things.

Errm,are we to pick from the list above or just pick any random moniker we ccrush on? It's been ages I did something like this. *covers face*

naijaboiy:
Lol...chill a bit. They will soon be here.

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