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Education › Re: My Encounter With Group Of Cultists Today In School by chronique(m): 10:53am On Mar 06, 2016
Frat level for school these dAys nor be like before. Even at that,not everyBody will be lily livered in school. Moreover,dem nor dey carry shoot person for uniben without info except dem done dey see you with a particular clique. How you want take shoot person wey you nor know before? Let's assume say na ur person from another deck/temple/nest,way enter school come do hit,you go just dog am because e nor run when he see you? Naso finger scratch you reach? Cultism doesn't pay anybody and I insist that cultists have power only as a group. Take away the gun/axe from a cultist and he becomes as powerless as every muthafucking Jew on the street. That's a fact we all know. That automatically makes them powerless.
rugged7:
"Don't be scared of them"

See this one...You dey feel like baddman, innit?

You lucky say the guy no DOG you down with the shiny as you dey there dey look am korokoro

You never see one man hit squad wey dey waka alone?

Those ones no dey waka in group because i'm no wan person to identify am when zero hour for the hit reach.

Better thank your lucky stars; or maybe u dey d same cult with the guy; or nothing dey happen that day.

Half the cult guys wey dey waka for campus dey carry gun normally; so kini big deal?

As for all these baggers and dirty vultures wey dey here dey make noise alpha marina this and that... angry angry angry

Una still be small boys

When the kasala dey happen back in the day, dem never born una sef... angry

Anyway,

Forget cultism

After university, u'll understand that itz all crap.

The person wey fit help you for business, money, work or i'm sister for marriage probably dey another cult

All is vanity

God 1st bro.
Education › Re: 7-Year-Old Son Demands Iphone From His Father, And His Father Demands This. by chronique(m): 5:46pm On Mar 04, 2016
That's how my report card used to look like from primary 1 to first term in primary 4. Came second during the second or third term and I was given no gift for taking second(I used to get gifts for taking first and the gifts were mostly books and toys). My younger sister who used to come second to the last(35/36),got the 32nd position and mum baked her a very large cake. I wasn't happy I got nothing and that was the last time I ever took first in school again.
delonz:
A man whose 7 years old son needs a smartphone (iPhone) and the man, demanded 10 excellent grade from him is his new school report card. Attached is what the boy got in his new school report card, and the man is asking if he should buy his 7 years old son the iPhone he had promised.
Education › Re: My Encounter With Group Of Cultists Today In School by chronique(m): 4:50pm On Mar 04, 2016
You really don't need to be scared of them cos they are men like you. Just try and avoid being too close to them or in places where they gather. I remember my first experience in Ekosodin. The first day I entered that hood,I noticed too many eyes prying at me. Seeing a 6ft 2inches tall dude with bloodshot red eyes and a face that hardly smiled back then,walking cconfidently and not sending anybody,made a couple of peeps I came across at the bar,a little bit uncomfortable... I could identify some of them and the frats they belong to but they didn't walk up to me(I wasn't dressed in their colors though). Something else happened opposite uniben gate. There was this tall dude who crossed from the school to the other side of the road,and was heading towards town. He had something that looked like a gun tucked underneath his shirt and the moment he got to where students were gathered,waitinf for cabs/buses to take them to town,the whole place scattered. Everyone ran for safety(most ran towards BDPH). I just stood there,wondering why people were running. The dude finally walked up to where I was and it was then I noticed he had something tucked underneath his shirt and he was tryna conceal it. It was too late to run and I just stood there looking at him with hands akimbo(my two hands placed on my hips). We kept looking at ourselves eyeball to eyeball as he walked past me and he kept looking back at me as he walked away. By the time he had walked out of sight,people started coming out from "God knows where they went to" and I noticed some weren't even comfortable standing near me with the look I got from them. The point is,cultists really weild no powers when they are alone. Their strength is in their numbers. When they notice fear in you,they'd take advantage of it. I also hand that experience as an undergraduate looking for admission at unilag;this happened at their water front. I was busy looking for admission then,and decided to explore what the scenery of the school looked like. That's how I walked to where dem broses at that time,were hanging out. They called me like a smallie and God knows I answered them with total obedience. After asking me my mission there and some other questions,they asked for some money which I gave and they asked me to go quietly. It would have been easy for them to fling me into the lagoon and nobody will find out. That place was fucking lonely and quiet. My point is,try and avoid their territories,wearing their color combinations,attending parties where they dominate and also show less fear when you see them. But if they are in a group and they call you and you know you'd Get help from nowhere,pls answer for your own good to avoid stories that touch.
Teophilus96:
Bros na fear cause me may I no write am.One of those guys might be viewing this as I type.I fear anything cultist
Crime › Re: Son Stabs Mother To Death For Refusing To Accept Pregnant Fiancée by chronique(m): 9:44am On Mar 04, 2016
As in,it's just so pathetic.
Islie:
30year old man

is it the responsibility of your mother to house your pregnant wife....
some men just think like babies...
Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 10:06am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 011 Benz e350 4matic

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 10:04am On Mar 03, 2016
9 months registered acura Mdx

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 10:00am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 2013 toyota corolla

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:55am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 99/00 Benz c180

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:49am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 08 upgraded to 010 Honda accord

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:44am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 07 Crv

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:38am On Mar 03, 2016
Toks 99 Camry

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:34am On Mar 03, 2016
Reg 2004 toyota 4runner

Politics › Re: @Dolusegun @AdeyanjuDeji Fight At Sofa Lounge, Abuja by chronique(m): 8:28am On Feb 27, 2016
**** But on a serious note,men suppose done grow pass all these kind levels. Leave runz for school boys and focus on getting cheddars and building a home. ****
Politics › Re: Newswatch Magazine Headline About Buhari And PTF: Throwback by chronique(m): 8:19am On Feb 27, 2016
APC folks will tell you "this is corruption fighting back".
Health › Re: USA Reduces Aid To 1.9m Nigerians Living With HIV Over Gay Support by chronique(m): 12:20pm On Feb 26, 2016
Govt needs to look for where to source that 58bn ASAP cos if that doesn't happen,there would be either a rapid spread of the virus,or mass deaths of people living with HIV. Those of you that like to Bleep anyhow and sleep with anything sleepable(both male and female),are in for it.
Politics › Re: US To Send Soldiers To Nigeria: New York Times by chronique(m): 9:23am On Feb 26, 2016
Can someone tell me the name of one country where the US stepped foot all in the name of fighting terrorism,and succeeded in ending terrorism,or leaving the country in a better state than they met it? Do you guys know that boko haram actually became more powerful the moment America sent troops to Nigeria under GEJ? Was it just a coincidence? The objective of all of these,is to draw Nigeria into a long term war with boko haram,that would become a financial burden to the nation. It's a pity that Nigeria will never learn her lessons. Once the Americans enter into your country under the guise of fighting terrorism,your country will never remain the same. I wish those of you celebrating this,good luck.
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You ? Is This Murder Or Suicide ? by chronique(m): 7:12pm On Feb 25, 2016
Yea,both are close range shots but the first thing I noticed in the picture,was the blood splatter pattern on the wall. It has every trace of a shot from a second party.
theshaderoom:
I agree its a murder but what are u even saying? why are u now feeling like fbi? Lol... if you shoot yourself won't it be at close range?
Forum Games › Re: How Smart Are You ? Is This Murder Or Suicide ? by chronique(m): 6:56pm On Feb 25, 2016
Exactly. In addition to that,you can seethe blood splattered on the wall. It shows she was shot at close range,and did not shoot herself.
viickerz:
murder.. if it was suicide,the ciggerette wont be in her hands.. if a person wants to shoot their selves.. the ciggerette will fall of their hands after the shot..

the slippers will still be on her legs if she shot herself..


she is still holding the gun.. if someone shoots herself on the head and dies instsntly, the gun will fall off their hands the moment they lose conciousness.. the person in the picture is still clutching to the gun tightly.. wich doesnt make any sense..

conclusion: the murderer shot her.. put the gun in her hands and made it seem like suicide
Career › Re: Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job? by chronique(m): 10:00pm On Feb 24, 2016
Send your cv to reganjohn2001@yahoo.com. I'd try and spread it amongst my clients and colleagues. Hopefully,we might find someone to hire you. But you do not need to sleep with anyone to keep our job. If you're gonna have sex,let it be because you want it and you like the person;not out of compulsion or blackmail.
pinkiecutie:
Oh What A Life! Should I Sell My Virginity To Retain My Job?

good evening Nigerian's..

my heartfelt greetings goes to you guys once more as you this forum was instrumental to my getting a job last year August...

This is my story. I work for an auditing firm , name withheld by me. early this year I occasionally caught my boss staring at me provocatively I.e lustfully but I just took it as nothing serious because he has never made advances before to me.
Earlier this month, he started complimenting my looks and all, but I still not suspecting anything reciprocated by complimenting his good looks too..
After all who doesn't want to be in the good books of his or her boss..
On the 21st of Jan , he called me into his office and offered me a seat.
I sat innocently, and from there he started his talk about how hard working I was and all.
As if that was not enough, he drew closer and tried to fumble my breast..this man in his mid fifties , had no shame when I politely told him that I was still a virgin and that he should stop..
He apologized and asked me out of his office..
About three days later, he sent for me and presented my termination letter. When I opened the letter, a tear dropped off my eyelids as I saw in block black and bold letters "TERMINATION OF APPOINTMENT DUE TO REDUNDANCY" . I stood there for close to five minutes not knowing what to say.After a while I managed to utter a thank you sir and left to pack all my belongings out of the company..
I went home to meet my sick mom(my father is late, I am an only child), when I saw her state I couldn't just bring it upon my self to tell her that I was just sacked..
right now, all the money I have been spending has gone to my mother's treatment..
even to eat now is a problem, right now having 1000 naira is like a million naira...
I have considered giving in but my vow to keep my virginity till marriage is still strong ( this virginity till marriage is a family thing. my mom,mom's mom and so on where Virgins)
so confused right now lord please help me, in your loving kindness touch the hearts of men to look upon your daughter who has chosen to live according to your ways amen...
Politics › Re: CAN Lists 40 Achievements Of President Buhari In 9 Months by chronique(m): 9:47pm On Feb 24, 2016
I think the writer of this article is an idiotic sycophant. People like this make Buhari look worse than He is. Buhari may have good intentions for the nation but when sycophants start praising him and giving a list of what he hasn't done as achievements,they automatically put him in bad light as someone not sincere and as someone claiming what is not. Nigerians know when to say give buhari credits;all these sycophants should just keep quiet and stop making him look very bad.
Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 8:39am On Feb 24, 2016
Toks 09 Venza

Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 8:38am On Feb 24, 2016
Toks 013 evoque for sale

Politics › Re: Army Sacks Police Station In Umuahia by chronique(m): 12:52am On Feb 24, 2016
After,if I say most Nigerians behave like animals,some people will say I'm taking it to the extreme. So,there's an issue between 2 police officers and a soldier and the best way the army can handle it,is to go to the station,beat up all the officers there,whisk them away,and leave the police station empty. And to think some idiots here are applauding the army for a job well done,just shows you how poor the mental facult of a lot of Nigerians are. So when I call majorit of Nigerians barbarians,I'm probably not wrong. I wonder how foreigners reading this news,would see Nigerians. The nation's security outfits have engaged in a show of shame and national disgrace,and the citizens are happ about it. Such a sad tale.
Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests Abba Moro, Others Over 2014 Immigration by chronique(m): 11:23pm On Feb 22, 2016
While Moro is being held responsible for that tragic event,Nigerians should/must also learn how to behave like human beings,and must stop behaving like animals,in public. Knowing fully well how poor we are at behaving orderly in public,I can to a large extent attribute that tragic event to the barbaric behavior of most Nigerians. I have seen people in a crowd of roughly around 200 people,behave same way. We need total reorientation of the mind,in this country.
Career › Re: How Are You Coping With ACCA Exam Fees Payment? by chronique(m): 10:14am On Feb 22, 2016
Well,I really won't feel it now cos I do not intend to take any paper this year... Hopefully by next year,things would have normalized.
Politics › Re: Why We Can’t Recover Funds Looted By Alison-madueke, Others — Presidency by chronique(m): 3:45pm On Feb 21, 2016
The unseriousnesss of this current government,calls for serious concerns. The govt is looking for lawyers who would only get paid,based on the successes recorded in recovering the loot;how many lawyers of timber and caliber are ready to do that nonsense with you? Even the perennial failure that calls himself Festus Keyamo( EFCC lead counsel),would not work on such terms(I guess).
Crime › Re: Man Murders Fiancée In Port-Harcourt Hotel (photo) by chronique(m): 11:22pm On Feb 15, 2016
When psychos like these are still roaming about,how on earth are we expected to trust ourselves in relationships? How do you murder or hurt someone you claim to love? I seriously don't understand certain things.
Autos › Re: Over 100 cars available for sale here;Come In And Make Your Choice. by chronique(op): 9:03am On Feb 15, 2016
Toks 2008 Camry

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