₦airaland Forum

Davash222:
Rip close girlfriend.

Lol my guy no try...Say na Close gf...
they get the unclose one...

Maduawuchukwu:
The latest Palm wine release by SDC is dope. Have you listened to it?

very maddd...
Ghost n Tec love those guys...

NamelessOGBENI:
Phenom was on Phyno's Get The Info single, Eldee is retired(talks about rap retirement scheme), T.R, O.D, M9 are a bit here and there. Ice Prince is super cool apart from the features he had with Kwesta, Sarkodie, Khaligraph Jones and MI, Jesse Jagz working on an album "Garba" I don't know much about FreeStyle and I think it's Rukus you mean and not Ruclean.


I'm glad A-Q and the homie Vader is getting the credits now, SDC (Poe inclusive) are doing good, been a while I hear from Mojeed, Sute, Chyn, Ozone, Boogey, Paybac, Eclipse, Eva Alordiah, LucyQ, Tizzy and a host of others I can't mention..

was poe a part of SDC?...

Lol this is all so embarrassing...

you should never have to bend over to please a woman this much...

not that am in support of this wimps of a human but how do non simps impress a lady or get her at all?...

I want to understand something...

ObaIgwe1:
Yesterday I thought it was a joke Norwich trashing Leicester

I didn't know the mother of all jokes was coming today

Who could have imagined little Watford trashing mighty Liverpool with 3 unreplied goals?

Wonders they say shall never end.

My Guy well done O...

what kind of work you do in Gambia?...

is it tech related? contract?

would like to hear from you...

Can anyone suggest a conducive location I can setup a meetup with a potential investor of mine...

We have worked together before on a smaller scale. It was more like an apprenticeship for my former boss...

He's foreign based and quite educated...

Suggestions please...Where would you go to impress or give an investor or partner a good time.


Cc lalasticlala
Cc Dominique

sassysure:
This one wey u dey give me kiss today, am i safe?

I know our people. We love enjoyment na
Babe want to sit in fine car and go dining in one big restaurant, snap picture and post.

As at 10 yrs ago, silverbird cinema at central area Abuja sells a scoop of popcorn 500naira. Roadside popcorn was 50naira. We babes want silverbird cinema popcorn. I have forgotten the name of that plaza.
When u go there, u change accent to americana
U guys in Lagos are low budget babes. Come to Abuja and see fake life at its best.

U will buy ordinary polo there around 7k and it's made in china but has something like Armani or Hugo on the label.
I'm sure now should be around 15 or 20k.

Nigerians

Lol this babe cracked me up...

maitama maitama...how many times did I call you...

Hanks0000:
Omg.. I just started watching the Ozark series today ooo

Lol...me too...

it makes sense sha...

But Americans don tire sha...

Corona O...

junnyjake:
What area of Tech are you specialized in?

Software development...Website to be precise...
you in tech too?

Cyanife:
What airline bro I could help u out

you work in an Airport?

sweettease:
From flight attendant to bridesmaids in one week. OP which way? May beautiful women not land you in trouble.

no be your kind cause am...

Kishkosh:
This OP no sabi lie at all. Next time you wanna post your writing. Ask someone to critic it for you.

You mentioned that before you left the airplane, you asked a co- flight attendant and she couldn't recognize her and you don't even know her name
How were you able to describe her to the airline in your email to the airline to the extent that they said they will convene your message to her.
Indabosky.

they didn't know who...

they said they were going to ask around...I doubt they did...they just didn't want me searching to avoid disturbing her duties..

HantaVirus:
Damn

My experience with a Goddess was a dark skinned Kenyan beauty I met at the American airlines arena(Where the Miami Heat basketball team play their home games) in the year 2007...I was watching the game and suddenly,our eyes met and I beheld the most beautiful black skinned woman I've ever seen

She was glittering and had white pearly teeth...I smiled at her and she smiled back..After the games I walked to her and introduced myself and she told me she was Kenyan and I was about saying I'm African too when I heard

Hey,sorry meet my boyfriend,George

It was then I realized the quiet dude that sat near her was her boo and damn it, Dude was quiet as a graveyard...Lol

Lol this was funny...

her bf is an introvert...he noticed everything that happened just didn't know how to push out and react..

Emotionss:
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Dear op hope you know that 89,987 MEN and even women are also looking for the same woman ?

Lol...statistics dey sha...

Exc2000:



the problem with bar tender , waiters, Nurses, Secretaries and flight attendants is everyone find them nice, everyone find them sexy, everyone ask for their numbers(except O.P), everyone ask them out (except O.P)

And out of everyone which could mean thousands of Men and Lesbian, she might find over 20 attractive, flirt with 15 and bang 10.. O.P are you ready to share your woman with the likes of Adam Oshiomhole the notorious Flight Attendant smasher?

.

hahaha...make una leave baba osho O...

I shall be part of the banged 10...

Antai123:
Same thing happened to me during my service year(2019) to be precise at Gwarinpa, Abuja. ...I was rushing to meet up with my CDS activities and I meet this lady driving out from one of the street, and the weather was very harsh that day, Mehn, Only for this lady to stop and ask me "pls can I give u a ride?". I was like�..so surprise to see a lady offering such a helping hand to me. So I entered the car and she drove off...Mehn at the first instant I was very relaxed cos the AC was at 100%...and it blew sense into my head.
The lady started hosting me from the spot she lifted me to my destination, she even abandoned her own duties. But I was just forming inside the Vehicle. I forgot to ask for her number. Guest what I alighted from the Vehicle and the lady still stood for a while, I couldnt ask for her number..I only said God bless u..and she left..Mehn since that day, I have been looking for the lady but to no avail....

Lol similar instances...

just that yours you were up close...

Prechgold1180:
Op this is what we call love in the air

You have a point Sha but u actually pointing to yaself

What am I typing
Op is d girl tall is she d davido chioma type I think I know her
But wait how did this trend get to front page

You pipo sef


Wait op wat of dat ur gf
U sef

Lol you dey as a kite my guy...

And my girl is fine...

Ebenezer2O2O:
cup with this baba osho and aircrew stuff?
About 3 nairalanders have said this.
Is there anything I don't know?
Gist me abeg

Oshomole (former gov of edo) married an Air hostess named lara...

Angel1696:
My guy be careful ooo hope its not the same girl am eyeing too on that same flight.

Lol...my guy no be you been dey with pilot?...

Originalsly:
Chuky7 ... the air hostess is a professional. Why build up all this feelings and expectations? Don't ever mistake courtesy for love. She would love to learn about tech.... do you really think she is serious?... and wouldn't mind if you be the teacher? Bro.... take that as a pat response.... a response on the fly. If she had any interest in you period... she would've been hovering around your seat area and flashed you coded signs. Maybe she saw the anxiety in you and avoided you for the rest of the flight. You missed nothing.... maybe embarrassment/disappointment. She made an impression on you.... move on with the memory.... hope that your paths cross again in the positive. For now ...move on with the memory.

okay well said...

Rawhumper:
Las las na spirit you meet,thank God you no do more with her for plane.

You for dey talk another thing by now as u no see am again










quote author=Chuky7 post=89701029]Four months ago before the covid 19 pandemic a company I was working for(On contract basis) flew me and my team members to our destination of work and back when the work was done.

During this flight I saw this pretty fair skinned Flight Attendant. She was just so astonishing beautiful and diligent, always smiling at everyone(obviously being the nature of her work)

I guess she had a magic touch on because I couldn't get my mind off her. She only had contact with me once , when I requested a change of seat so I could view the sky. I told her she was gorgeous and good at her work. She smiled and asked what I do I told her am into tech. She said she knew nothing about tech but would love to learn a thing or two. That moment she left to attend to other passengers.

We got to our destination. The plane landed and passengers were getting off.

I looked around for her as I stood up but didn't see her. I even asked one of her fellow flight attendant if she knew her but she couldn't recognize who I spoke of. So I left it that way.

she just stuck in my mind until now..
I’ve searched from Google ,facebook and instagram and even some dating websites. Nothing.

Of course i sent an email to the Airline to
Praise them for their service and codedly asked for her contact number
unfortunately they told me the info is
Private and they can only share the email
to him when she's off duty.
I am hoping on trying all the possible way to find her
I bought some flight tickets of her airline for
traveling

Am just hoping i can meet her again and get her number myself

How I hate myself for
not being smart and fast enough to ask for
her contact details before I alight from the
plane. I even forgot her name and I do not
know how am I going to locate her.

I love meeting people all around the world and in spontaneous places. Other than the normal. That really gets my blood rushing(I guess that's why I have so much interest in her)

how you suggest I find her?...

Has anyone had similar experience...maybe in the air or in some crazy location

cc Lalasticlala
cc justwise

Lol Air spirit...karachika...

Which States have low HIV prevalence rate in Nigeria

I know Ekiti is one of them...
which other...

Kidakudz5:
that person is a male.. just search that picture with Google image and see for your self

really...

Chicastle:
Whenever it rains that's when you will see no electricity supply anywhere in Nigeria.

Just dey watch now rain has come. They have full evidence of no electricity

Anu

Lol I have noticed this...

why anyways?...

ChewingStick:
who else came to see if they are doing give away from the millions

Lol...you go find tire...

I find that statement very contradictory...

I hear people say during GEJ tenure I got a job at a factory in ogun state. regardless of the government in place(Nigeria) you would have gotten that job.

I for one do not think the government(Nigeria)has any role in business success. it's not like they put out policies that ensure business success.

Most business succeed by luck or chance or are with people with the right business know how.

What do you think?...

Cc lalasticlala
Cc domiquie
Cc FOD

Lol prettyprint you didn't tell me you are igbo and "your outfit doesn't fit properly"...

PrettyPrint:
seems far from you

Lol depends on how you see it...
did you know jazz is short for Jay Zee

oyibotat:
I came across someone who is a student of Enugu State University of Science & Technology, ESUT. During our interaction, i was made to know that four years courses in ESUT can be done in one year. And that the school has a center in Onitsha were this fraud is coordinated.
Your admission letter will be back dated when you pay a huge some of money in the center in Onitsha, you take exams only once and you are a graduate. Many govt workers a rushing there for pay and become a graduate in one year. This has been trending for many years now according to a eye witness account
I think this is fraud and the necessary authority's attention should be draw to it inorder to save our university system

How much are they paying...