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SexytorresE:
how did u knw that?

Call it a hunch...I know an Atheist when I see one

To prevent further dumping, farming groups are trying everything to find places to send the excess milk — even lobbying pizza chains to increase the amount of cheese on every slice.

lol ....the bolded seems aggressive tho

anything to survive right

new2012:
Immediately I saw Okonjo I stopped reading.. She made a blunder and apologized less than a week ago and she's number one on a list of govt officials with history of lying.

If for anything, she's an honourable mention

Adesina, Tolu Ogunlesis, Bashir, Lauretta onochie. Those professional liars are not there. Lar Mohammed the legendary liar didn't even top the list.

To hell with you and your list

am trying to tell him same thing...wants to ruin an honorable woman's name

you put okonjo iwela there cause of one mistake...she's a very well composed woman with no intentions to spread fake news like uncle Dino

Ishilove:
Tragic. I never thought I will witness a pandemic my lifetime.

Are you scared?

Nukilia:
Just spray them insecticide, sanity will be restored...

insecticide

Are there bugs

Nukilia:
Just spray them insecticide, sanity will be restored...

insecticide

Are there bugs

Lamanii22:
I can never visit the beach period!

No be only period...Cramps

so if I wan throw birthday for you for beach you no go come

Dino number 1. Dino number 2. how many times I call you Dino

no be only set...are they sharing or not

this immature guy is back

doctore212:
Though the Olosho branch in my street is offering skeletal service,

I have two babes there on my bucket list.

I will be starting early 9am. The other one will be TDB

you be mad man O

which one na skeletal service?

doctore212:
Though the Olosho branch in my street is offering skeletal service,

I have two babes there on my bucket list.

I will be starting early 9am. The other one will be TDB

you be mad man O

which one na skeletal service?

SexytorresE:
smile

was gonna ask how your Easter was but I guess you dont do easter

SexytorresE:
Real me , ain’t gonna fake it

wait you single

SexytorresE:
Real me , ain’t gonna fake it

wait you single? cause dammmn those laps

Kelblaq:
replied!

Make I drop my number make we reason?

UjuJoan2:
1. Wake up by 6.30-7.
2. Morning Devotions with my family
3. Bathe my last child, feed her, make breakfast for everyone
4. Bathe and dress up for work
5. Lock myself up in my room, do my virtual meetings, send emails, work remotely . . .
5. Break at about 2pm for Lunch and gist/give them dictations/home work.
6. Go back to my room and round up work
5. Come out at about 4.30-5, exercise with my kids and bathe my baby.
6. Make Dinner for all, and watch TV till we all fall asleep.

Honestly I am really enjoying this lockdown. I spend more time with my kids, I even work better, I exercise daily, I enjoy having my husband around all day . . . This is fun!

how did you get your remote job ...can you guide me on that...and for which company?

Wakeup Workout(for abs) Eat Surf Nairaland Listen to songs(mostly russ) Eat Watch movie Code(learn to design site) Workout at night(lift weight) Eat Sleep Night downloads(money heist) Sleep again.

olujastro:
This is my experience abroad...

Nigerian girls after settling into their professions abroad are only looking at guys who are doing as well or better than them professionally and financially.

A white woman who is a Doctor will fall in love with a cook, cleaner, clerk, etc.
But materialism is a big problem with Nigerians so people love what someone is (what they have) rather than who they are (their personality), hence the reason most career girls abroad are yet to find Nigerian men of their dreams, not until they start getting older and desperate before their eyes clear.
A lot of single Nigerian girls in Norway are in this category.
The same story in Canada, where I hadn't even landed at the time and my friend was already trying to hook me up with her single friend who is a nurse.
Local man quickly declined her offer

Best comment on this thread....when you live in a sane society you don't get bothered by certain things like financial status of your potential spouse they are more concerned by how well you both connect

mikkyangel3:
As a software developer working remotely for a US tech company, I am paid well (circa $5k) and I live in Nigeria. Do I wish to immigrate to Canada? the thought used to cross my mind but since I got my remote job, my people I perished the thought. I even used to watch @whizqueen videos on YT (she used to be my neighbor in Surulere so I know am reach house) but not anymore.

Baba I aint going to any Canada or any foreign country at least permanently. if I want to collect fresh air , I can travel briefly and return or I go on company expense during our yearly retreat which is most times in Europe. Visa issues for me is the only time I hate my nationality and the green passport I carry.
$5k in Nigeria is not beans with $1 == #420 now and likely to increase.
Brethren just keep praying make oil fall on your head and you make it anywhere you are. Clearly Canada isnt heaven. I prefer heat (I can put on my AC) than subzero cold.

To each man his own.

Peace.

What US company you work remotely for?? How did you Apply?

Shibaraba:
Op simply justified the first thread. Like your gaptooth though

And it made front page. Let me use this opportunity to pass a message .Do you know that when you give you actually receive? People dey hungry for this lock down. Some you go see outside dey laugh but Owu Don blow dem. Please pick your phone, call that your family and friend. This is an opportunity to make people smile. Yes scammers dey...But even if you're scammed while doing good the blessing remains the same. Even if na 1k give. You just might save a life. Hunger bad

(Miss you Hungerbad. Rip)

You got a problem with gap tooth?

best thread of the year

this guy is just so funny....he don leave WWE go Mountain...lol

Stephenmoka4:
Have you ever listen to some girls discussion e.g

Jane: how far that your guy Rose
Rose: He's fine oo saw him last week
Jane: This one You're keeping face like... what have he done this time
Rose: Leave me oo
Jane: Tell me, we single girls that don't know all this guy's something
Rose: The guy that won't let his hands stay one place
Jane: hmm so...
Rose: I just allow him, all this while he has been disturbing me since to reach his place. If I don't go now it will look like I don't like him, now see.
Jane: All this guys self, there is one that is worrying me since the day he bought X for me.
Rose: Don't be like me...


Sometimes
their behind the scenes conversation is weird.
Not all girls

lol...this got me...but na true...they talk a lot of weird n funny shit behind the scenes

I once overhead a girl ask another "babes e don divk you"

Kelblaq:
Ah need someone that will put me through in this Yahoo biz...

I don open Facebook tire, dem dey block even Pinterest sef wey one guy say make i dey bomb, that one too still dey tear me.

Someone should come for my rescue biko I ready to loyal to any person wey Sabi the matter to put me through...

G vicky put u through...pm make we reason

vickyhow:
Quote me on a dead thread, drop your no. Lemme add u up on WhatsApp Let's chat Work!!

na the matter I wan reason

Moralgladiator:
19? She's clearly an adult,same as you are so it's no big deal,it's just the prostitute in women you are exploring early enough.
'pullout king'...nice nick but please use condoms because there may be another fellow around already exploring or waiting to explore the prostitute in her also. We all do it but only a few ever have the guts to talk about it. Be safe young blood.

simple ...this is how you comment...matured n straightforward

Coldie:
This yahoo thing is getting out of hand.

I know a guy who left Nigeria for Dubai, just to go and do yahoo.

Nigeria name don spoil these people no care. They know travel to other countries set up base there and spoil there names.

From Nigeria they flooded Ghana, south Africa, Du
Dutch
bai. Even some in China.

You are not hacking the internet you are scamming your fellow human being. Some of these people might commit suicide cause of this some might GI into permanent depression.

Just so u can have money to buy iPhone and be fvcking university girls

lol....that last line got me....girls are the motivation if you ask some

sisisioge:
It was simple. Mine didn't need oiling. I just moved the upper and lower cups covering those screw a bit away from touching the bottom or top and screw them tight. The noise was because the screws were loose and the cups kept touching the roof and the bottom of the fan when in motion. Simply moved them away abit and screw tightly.

had same issue last 2 months....was so noisy especially at night

can't really see him as president sorry...he has tried severely n never prevailed


where's Bloomberg sef

IME1:
Congratulations to her


I think some people think savagery is funny or makes a group, forum or gist lively and fun
But tbt it shows an innate deficiency, lack, envy, jealousy, depression and inferiority complex.

In many posts that require simple congrats, thank God, rip, get well, stay safe, happy birthday or married life...
You see several comments about complexion, body counts, tribe, religion, financial status, and other irrelevant things

Wisdom is profitable so I give you this for your profit 2 Corinthians 10:12

Let there be love...
Go ahead and inspire, motivate and encourage
Life is fragile, what account would you give of your life in where you spoke, what you did and how you thought...

Life is bigger than the Internet
You reap what you sow
Many are living in the consequences of what they have thought, said and done in times past which they never repented from, apologised for and never took as serious or wrong

true sha.....congrats ma...I wish u a happy n fulfilled life