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kingogundana:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: GVT 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a very short note on why Aisha Buhari cannot go to the USA.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

Don't Copy!!!

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Mr. Lecturer, this exam gbana o!

How can you define Budget padding that is not even contained in the English dictionary, talk more economics text book?


Oga Dulllardinho and his fellow looters of returned loot are just busy helping themselves secretly and using new codes to rename the stealing.

If you catch them, they will simply say they don't know what the new name they use to hide corruption means.[/size]

TheHerald:
Shocking links have emerged tying Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton to the late tyrant, General Sani Abacha suggesting that the American politician may have benefitted from Abacha’s tyranny.

According to Sahara Reporters, it is alleged that a senior official of the Clinton Foundation, sought State Department favors for Gilbert Chagoury, the Nigerian-Lebanese businessman convicted of helping former head of state Sani Abacha steal billions of public dollars.

These revelations were said to be contained in a 2009 exchange of emails between Clinton Foundation executive Doug Band and two senior State Department officials during Mrs. Clinton’s time as Secretary of State.
These allegations have of course caused whispers to fly around especially as the US elections are coming up soon.

It has become canon fodder for the Republican party to mud sling and they’ve claimed that the Clintons abused their role as public servants, and worked against US interests, by granting favors to foreign interests through their Foundation.

Sahara Reporters report that the emails sent on April 25th, 2009 further allege that Mr. Band, a former aide to US President Bill Clinton and a key figure at the Foundation, emailed Secretary of State Clinton’s chief of staff, Cheryl Mills and deputy chief Huma Abedin with a request that they schedule a meeting between Mr. Chagoury and the key US “substance person” in Lebanon. Mr. Band described Mr. Chagoury as a “key guy” for the foundation and said the meeting was “very important.”

Mrs. Abedin, a longtime personal aide to Mrs. Clinton, replied by agreeing to contact the US Ambassador to Lebanon, Jeffrey Feltman, on Mr. Chagoury’s behalf, prompting a final email from Mr. Band urging her to call the Ambassador immediately, reminding her again that Mr. Chagoury was “very important.”

It turns out that the very Important Mr. Chagoury was a go-between for the Abacha regime and that their relationship has been on for years even from before Abacha seized power.

He had also donated generously to the Clinton foundation and quite suspiciously, all plans to sanction Nigeria after the suspected assassination of MKO Abiola for human rights violation were shelved.

Abacha is seen by many as the worst leader the country has ever had with the many atrocities that occurred during his regime and he was also able to make himself wealthy with the help of Chagoury.

Mr. Chagoury had been said to have designed a complex global network of shell companies, offshore bank accounts and fraudulent business deals that allowed Abacha and his family and cronies – including himself – to siphon off an estimated $4 billion in oil revenue and tax money in 1993 when the General seized power.

Chagoury was rumored to be the man to go to if any business wanted to move into Nigeria at that time and he’d take his cut and provide Abacha and his inner circle with their. Even Nuhu Ribadu erstwhile head of the EFCC said one couldn’t investigate corruption without looking at Chagoury.

The donation of Chagoury to the Clinton foundation (rumoured to be $500,000) which Hillary Clinton was very active in was money that may have been gotten from the millions he laundered from Nigeria in collaboration with Abacha, money that Abacha himself got from oppressing Nigerians.

Mr. Chagoury was finally convicted In 2000 of laundering stolen money in Switzerland, and returned $66 million to the Nigerian treasury. A year later, he admitted in a London court to having laundered $300 million for the Abacha family, and escaped prosecution by agreeing to return as much as $200 million to the Nigerian treasury. Mr. Chagoury was also investigated by the US in connection with the Halliburton bribery scheme which funneled $180 million to Abacha, but escaped prosecution.

Unfortunately, the Clinton Foundation have been unable to explain why they accepted donations from a convicted money launderer of Nigeria’s stolen wealth or why they intervened with the State Department on his behalf.

http://www.herald.ng/hillary-took-blood-money-nigeria/

The Clintons and their love for money.
America will soon be for sale.

[size=18pt]Now that is Bull Sh*t
LIES from a dull mind that has run out of deceitful tricks![/size]

[size=14pt]Why is it that the average northerner is simply interested in sharing government money?

You rarely find any that loses sleep over thinking how Nigeria can make more money from solid minerals or agriculture to cushion the low revenue regime.[/size]

[size=14pt]To show the difference between Buhari and other Nigerian leaders, Goats, dogs and even chickens have been named "Jonathan", "Obasanjo" or even "Yar'adua" and non of these presidents threw innocent people into jail nor killed the animals.

But Buhari is such a petty, immature dictator that he would send his killer army and DSS against a private citizen simply for naming his pet Buhari.

Come to think of it, Does Buhari think he is the only Buhari on earth?

When the catch his loot now, like Aisha Buhari denied her corruption scandal by saying that she was not the only Aisha Buhari on earth, Buhari will equally deny he isn't the only man named Buhari on earth.[/size]

[size=15pt]Okay o! Una don win.

Buhari should go ahead and bomb Niger Delta region. As he has acquired the almighty Russian weapons.

I will be here when you all pushing for this war out of hatred for that region, will also say it was the death blow that sealed the fate of Nigeria.

Mark my words again, this war will start in the Niger Delta, but will end in another region of Nigeria.[/size]

[size=15pt]Just Naija collapsing slowly before our eyes.

Even Chimpanzees are now praying for Buhari to remember his promises.[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__vOncHeMg

[size=15pt]Just Naija collapsing everyday right before our eyes.

Even Chimpanzees are now praying for Buhari to remember his promises.[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__vOncHeMg

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Buhari has sold us fake change promise, while his REAL intention had always been revenge against sections of Nigeria.

It's so sad we have gone from an inept GEJ to a reckless illiterate fanatic like Buhari bent on provoking a civil war in Nigeria[/size]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3pwOU2fWQc

EmeeNaka:
Hahaha
E don set.
They're now looking for wailers form
Nigeria will never be great.

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Exactly Bro,

Ezekwesili and other jobbers that sold us the Changii mantra should hush!

Let us enjoy our changii
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3pwOU2fWQc

[size=15pt]Buhari, this war you are asking for cannot be won with Russian helicopters.

I don't expect you to listen, because you a daft bigot that believes completely in the gun.

But you will finally bury Nigeria the minute you shoot one bullet in the Niger Delta against the people you have always hated.

Buhari has sold us fake change promise, while his REAL intention had always been revenge against sections of Nigeria[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3pwOU2fWQc

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Buhari has sold us fake change promise, while his REAL intention had always been revenge against sections of Nigeria

Naija is collapsing everyday right before our eyes.

Even Chimpanzees are now praying for Buhari to remember his promises.[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f__vOncHeMg

[size=15pt]GREED is what it is called.

Everyone wants to pollute Niger Delta and steal its oil.

If north finds oil today, will it give up 87% of it so that southern states will get a lion share of it?

Food for thought.[/size]

When a pig is dirty, it is not news.

I support the immediate and orderly divestment of Igbo from Lagos and other places in the north.

As soon as that is complete, Yorba must divest from PH and Onitshs and abooki must leave the various parts of the South East they have quietly created Emirates and spying and plotting how to murder the locals and take over their land.

GODKID98:
we need DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!!

We need to treat every Nigerian fairly.

An average Nigerian will want the country to remain United if the issue of oppression by religion or if you belong to 5% or 97% will be stopped for good.

Funny enough, Nigerians and their leaders frown at injustice or apartheid when it involves non Nigerians but will wholeheartedly approve and support the practice of discrimination by religion or creed when it involves Nigerians.

naijaking1:
The DSS, army, and EFCC are already the northern avengers

Exactly.

Northerners don't need anymore avengers since the army and DSS are already avenging southerners for them

The massive lie that Niger Delta oil exploration was paid for by the North should be stopped.
At no time in the sad history of Nigeria was the north ever richer than the south nor did they approve of using groundnut money to build anything whatsoever in the south. In fact, part of the reason Britain amalgamated northern Nigeria to the south was to use southern wealth to develop the north. The north has merely pretended to be Nigerians simply to steal the southern oil money for itself using all sorts of dubious lies to justify the lion share of other peopled redourced they awarded themselves

I am happy for the north to use our oil money to find oil if that will bring justice and resource control in Nigeria. But please stop living that you helped anyone in some utopian past history of Nigeria. It never happened

North know they are the trouble, but they enjoy it because it forces the south to cede their resources to northerners in order to buy peace.

Because it was a fluke.
Aisha Buhari NEVER visited the USA.

Digitron:
This rejoiner shows that Gov Ugwuanyi or his Aids are following discussion on this forum





But my problem with this poor response is, if our government can take loan to carry out white elephant projects, why can the state govt seek loan to finance this important project

My great concern about Government. Ugwuanyi is that he seems simply concerned about Nsukka and neglecting Enugu. One hopes he finds a way of developing Nsukka and Enugu simultaneously. If not he will create a Nigeria type situation in the politics of the state. Where vicious triball allegiances will be stronger than the general good of the state.

These planes will soon be used to entrench injustice in Nigeria. Attacking people for protesting against unjust treatment of their land.

NDA should learn how to shoot slightly in front of a flying Nigeria airforce plane. It takes a bit of skill to do it

[size=14pt]At some level , you got to respect Sen. Shehu Sani for speaking the truth fearlessly.

Imagine El Rufai ,Ngige or Obasanjo who were all card carrying PDP people mouthing the same party they were the hench men as if it was some imaginary persons that ran that party.

Tomorrow, he will jump to PRP and start talking about APC as if some aliens formed and ran it too.[/size]

Shagari and Jonathan were the only ones that really cared for Nigeria.

The rest of them are thieves and opportunists except Shenekan.

[size=13pt]Since Buhari became Fresident, his Fulani brothers have operated with impunity and disregard for the laws of the land. ....and they are right.

Nothing anybody can do about it.[/size]

Ofodirinwa:
Heavy Security Risk Alert

Awomamma
Ideato
Otulu
Mbidi
Oguta
Orlu
and the entire Oru region including Ihiala please copy this message and post it on your facebook

Anything they're planning they won't be successful because this is the most battle ready corner of Imo.

[size=14pt]They are plotting the Agatu style attacks on those villages......under their deceitful tag "Fulani Herdsmen"

I hope those communities take the warning seriously before they are all dead.[/size]

jahsharon:
Please was it oyel that made Major Patrick Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu and his gang of murderers including their godfather Nnamdi Azikiwe to kill Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Ahmadu Bello, Ladoke Akintola and other Northern and South West leaders while hiding the traitor Nnamdi Azikiwe abroad? Make thunder fire your generations.

[size=13pt]Abooki and manufacturing of lies.Anyhow, I won't waste time responding to fictional tales, when everyone already knows Nigeria's history.

It is very obvious abookis are the most hateful and wicked group of people in Nigeria.

Abookis are the biggest beneficiaries of a united Nigeria, yet they are the ones that work against Nigeria's unity by being so parochial in everything.

The average abooki wants to use executive power to oppress other sections of Nigeria. Which has become an unacceptable behavior and folks are getting prepared to fight abooki excesses. Meanwhile since 1999, even when non-abooki were the executive, they were decent enough to ALWAYS give abookis their due in Nigeria. Even giving abookis a lion share of resources they had no right to collect.[/size]

APCHaram:
Buhari is searching desperately for oil in the Chad basin area of Borno.

What he doesn't know is that if they find crude in commercial quantities in Borno, then they can kiss their northern unity goodbye!

That will be the day a Kanuri man will tell a Fulani man to go back to Futan Jalo!

That will be the day a Kanuri man will tell a Hausa Man that Borno is not and was never part of the Sokoto Caliphate , that this is El Kanemi !

Then how about Islamic insurgency?

Boko Haram will have more than enough zeal and motivation to step up their game in controlling the oil wells just as they are doing in Syria.

ISIS is the only Islamic terror organization with a steady cash flow stemming from proceeds they get from selling Syrian and Iraqi oil within their control.

I expect Bagdadi to draft the Benghazi Brigade to help capture the oil wells.

[size=14pt]True,
Yet, I pray abookis find oil and leave us alone to develop decently without bloodshed.

Like the Daura dulllard, the average abooki intensely hates Nigeria and their southern compatriots, but wants to remain "Nigerian" because of OIL

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dunkem21:
I don't support this

[size=14pt]I 100% support.

See what Buhari has turned Nigeria into, out of reckless and unwarranted bigotry.
Nigeria is a hair breath away from an open and bloody civil war from how Buhari has showed contempt for Nigeria's diversity.

Yet he shouts "One Naijerea"..as if that guarantees unity just because he said it.[/size]

Alfaab:
Yes and clean my hands with soap or sand thereafter.

Ezekiel 36:25
Then will I sprinkle clean water upon you, and ye shall be clean : from all your
filthiness, and from all your idols, will I ...

Abooki and violence.

oyinkinola:
... recently, i travel to a country, i take a bus although nobody know his co-chair sitter because it's in the night, so when sun rise, we stopped to pray as tradition of the people there, it was when got back into the bus that i know i was sitting with my fellow nigerian, i greet him, hello bros! how are you? he answer fine, how far the family? they were feeling fine, he said; business? he said we are managing o!, everything is cordial and i feel at home. But this didn't last long before i realise am in wrong hand!
thing go sour when i asked about the situation in nigeria!
how is nigeria situation today? he cry in loud voice 'what nigeria! the zoo of the dullard president? the zoo will fall soon! let me tell you stupid! biafra is now or never! louder and louder his voice become intense, all the passengers in the bus looking at our direction, even the driver is looking at us through his center mirror! i was shocked and embarrass, God so good he didn't arm i would have gun down! so in this confused situation i plunged myself to, i was pray in mind for God to safe me; try to calm him down but it's like pouring petrol on fire! he speak igbo in angry , it was then that people intervene, one old said, what went wrong btw you, are you not from the same country!
before we arrive at the destination, i was awake watched all his body motion to avert been attack, we arrive at destination and everybody part-away!
this was a mistake I've ever made in journey!

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Mschewww!

Another useless abooki liar using Yoruba name to disguise his fear that his wicked zoo of a country is grinding to a halt.[/size]

[size=14pt]Northern Nigeria is actually the richest part of Nigeria.Just like Africa is the most resource rich continent in the world.

Like Africa, northern Nigeria is filled with wicked, greedy leaders who are concerned only for themselves, while telling the people to hate the southerners and the white men just to distract them from the atrocious leadership they get.[/size]