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ibrews:
What abt the serious peeps that intimidates u with reading from morning till night or going 2 library everyday and u will start wondering if u are serious or not!

So on point. you got me laughing. I feel you bro. they plenty well well. but you know the amazing thing be say some of them no dey go read anything all nah wash. there was this guy na so he like night reading, afternoon reading all types of reading so I start to dey follow am but I realise say this guy after one hour he don start to dey sleep. but me still dey . I go shake my head.

easystudy101:
Is it a private bank?

Or us it owned by the government?

I'd like to know the answer to this.

are you not educated? this question is very stupid. smh for today's youth.

aduhube:
Gone are the days when the rewards of teachers are in heaven. They are rewarded here on earth. I know about schools in Nigeria that pay teachers as much as 200k per month. Some schools also pay as low as 25k. Now, let's know how much you're paid in your school. This information will help us in deciding the schools where we can drop our CVS. It may also encourage jobless youths to take up teaching instead of sitting idle at home. My school pays me 90k. Name: Kagex college, Ketu. Let's know yours.

I live in ketu oooo. me never hear of kagex college oooo. Op lie small small nah . I have never seen their bus before how come ?

ProfCorruption: Of all time? What a joke!

what a big joke. dont take the list serious it was obviously compiled by all those silly bloggers. OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! where is sir victor uwaifo's joromi, where are ebenezer obey's great songs, what of king sunny ade, i think i compiler of the list is drunk. OF ALL TIME!!!!!! lets even come close aliltle bit. where is modenine's cry, where is asa's bibanke or jailer, where is , where is .... the compiler is drunk i repeat.... Copy??

Asito: errghm not to burst ur bubble or anithing, but there is something we humans call "paradox" , and am sure if you wernt too busy brimming with excitment over creating a thread u would have had a rethink so as not to create a useless one. *not dat its my business or anything. #MyOneKobo.

you just suceeded in typing trash .

Tarenaija: Hi NLs, Im Tare Niro a .singer,songwriter,and producer(which i learnt in other to easily find to work with after wasting a lot of my money on different amateur producers). It is much harder to succe ed individually so i wanto form a highly talented group. If u are interested, feel free to drop ur email or add me on facebook and lets make the rest of 2014 happen for us!

cool. I like your spirit. My name is Osas. I just drop my first official single. it just launched on jaguda.com, mp3bulletin.com, 360nobs.com and also on starfm yesterday. you can download the song. I am a soul artist but I am willing to work with talented guys. Here is a link to download the song http://mp3bullet.com/osas-love-so-amazing-prod-chordless/

Let us promote good music or else good music will go extinct in naija oooo. it is good song.

Gospel Inspirational Soul
singer “Osas” debuts into the
Nigerian music scene with “Love
so Amazing” a motivational song
produced by ChordLess , Mixed
and Mastered by SWAPSondMix.
http://mp3bullet.com/osas-love-so-amazing-prod-chordless/

yea.,The tupac story continues.
That day in school was a day I don't think any student present will ever forget everywhere was so rowdy.one week pass we no see tupac for school, two weeks pass no tupac. then on the third week he showed up, but he did not come alone..... see boys.... a liltle digression there is bad zone opposite my school they call the place Dagbolu village that place nah community of igbo smokers and amazingly students, young boys they among na from there tupac bring him boys. the first thing they do nah to beat our gateman to stuppor and tie am down because he was given an instruction never to let tupac enter the school again ,,he stopping them from entering nah so they deal with the baba ooo. They were heading to a certain place can you guess.

to be continued
So one day on the assembly ground his name was called that he should come out. You have to see the way he was bouncing. He went out all the teacher were on standby he has so much humiliated them. he claimed the podium na so like 6 teachers gathered the guy forced him to lay on a table so they can flog him, as they were trying to hold the properly na so the guy slipped from them and ran away he jumped a one storey building because the podium in the school was the balcony of the first floor,of our senior school block na so this guy oooo enter bush you have to come and see the way students were hailing this guy. he became more popular. Part 2, The coming back of tupac. Gci ikorodu true story

I went to Gci ikorodu. There was the guy we call him 2pac that is what everyone call him. I don't even know his real name. This guy was so rugged that he slaps teachers. I actually witnessed one where he slaped our I.r.k teacher a man for scolding him. one day on the assembly ground he was called...... to be continued

bonechamberlain: how come he was shot in the leg, who is sure its not a ploy to pull him out of the Battle field... I don't know when b.h started shooting in the leg

I shake my head for your level of stupidity.

sexzskil: What is Shoki Shoki for fvck sake? Isn't it better we cancell music in this country and listen to only foreign or gospel? I saw some youths dancing Shoki just now and i was moved in tears for this slum of a country Ah! The Black race is finished! How i wish i was never born a Black. Boko Haram are threatening to wipe out part of Nigeria, looting is on the rise, more problems are advancing, the world is ferociously marching on, and all what these garbages can be putting out is Shoki Shoki, Dorrobucci, Caro, Rihanna, Ejeajo, gobe, skelewu, etc , etc Am ashamed of Najeriya


MODS put this on frontpage now! Let these emb.eciles called artists see this. If u do not do this, may the blood of the innocents be on your head. Music has a role to play in a nation's development. How can we ever as a nation move forward when all our youths listen to is Shoki Shoki. Seun, take note. This isn't ART this is INSANITY!!

so because bokoharam is bombing every where and people are looting so we should not dance or listen to music again abi? Op you are officially dumb. even in Iraq people still party.

xxxtedyxxx: @ a point..u will need to talk to her...one on one. Chatting is gud, but don't be limited to just normal I'm stuffs. Read pages 9-12.

my guy you are doing a good job. I posted an issue of mine some time last week and you gave a solution and amazingly it worked but I am having another issue .This girl is now my girlfriend we just started dating but she chats with me everyday I mean every time so In order not to talk talk and talk to each other too much I now scoped her today that my phone has crashed so as to have a reason not to chat with her. so that she can miss me a liltle bit. at least for a week . I want to know did I do the right thing? if not how should I rectify it.

RedEboe: Till date I have been unable to watch Psquare's Ejeajo music video from begining to end for no other reason than the fact that i find that video/song utterly disgraceful.

Most devoted/diehard Psquare fans feel the same way too, but many will not say a word; some keep on replaying Ejeajo, hoping the song will eventually grow on them...its not happening.

Psquare has released its first major flop and the inclusion of American rapper T.I will not save them this time around.

The Ejeajo song sounded below average, ordinary, nothing catchy, no rhythm and to sum it all up, totally tasteless. It seems as though the sole purpose of this song was just to feature T.I and break into the American market.

I can bet my very last kobo that any American (Black) who's opportuned to watch Ejeajo video will laugh off his seat saying, "Who are these African booty scratchers trying too hard to sound like us and dance better than Usher?"
I felt the same way watching Peter Okoye putting in so much "gra gra" into his dance moves.

But on a serious note, about Nigerian artistes wanting to break into the American market; do these Nigerian artistes think that the Jay Zs, P Diddys and Dr Dre's will sit back and watch Nigerian music break into US Hip hop market? Especially in an America where music and sports are the few things black Americans can really hold on to. So they (Black American artistes) will allow some black African musician to come in and steal their domestic market share?

Nigerian music is already big in many African countries like Kenya,Zambia,Ghana and even South Africa. Do we think indigenous artistes and music promoters in these African countries are happy with Nigerians dominating their respective music scenes?

Why will Black Americans not stay proactive and stop Nigerian music from gaining foothold in their market?

Now here's the truth,someone should tell Psquare that its time to go back to the drawing board and re-invent themselves. I don't know the duo's football age but i'm guessing they are in their mid thirties. When dancing musicians start growing older or maturing, they concentrate more on the quality of their music, where more matured dance steps are incorporated. 'Matured dance steps' here simply means slow but sleeker dance moves, just like USHER in GOOD KISSER. And definitely not the 'gra gra' Peter Okoye was showcasing in Ejeajo, epecially to a lousy song.

I think it's time the Okoye twins take a break from music for some time; perhaps they can go concentrate on their respective marriages or try to mentor younger musicians with the ability to sing and dance.

After a few years, Psquare can return with a new style and sound.

For now,Psquare has lost it and i hope their closest fans and admirers tell them this truth before it's too late.

Remember Dbanj?

abeg go siddon it is the rubbish they have been giving to us. you like abi? don't you know that the era of pangolo music is over psquare is proactive . see people like you don't like change you prefer music the old way . you if you don't like the song it is okay must you like all songs ?

debbie: Manhunt with cutlass or gun? well I guess the commissioner should lead by example and start the search

Not to stay in his office and issue orders....

did you seriously type this shit? now I believe that there are dull people on nairaland. smh he should go and start the search abi ? why you no say make Gej go yobe

Nastydroid: do it on phone den

okay. thanks.

Nastydroid: have a date with her twice,on the 2nd date tell her ur feelings

thanks brother. but she,is in delta state now doing some things so a date might not be possible now. she has been to my house once and we have been chatting ever since them. My issue is I hope it won't be too late. We have been chatting for like 1month now. we met in July and she came to my cribb July also then she travelled.

xxxtedyxxx: Hehe..nice one bro..am happy for u. Just keep doing ur tin....

Thumbs Up......

My guy you too muchhhhhhh..
Here is my own issue
There is this girl I have chatting , we are have been chatting very well , we tease each other very well, we play , we laugh on phone it is going well.
now my issue is I don't know how to tell her I want her to be girlfriend. how should I say it , how should I start, should it be through chatting or through phone call because we chat more.

Bluetooth2: Never underestimate the power of pusy.

I can't stop laughing. you are officially madt. funny dude.

One of the unwritten laws in Lagos or Nigeria sef is whenever you are driving close all your doors . even the drivers door. if any police stop you, wind down a liltle bit and start talking to them. If there is a way while talking to them for movement, my guy move instanta. it works for lastma too. That is what I do.

chukwuma101: A large cache of money. Eloquence. Handsomeness. A little bit of biceps.

if you lack all what the Op mentioned your money will be useless. you won't be able to get the girl you really like. Have,you ever wonder why some,girls collect money from their rich boyfriends and,give it to one wack guy .

finniblinks: 1)A little bit of arrogance
2)A little bit of dominance
3)A little bit of aggression
4)A little bit of omnipotence
5)A little bit of lack of attention
ADD YOURS..........

you make sense I swear. 10000000000. likes

Nekai: You are giving the situation too much power by making a big deal of it. Befriend the woman. Tell your hubby that you don't know what came over you because she is such a nice girl. Befriend her fiancee as well. Maybe they are both nice, wonderful people.

when you don't have a good advice to give I think you should keep shut. what happened to being proactive so,she should sit and just look until he impregnates her? what happened to being proactive answer me.

Princess666: hi. please i need anyone's sincere help in understanding this guy. i met him somewhere somehow in january and we became friends that enjoyed each other's company alot...we could not always see but we were close using chats and all. around june there was a mutual affection running...he wanted more...i liked him but i wasnt sure i loved him...so i refused because i wasnt also sure if his love was genuine and how long it would last because am in school and we may not see for long say about june to december.....after much pressure i agreed mid july after all trying wont hurt. but he has this bad habit of not replying my messages, claiming he is busy etc. i sent him a message since saturday since this the only way we can communicate due to distance, today is tuesday and no reply. thats his habit. i fight over that alot with him. he would come and apologise and say he is sorry and all. guys please when you love a girl doesnt it drive you to wanna reach her no matter how busy you are? dont you think of her always? am i wasting my time with him? does his action show true love? should i move on cus me i love with my head and sense or am i just being insensitive and not understanding? he is a great person same time i also wouldnt like to loose him but i cant love an uncaring man either

hey wassup long time . why did you stop replying my mails? did i say anything wrong ? c........@gmail.com I hope you know who is talking.

chuckvinz: I wonder how it will be like studying mechanical engineering in u.s.a? any idea guys...as an undergraduate..? dats were i am going.

create a thread and ask whatever question you want to ask. don't derail this thread.

dytbabe:

U can only give when u have na

Those that are stingy don't have ni

and who told those that give have enough? let me tell you something givers give even when they don't have enough it is in them . while stingy people don't give because they feel they don't have enough so they don't need to give. and I have come to realise that givers are actually the most successful in the world . one of the keys to success is you must learn to give I mean give even when you really have enough . for your info giving is not always sweet because you have to forgo something to give. people that have something to do with their resources but they decided to give. To the Op as fae you have been giving ever since then no situation can change you . even if you get your money by working 22hours it won't atop you from giving. it is your kind of person . I am sure it because of your giving attitude that you are were you are today. No be you wan travel so? goodluck.

Emmybreezy: is anyone down 4chat here my number 08168974454

why should I chat you ? do I know you? are you that lonely ? go and help those doctors treating Ebola victims they need volunteers