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Christianity EtcRe: Daystar Christian Centre Donates N10million To UNHCR Nigeria by clemmonce(m): 3:13pm On Apr 02, 2019
Ralo:
Sheeple’s money
is it your money ? Drinking panadol for our headache. You go just die of drug overdose.
Christianity EtcRe: Daystar Christian Centre Donates N10million To UNHCR Nigeria by clemmonce(m): 3:08pm On Apr 02, 2019
AfoltundeOG:
Christianity na big time scam

Rob Peter to pay paul cry
mumu. Even if pastors give their lives you will still criticize them. Have you ever given to the poor or needy? Because you have internet and phone you think you can say whatever you like. Giving is everybody's job.
EducationRe: Stephanie Idolor Gets N2M From Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin by clemmonce(m): 9:12pm On Mar 31, 2019
[quote author=czarina post=77154004]Why are they "dashing" her money sefhuh What did she really do? Person just sit down, make one video she intended to laff over and she becomes a celebrity overnight? Something is wrong with Nigerians and
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Shades Tee Billz, Estranged Husband In New Music? by clemmonce(m): 4:19pm On Mar 28, 2019
Johnnyessence:
tiwa savage is a clueless and useless singer. she's a shameless woman for not giving respect to her husband.
people blood dey hot. Before you conclude on a matter try to hear from both sides.. remember no body is without emotion.. everybody gets depressed, angry and frustrated at times. Just wish them good luck and continue having a nice dsy
BusinessRe: The Gala Hawker That Gave Prisoners Free Gala Is Now A Retail Store Owner by clemmonce(m): 9:16pm On Mar 22, 2019
amaniro:
Wow. I'm shocked by the power of the internet nowadays.
be more shocked by the power of doing good.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Drags INEC To Court For Withholding His Certificate Of Return by clemmonce(m): 7:41pm On Mar 21, 2019
2blessed01:
...Do U Normally Expose Ur Stupidity This Wayhuh......If Yes, Its A Pity!
see a stupid fellow calling someone else stupid. If your son writes the way you write will you be happy ? poor capitalization , everything in capital letter.. What a pity.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Drags INEC To Court For Withholding His Certificate Of Return by clemmonce(m): 6:09pm On Mar 21, 2019
2blessed01:
...Som 1 Shud Tell This Man 2 Stop Fighting INEC Rather Let Him Fight Oshiomhole And APC Or Better Still Let Him Apologise 2 Oshiomhole...
do you normally type this way ?? If yes, Its a pity
RomanceRe: My Acclaimed Girlfriend Just Sent Me An Sms Meant For Someone Else. by clemmonce(m): 5:45pm On Mar 20, 2019
faith551:
Ok, let me make this as short as possible as I need urgent insight.

I met this girl 2weeks ago through a friend. We had casual chat, then I noticed my friend was always saying good things about her (I got the hint the lady must have incited him to do that so I'll pick interest).
On meeting (by coincidence) a second time we exchanged numbers, I dnt know how she did it but she got under my skin in a flash. We went on dates twice in a week and the most shocking fact was she footed the bills. (I didn't like that fact tho, but she gets angry when I protest).

Fast-forwarded to few days ago, she travelled back to the west where she works and started acting weird. Actually they were really subtle changes but my 6th sense has a way of magnifying such anomalies, painting vivid pictures. She stopped calling as she does, misses my call without calling back, starts speaking Ibo when she's on phone with me around her colleagues and many more of such acts. I acted cool and matured by not jumping into conclusions.

This evening*
I got a text from her which read "Smiles, lovey-dovey. and where is he going to??".

Normal me would ignore the text and wait for her to come up with flimsy excuses before I flay her, but am scared she would have time to cook-up a coverup story if I don't point it out that I SEE HER.
whats ur opinion guys.
sorry for the lenghty write and typos tho
Free the babe. Two weeks is too short to get worried about a girl... Just free am now... But if you insist , your future worries will be 100% higher...
RomanceRe: Covenant University Student Declared Missing Went To Visit Her Lover by clemmonce(m): 2:41am On Mar 20, 2019
phemsie:
see her face sef, like mashed potatoes.

i wonder the kind of guy dicking her sef.

men yaff suffer, konji na real bastard
with what you type I know say nah America you dey. Dont ask me how I know
Jokes EtcRe: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by clemmonce(m):
I have two.
First one. Me and my elder sister woke up one morning and all we were doing was playing Ludo. My mum beat hell out my body that day.
Second one.
I went out one evening to play football.. We played till it was dark. Unknown to me my two uncles were at our house.. I just bounced inside the house like I own the house. My mum just use the opportunity to report me of always coming home late. They concluded I had a girlfriend ... You can imagine the rest of the story. The beating no be Small
PoliticsRe: Muric Condemns Christian Terrorism In Newzealand by clemmonce(m): 2:38pm On Mar 17, 2019
OfficialMURIC:
We expect CAN to condemn this dastard act, as it is perpetrated by one of the followers of Jesus (pbuh). We also call on Nigeria government as a member of Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC) to donate money and other relief materials to the affected Muslim ummah in Newzealand.
Go online and read the news yourself. Go to YouTube and watch it yourself before commenting. It was done by a white man from Australia who is a racist and he is against immigrants. Not by a Christian or follower of Christ. He did not shout Jesus when they were ,he did not say he wants to form a Christian community so he has to kill anybody who does not listen to him.
RomanceRe: Zarzar Sent Me A Microscopic Picture Of Her something.... Picture by clemmonce(m): 8:07pm On Mar 15, 2019
And it made front-page without a picture to back his story. Naira land has indeed gone to the gutters. Seun should employ capable hands instead of leaving the website to run on auto pilot .
RomanceRe: My Girl Is In Love With My Friend by clemmonce(m): 3:11am On Mar 13, 2019
Simjos:
There is this girl in my area that I'm in love with, i wooed her but she refuse to accept me as her boyfriend but she does come to my house, we play, watch movies together etc. All my friends knows her to a point they are all her friends.
I pretty much close to her family likewise she does with mine family.

Lately I beginning to suspect that she likes one of my friend, each time she comes around she always likes to sit with him, talk more with him, what pain me most is that my friend knows, so, he always make use of the advantage and this has making me feel uncomfortable and pissed but I always act mature at all time.

To cut the story short, yesterday she came around and we were all watching a movie and my friend was lying on a mate and the next minute she lie down with him on the mate. I was so upset but I was calm.

I'm afraid I might lose my temper one day, Guys I need your help what should I do in this situation.
when you woo a girl and she say NO ... Bros move on.... Stop investing emotionally into her case... If she likes your friend let her go.... It is painful and ego trampling but it is part of life.... You will get over it.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Abroad, How Did You Choose Your Significant Half? by clemmonce(m): 12:49am On Mar 12, 2019
GreenWhiteGreen:
Meeting the right lady needs the help of God. One can be a player slaying ladies as he wishes but still end up with the wrong lady.
100% true
CelebritiesRe: Helen Paul Bags Doctorate Degree From University Of Lagos (Photos) by clemmonce(m): 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2019
YomzzyDBlogger:
From; YomzzyBlog.com

Popular Nigerian comedian and actress, Helen Paul is in a joyous mood at the moment as she bags doctorate degree on International Women’s Day, she was conferred with a doctorate degree by the Senate of the University of Lagos.

She took to her social media space to share the good news.

She wrote:

'Joy in my heart.
Thank you God Almighty
The Senate of University of Lagos confirmed the award of Ph.D in Theatre Arts to moi!!!!!! What a joy coming on International Women's Day 08/03/2019. Officially Dr Helen Paul�������
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!'


Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2019/03/comedian-helen-paul-bags-doctorate-degree-university-of-lagos.html

Cc: Lalasticlala, Mynd44
that's wonderful
CelebritiesRe: Tony Anyasador Died Due To Poor Medical Team And Facilities - GISTVIC by clemmonce(m): 2:24pm On Mar 09, 2019
BornnAgainChild:
The topic was centered on Nollywood...so dont come here and tell me what i know already.


Save your lecture for someone else
nolllywood or Hollywood open your eyes and see the bigger picture. I responded to your comment not to the topic. People die every day.... End of discussion.... Have a god day... Don't quote me again I allergic to nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Tony Anyasador Died Due To Poor Medical Team And Facilities - GISTVIC by clemmonce(m): 2:20pm On Mar 08, 2019
BornnAgainChild:
High death rates in nollywood
forget that one. People die every day every minute and every second.... You did not hear of it because they are not celebrities..... So bro thank for your life and have a blessed day.
SportsRe: 7-year-old Boy Recreates Mohamed Sala's Trickshots by clemmonce(m): 7:36pm On Mar 05, 2019
LuciferAdvocate:
Yeah Very old application. Not up to date Android software.


Really??
Is that what Seun told you??
No... I mean this is the message I have for seun... Comfort kills... He might be comfortable with the way things are now....at least he is making money... He should learn from the story of Nokia
SportsRe: 7-year-old Boy Recreates Mohamed Sala's Trickshots by clemmonce(m): 7:16pm On Mar 05, 2019
LuciferAdvocate:
The thing just tire me bro.. Imagine still using JAVA application. Don't know when Seun will upgrade Nairaland.
The website theme is old and archaic... Comfort kills..... Thats the message I got for seun.
SportsRe: 7-year-old Boy Recreates Mohamed Sala's Trickshots by clemmonce(m): 7:12pm On Mar 05, 2019
dalhjana:
seun should attend to this. most of the links are waste of time
I thought I was the only one... Naira land need to upgrade...
CelebritiesRe: "Being Single Will Save You A Thousand Times More Stress" - Juliet Ibrahim Says by clemmonce(m): 6:12pm On Mar 05, 2019
NaijaCelebrity:
Ghanaian Actress, Juliet Ibrahm who recently celebrated her 33rd birthday took to her Instagram page to share her thought on been a wrong relationship.

She shared this photo with caption saying....
Tell us something new madam.





Source: https://nollyzone.com/being-single-will-save-you-a-thousand-times-more-stress-juliet-ibrahim-says/
PoliticsRe: Everyone Is My Friend, I'm Chatting With Rotimi On Whatsapp Right Now-delemomodu by clemmonce(m): 5:40am On Mar 05, 2019
This man is just trying to be relevant by all means possible. Everybody can't be your friend.
Social skill 101.
A FRIEND TO ALL IS A FRIEND TO NONE.
RomanceRe: He Lacks Confidence: Is This Enough Reason To Turn Him Down? by clemmonce(m): 11:54pm On Mar 04, 2019
seekingop:
Good evening house, please I need your honest opinion on this issue.

There's this guy who has been my friend for a long time. He asked me out recently. He has very good qualities.

The issue is, he lacks confidence whenever he's talking to me thereby making him boring.
I'm thinking of turning down his request because I can't imagine myself living a boring life or are there ways I can help him improve on that?

Thanks
well well well .... Confidence is the beauty women see in men, that's why many not too good looking men sometimes end up dating pretty ladies. I understand you 100%. Here is the jeck. Did he lose confidence when he started wooing you ? Or has his lack of confidence been there before now. Because you said you guys have been friends for a while.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Bans Ajimobi From Appearing At APC Governorship Rallies by clemmonce(m): 2:28pm On Mar 04, 2019
IvarTheBoneless:

He is Awolowo 2.0 (closest person to the icon)

A nightmare to pigs worldwide.

[img]https://media1./images/b7d5f65367fd8f8c417f7cd897ca2192/tenor.gif[/img]

Nice move hiding the useless Ajimobi

PS- Some less educated folks read the story and still didn't get the message
my thought as well.... Some did not even read the story , they just went ahead and start talking... Nice move
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda To Be Arrested Over A 6-year Tax Evasion by clemmonce(m): 1:06am On Mar 04, 2019
chudez0147:
Some of you guys causing trouble online are not even Nigerian ..Some might not be Nigerian, or other tribe entirely... You guys are agents of Darkness/Anti-Christ/Trouble Makers..
You guys just love Blood.. You just love seeing innocent people Cry/Die..
Weting una dey even gain? Please! I know we still have some good people out there.. We can live together in peace.. Let's not let these evil people cause trouble for us.
Am an Igbo guy, I was born and raised in Lagos before I left Nigeria.. the Yorubas are wonderful people...
Please! Let's Understand our differences and live together.....Thank You!
yes Yorubas are nice people.... Even the Igbo people are nice. I lived in Lagos all my life i am from Edo state...
The division is encouraged by seun , Nairaland Mods, the politicians , social media influencers and so on.... They are creating a problem generations to come will have a big problem dealing with.
PoliticsRe: Where Is Hajiya Turai Yaradua? by clemmonce(m): 12:59am On Mar 04, 2019
integritylady:
The wife to the late ex president of Nigeria (Alhaji Musa Yaradua) has been off Media for years and she didn't participate in the just concluded presidential election.
Any news about her and her family?
brother politics is not for everybody. Same way someone asked where is Sambo or Goodluck Jonathan, guy, some people just want to live a simple and quiet life some of them had a life before politics so they just simply went back to their normal which maybe brought joy and peace to them. Politics in Nigeria has alot of drama and some people dont like drama.
CelebritiesRe: Jesse Jagz: I Don’t Listen To Other People’s Music by clemmonce(m): 7:46pm On Mar 03, 2019
ninocia18:
The pride that runs in this guy and his brother and his brother can be converted to energy and add at least 20000MW to our national grid.
exactly. This is not the first time he is saying it... Thats why I don't like him
PoliticsRe: All The Political Gladiators In Lagos Closing Ranks In Bourdillon (Pics) by clemmonce(m): 7:14pm On Mar 02, 2019
LuciferAdvocate:
Tinubu the political sage of our time. My political role model and mentor. The JAGABAN of Africa. As a youth. If you wanna go far in politics, study how Tinubu plays the game of politics. This man is just too much abeg.
I give it to him.... He is a political maestro
PoliticsRe: The Moment Atiku Rejected The Results Of The 2019 Presidential Election by clemmonce(m): 1:14am On Feb 28, 2019
Nigeria is like a wife involve in a marriage overwhelmed with domestic violence. Every time the wife's family try to step in to issue to pick their daughter and leave the man or even deal with the man, the wife will say they should leave the man that he loves her... In this kind of situation what can the family do ?? Nothing. I personally I don comot my hand for naija matter.
PoliticsRe: Sani Shinkafi Ejects IDPs Living In His House For Voting Buhari by clemmonce(m):
Mkmoney:
Serves them right
you are correct. I will do the same thing myself. Nigeria is like a wife involve in a marriage overwhelmed with domestic violence. Every time the wife's family try to step in to issue to pick their daughter and leave the man or even deal with the man, the wife will say they should leave the man that he loves her... In this kind of situation what can the family do ?? Nothing. I personally I don comot my hand for naija matter.
PoliticsRe: State Of Affairs In Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District - Akwa Ibom PDP by clemmonce(m): 6:32pm On Feb 25, 2019
Dannyset:
You are so petty. You can give your point without insulting. That's how low you've gone overtime.

I don't usually reply senseless mentions but I need to let you know.
where did I insult you ?? Saying the plain truth is now pettiness.... Grow up son
PoliticsRe: State Of Affairs In Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District - Akwa Ibom PDP by clemmonce(m): 6:01pm On Feb 25, 2019
Dannyset:
Akwa Ibom want to block their opportunity of producing a Senate President
what happened to the lives of people living in kwara when Saraki was Senate president, what happened to the lives of the Yoruba when Osinbajo was or is Vice President.... I don't know how old you are , but you need to grow up and stop all the tribalistic nonsense..... We should all clamour for capable hands even if the person is from Ghana or Somalia.. I just pity Nigerians

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