₦airaland Forum

Imanuelle: All my sisters had em.

Rub am wit kerosene or vasline, e go dey shine

Nd e go carry all the dust mak dey sahara-desert before dem com bak from skul?! Anyways, i think it was called "Rubber Sandals."

I'm always crazy about the toilet. Hate seeing my simblings go to the toilet without flushing those big big sh[i]t!

I don't think we would be better off religion and tribe. Mind you, there is no nation in the world with a single religion. Even down to the Arab world(islamic state). There is still some level of other religion like christianity done either legally or illegally. So emphasis should be made more on tribe and not the other way round. Rochas Okorocha once said "The problem of Nigeria is that Nigerians don't know its problem." but i'm rephrasing that statement by saying "The problem of Nigeria is Nigerians." no doubt we have 250 ethnic groups and linguistic diversitics. But that does not erase the fact that we're not the only country in the continent of africa that has diverse ethnicity. The difference is that they are able to put theirself together. That is where "love" play its part. Also, there is a synergy between the government and the people. Unlike what we have here in Nigeria. It'll interest you to know that english is not the only language spoken in U.S.A. But whatever happens the citizens would always say "God bless America" how many Nigerians would do same for Nigeria. The president is doing his best to put the country together despite the challenges yet there're some religious and ethnic bigots that never for once stop to insults him. Even here on Nairaland. No wonder he came up to say that he's the most insulted president in the world. When there is a bomb-blast in one part of the country, less than 10mins we'll see people start posting pictures on the internet, it would be all-over the social-media. Thereby creating a bad image for Nigeria and Nigerians abroad. Things happens in different parts of the world but it is not everything that happens that eventually ends up on the internet. That is what Nigerians don't understand. It is we(Nigerians) that are creating a bad image for our country and not necessarily tribe or religion. If we all come together and say there would be more love and no violence, tribalism, bomb-blast and less report of happenings in Nigeria to the world. I belive Nigeria would be a safer and better place for all. Once again i say the problem of Nigeria is Nigerians.

sylve11: Spare the rod, spoil the child. I go nearly beat her die.

eh! en.. Because she be ur sister! Hun?! Well, for me sha, i'll say wat exacly did u drank?! I feel thirsty.

Na now mak the flood don almost dry finish dem com raise dis kind huge amount of money! Hmmm... Nice one sha.

Slyr0x: LOL. .

My PC is my baby. .Most times I spend between 16hrs - 18hrs

Shay Nepa no dey tak light for ur village?! Hun!

I've always been a good critics of the Nigerian government. But sometimes we need to give them some credit for job well done. No doubt this will also create room for embezzlement but our major concern should be the 30 New aircraft. Indeed, this is a welcome development but i'd loved love if they do same in other sector like the Railway, transport industry et al.. We have alot of bad roads, not all Nigerians can afford to travel by air. My thought really.

Seriously!! 31 is not a small number. I wonder what your sister looks like. Isn't she pretty?! You know, when a lady stays that long in the parents house she automatically becomes a useless material. Anyways, i pray that [b]God will find her a man of her choice as soon as possible. Because time is not our friend.

Na so dis Northerners foolish. Using money meant for the state and Nigerians as a whole to build mega schools in another country. SMH!! BTW, are they going to do same for Nigera?! #justaskin

@op Watz ur qes again?!

Yea! I love my seXy Names. My first name is native. "Odunayo" while my English name is "Clement" as regard to my Nickname which is also my username on NL "Clemzy." I'm address by my native name at home and church but bears Clement in School. But now i'm trying to be known by my native name rather than my english name because i'd realised that an african/Nigerian man should not form and forget where they're from. Also, i don't want my children to bear both english names like Clement John. Dosen't make any sense. IMO!

Oh! Now i understand better. Thanks anyways..

I know alot of Nigerians are going to be deported. BTW, i wonder what Nigerians are still looking for in the U.K?!

6M euros for a tournament that won't even see the super-eagles to the finals. Na wa o! BTW, i thought it was possible for media houses to connect directly from cable(satelite)?!

That is because young girls can endure alot of sex-styles. Apart from doggy-style which women only knows best.

freecocoa: I don't know anything o.

hmmm...

I've seen the advert on CNN too. But i don't see how it degrads Nigerians abroad. Okay!!! Because Glo is owned by a Nigerian means the telecom only operates in Nigeria. Or don't you know that Glo cut-across europe and asia. These are all business strategies. They're only promoting their telecom. BTW, Glo also advertise there company here in Nigeria via media(Radio & Television), Newspaper, marks, public buses etc.. So, i really don't what You're talking about.

I'm a dance-freak. Ask freecocoa, she knows better. *winks*

Agbo is very safe. Mind you, it has a limit to wish you can take at a particular time. It cures alot of sicknesses and It's cheap. It has put alot of hospitals out of business no wonder medical expert go against it. It has been used by our fore-fathers for ages that's why they lived long and strong.

Igbo is the hardest. You must have smoken Igbo to wanna learn how to speak Igbo.

Hahahahaha.. "OP" no go kill me o! Common 34N you dey vex lik dat. You were even lucky they picked your call. They've done worst than that to me. That's the mere reason i dumped my MTN sim. So, as long as you wish to continue using "Empty Hen", You have to bear whatever happens.

I've always been against the ban on okada in lagos and other parts of Nigeria, but recently i'm begining to think we're moving on the right track.[/b]The only [b]problem i have with fashola is that he didn't create an alternative for the displaced okada riders. Ever wondered why you don't see majority of motorcycles on foreign countries despite the fact that they manufacture it. That's because they mean well for their country. The white man never wanna see africa progress. They keep shipping cigarette, mariguana, fake drugs, okadas etc.. Which has caused a huge menace in our society today. So, the earlier we do something tangible to address these issues the better.

#wakes from bed
#picks up my phone
#logs into nairaland
#topic discovered: jail-break in day-break
#yawns
#goes back to bed