₦airaland Forum

Na so craze dey start! Reports shows that people have 5 minute madness everyday. So, his case was nothing differenet. But on a more serious note, this traffic laws is not helping matter in lagos. It's just a way of making the poor poorer.

Actually, Nigerian police are your friends but never trust them. But, if bail is free all criminals should be out of prison by now.

@op Come back to Nigeria. Thank God You'll be residing in lagos. We have T.B joshua. He's more reliable than any hospital you can think of.

Even the "IMF" knows that our oil money is spent extravagently. Both on personal individuals and on public projects. Imagine billions of Naira were allocated to various states because of the flood disaster. Yet nothing has been done about it. TRAGIC!!

The Report clearly made us understand that it was done delibrately and not the other way round. Merh! See Wetin konji dey cause. SMH!!

But my Airtel is doing that already. What the NCC should concentrate on right now is how to investigate the level of hidden charges in our telecom's. Call charges in Nigeria is way too expensive. Imagine using 100N to call just one person for not more than 5mins just because you called another network. The 25k/sec charge rate is a big blow to Nigerians. We have four major networks in Nigeria mainly MTN, etisalat, airtel and GLO. Where is the competition that we are talking about?! Can't they reduce it to 10k/sec if possible. Some of them will even feel big if they manage to reduce it to 20k/sec. If you go to our sister-country Ghana, you'll discover that call rate are far cheaper with better network quality than we have here in Nigeria. Also, the speed of browsing there is unstoppable. I personally think it is high time we have a federal owned telcom. Then this private owned companies will realised that it is not business as usual. An [b]average Nigerian spends up to Nine(9) thousand Naira, even more in buying airtime every month. You know what that means when you sum it in a year. This is not good for us. So, the NCC still has a lot more work to be done.

Shollypopz: If u're trying to compare Nigerian trained doctors to US trained doctors, then u're joking or don't have a clue of what u're talking about.

There is no one Nigerian university among top 3000 in the world!!

Your use of foreign is quite broad though, I mean d reason for d low percentage could as well be from Nigerians trained in countries like Togo.

lol, all na foreign.

I beg to disagree, but U.S trained doctor are not and never the best in the world. It will interest you to know that majority of top medical expert in the U.S are either from Asia or Africa. Not even Black-American. Ever wondered why Nigerians and Africans as a whole keeps graduating for foreign universites with upper-class. Ever wondered why Cancer patience and people with sickness of all kinds are been flown to india instead of the U.S. BTW, why was your first lady flown to Germany.?! Why was yar'adua flown to Saudi Arabia instead of the U.S?! Or they don't know that United States exist. IMO, U.S doctors are quack doctors and not the other way round.

In-other-words, they were sacked not as a result of incompetence. Rather, they were fired for operating a multi-staff system. Also, is that not what they call division of labour?! How will operating a multi-staff system prompt a company to wind up or go into extintion. Wouldn't that ease division of labour?! BTW, where would the money which would have been used to pay the fired staff now to go?! The new Managing Director is just looking for an avenue to divert company fund into privat pocket. Also, comparing your company to others which sometimes are far advanced than yours is the worst kind of inferiority-complex. Does it really matter if you have more staff than the others. Must you compare, it works for them dosen't mean it would work out for you. Or didn't the formal MD knew that the staff were much. Now 300 people has become jobless, 300 homes broken, 300 families food-less, 300 children school-less etc...
Oluwa is involved...

The Retardeen congratulating the Retardeen. What are perfect corolation.

COCA-COLA PHASES OUT GLASS BOTTLE TO PLANT BOTTLE. Is that suppose to be an upgrade or downgrade?! I personally thinks the bottle-type is more secure and efficient. Although, some medical expert might say it has some health implications, but how many people has died as a result of the carbon?! The problem with coca-cola is in its content and not the other way round. There is too much chemicals in coke. Imagine you drinking a cold coca-cola and the next thing it goes straight to your brain BAM! Like they just hit you with the bottle on your skull. Also, something like smoke start coming out from your Nose. Hmmm.. Then sooner or later you'll regain relief. Sometimes you need God to recover from the shock. Back_to_topic=> i doubt if the bottle-type has any Demerit. They're just trying to economise cost of production. This is because the plastic-type is easily recyclable. But when the bottle gets stuck(broken) on the edge, that is the end. Notwithstanding the fact that the plastic-type is insecure, light and old-fashioned.

Watching the Drama in 3D as it unfolds. Samsung is trying to put the Bigboyz out of Business. If i have up to 30 english channels and more than 30 french channels in my television. What do i need a cable(satellite) for?! So-far it has football, music, wresting, movie, documentary, cartoon(Yes, cartoon.. "i like am die!) stations etc.. Then thunder fire DSTV!! BTW, If one tv fit get so much functions, e go last?! I no trust all this korea, china product o! Anyways sha, Oluwa is involved!!!

It is visible to the Blind and Audible to the Deaf that top English clubs like Chelsea, Manchester united, Manchester city etc.. have their Referees. Na today?! Abeg! NEXT!!!

Feraz: I'm still surprised with one thing though and I noticed it's a common trend....why must people always strip off the clothes of any thief they catch?? Why is this always the first thing? What's the correlation

The matter tire me sef! It mostly happens to girls that steals BB. Don't know what kinda pleasure they gain by unclading them. And sometimes these people are either innocent or nearly innocent.

What is the essence of the cabinet-reshufflement. If the minister of state for Niger delta affairs and the ministry of power were incompetent in their various constituencies why not sack them and appoint new people to do the job rather than transfer them to another ministry. Because, there is every possibilities that they're going to remain daft. Afterall, It's the same head moved to another body.

Aboki handwork! Blame Ice-prince. He's their Guy..

This goes a long way to show that car-jacking is now a profession in Nigeria. They even have a "boss." Who knows if they have an association too. It's funny how a Rich man can become Poor in a day. If it were in other developed countries, they would be able to track the suspects with everything they took from the victim(s) except the money. Ranging from the phone, ATM card even the car. But in Naija, i doubt if they would be able to do so.

Na wa for Abia govt. o! So, even nursery schools don dey do malpratise?! Shay.. Dem don dey write waec ni. BTW, Where were the govt when these schools were been operated years back. It's now they know that they're illegal. SMH!! Now, they wanna render thousands of children school-less. These are same children that paid school fees and had no idea whether the schools were registered or not. I'm one of those who want things to be done rightly in this country but making the masses suffer for what they know nothing about is not worth it. These children are about to write their exams; i think the head should have been blamed and santioned. Probably ask them to do the right thing which is to register the school properly. While they allow the schools affected to continue with their normal activities.

I dumped my MTN sim months back for poor network and hidden charges. Now reppin airtel.
Oluwa is involved..

No wonder they accused uti Nwachukwu of being gay. Same reason the two Nigerian guys left the last edition of the show. I belive they couldn't cope with the pressure. BBA! The worst show ever.

Thanks@op. I've always wanted to open the same topic. Teju babyface show is far better thanTee a's show. Sometimes, i wonder how Tee a manages to brings top personalities to his show despite the poor organisation. like someone rightly said. I've never seen Tee a as a comedian not even as a presenter. You need to see the way the guy stutters all the time. He never has a clear biography or research about the question he's going to ask his guest. Sometimes they have to help him out. They worst part is when him and princess has to do to whole what-have-you. Seriously, It's not funny at all. They are just making a fool out of themselves. I learnt he has a restaurant, IMO, he had better quit presenting and face his restaurant.

We are all delibrating about husbands who has security locks on their phone. What about women on the other hand. Or don't they lock their phones too. Besides, i don't want times agberoes to have free access to my phone after stealing it. I don't usually have security locks in my phone until three of my phones got stolen in a year.

Nice one though. But since every Nigerian girl is still a virgin. When will they develop a device that enables us to know if they're actually virgin or not.

Islam - Christianity
Paradise - Heaven
Abraham - Ibrahim
Jesus - Isha

What more can i say, islam is just a photocopy of christianity.

Gov. Ajimobi is trying to reap where he did not sow. We are know that the media play an important role in our everyday life. Afterall, the story was an "Alledge." not necessarily saying she was actually arrested. Besides, there is no smoke without a fire. Also, The Nigerian media has always been known for publishing what i will refer to as rather un-true stories. You know the I-did-this, I-did-that attitute. Everybody want to be the first to publish a story. It's more like a competition. An example is "SaharaReports." whom bombarded us with fake news about the health of the first lady. They published differents sicknesses whom they claimed was the problem affecting the first lady. They also came on air to disclose that the first story was false and the new one was true, and the new one was false that the next one is true. That is what they did until the first lady finally arrived the country safely. Above-all, did the president santion or sue them?! Probably it was just a false alarm that P.M news got that made them to publish the story. What i had expected the governor to do was to come out to clear the air that his wife was never arrested, Report to P.M news and asked them to publish another story insisted that she was not arrested. With that i don't think there would be any need for sueing or what-have-you.

Like someone rightly said. Pastoring is not a profession. Hence, it is a call for selfless service.

acidtalk: No one Meditates more than me when I am alone.
Sometimes my thoughts are so loud I think the people 3 buildings away can hear me.
Truth be told, I LOVE BEING ALONE.
That's the moment when I 'feel' God is talking to me and I can hear HIM loud and clear.

For activities I do Alone, I read a lot and loooooove my music.


I don dey too talk my personal secrets for nairaland sef. Wetin nah?

You just spoke my mind.

I'm a vegetarian.

ESUT again! Plz were they speaking fluent english or pidgin english ganished with igbo in the film..

MTN should just keep lying. This south african company thinks Nigerians are fools. I've been experiencing network problems in my MTN sim months back even before the flood disaster occured. They are just using the flood as an excuse to lie to Nigerians for their failure to provide quality services. BTW, how does insecurity affects them? You get pulse MB and you won't be able to use it, you will activate MTN 5x bonus and you won't be able to call after 12pm etc. Talk of compensation for poor services from MTN you can as well wait the the world ends.

The problem with Nigeria is that Nigerians don't know It's problem. - Rochas Okorocha