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This story makes no sense. Who is to be blamed?!

No doubt, intelligence has gone to the dogs in Nigeria.

Mcheeewwwwww..... Who cares?! As if they're gonna give a fu[c]k if Nigeria was to divide today?! NEXT! Please...

Please can someone remind me when the last population census was conducted in Nigeria?! This dude sound confused. As if Bauchi is safe either. Mcheeewwwwww.....

Hmmm... Speechless!

This woman is just jealous that We're growing in christ while her country is still serving idols(voodoo) at the 21st century.

I very much agree with this article. I brush 2-3 times everyday. Mostly 2times. I see no reason why i should brush early in the morning and still eat. What's the essence of brushing?! Is it not for the food particles left behind to be removed. What i usually do is eat in the morning before i brush. Then brush again before going to bed. As so on. Although, my parents do complain about the way i use(waste) close-up, but them never see anything.

Unfaithfullness is personal. When you're unfaithful for the first time it might be a mistake but when you do it the second time, It's not a mistake It's a choice.

Gone are those days; back in secondary school i was entrusted with the position of the speaker in my club "Literary debating and dramatic quiz society." it wasen't easy at all. I had to skip classes, attend meetings(it is compulsory for me to always be there as the speaker), attend state meetings, attend official meetings, attend events like quiz and debates. Also, i held a vital role in my fellowship then. And while we were preparing for our s.s.c.e exam a couple of our echos left us along the way. It was left for me and the president to manage the house. But about all, i really learnt alot. I'd also realised that students learn better when they share ideas and opinions with their fellow students but while facing the teacher in the classroom the reverse is the case.

Kelly ugly is trying to look relevant to the music scene again. Mcheeeewwwww......

And what makes him think Boko haram is going to accept his willingness to dialogue on behalf of buhari. I know he's trying to launch himself back into the political arena. But he had better convert to islam first. Boko haram might be heartless but they're not stupid.

2,000 teachers with fake certificates. In-other-words, majority of them are Ghost Workers; Teachers going in and out of classes, some won't even enter classes in a month. No wonder the level of education is above poor in the North. And it is the same students taught by this un-qualified teacher that they wanna give computers to write next year's jamb. Awwww.. I weep for Nigeria. It's better the government flush those teachers out as quick as possibe, they're killing the younger generations of Nigeria.

Yes! I've seen a vision that i'm going to be great and successful.

Sh[i]t happens but life moves on. It's not a new thing to Nigerians. Our pastors, politicians, gf/bf etc.. all does it. So, it makes no difference afterall. Anyways, i'll feel sad and rejected.

It's one thing to be presented with a gift, It's another thing to either accept or not to accept.

Shalomé: beg them for village o...abeg

Lolz.. Initially i thought i was under some spiritual attack; until recently i started doing research and discovered that It's actually medical not spiritual. Alot of people are experiencing it especially males. You can read more about it on wikipedia. Cheers!

¤I dreamt that i died.
¤Also, i've been having wet dreams since two weeks ago, It's kinda fun sha but It's really piss[i]ng me off. Any solution?!

They should just say goodluck jonathan bought him a private jet as birthday gift, instead of reporting the news the other way round. Abi dem tink say na 1Naira dem tak dey buy private jet?! Or the members get dat kind money nai dem still dey go church. SMH!

I still don't understand the methology behind this so-called tears of joy. I hate seeing people cry when they're suppose to be happy. There is an adage that say "Success without happiness is the worst kind of failure."

[b]Stammering or stuttering is a very big disease. It can come as a result of heriditary, laughing or immitating a chronic stammerer. From experience, i was stammering back in primary school. It usually come and goes. I however did my best to ensure that i get over it and thank God today i'm no more stammering. Like i earlier stated, One of the causes in heriditary. just like my case. It's flows in the family. Though i still have siblings that stammers. Infact two of them(males) are chronic stammerers. They got it from my dad, even his siblings(my aunt and uncle) often stammers but it only shows when they're either shouting or arguing. Even my cousin also stammers. It is a very bad virus and sometimes i feel for them. The effects is the worst. I don't need to name them. The op has already listed some. But the solution i know that is capable of reducing and possibly eliminating stammering is..
Self confidence: Believe in yourself, always say i'm not a stammerer convinously.
Faith: Your belief in God cannot be ruled out; always pray for yourself. It is my belief in God that has brought me out of this mess.
Fluency: Learn to communicate in fluent english. It'll go a long way in helping you. Ever wondered why stammerers don't stammer when singing. Breath-control: always maintain you breath and learn to speak slowly.
Wish you all the Best.[/b]

There is a saying that says "Tell the truth and it shall set you free" but in Nigeria the reverse is the case. "Say the truth and face the consequences." I'm actually allergic to lies but sometimes you just need to blend the lie with the truth. It's not called breaking the rule It's called bending the rule.

I'm a Genius! Isn't that weird?!

freecocoa: See this 14 years old boy o.
C'mon clear make I see road
Athink you no know your mate again?nansense.

Abeg! No vex. I was only putting you where you belong. Anyways, i'm not 14yrs old. Just so you know.

Very safe; you can ask "CNYTHIA" she knows better.

I hardly have any of my relatives number in phone except one of my uncle and aunt. I see no reason why i should have people's contact when i don't call or communicate with them. Aside-that, i saved my parents numbers with mum and dad; i think that's enough incase of the whole emergency thing. Also, i saved peoples numbers i meant of social media as vicky-2go, damilola-fb etc.. And Nicknames for my paddy paddies.

Redmosquito: B

Lolz.. Even Redmosquito has run out of quotes from hades and minion.

Wat a guan?! Ya mannn.. Gimme da lantern make i burn ma ganja! Thumbs up kuti. Mi feelin u man..