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RomanceRe: Which One Destroys Man Faster? by clericuzzio(m): 9:44am On Mar 01, 2022
Stephen2324:
Which one destroys man faster?

A. Pornography
B. Betting
C. Womanizing
D. Alcohol
PoliticsRe: 2023: Can Rochas Be The Way Out? by clericuzzio(m): 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2022
Optapidgin:
Former President Ibrahim Babangida in a recent interview gave a quite optimistic projection of the kind of person who should be Nigeria’s next president.

Politics in the country has come to the crossroads. More and more Nigerians have come to see the wisdom in statecraft. Better to have a president who helps bring food to the table i.e. earn enough money to provide the basic necessities for oneself and one’s family. There are some who still bend to the illusory preferential option for the kinsman. So, it’s merit Vs zoning.

Interestingly though, both sides of the divide have proponents who think that for the sake of fairness, equity, even for justice and such values that promote peace and order, an ethnic Igbo person should get the next turn at the presidency this time. This is the loudest, the most sober and sensible view. The influential Sultan, Muhammadu Sa’ad Abubakar thinks so from Sokoto. The pragmatist reformer and current Governor of Kaduna State, Mallam Nasir El Rufai likewise agrees that it should be the turn of the southeast now.

When the Igbos have had their shot, then Nigeria can evolve from turn-by-turn presidency to merit as the overarching criterion.

Thus on the whole, there seems a fair consensus of opinion that the presidency goes to the Igbos this once. So what then?

The problem actually is the incapacity of the Igbo political elite to inspire consensus around a viable candidate and then throw their weight behind him or her.

Owelle Rochas Okorocha has shown remarkable imagination and innovation in his declaration to run. A former governor and presently a senator, he has had a more than successful run in business and entrepreneurship. Plus he has shown a milk of kindness in his widespread charities and beneficent foundations. No matter what one may say, Rochas is not perfect but he has the pedigree suitable to do the job.

To recap, there is a growing political concurrence that it is only fair for the presidency to be zoned to the southeast. Even those who in principle would prefer merit to the option of zoning believe that if for no other reason than the sake of equity and fair play, someone of Igbo ethnicity be president this time. After that, all parties can throw their doors open and allow for only the criterion of merit and suitability.

One standard ex-president Babangida proffered for the next commander-in-chief was the candidate’s familiarity or association with diverse parts of the country. Okorocha has that in the bag. With deep roots in the north and eloquent in Hausa, he has roots and association in and with almost all parts of the federation.

Where it is not consanguinity, then it is business ties or some form of interrelation. In fact, a lot of the arguments made against him prove to be reasonable as to why he should be the next president.



Source: https://2023.ng/2022/02/17/2023-can-rochas-be-the-way-out/
If you like get the best writers both dead and living to write epistles or Eulogies for Rochas he remains a crook, theif and a deceptive criminal.
His imagination is always running wild without control, his charity is a deceptive tactics to blind the vision and reasoning of the masses whom he decieves.
Make no mistake, he's more deadly than rattle snakes as can be seen in his records in imo state.

HE peter Obi is the best Choice for the igbos and Nigeria at large, if we are really interested in the nation's development
CrimeRe: Guys Be careful, Ladies Also Use Their Boyfriends For Rituals !!! (GRAPHIC) by clericuzzio(m): 11:24am On Feb 15, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Pls if you need video or visual proof to this thread, just quote me... i didn't post them here cos its absolutely disgusting
Pls send to my WhatsApp 08139271282
RomanceRe: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by clericuzzio(m): 6:20pm On Feb 12, 2022
Stargurl20:
Guys, do not lose a good woman just because she unintentionally had a fling with a guy or something. Learn to forgive, forget and move on with her cool
Pls explain the "Because she unintentionally had a fling with a guy or something (cucumber, Love Machine)"
RomanceRe: Help, My Roommates Hate Me So Much Because Of My Looks. What Can I Do? by clericuzzio(m): 6:12pm On Feb 10, 2022
Brownygold002:
Hey, Nairalanders

Something has really been eating me up, I think I need to share. I'm a young gal of about more than 17, I'm brown, tall, slim, have a long curly hair (I'm from a mixed race - Lebanon and Nigeria), brown eyes and nice lips I'm endowed (no be mouth).

I'm a fresher at UNIZIK. I know I am attractive which I don't deny, I don't boast nor make anyone feel inferior. I have 3 roommates. I respect them cos I'm the youngest amongst them. But they don't seem to get along with me. I have tried everything I Can.

Each time we go out, I'm usually the center of attraction which is not new to me, nothing special. They just hate me. I don't boast. I try 2 look as simple as possible. But guys do come for me and they get jealous.

I have tried talking to them but they said they're fine but deep down I know they don't like me. The other day they intentionally frustrated me, they hid my assignments and burnt a new gown a guy at church got me. I'm tired of all these attitude everyday. I feel lyk taking my life, the hate is much. I didn't make myself. Help me guys!!
Better to go get a room self somehere close to school so as to avoid any future negative plans your friend might be nursing.
I'd like to meet you someday
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Data Security Compromised As NIMC’s Portal Remains Comatose by clericuzzio(m): 3:31pm On Feb 09, 2022
Frozekidd:
Hello Fam.
My old Instagram Page of 50k followers got disabled.
Kindly Follow my new Instagram profile page...
gunboyrich

I would give you over 200 free Softwares that you can Resell or use immediately you Follow.

Steps to get the free gifts.
(1) Follow gunboyrich on Instagram.
(2) Send a message on Instagram with your email.
(3) Software apps would be delivered to your email immediately.
The link to my Instagram page is also in the signature or you can simply search and follow (gunboyrich)
Thanks....
What App or softwares are you giving out
PropertiesRe: Find A Roommate In Lagos(only Graduates Please) by clericuzzio(m): 7:12am On Feb 05, 2022
RienneLeeca:
Hi I'm interested if you haven't gotten anyone
Would message you soon
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy: Rihanna Is Pregnant And I Am still Single by clericuzzio(m): 7:45am On Feb 01, 2022
saphiere:
Take away 'rich' from your list.
If she wanted a rich guy, she would have gone for Anthony Joshua, Kidyawa or Davido. These three men have been giving her green light but she turned all of them down.

She is looking for an intelligent responsible young man. But unfortunately no Nigerian man possesses such attributes.

DAVIDO: A very irresponsible fellow. Imagine impregnating someone's child, went to see her parents then later dumped her.

KIDWAYA: A kid indeed. Very unwise kid I must say. He had sex with someone's daughter on national TV. Promising the girl heaven and earth only for him to leave the BBA house and acted as Erica does not exist.

ANTHONY JOSHUA: A bona fide misogynist. Check out how he treats his niece then compare it to how he treats his nephew.
So you mean even your brothers are not intelligent. Haba stop dragging your family here na.

Dont you think what you wrote up there is just plain stupid

If you quote me na ogun go hama you
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of 2pac Amaru Shakur by clericuzzio(m): 4:11pm On Jan 29, 2022
Iyaebe:
I hate him,even all his gra gra no hit song
You definitely don't know good songs.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: "Why Should We Hire You?" by clericuzzio(m): 1:32pm On Jan 23, 2022
Jaycobbs:
You begin by restating their problems back to them to show them that you understand it properly.

Because, let’s face it: human beings are selfish at heart, and we are only interested in how we can benefit.

Your potential clients/employers are doubly so because they would be paying for you out of their own pocket, so they want to be sure it’s ultimately in their best interests to do so.

So, restate the original problem as stated in the job description.

I know you have this problem, and because I have skill set A, B, and C, and I have been working in this niche for a while now so I’m quite proficient at what I do

You might be paying me X amount of money, but hiring me would save you Y amount of money from working with amateurs, or lazy people.

You might be paying me X amount of money, but hiring me would earn you Z amount of money.

You can track me over the next ninety days and I'll prove to you why I'm the best hiring decision you have made.

Make a list of your achievements and accolades if you have them. Highlight the education and training you have taken (even if your best education was a free course on Udemy).

When talking about your skill set, make sure you discuss your relevant hard and soft skills in detail.

Cheers and good luck applying!

© Written by author, John Alabi
Employer: Why Should We hire you?


Me: Cause you advertised a vacancy and I applied for it..It shows there's available position in your form. And I'm here to fill it. Thanks
Music/RadioRe: I Miss Sisqo by clericuzzio(m): 7:32pm On Jan 21, 2022
Free:
INCOMPLETE now das the song
I can't stop listening to this track day in day out.
FamilyRe: Help! There's Something Strange In My Room by clericuzzio(m): 7:04pm On Jan 18, 2022
Bauer1:
I know this isn't the right section. But I don't know the right one and so I opted to post here since it seems to have a lot of traffic.

Yesterday, I returned to my room to find a rat dead in the middle of it. Ordinarily, I wouldn't be bothered. But this rat has clearly been bitten (pictures will be displayed below). I called a neighbour and we examined it. We were arguing if a snake could have done it, and if yes, why it didn't swallow it. In any case, we decided to leave it where it was to see if whatever killed it would return for it. I went to sleep at a friend's.

We returned this morning to find the dead rat gone. So, I called others to join me and we ransacked every nook and cranny of the room. We couldn't find anything threatening. But we did find another rat killed in much the same manner as the first (second picture).

It irks that I can't find what did this. I can't sleep in the room as it is. So please, experts in the house, help me to identify what it could be and what can be done.

Mods please help move to front page.
If you suspect snake, then put some seeds of bitter kola around.
SportsRe: Australian Open: Djokovic Loses Visa cancellation Appeal, Set To Be Deported by clericuzzio(m): 10:00am On Jan 16, 2022
Maxymilliano:
He is not above the law, nobody is above the law.

He brought it on his arrogant self.
You just spoke out of ignorance.

Did you know the reason for all these is because he refused the covid vaccine.

You just come here dey talk trash
PoliticsRe: Kingsley Moghalu Supporters Meet In Rural Kogi (Pictures) by clericuzzio(m): 7:38pm On Jan 11, 2022
piggyyeasterner:
It is Maxi Bola Ikemba Tinubu or death
Na only you go die na
PoliticsRe: Who Among These Will Tinubu Pick As Running Mate If He Grabs APC Ticket? by clericuzzio(m): 10:25am On Jan 11, 2022
In your wildest dreams, do you think Tinubu would become president. You guys feel SW controls the affairs of Nigeria
RomanceRe: Ever Since I Updated My Profile Pic I've Not Been Able To Rest by clericuzzio(m): 6:08am On Jan 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Give me a minute..that guy go cry em head now..
Wetin you wan do am.. Make you update us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Life In Lagos Is Getting Harder. Pls Help... by clericuzzio(m): 6:03am On Jan 11, 2022
arthurwillia:
Eh eh
E Go make Sense oo
Lemme see how far it is to island and Ikeja
People stay around there and work on the island. The road is now good and there's few traffic these days
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Life In Lagos Is Getting Harder. Pls Help... by clericuzzio(m): 10:55pm On Jan 10, 2022
arthurwillia:
Where oooooooooo
Go to Ojo LGA, or if you can from Afromedia to Ketu, Ijaniki to Agbara you will get very good ones of your choice
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Life In Lagos Is Getting Harder. Pls Help... by clericuzzio(m): 6:37am On Jan 10, 2022
Depending on the location, you can get a R/P self contained from between 120-200k.

Just keep searching..

Another scope is that don't pay any agent more than their mobilization fee of 1k to show you all their available houses..And they should show you not less than 5 houses.
PhonesRe: How To Create A Paypal Account That Can Receive And Send Payment In Nigeria . by clericuzzio(m): 6:03pm On Jan 08, 2022
Training fee kor trainers fee ni
Christianity EtcRe: ‘Angel’ Caught On Camera During A Crossover Service In Benin Republic (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 5:25pm On Jan 07, 2022
UnclePati:
This angel wear canvass

White trainers ... ���
Glory glory glory..
Hahahahaha hahahaha
RomanceRe: I Cum Too Fast, Please What Will I Do? by clericuzzio(m): 8:23pm On Jan 04, 2022
Kriss216:
I don't have any suggestion, but, trying to satisfy a Nigerian girlfriend is foolishness.

You can't satisfy them. Do your best. To Cum is a hustle. Hustle yours and allow her to hustle her own.
Baba you be mental case
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can I Recover My Unpaid Pension With My Former Company by clericuzzio(m): 8:13pm On Jan 04, 2022
sambright2012:
Good evening good people and happy new year to everyone,

Please advise me on how to recover my unpaid pension of about 385,000 from my formal company, a private company

I worked with the company for 14months,and I was fired for misconduct because I don't take any shit from any bastard, I was duely engaged with engagement letter and equally disengaged with a discontinuation letter or sack letter boldly,

For the 14months I worked with them my pension was paid only twice but the deduction of 8% from my own side was steady, when I couldn't take it anymore, I enquired why the pension is not being paid and the accountant started forming big boy I wire him slap heavily and boom I was fired, after much trouble the accountant was also fired, after all one person no dey fight, two fighting two dismisal.

I have moved on and gotten another job which this new company is also paying my pension regularly on the same RSA

I wrote the company after two months requesting for my pension and they have not responded up till now.

Please can anyone advise me on how to go about the money.i learnt late payment or non payment of persons attractions 2% interest,

Please how can I recover my pension with this people.

Thanks for your advice.
If the company you worked for didn't remit your pensions on steady basis, I wonder how you could have gotten over 300k in your RSA.

You can write to your RSA to inquire if the firm actually was remiting your own pensions on steady basis. If you are using stanbic, you can check your RSA account via the app.
PoliticsRe: I Need $36bn To Construct Railway Nationwide - Amaechi by clericuzzio(m): 9:09am On Jan 01, 2022
Ademola47:
The Punch
And he was wasting national resources to build rail in Niger Republic. Bastard
PoliticsRe: The Moment Buhari Signed ₦17.127 Trillion 2022 Budget Into Law (Photos) by clericuzzio(m): 1:59pm On Dec 31, 2021
The worst government with highest borrowing appetite
RomanceRe: My Lady Made A Mess At A Hotel by clericuzzio(m): 8:08pm On Dec 28, 2021
hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.
As one of my guys would say, Umu Nwanyi Do ka newspaper. Onye guru tu onye ibe ya
FamilyRe: See The GUTS Of My Wife by clericuzzio(m): 9:35am On Dec 28, 2021
AGurlnoname:
Lol... Is it only men that have problems here? Everytime my wife this, my girlfriend that, my sister that. Oga you're a lazy man for you to come online to say such things about your wife. Go and hustle more and stop complaining about your poor wife.

Mod: keep quoting me guys, lol. Check the validity of this story, all is cock and bull story for clickbits, another thread to say vile things about women again. This same handler loves degrading and body shame women but well is a platform, everyone can say shiii.
See me mentality:Go hustle. What hustle do you do if not escort services(olosho).

You read in his statement that after he lost his job, which means he was working and footing family bills until things went downwards for him.

Use your head
FamilyRe: See The GUTS Of My Wife by clericuzzio(m): 9:32am On Dec 28, 2021
everythinggirly:
It's good to pray for the right one even before marriage, someone that loves you can't hurt you.
Easier typed than done
PropertiesRe: A Newly Built Room And Parlour Self Contain At Elijah Bus Stop Badagry by clericuzzio(m): 8:21am On Dec 27, 2021
kennynoah1987:
A newly built room and parlour self contain is available at Igbele Elijah bus stop Badagry Expressway Lagos.
All tiled , running water and space on the land for fish farming . Newly painted and lightened allthrough.
08028020406
08168506809
Is it for a single tenant? How much is the rent and also total package
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Soldiers Sacrifice More For You Than Jesus Christ by clericuzzio(m): 8:13am On Dec 27, 2021
HardMirror:
People will say the nigerian army is useless, yet their sacrifice far supersedes that of Jesus christ.
If a Nigerian soldier dies, he cannot resurrect yet jesus died and rose on the 3rd day. How is that a sad sacrifice?
Who send the NA to go fight
RomanceRe: Ask Me Anything About African Americans In The U.S by clericuzzio(m): 8:09am On Dec 27, 2021
Can you hook me up with a JW or Church of Mormon female member

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