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BusinessRe: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by cliffypatt(m): 3:57pm On Jan 12, 2020
Ugmama:
You'll be black listed and can't receive any more loan from any bank and can't even open account anymore.

NB: the loan must be repaid through any where you got the mulla.

Cheers
I need a small loan, so please can you recommend good loan apps that will grant me the loan?
CelebritiesRe: Iceberg Slim Apologizes To Juliet Ibrahim For Cheating On Her, Breakup by cliffypatt(m): 8:47pm On Aug 13, 2019
Angelfrost:
Whoever believes beauty and a great body are enough to keep a Negro in line is living in a fool's paradise...

At the end of the day, faithfulness is a personal choice borne out of a good conscience.

Not trying to hate, but I always felt Juliet could do far better than a barely average looking failed artiste with next to zero class. tongue
You are right
BusinessRe: Acquiring An Oil Well Or Block In Nigeria by cliffypatt(op): 1:11am On May 20, 2019
I want to know about the procedure, and the steps one ought to take when it comes to procuring one
InvestmentAcquiring An Oil Well Or Block In Nigeria by cliffypatt(op): 10:11pm On May 19, 2019
How do people acquire oil wells or blocks in the country? Please I want to know.
BusinessAcquiring An Oil Well Or Block In Nigeria by cliffypatt(op): 9:55pm On May 19, 2019
How do people acquire oil wells or blocks in the country? Please I want to know.
PoliticsRe: 2019 Presidential Election Results Announcement By Mahmood Yakubu, INEC Chairman by cliffypatt(m): 3:45pm On Feb 25, 2019
Igbobyblood:
You think you are doing Atiku bad by not voting him? Dude his already rich beyond wonder and his generation will never suffered again, same with saraki and co.

They can decamp tomorrow and buhari will be shinning teeth with them.

I went to my village in Edo state and I couldn't believe my eyes, herdsmen took over there..

You can't farm because they think the land belongs to buhari.

Buhari said you should give your land to them and you think he was joking? Lmao
Be precise, where in Edo?
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Is The Best Alternative To Buhari - Pastor Tunde Bakare by cliffypatt(m): 7:29am On Jan 21, 2019
Is this not the same clergyman that prophesied about a saviour from Adamawa in the person of Atiku Abubakar? And he said God revealed to him the messiah that will lift Nigeria from her myriad of problems will emerge from Adamawa state.
BusinessRe: Access Bank Acquisition Of Diamond Bank: Nigerians React by cliffypatt(m): 8:11am On Dec 17, 2018
godfatherx:
At least Depositor's fund are safe
Sure?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Behaving Childish And Strange by cliffypatt(m): 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2018
joceey:
Most women act that way when they discover that their man seems to love them more than they do their man.
Just give her space and reduce the way you call or send her messages.If you can do this the table will turn thank me later
Are you sure? Does this act really work?
CrimeRe: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 12:59pm On Dec 05, 2018
hothead:
BEST WAY TO TRACE YOUR PHONE WITHOUT FEAR!!!
God bless Funmi Fayose
for sharing.

Copied:

HOW TO TRACE A MISSING OR STOLEN PHONE

If you lose your mobile phone, you can trace it without going to the police.

Most of us always fear that our phones may be stolen at any time.

Each phone carries a unique
IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which can be used to track it anywhere in the world.

This is how it works:

1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.

2. Your mobile phone shows a unique 15 digit.

3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the number which will help trace your phone in case of theft.

4. Once stolen, just E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as stated below:

Your name:____________________
Address:______________________
Phone model:_________________
Make:_________________________
Last used No.:_________________
E-mail for communication:_____
Missed date:___________________
IMEI No :_______________________

5.Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hours via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated and the new user's No. will be sent to your email.
6. After this, you can inform the Police with the details you now have.
Will this work perfectly for me?
CrimeRe: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 12:56pm On Dec 05, 2018
tayo4ng:
I just recovered mine last month,although it took almost two month due to the fact that it was not immediately put into use after stolen,through the help of SARS here in Abuja, the Innocent girl who bought the stolen phone was track to her house,if not for I consider her I am sure she will be in kuje prison by now.
I reside in Lagos, is there a way you can assist me? Can you link me up to the SARS officials that assisted you back then in Abuja?
CrimeRe: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 9:40am On Dec 05, 2018
spyg1:
Contact DSS they will track the phone for you, thou it will cost around 20k. If it is 25k phone no need.
Its a Nokia 5.1, procured it for 61k. How do I go about the DSS thing?
CrimeRe: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 9:35am On Dec 05, 2018
clive2u:
my advice,
forget it. thats wat i did in my case
Forget a 3 months old phone just like that! Nah!! Thanks though.
CrimeRe: How Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 9:33am On Dec 05, 2018
orbgoblin:
if it's an android phone and you had find my phone turned on before the theft, just visit:
https://android.com/find
sign in with your Google account and select the missing phone among devices. the rest is self explanatory. u can find the device on a map provided the device is turned on and connected to the Internet.
It's an Android phone. I don't think I had the find my phone thing turned on before it got wrested from me.
CrimeHow Can I Regain Possession Of My Stolen Phone by cliffypatt(op): 9:12am On Dec 05, 2018
Hello Nairalanders,

My phone was snatched from me on the 1st of December 2018, by a thief that was riding a motorcycle. When I bought the phone, I was advised to install pinssolutions (PinsApp) application on the phone and paid for one year service but up till this moment, pinssolution (PinsApp) have not been able to provide me with useful info on how the phone can be tracked and retrieved.

So I humbly ask Nairalanders to help me by providing useful information on how I can track and retrieve my phone as the phone is just 3 months old.

Thanks
CelebritiesRe: Boy In KKB Show Is Now All Grown And Handsome (photo) by cliffypatt(m): 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2018
ednut1:
Eclairs advert. That mixed race babe who get her numbhuh There is one place its gonna be. In my mouth so go get urs now angry
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo, Others Make 2018 Ballon D'or Top 30 Nominees [Full List] by cliffypatt(m): 2:35am On Oct 09, 2018
Thought they already announced modric as the winner ahead of Salah and cr7?

Sportdab:
Cristiano Ronaldo, Mohamed Salah, Lionel Messi and a host of top players have been included in the 2018 Top 30 Ballon D'or list.

Real Madrid's Luka Modric is the closest favorite to win the award for 2018 and winning the FIFA Best award.

The list was officially published on Monday 8th October 2018.

A host of Premier League stars have been nomaited for the award - Kevin De Bruyne, Roberto Firmino, Sergio Aguero and others.

Cristiano Ronaldo, Karim Benzema, Edison Cavani, Thibaut Courtois - now at Real Madrid - and Atletico Madrid’s Diego Godin make up the five newly named players.

2018 Ballon D'or Top 30 Full List:-

1.Cristiano Ronaldo

2.Thibaut Courtouis

3.Kevkn De Bruyne

4.Robert Firmino

5.Diego Godin

6.Sergio Aguero

7.Alisson Becker

8.Gareth Bale

9.Karim Benzema

10. Edinson Cavani

11.Antoine Griezzman

12.Eden Hazard

13.Isco

14.Eden Hazard

15.Ngolo Kante

16.Hugo Iloris

17.Mario Mandzukic

18.Sadio Mane

19. Marcelo

20.Kylian Mbappe

21.Lionel Messi

22.Luka Modric

23.Neymar

24.Jan Oblak

25.Paul Pogba

26.Ivan Rakitic

27.Sergio Ramos

28.Ivan Rakitic

29.Luis Suarez

30.Raphael Varane

Source:>>https://www.sportdab.com.ng/2018/10/cristiano-ronaldo-mohamed-salah-make.html
CultureRe: Oba Of Ewuare II Returns To Benin After Successful Post Coronation Visit by cliffypatt(m): 11:12pm On Nov 30, 2017
bright007:
Welcome back home our great king.

May your reign be long.

Some people will be very pained now that you did not regard their god by visiting him.

We the true sons of Benin knows why . A father can decide not to visit a son. You can always tell him to come see you.
Is there a reason why he didn't visit other regions? Or don't you think he wants to rest for sometime before embarking on a visit to other regions?
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by cliffypatt(m): 12:02pm On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
sent you a private message, pls reply
CelebritiesRe: Drawn Portrait Of Davido, His Father And Imade, His Daughter by cliffypatt(m): 9:05am On Sep 09, 2017
lovingyouhun:
Guy you know wetin you wan born tomorrow?
Even though your mouth dey bend go left if you wan talk you no go use your filthy hand shift am go right make you for dey talk better word? Don't ever speak ill of another person's child, you won't know how it feels until you have one, plus you are bringing curse on your unborn children, please be careful what you say.
LMAO. U funny nor be small
HealthRe: "MouthAction Is Dangerous" Gynaecologist Warns by cliffypatt(m): 6:40pm On Sep 07, 2017
Evaberry:
...


Everything In the universe is dangerous.

Everything also causes cancer


All these are just stories, I will do it and it will be done to me.


I personally cannot date a guy who won't go down on me, how else do you want me to cum? or you think your thrusting and ramming is enough to do the work.


If you won't do it, someone else will!
Hmmm Eva. So you love mouth action this much, just ensure the VJ is thoroughly cleaned and your guy will get down on it
CultureRe: He Was Carrying Abominable Objects - Oba Of Benin Reacts To Chief's Humiliation by cliffypatt(m): 2:10pm On Aug 24, 2017
EntMirror:
That's definitely a typo error, believe me. Well, i'm till wondering if yours is a statement or a question.You're even a bigger olodo. FVk out of my mention.
Another typo in your mention. "Till" instead of "still" FYI, mine was a statement. You were referring to a whole tribe when you wrote "a small village with nothing to boost of" Let us learn how to write without fanning the embers of war. Shalom!
CultureRe: He Was Carrying Abominable Objects - Oba Of Benin Reacts To Chief's Humiliation by cliffypatt(m): 6:30am On Aug 24, 2017
nnokwa042:
tradition rulers from agbor down to Onitsha re called obi like obi of abor obi of umunede obi of Onitsha obinnewi is obi Benin a word? Then come to imo state and abia is called Eze is Eze Benin word ? Did Igbo's dragg the word Oba with Benin and Yoruba s? Or did see any Igbo with name odadolor or anini?
Go learn how to spell properly, we don tire to dey read wetin you write jor!
CultureRe: He Was Carrying Abominable Objects - Oba Of Benin Reacts To Chief's Humiliation by cliffypatt(m):
cinothed0n:
i decree and declare....sense and brain must fall on you. If i ever hear 'buhari resign' again from you, sango go fall on you..oloriburuku
Which one concern buhari for this matter? Na wah! For you o, e no suppose pain you reach this extent, na words this person write, e nor put finger inside your eye. You need to attend anger management class
CultureRe: He Was Carrying Abominable Objects - Oba Of Benin Reacts To Chief's Humiliation by cliffypatt(m): 6:07am On Aug 24, 2017
enimooko:
Hmmmm, until he's handcuffed by the DSS and taken out of Benin, dethroned and replaced by a rival Oba...Mmmmm, be careful this world is and egg
Na your forefathers want dethrone am? With the way you reason, you shouldn't be allowed access to the internet in the first place cause you ruminate the other way round. Ignoramus
CultureRe: He Was Carrying Abominable Objects - Oba Of Benin Reacts To Chief's Humiliation by cliffypatt(m): 6:03am On Aug 24, 2017
EntMirror:
That's why Africans will never see the dawn. What abominable objects if I may ask? Why can't it be mentioned or is it abominable to spurt it out from a holy tongue? It's high time we shade away ancient mentalities if we must move forward in this part of the world. Gone are the days when banishing is a threat, people are already banishing themselves out of this discombobulated country, talk of a small village with nothing to boost of.
Write if you want to, must you disparage the city of Benin by calling it a small village with nothing to boast of. You couldn't even spell the word "boast" correctly. Olodo!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Meets With South-East Senators (Video, Photos) by cliffypatt(m): 5:23am On Aug 24, 2017
franchizy:
Is this suppose to be news. Im shocked that an illitracy, criminal and school drop out is brain wash useless youths of his region.

What did kanu spoke here that will make you pools hails him.

Kanu must be arrest soon and will be send back to kuje where he will be walk with an empty bare foot and ate watery beans.

Useless ipok youths.
You can't even express yourself properly. Olodo! Stark illiterate!!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Meets With South-East Senators (Video, Photos) by cliffypatt(m): 5:20am On Aug 24, 2017
mynd1:
See this ipod? Mr president should be careful? for what? Dude u think like a cartoon I swear for typing this trash. mtchewww! Mr president is back and if any mumu ipod do anyhow Buratai boys go use am do suya walahi and nothing will happen.
Oga nothing go happen, I repeat nothing!! All Nnamdi Kanu said made sense. Tribalism and sentiment have beclouded your mode of comprehending, and this is why you are finding it difficult to understand.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by cliffypatt(m):
honeychild:
I remember all of you laughing at those cautioning NDA (Niger Delta Avengers) when they were bombing pipelines. I think you have now become environmentalist too grin grin grin

Abeg nothing concern Nigerians joor. Avengers should resume bombing in September.
Without the oil, your state is nothing. I bet your so called Nigeria won't do any better than Burundi, if the ND secedes.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by cliffypatt(m): 5:06am On Aug 24, 2017
geronimoedeh1:
Igbos want to still niger-delta oil...very greedy set of people.
Look what they have done .
Make use of your brain, it is not in that moronic vertex of yours for nothing
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Oil Spillage In Niger Delta Communities by cliffypatt(m): 5:03am On Aug 24, 2017
Cool23:
I don't think u understood my comment and I'm from ogun restructuring means giving states control of their resources without any interference from the federal government now tell me if they carry on with this how many states can survive on their own it is only a scheme to make some certain governors more powerful
I see why you don't want restructuring because your parasitic state will find it difficult to survive. You can only depend on the ND oil for survival. Take it or leave full restructuring will take place

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