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RomanceRe: Check Out These Hips And Booty by ClitoPen: 7:56pm On Dec 14, 2017
On their way.... grin

Nairaland GeneralRe: Brain Teaser: The Alphabet by ClitoPen(op): 7:49pm On Dec 14, 2017
gift01:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy
dog
Nice one. That was fast grin
Nairaland GeneralBrain Teaser: The Alphabet by ClitoPen(op): 7:44pm On Dec 14, 2017
Hello friends
Let's exercise our brains...
Who can make a sentence of not more than 10 words containing all 26 letters of the English alphabet
Nairaland GeneralRe: Whistleblower Quietly Leaves Nigeria After Collecting N421m by ClitoPen: 7:35pm On Dec 14, 2017
Best move if he wants to enjoy that money alive
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna Transformed Into A Woman In "Disguise" (Photos) by ClitoPen: 3:05pm On Dec 14, 2017
He fine pass Bob
RomanceRe: This Girl's Testimony Is Funny But Real (check It Out) by ClitoPen: 2:59pm On Dec 14, 2017
Sage7:
This life is just a pot of burnt beans....she has the effontery to ask for 90k.

This one can snatch your husband, you better transfer her 70k and lock_up.

Fake friends!
ClitoPen:
This one no be heart of gold matter o... collect your 30k and send her 70k with a pepperish text message
izaray:
That's how God ans prayers. He turned her to a fool to help you get ur money back from ur friend...Just deduct ur 30k and return the 70k to her...Some people are naturally wicked.
More likes to your comments
RomanceRe: This Girl's Testimony Is Funny But Real (check It Out) by ClitoPen: 2:55pm On Dec 14, 2017
This one no be heart of gold matter o... collect your 30k and send her 70k with a pepperish text message
RomanceRe: This Girl's Testimony Is Funny But Real (check It Out) by ClitoPen: 2:40pm On Dec 14, 2017
I once had a yoruba guy owing me a whooping #103,500 equivalent which he promised to pay back in a week. He borrowed the money from me in tears and I couldn't bear it and lent him the money meant for my survival as I was a working student. 3 months later he didn't want to pay me back.

. He gradually resorted to posting me, dodging my calls and then insults and I was deadly broke.... I gave him a Grace of one year after being on his trail and one beautiful morning, I greeted his whatsapp with curses and I swear, I meant every word I laid down there and then blocked him... he ran to my friend, got my bank details and I got alert of #90,000. (My friend told me)

I emailed him and reversed the curses and hv long cut off every communication with him including the remaining money.
RomanceRe: Whats The Weirdest Thing You Ever Caught A Girl Do by ClitoPen: 8:12am On Dec 14, 2017
MrDickman:
Just yesterday, I caught a girl shaving her pubics. Funniest thing was that she didn't see me. Bitch left her door opened thinking no one was around lol. I made sure I fed my eyes well.
And after all the lucozade, swear you didn't suffer the after effect or Vaseline came to your rescue. grin I no trust say u survive am cos of your moniker grin
RomanceRe: Whats The Weirdest Thing You Ever Caught A Girl Do by ClitoPen: 8:10am On Dec 14, 2017
Here to read stories ....
PhonesRe: Ordered From Amazon, Yet To Receive The Goods. Help! by ClitoPen: 6:57am On Dec 14, 2017
Godzlove8:
Pls house, a friend ordered for a laptop for me on amazon which the estimated delivery was suppose to be from 8th DEC - 13th DEC. he used all my details for the order and to be delivered to me via UPS. now today is 13th DEC and i haven't receive any call from AMAZON neither from UPS. I'm scared now.. my friend says i should exercise patience but i don't trust him. pls does this type of delay usually occur?
U said a friend: where is this friend? Do u trust him? Are you very sure it has been ordered? You should hav done that by yourself...

If all is fine, might be just a delay and today is just the end of estimated DOD.Meanwhile, use your tracking details to b sure customs are not helping you keep it somewhere...
RomanceRe: Dis Pic Is Crazy by ClitoPen: 6:54am On Dec 14, 2017
Baddest
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky: I Never Owe Jacob, Mc Galaxy I Can Never Forgive You Till I Die by ClitoPen: 6:47am On Dec 14, 2017
U don't owe anyone explanations but for the sake of your sweet fans....ok na. But they are part of "everybody "... biko find another line
RomanceRe: Any Girl ! Dating More Than One Guy_ Won't See 2018 by ClitoPen: 6:43am On Dec 14, 2017
Ur babe don de cheat and u just caught her abi? I know it's very painful...
Call and curse her wholly and leave babes alone. Your sisters might benefit from the general curse if you are not careful
CelebritiesRe: Stop Behaving Like Your Sense Is On Vibration – Uche Maduagwu Slams Bobrisky by ClitoPen: 6:38am On Dec 14, 2017
tyson98:
I dislike this bobrisky with passion, he's always irritating me anytime I see his pic
You nailed it. Even this pic up here he s looking like a corpse
TravelRe: Peace Mass Bus Somersaults In Abakiliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:30am On Dec 14, 2017
I ll rather use a bike than join them
TravelRe: Peace Mass Bus Somersaults In Abakiliki, Ebonyi (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:29am On Dec 14, 2017
Ppl should stop patronising that transport company but I don't know what draws them....
They have wasted lives and are still on the prowl for more...
RomanceRe: I Spent N35k On Her, She Deceived Me With Makeup - Guy Cries Out After A Date by ClitoPen: 6:13am On Dec 14, 2017
saintmark88:
F off
Get lost. Fool
FamilyRe: Body Painting Of Pregnant Mother And Son (Photo) by ClitoPen: 8:35pm On Dec 13, 2017
youngrichworld:
YUMMY.....
U don see noddles abi?
CelebritiesRe: Gov. Willie Obiano Steps Out In Police Uniform (photos) by ClitoPen: 8:26pm On Dec 13, 2017
Sure sir!!
RomanceRe: I Spent N35k On Her, She Deceived Me With Makeup - Guy Cries Out After A Date by ClitoPen: 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2017
saintmark88:
Yeah u r right... Its ur moniker not mine, but learn to take a chill pill, m not d cause of ur issues
I dey jejely on my own, u come de rudely ask for the meaning of my moniker....I told u the truth....and u r talking about having issues...
Abeg, try to dey reason properly before talking cos u are obviously the one that has serious issues here.
PoliticsRe: Christmas: Ugwuanyi Offers Free Ride To Enugu Indigenes by ClitoPen: 7:33pm On Dec 13, 2017
How will they identify their indigens at the park? Dem no de write ENUGU for forehead
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Welcomes Daughter Back To Nigeria (photos/video) by ClitoPen: 7:21pm On Dec 13, 2017
Did she come home by herself? Ayam missing that part...
RomanceRe: My Chest Is Too Big. Help. PICS by ClitoPen: 6:57pm On Dec 13, 2017
Your chest take style resemble flat nyash!
RomanceRe: I Spent N35k On Her, She Deceived Me With Makeup - Guy Cries Out After A Date by ClitoPen: 6:39pm On Dec 13, 2017
2dice01:
haba
Baba... You no even give am hope grin
grin grin
RomanceRe: I Spent N35k On Her, She Deceived Me With Makeup - Guy Cries Out After A Date by ClitoPen: 6:38pm On Dec 13, 2017
oluseyiforjesus:
come n collect one coke for ds comment
Thanks jare....location pls
RomanceRe: I Spent N35k On Her, She Deceived Me With Makeup - Guy Cries Out After A Date by ClitoPen: 6:37pm On Dec 13, 2017
saintmark88:
Guy what the f is clitopen??
None of your f business
CelebritiesRe: 5 Years Old Girl, Breaks Internet With Her Lovely Photos As She Joins Instagram by ClitoPen: 2:14pm On Dec 13, 2017
Came to see the caused traffic

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