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Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 8:41pm On Dec 17, 2017
Is 75 his natural or official age?

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Do This?? by ClitoPen: 8:38pm On Dec 17, 2017
Mariinee:
....If you go to an eatery, order what you can finish. Do not buy more than you can finish. And stop leaving food in your plate just to act big.cheesy

Even if you must remain food in your plate, leave just a lil amount. angry angry angry
Who get this advice? Did they tell you that they are members here?
Romance / Re: Lady Tweets Nud£ Bedroom Selfie, Captions It "I Wanna Fvck" (pics) by ClitoPen: 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2017
Y did you block her?
Education / Re: Egyptian Archaeologist Discovered 3500 Years Old Mummy As They Explore Tombs(PIC by ClitoPen: 7:03pm On Dec 17, 2017
alexistaiwo:
One day these archeologists will dig up one ancient curse that will end the world.


Sci-Fiction conspiracy theory
Hahahhahahhahahhahahahha

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Romance / Re: How True Is This? Ladies Will Not Agree To This. by ClitoPen: 7:01pm On Dec 17, 2017
miracool946:

Really?
Yes
Crime / Re: 20-year-old Eniola Balogun Jailed For 21 Years For Raping Five Teenage Girls by ClitoPen: 6:15pm On Dec 17, 2017
So expecting his release at the age of 41

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Romance / Re: How True Is This? Ladies Will Not Agree To This. by ClitoPen: 6:15pm On Dec 17, 2017
Hmmm...not always true

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do?? by ClitoPen: 4:57pm On Dec 17, 2017
kushercain:
what is happening in her house?
grin house warming ceremony
Romance / Re: What Should I Do?? by ClitoPen: 4:56pm On Dec 17, 2017
EFULEFU1:


DO I quit messaging her then?
I wouldn't advice u do so abruptly. That's y I said 'play neutral '. Message her with maturity and not as if ur life depends on it
Romance / Re: What Should I Do?? by ClitoPen: 4:47pm On Dec 17, 2017
EFULEFU1:



Are you suggesting I should not ask her again? Won't it sound immature?
From your story, you have asked severally. Let her be for now. Don't ask her again till she decides to give you. Play neutral

You ve not met her so u r not even sure if she values u the much u value her. Put ur foot on your break pedal man

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Celebrities / Re: 16 Years Old Female Fan With Fish Brain Tattoos Wizkid's Face On Her Back by ClitoPen: 4:45pm On Dec 17, 2017
Am imagining the day she will be undergoing laser treatment to peel her back
Nairaland / General / Re: Secondary School Reunion by ClitoPen: 4:44pm On Dec 17, 2017
Partly true
Romance / Re: What Should I Do?? by ClitoPen: 4:43pm On Dec 17, 2017
Guy u r making yourself cheap and desperate. Where lies your male ego?
Religion / Re: Father Mbaka Heals A Blind Man At Adoration Crusade - TrezzyHelm (Photos) by ClitoPen: 2:08pm On Dec 17, 2017
PASCALSILVA:
WE KNOW THE TRUE MEN OF GOD
Meaning?
Romance / Re: I've Fvucked More Than 50 Girls This Year. Im Happy by ClitoPen: 1:47pm On Dec 17, 2017
MissWrite:
Only 50 Out of 365 nights, plus 365 possible afternoon delights, 365 5am quickies, and 220 possible bathroom break indiscretions with a co-worker? For someone who says he "fvcks and discards", you've either been re-using your 'tissue' way too often or you've had a very inefficient year. Either way, you should hang your head in shame. No prize for you angry
See finishing!!! grin

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Romance / Re: I've Fvucked More Than 50 Girls This Year. Im Happy by ClitoPen: 11:32am On Dec 17, 2017
Mrbolt555:
Mostly igbo girls though.grin grin
Wow! Congrats bro!! You ve made it!! Here u go....ur certificate and trophy....

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Ebuka Steps Out As A 'father Christmas' by ClitoPen: 11:30am On Dec 17, 2017
Tynasparks:
lol... Which one is father christmas bridesmaid?
grin check out their outfit
Romance / Re: My Oh My! LADY Who Has The Biggest NYASH In Africa Shares New Photos-(look) by ClitoPen: 9:13am On Dec 17, 2017
Nasty or not I don't bloody care.

But if u still ask me, she looks like
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Ebuka Steps Out As A 'father Christmas' by ClitoPen: 9:07am On Dec 17, 2017
Are those kids in the second pix Father-Christmas' bridesmaids?
Nairaland / General / Re: Hoodlums Rob Private Jet Taxiing On The Runway In Lagos by ClitoPen: 8:58am On Dec 17, 2017
Armed robbery in the runway! on a moving plane!! shocked Anyway as it lands, it becomes a vehicle....Nowhere is safe o
Nairaland / General / Re: Check Out These Twins Amazing ’transformation' Pictures by ClitoPen: 7:27am On Dec 17, 2017
Many possibilities:
1) good soap and adequate sponging during bath thereby removing dead skin layers...
2) bleaching cream
3)change of environment from tropical to temperate zones
4) camera effects
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Passenger Dies Onboard Emirates Airlines From Dubai by ClitoPen: 7:14am On Dec 17, 2017
RealNaijaQuin:
.....to the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport (NAIA), Abuja, the airline has recorded its first causality
Then....
RealNaijaQuin:
This is not the first time a Nigerian would be dying onboard Emirates coming into Nigeria.

Get your facts right
Romance / Re: What Size Body My Wife Has? Is She Beautiful by ClitoPen: 7:06am On Dec 17, 2017
So we hav Indians on nairaland too! shocked shocked
Food / Re: How To Prepare Suya. by ClitoPen: 7:01am On Dec 17, 2017
Aeesha2:
Please, kindly enlighten us if you know how to prepare Guys.
Ask google or any mallam around you
Celebrities / Re: You No Even Get Yansh… Fans Blast Actress Sotayo As She Show Off Dancing Skills by ClitoPen: 7:00am On Dec 17, 2017
Who sabi this one for nollywood?
Politics / Re: New Face Of Imo State Governor, by ClitoPen: 6:58am On Dec 17, 2017
Which political party is he in?
Romance / Re: Nwaamaikpe Got A Foolish Partner!! by ClitoPen: 10:00pm On Dec 16, 2017
charleff512:
Na Wa O!Na This Guy Na Im Una Open Thread For?
Follow me ask o! They even have board members analysing his/her diction

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