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Politics / Re: John Oden: Soldier Sends His Wife Christmas Message From Military Base by ClitoPen: 5:33pm On Dec 20, 2017
So touching

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Business / Re: See What I Got Today From MTN by ClitoPen: 5:31pm On Dec 20, 2017
Pictures of the van that brought it and the staff right in your house or ....
Romance / Re: Queen Farcadi, Ghanaian Prostitute: "I Earn Over N2.3m Monthly, I'm Not Ashamed" by ClitoPen: 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2017
Hakeem12:
lol, your signature though.
grin grin
Romance / Re: Queen Farcadi, Ghanaian Prostitute: "I Earn Over N2.3m Monthly, I'm Not Ashamed" by ClitoPen: 5:19pm On Dec 20, 2017
LexMacquin:


Can someone tell his gentleman to kindly forward his measurements please.
6 feet tall grin
Family / Re: Baby Who Was Abandoned By Her Father Looks Too Adorable In New Photoshoot by ClitoPen: 10:32am On Dec 20, 2017
That man should get ready for the regrets wen it starts paying
Romance / Re: Changing Love Girls Please Help!! by ClitoPen: 10:25am On Dec 20, 2017
Kekx:


Una be savage o grin
Wetin man go do na...lol....the English and days of love and hate weak me
Events / Re: Girl Slays In Her 5th Birthday Photos by ClitoPen: 10:25am On Dec 20, 2017
She looked older than her age in the first picture

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Romance / Re: Queen Farcadi, Ghanaian Prostitute: "I Earn Over N2.3m Monthly, I'm Not Ashamed" by ClitoPen: 10:23am On Dec 20, 2017
Notify me when you retire healthy the way you started then I ll doff my hat for you

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Romance / Re: Changing Love Girls Please Help!! by ClitoPen: 10:20am On Dec 20, 2017
Kekx:


Thunder fire all of una grin grin grin grin
I dodge am.... grin
Food / Re: If Poison Expires, Does It Lose Its Potency Or Becomes More Potent by ClitoPen: 11:17pm On Dec 19, 2017
Poison is poison
Religion / Re: 50 Jehovah's Witnesse Expelled From Their Homes For Changing Their Religion by ClitoPen: 11:07pm On Dec 19, 2017
GraGra247:
If Jehovahs witness owns the home, they have the right to evict them if they are no longer members. No offense here....
Exactly
Romance / Re: This Lady Slept With A Manager During An Interview And Instantly Got The Job by ClitoPen: 9:32pm On Dec 19, 2017
Treas006:
A twitter user simply identified as Jania has taken to the platform to reveal how she got her new job

She said she had sex with the manager and walked away with a new job!

See what she wrote.
“Had a job interview today, bleeped the manager and walked out with a new job making 7.25/hour & Y’all still asking y’all parents for money. Can’t relate���‼️”
Chai! Even after the screwing her they couldn't even pay her up to the approved minimum wage per hour! Whereas many are earning higher on a clean slate!! Shame!! You were just used on a platter of gold to quench winter cold. Fool

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Education / Re: Can I Use Academic IELTS Test To Prepare For General IELTS Test? by ClitoPen: 9:28pm On Dec 19, 2017
truthsayer009:


Thanks.
You r welcome
Romance / Re: . by ClitoPen: 8:18pm On Dec 19, 2017
internationalman:
You are calling a girl with a robust breast and a well shaped curvaceous big booty masculine in nature
I just finished wondering on that before I read your comment...

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Romance / Re: Changing Love Girls Please Help!! by ClitoPen: 8:16pm On Dec 19, 2017
Lemme join the queue...
Education / Re: Can I Use Academic IELTS Test To Prepare For General IELTS Test? by ClitoPen: 8:10pm On Dec 19, 2017
truthsayer009:


ok, I somehow feel I should use Academic & prepare instead to make me better off. So I can breeze through the General test.
I would advice u stick to the practice materials specific to the particular test module you want to take.

The secret there is that it is not a tough exam like you have in schools where you are expected to download what is in ur textbooks in the exam hall without them....
It's a simple exam with the answers right in front of you but depends on your ability to seive it out.

That's why you need to majorly build your range of vocabularies and know your antonyms and synonyms and then focus on the module u registered for: read general materials for general module and academic materials for academic module. Don't mix it up.
Education / Re: Can I Use Academic IELTS Test To Prepare For General IELTS Test? by ClitoPen: 7:42pm On Dec 19, 2017
truthsayer009:
I have a General IELTS test to write & I am currently preparing using tests from ieltsonlinetests.com which has ONLY Academic Test.

Academic test seems diff from General tests, But can I use Academics test to prepare for a General tests.

I need suggestions, thanks.

Has anyone written both General & Academic test, I would like to know the difference (In terms of Experience) ?
No. Though they cover the same 4 modules, the contents are quite different in the writing tasks. Listening and Speaking are the same, I guess Reading too(pls confirm)....

However, general is easier than academic . Cheers
Health / Re: The 12-year-old Boy With Backward Facing Legs After Surgery (Photos) by ClitoPen: 7:35pm On Dec 19, 2017
chai...

Happiness has been restored on him

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Judge This Matter. by ClitoPen: 3:06pm On Dec 19, 2017
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Crime / Re: How I Lost All My Savings With First Bank Of Nigeria by ClitoPen: 3:05pm On Dec 19, 2017
So they haven't learnt a lesson after the court case with a customer which they lost
Nairaland / General / Preps For 2018 by ClitoPen: 11:51am On Dec 19, 2017
Happy new year in advance
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is The Most Insulted Nigerian Celebrity 2017? by ClitoPen: 11:36am On Dec 19, 2017
Buhari
Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is The Most Insulted Nigerian Celebrity 2017? by ClitoPen: 11:34am On Dec 19, 2017
Bobrisky
Nairaland / General / Re: Pupils Receive Goats For Coming First In Their Class In Anambra State by ClitoPen: 11:30am On Dec 19, 2017
Christmas meat don set be that
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Uses Machete To Represent Razor Blade In Crime Story. Nigerians React by ClitoPen: 11:27am On Dec 19, 2017
TedBaker:

U re wrong, its a razor blade too.
The general name.
Lemme give u an example.
Pasta can mean either of spaghetti or maccoroni
English master, be careful .....can u use that thing she is holding to remove hairs? Tuza

Romance / Re: He’s Taken! Lady Wields Gun In Pre-Wedding Photos by ClitoPen: 6:41am On Dec 19, 2017
That guy should have held the "I stole her heart" placard in the first pix
Nairaland / General / Re: Lady Crushed To Death In Enugu (Graphic Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:38am On Dec 19, 2017
FreddyKruger:
Can't even respect the dead and put the corpse in a body bag. They just hurled her in the truck like a bean bag. RIP dear.
Have you ever seen a corpse packaged in a body bag in Nigeria?
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Wields A Gun As She Holds On To Her Man In Pre-wedding Photos by ClitoPen: 9:05pm On Dec 18, 2017
But this will not even scare any hawk that wants to prey on the man...
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Wields A Gun As She Holds On To Her Man In Pre-wedding Photos by ClitoPen: 9:01pm On Dec 18, 2017
Not even a fake smile!
They or one of them must be a police or military officer and I suspect the woman...

Chai! I pity the dude! If pre wed pix like joke like joke b like this then intra marital life go be...
Religion / Re: Why Can't God Predict Bet9ja by ClitoPen: 8:55pm On Dec 18, 2017
Because God does not trick people
NYSC / Re: Fellow Nairalanders, This Recently Mobilized Corper Needs Assistance by ClitoPen: 8:51pm On Dec 18, 2017
This doesn't look convincing enough. You may need more proof like
1) his pix on hosp bed
2) med report
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland "Share" by ClitoPen: 8:41pm On Dec 18, 2017
blank:
When you click on share on any post, the post appears in the "posts shared with me" tab of those people following your posts. When anyone shares your post, it appears in your "like and shares" tab along with the name of the person that first shared it.
Thanks for the explanations. I appreciate

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