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Romance / Re: Lady Drops Her Child At A Saloon, Removes Her Ring To Go Collect N200k From Ex by ClitoPen: 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2017
kimbraa:
Don't stress yourself with a false story to trend on twitter. The woman isn't that stupid to disclose her plans at a Saloon to anyone.
That's a gd point u just raised
Romance / Re: Lady Drops Her Child At A Saloon, Removes Her Ring To Go Collect N200k From Ex by ClitoPen: 7:16pm On Dec 18, 2017
That baby is so surprised seeing what the mum is doing...look at the eyes
Romance / Re: Lady Drops Her Child At A Saloon, Removes Her Ring To Go Collect N200k From Ex by ClitoPen: 7:15pm On Dec 18, 2017
Mrjo:
are u sure she is nt ur wife?

Lol
Nah, dats not my baby
Career / Re: “I Slay In My Military Uniform Just The Same Way I Slay In My Civil Wear” by ClitoPen: 7:05pm On Dec 18, 2017
moshood521:
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Hahahhahahhahah hahahahhaha.....this ur meme had me rolling on the floor...
Na English abi na Maths dem de solve ni?

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Career / Re: “I Slay In My Military Uniform Just The Same Way I Slay In My Civil Wear” by ClitoPen: 7:03pm On Dec 18, 2017
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Education / Re: Nigerian Man Shares Photos From His Graduation With A First Class In The U.S by ClitoPen: 7:02pm On Dec 18, 2017
Tell them that whatever u were given in Nigeria wasn't ur true score. Nigeria lecturer can frustrate the life out of u
Business To Business / Re: Rubber Speed Bumps by ClitoPen: 7:01pm On Dec 18, 2017
Put this on Nigeria roads and the aim of speed bumps is totally defeated

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Crime / Re: Man Shares Photos Of His Goat Who Died Of Poisoned Pap Meant For His Family by ClitoPen: 6:54pm On Dec 18, 2017
Just rendered that kid motherless








....waiting for fools....
TV/Movies / Re: NTA Uses Machete To Represent Razor Blade In Crime Story. Nigerians React by ClitoPen: 6:50pm On Dec 18, 2017
NTA is gradually loosing it...

First was the wrong man portrayed as the president ...
Now is matchet labelled as razor....

At this rate, I foresee extinction of this Tv station in the nearest future

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Romance / Re: Lady Drops Her Child At A Saloon, Removes Her Ring To Go Collect N200k From Ex by ClitoPen: 6:47pm On Dec 18, 2017
Chei... and she can't just collect that 200k in peace cos she must drop her offering ...

I wonder whose wife now!....
Just hope the husband is not going to be among those to comment after me....

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Education / Re: Scholarship For Boy That Photobombed A Traditional Wedding Photo Of Couple by ClitoPen: 6:45pm On Dec 18, 2017
millionboi2:
u b pinkin
grin if acatch u eh...
Education / Re: Scholarship For Boy That Photobombed A Traditional Wedding Photo Of Couple by ClitoPen: 6:44pm On Dec 18, 2017
room089:




See dis Agbalagba uncle sef wan go pose!
Are you a children?
Sometimes grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 7:16am On Dec 18, 2017
prettyomidan:
Football age
undecided
Romance / Re: Lady Determines To Sleep With Any Guy; As She Lost Her Boyfriend To Slay Mama (p by ClitoPen: 7:15am On Dec 18, 2017
Na so u urg? Not even a slay queen but a slay mama collect your guy!
Celebrities / Re: Ex Side Chick Of Billionaire Musa Dajunma Show Off Her NIPPLE In New Photo by ClitoPen: 7:12am On Dec 18, 2017
So what happened next?
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Alleged Babymama Bukola Adeeyo Celebrates Her Birthday Today by ClitoPen: 7:11am On Dec 18, 2017
Cutie
Education / Re: Scholarship For Boy That Photobombed A Traditional Wedding Photo Of Couple by ClitoPen: 11:24pm On Dec 17, 2017
When your star is set to shine... just ordinary unplanned pose don land this kid scholarship!

No wahala...u see these two weddings I have this month, I must 'spoil' their pics to obtain my own uncommon favour...
Coming back with my story grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: December No Way by ClitoPen: 10:27pm On Dec 17, 2017
This chicken comb go sweet die grin

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Forum Games / Re: Which one of these faces is female, and which is male? by ClitoPen: 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2017
loneatar:
you're right
grin
Forum Games / Re: Which one of these faces is female, and which is male? by ClitoPen: 10:12pm On Dec 17, 2017
The first is female and the second is male...

Reason? The lips mainly...
Then the entire setting of the facial features...

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Nairaland / General / Nairaland "Share" by ClitoPen: 10:08pm On Dec 17, 2017
Hello fellow Nlanders,
Pls I need a little clarification.
Below any members' comment is a list of highlights like "quote", "like", "share", "report "....
... I know that to share means to duplicate in more places for more ppl to see...
When you click the share button, apart from the "likes and shares" counter at the top of your page which indicates the number of likes or shares, does the comment shared reflect somewhere else? If yes, where?
Please can someone explain more and no insults.
Thanks in anticipation
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 9:24pm On Dec 17, 2017
ItsTutsi:
hahaha see how his quick in defending her,i bet you don't even defend ur mother like that..u think she will open her legs for u grin undecided cheesy..fool!!
Wow! Is that your aim? To screw her! Chill man, am not ur rival. U should hv looked at the monikers before jumping into a case that doesn't concern you! Idiot..

Ur mother ll b so ashamed of u, that's if u hv one and know her!... FYI, I don't bleep wh*res!....but it suits u both, run along rat, gather her scattered pieces and bleep her as u want...birds of a feather...
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 9:04pm On Dec 17, 2017
Pharaoh001:

Dumbass!
i'm done replying you...Na Thunder go fire you if you dere quote me again! sad
Of course u can't reply again cos the thunder has just backfired on u and left ur pieces scattered all over NL. Dirty a** girl
Crime / Re: Ummy Danmusa: Woman Missing In Kaduna As Search Begins (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:57pm On Dec 17, 2017
Davuv:
J
Kekx:
.ff
Kekx:
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crazydude1:
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una don grab landed asset be that abi
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 8:56pm On Dec 17, 2017
Pharaoh001:

Spoilt brat
Slow poke
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 8:53pm On Dec 17, 2017
Pharaoh001:

Mad Boy embarassed You probably don't how joyous the thing be cry
When last did your parent celebrate their birthday
Mad girl. As if your own parents know what a birthday is
Celebrities / Re: Actor Yul Edochie Bags Chieftaincy Title, Pictured With Mum by ClitoPen: 8:52pm On Dec 17, 2017
Starting early to build next campaign strategy
Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 8:46pm On Dec 17, 2017
Celebrating birthday like children

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Politics / Re: Buhari Cuts 75th Birthday Cakes With Family And Governors (Video) by ClitoPen: 8:43pm On Dec 17, 2017
yungstar092:
Ftc
U wish grin @ JohnnelBrown beat u to it

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