₦airaland Forum

Bollinger:
Who the hell eats steak and eggs for lunch?

Eugenedimgba:
this post would have had more sense if it was written by a man.... Looks like a lady's tryin to diffuse her situation.

hYpErbOi:
MY WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do u do 4 a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Ur Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.

P: Who makes breakfast 4 ur family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P: At what time does ur wife wake up 4 making breakfast?
H: She wakes up @ around 5am because she cleans the house first b4 making breakfast.

P: How do ur kids go 2 school?
H: My wife takes them 2 school, because she doesn't work.

P: After taking ur kids 2 school, what does she do?
H: She goes 2 the market, then goes back home 4 cooking and laundry. u know she doesn't work.

P: In the evening, after u go back home from office, what do u do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due 2 all day's work.

P: What does ur wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals 4 me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.

***Whom do u think works more from the story above

The daily routines of ur wives commence from early morning 2 late night and u called that DOESN'T WORK?

Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!

Appreciate ur wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection 4 all of us 2 understand and appreciate each others roles.

***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted.

When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong 4 granted.

A very heart touching message by a
woman.

Someone asked her, Are u a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.

I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.

***What Do u Do All Day??

***Dedicated 2 all women***

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

ekemini606:
Quit being too strong, its not a woman quality.

lepasharon:
How many FB he get sef?

armyofone:
nice one. i had Applebee's steak this afternoon with sweet potato fries.

Omotayor123:
You should explain... Since you are offering it as Solution.

thelish:
See delicacies. Na so u like food

Omotayor123:
Abeg what is tehn.

Dexpro:
Not everyone in here knows TEHN. Some don't even know how to go about contacting TEHN for assistance. Some needs are extremely urgent that need urgent attention. Having to go through verification before broadcasting some time. I suggest you insert the link to TEHN thread in your post.

edwife:
He banned Tehn,how will they verify the claims?Besides coco it's like saying most of us are naive or not clever enough to know when something is not genuine.

I don't think he has the right to dictate to readers what they want to do with their money and if he is scared that his reputation will be tarnished when someone get duped then he should just make a rule stating that he has no business with it.

Other bloggers give away money from their own pockets which him doesn't do,so he should not take this away from people who genuinely need help.

Seun:
I hereby propose to create a new rule that forbids anyone from asking for money for money - especially investments and donations - on Nairaland later today. The enforcement of this rule will completely block the activities of many scammers. Any objections?

MrsAnyanwu:
Seun this world is full of good and bad, whatever that's an Original ,there must always be fake, I don't know what to say, but what of those dat are in dire need of money? Innocent nd genuine ones, how would u know them....... Scammers are everywhere on earth, pls think this through thoroughly , thank you ......

danbrowndmf:
No sir dont do that. Expecially for the donations. Donations here have saved many pple from either sickness or something bad...

Omotayor123:
Yes Seun.. What about those Nairalanders that might truly need help Any special plan for those.?
I propose you verify the claim of those that makes such request before endorsing the donation. Besides, it's a donation I.e "willingly and not compulsory". We shouldn't stop those that want to help from helping!

handsomeyitayo:
my work won't allow me , until weekend..

darkenedrebel:
i attended my uncle's white wedding & reception party yesterday, & was utterly shocked to find out some certain things are still done..

i mean, why do nigerians[yorubas especially] spray the celebrant of an event with money while dancing. who started it? ...i see no sense in it though, because eventually the monies sprayed are picked up by some designated persons..so why the stress & ceremony..why not just put the cash in an envelope & present to the celebrant..

my uncle was not even comfortable with the whole bÜllshyte...but you know how such stuffs excite all these orobo/fat-assed women & retired pot-bellied men

I saw one particular woman giving her son 5k to go break into smaller naira denominations, all because she wanted to dance & spray the couples... chai
cococandy, edwife & the house in general...what do you guys have to say..is this not backwardness?

handsomeyitayo:
I stay on my own I do visit her and my mum weekend

kettykin:
What is really happening to the south west states of ogun, Osun, oyo, apc states are really very very imprudent and unviable

apolonius:
I am well.You?