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Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by cococandy(f): 6:51am On Feb 18, 2015
Only? undecided

onila:
Here Is The List Of All The Men That Have Slept With Desire Luzinda.

A list exposing all the men that have slept with DL has been revealed….Be the first one to see, these men who have fallen to DL open leg syndrome.

The following are the people.....

1.An army officer Capt. Juma Seiko

2.Martin Kaddu

3.Eddie Yawe

4.Kasole’s son

5.Ken Ntaro

6.Aaron (works with FEIL Company in Bugolobi)

7.Shamir Sengendo

8.Hajji Nasser Ntege Ssebagala

9.Hajji Habib Kavuma

10.Mesach Semakula

11.Silver Kyagulanyi

12.Sir Gordon Wavamunno

13.John Babimba (a city car dealer)

14.Franklin Ebikeme Emoubor Ebenhron

15.Bebe Cool

16.Eddie Ngoni

17.Elly Kasule
Family › Re: The Powerful Slap Of Yoruba Mothers. by cococandy(f): 2:51am On Feb 18, 2015
cheesy grin
Family › Re: What Diseases Run In Your Family? by cococandy(f): 1:43am On Feb 18, 2015
alutacontinua:
her 'clownishness' is in another world. You haven't seen stories about her indian neighbours undecided
onila has created over 1000 topics on NL, even Seun cannot match that
she followed people sotey her follow button no dey work again on her profile cheesy
SHE IS A LEGEND!
she's one of my favourite nlers though, comes across as cute and weirdcheesy
Same here smiley
Family › Re: What Diseases Run In Your Family? by cococandy(f): 1:37am On Feb 18, 2015
onila:
just want to know

the diseases in my family are kinda posh
Really? grin ngwanu congratulations
Family › Re: What Diseases Run In Your Family? by cococandy(f): 1:37am On Feb 18, 2015
alutacontinua:
welcome to onila's world cheesy
Clown she is

Imagine their family diseases are posh grin
Family › Re: What Diseases Run In Your Family? by cococandy(f): 1:30am On Feb 18, 2015
onila:
just wanted the know the diseases you might get soon or have wink
lol me? None. At all. I Thank God for health is wealth.

But Why do you want to know?
Are you offering free treatment to nairalanders with hereditary conditions?

Or you just want to know what they suffer from just for knowing's sake?
Family › Re: What Diseases Run In Your Family? by cococandy(f): 1:19am On Feb 18, 2015
Onila. What good is this info to us anyway?
Politics › Re: APC Is Now Dead On Nairaland! by cococandy(f): 12:22am On Feb 18, 2015
Berem nwannem how are you?
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by cococandy(f): 9:21pm On Feb 17, 2015
Fourwinds:
no d guy is not bad. I have just read d content on net. d girl is a dog I mean female dog. how can someone invest so much on ur career d next thing is to fvck every dick and harry to d detriment of d dude. dis is d kind of foo..lish girls MrCork brang about. deir brain is feel with cotton wool. a responsible girl will keep her dignity and not be carried away by things dat rust and decay.
undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by cococandy(f): 9:20pm On Feb 17, 2015
Good for him. Assholee
Politics › Re: APC Is Now Dead On Nairaland! by cococandy(f): 9:14pm On Feb 17, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked
barcanista:
Hahaha @ OP abeg thank you. I see those pained and vile broom carriers moving from one of my thread to another to look for my attention. I will respond to them appropriately. They say I'm a begger, they again said I'm a mole and Jonathanian, later they said a babe made me leave.
Question is: how can a mole planted by "Reno" or Abati be a beggar at the same time? They are frustrated and confused that they say I lack ideology. To them ideology is when you remain in a camp of bitter people and behave like maloo to them. Ideology is when you remain despite bein insulted. Alas, ideology have got a new meaning.
Some say it's because I am Ijaw, but they forgot that I was also Ijaw when I was foolishly with them.
Some others say I'm a low-lifer, but thank God that they can't beat their chest to say "if not for me barcanista will be starving". Whether I'm worth N1 or N100 is irrelevant, as long as I work for it, I am honored. For I know that tomorrow will be better than today.

These "apc's" have gone out of ideas, barcanista will entertain their folly. They will never smell Àso Rock with this evil mindset.

God bless firefire anonimi truckpusher freeglobe dein77 jmaine tomakint biafranqueen agabai23 matthewbriggs killerassassin and all the true patriot.

God Bless Buhari but
Jonathan For President 2010-2019
Politics › Re: APC Is Now Dead On Nairaland! by cococandy(f): 9:11pm On Feb 17, 2015
Barcanista? shocked shocked shocked grin

Na wa
Family › Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by cococandy(f): 9:02pm On Feb 17, 2015
This one too na problem? grin

And to think you've been 'seriously' disturbed about it

Pls discard the thought. You will be happy in the end that he can get it up without problem.
ttymyluv:
I have been seriously disturbed since i came back from work

my fiance had a meeting point around the town where we can later get another vehcle to take us to our different destination but i was so surprised that he was having a full erection that i could see thru his trousers.

I wansnt happy since because i dont know wat could have caused that.

Both of us are virgins planning for wedding soon

please does annyone knows what could be the cause?

I dont know how to ask him and i may be harsh on him

Thank u..
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by cococandy(f): 8:48pm On Feb 17, 2015
Home-made burger.
First try.
Didn't turn out bad smiley
*********************************

For two burgers:
Half cup Ground beef
2 Wheat buns
One egg
Two Tomato slice
two onion ring slice
Ketchup
Mayonnaise
Seasoning n spice
Lettuce.

Season and spice your ground beef to your taste and cook in the microwave for 5mins.
Mash well with a wooden spoon. Add half the egg into the mix and mould onto an oven tray in two spheres. Bake in the oven for 15mins at 370•
The egg holds the patty together

Fry the remaining half of the egg and place one side of your bun.
Place the baked meat (patty) on top of the egg.
Add Slice of tomato,onion and lettuce on next.

Add ketchup and mayo and cover with the other half of the bun.

Repeat for the other bun. Adjust measurement for the number of burgers you want to make.


Enjoy with diet coke on ice wink

Health › Re: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by cococandy(f): 8:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
Ilekeh:
Depending on what I'm going to the doctor for, I usually ask for a female nurse/doctor since my first pap smear and breast examination.

Sometimes, these charges are based on women not understanding the procedures for certain tests.
Exactly. someone who doesn't properly understand the procedure for the exams will freak out when the doctor lubricates and inserts two fingers in her vagin@ and anus.

Or press her breassts to feel for lumps.
Health › Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by cococandy(f): 6:03pm On Feb 17, 2015
It is a necessary part of the examination.

Just free your mind.
Dera25:
Please I need a matured advice, I have been having this argument with my fiancee and I want to confirm from the house especially ladies. She said that during antenatal there is a stage the doctor will start putingt his hand on the private part to examine the condition of the baby. But my problem with this is not only to confirm the authenticity of this story but I am feeling so disguise on how the male doctor will be putting hands on someone's dearly wife because of antenatal not even during child birth. No insult please
Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 6:01pm On Feb 17, 2015
bellong:
If akproko is a fish, why do they term "gossip" akproko?
Okporoko=fish
Aporoko= gossip/busy body

Naija slangs grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by cococandy(f): 5:59pm On Feb 17, 2015
Herzumpther:
I don't understand. Do people really eat octopus? I mean the animal OCTOPUS? shocked shocked shocked

You and fish sha. grin
yep. I've eaten octopus once. Dried abi roasted,I don't know how they did it. It Was nice and chewy. I was expecting to dislike it but surprisingly I didn't
Romance › Re: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by cococandy(f): 5:43pm On Feb 17, 2015
Really?

Where was your brain when you were getting her pregnant? Now you remember she left you years ago but didn't remember that when you were hooking up with her.

All this to run was from responsibility?
No wonder she left you before.
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by cococandy(f): 5:17pm On Feb 17, 2015
SAMBARRY:
plane ticket? That one is not an issue grin
i dey wait smiley
Family › Re: Woman Arrested For Leaving Her 2 Kids Alone Abroad To Attend Wedding In Nigeria by cococandy(f): 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2015
Kulyie. gringrin. Sha buy plane ticket for me and I will land there before you can even say owa.
SAMBARRY:
Ahen coco I have one owanmbe Parry next week Saturday. The aso ebi lace is 10 k for 6 yards and the gele is 4k.if you don't want lace you can buy the ankara. That one is 4,500 for 6yards. So i want you to follow me. You will have a nice time. It's in Balmoral hall ikeja grin



make sure you wear those your Benin beads and shoe and bag to match. Colour of the day is yellow and blue grin


also make sure you hold money to spray the musician praising you or singing your name. Sha hold like 40k.meanwhile when spraying musician money or dancing Cary your bag before they steal your phone, I pad or money grin
Politics › Re: GEJ Celebrates Obj's Final Exit From PDP (Photo) by cococandy(f): 6:49am On Feb 17, 2015
Lol. Let them keep shooting themselves in the foot.
londongal02:
"Obasanjo's formal exit from the PDP at this time
will further enhance the chance of the party in
the presidential election because Nigerians will
now see that eight out of the 16 years that the
APC claimed was a waste was spent by the party
because Obasanjo and former Vice President
Atiku Abubakar, who ruled Nigeria from 1999 to
2007 are now members of APC.
"If there is anything negative about PDP,
Obasanjo contributed 50 percent. His eight years
tenure is part of the 16 years that the APC
people claim is a waste. And now that Obasanjo
and Atiku are members of APC, it can be said
that APC ruled Nigeria from 1999 to 2007 and
the party should be ready to accept the liabilities
of Obasanjo and Atiku's government."
Health › Re: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by cococandy(f): 6:07am On Feb 17, 2015
CFCfan:
It's the "ambulance chasers" that give lawyers a bad name. And unfortunately, trial lawyers have such a stranglehold on the Democratic Party which has prevented significant tort reforms from being enacted.
There was a case where someone "sued" God! Go figure grin
Lmao@ suing God.

These ambulance chasers are something else.
Putting manufacturers and service providers on their toes literally.

I love and hate them simultaneously.

The only thing they haven't done is to go from door to door asking "hello ma'am did anyone step on your lawn today and trample your grass? Let us take your case and get you the compensation you deserve" grin
Health › Re: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by cococandy(f): 3:55am On Feb 17, 2015
CFCfan:
The doc was seriously trying to cover his ass, lol. Any potential mis-step could result in a lawsuit, which could further lead to an increase in medical malpractice insurance.
the way ppl love law suits and wahala no be small o. You can't turn on the TV for a minute without some hungry lawyer(no offense to you learned bros smiley ) edging viewers on to take up their cases and make money for them.
Health › Re: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by cococandy(f): 2:36am On Feb 17, 2015
Lesson for all I guess smiley

CCTV and a female assistant all the time in cases of female patients.

I was at the doctor's last month and the guy was taking his precious time going over every minute detail of what he ever he wanted to do.

Doctor: I'm going to place my right hand on your right breasstt now to feel for any physical abnormality.
Assistant: is that ok? Do you consent?(while taking notes)
Me: yes

Doctor:I'm going to place my right hand on your left breassst now to feel.....
Assistant: do you consent?
Me:yes

Doctor: I'm going to insert.....bla bla

And so on and so forth for every single procedure.
It was repetitive mehn but I understood he was only protecting himself jare grin

How does one differentiate between randy doctors and mischievous profit-seeking patients?


Royver:
they usually come like that, in droves.
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/jury-retires-in-case-of-8304/


https://www.change.org/p/arizona-medical-board-restore-dr-gabriel-ogbonnaya-s-license-2

It usually starts with one or two patients, usually middle aged women, making a complaint. The lawyers then backtrack all the doctor's patients as far as they can go. You then start seeing all sorts, from those who want to defend their friends to those who never liked the doctor in the first place suddenly remembering an 'inappropriate' thing he must have done while examining them. Some startimagining how he winked at them once or touched them somewhere once, and it quickly becomes a circus. Even when the doctor proves beyond reasonable doubt that he is innocent, his reputation is destroyed permanently.
Health › Re: 16 Female Patients Accuse Nigerian Doctor Of Sexual Assault by cococandy(f): 1:17am On Feb 17, 2015
And there are about 16 complainants

Makes his case harder to prove.
Royver:
High probability of them being false accusations.
Some patients can be very troublesome and petty.


Also no pervert doctor in his right mind will perform such heinous acts with the patient being fully conscious. that's just madness.
patients sometimes brush against a doctor's body parts while maneuvering during examinations.
and sometimes a doctor's hand mistakenly touches a patient. all accidental.





trying to slam him for 'illegible handwriting' sounds desperate. they really mean to do him in.

however,
from henceforth he MUST always have female chaperons around him while examining patients to reduce incidents of misunderstanding.
installing a cctv camera can also help.
Christianity Etc › Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by cococandy(f): 1:15am On Feb 17, 2015
CFCfan:
Of course you can
the pastor is high on holy water. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by cococandy(f): 1:14am On Feb 17, 2015
Owu ya nno.

So we shouldn't give and receive head angry
Family › Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by cococandy(f): 1:06am On Feb 17, 2015
MojAyo:
tanx my love,u knw men can be vry complicated,bt u can't say becos of dat ,u won't get married,becos society won't favour u at all with d stigma of a single old woman
hope you open your mind,let go of fear and learn some things from this thread. Bless you
Family › Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by cococandy(f): 12:58am On Feb 17, 2015
MojAyo:
dear,its like u knw my husband vry much,becos what u said here is synonymous to what he do,imagine,laughing with a guy infront of him,he will say me and d guy re into something together,he once slapped me becos of dis issue,bt I think I'm going to do all my best to make it work for my baby sake,nothing like a perfect relationship
I wish you the best of luck smiley
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Attacks Iyanya After Posting New Photo by cococandy(f): 12:25am On Feb 17, 2015
Christianity Etc › Re: Cherubim & Seraphim Pastor Arrested With Hard Drugs (Pictured With The Drugs) by cococandy(f): 12:23am On Feb 17, 2015
Na this kind one dem dey sentence to firing squad for Malaysia. What a greedy fellow

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