₦airaland Forum

Babymama1:
LOL
Do you know my brother went to Abuja and promised about 7 girls marriage
I am serious
And he gave them my phone number
I am praying that Christ will arrest him this year

OMG

This is serious.
Don't worry I will add him in my prayers too. The Holy Spirit arrest won't exceed this year.

And he likes big things. Imagine chatting up a big babe his big sister's age.
That your Brother go like better thingz

Babymama1:
You don't need the type of my brother
I don't want you opening threads on nairaland

" help I want to kill babyosisi's brother"

Lol. I broke my phone out of carelessness in the morning and I've been unhappy since morning. Now this thread is making me laugh so much I forgot my anger

manny4life:
I receive it IJN.

Let's just say I won't be single past this year

iseeee

Babymama1:
That is eh
I bought George wrappers upon George wrappers from home plus lace and the linings to match

Manny I must wear one for your D day

Adanne you're hot. You fit be mother of the day even.

manny4life:
Nne, hapu ... ejim nwayo eri ofe di oku..

ok. I trust you.

Babymama1:
Manny I prophesy that this year. 2015 shall be the end of your eating pizza for lunch and dinner

nothing will make me happier than seeing him and herz hook up this year

I can deactivate my account in peace then.

Babymama1:
Those Delta boys are sharp
My little cousin was taken by one this Christmas

delta guys ehn?

Herzumpther your brothers been taking our babes so we must make sure you come our side to balance the equation.

manny4life:
Lol... What is wrong with the ma'am? Sign of respect na..

nothing.Just uncomfortable with it.

I understand sha because I use it too when I want to address people I respect.
Maybe next year I won't mind

Babymama1:
No wonder one sharp Edo state guy just colonized her before we could say nne kedukwanu

he's from Delta not Edo.

That anu ewu looks very interesting.

Herzumpther:
Lol.
Thanks coco.

Confirm If you've saved the pic so I can take it down and we go back to making dinner.

BlackLeopard:
This. He has many faults but being boastful isn't one of them. And faults of whole system can't fall just on the President's head.

yea.

That plus the way he carries women along in his govt endeared him somewhat to me.
although I would be lying if I said I'm not kinda disappointed with him in some areas

Herzumpther:
Yes ma'am and thanks a lot.

I'm not really a makeup person, I like the way it looks on you because one would hardly know you have lipstick on. I will look for it. Thanks again ma'am, God bless

You're welcome. Easy on the ma'am though

You're makig me feel old

Coco is just fine

jnrbayano:
Activity!!!

what?

Herzumpther:
Cococandy your lipstick is so nice....I feel like stealing it from you.

Please can I know the name?? I want to see if I can get it here in Nigeria.... Please.

aww. Thanks.
It is Estée Lauder.
I mixed two colors.
Candy Shimmer:color16
And Rose tea creme: color17


These ones came in a full make-up set. But It is possible you can purchase it individually. The lipstick tube is black with golden inscription on the body.

See the pic I took of it. the two lipsticks on either side without the one in the middle. That's what I mixed.

Tip: go lighter on the darker shade and heavier on the lighter shade if you want the exact color I have on

I hope I was Helpful

dinachi:
You still don't get it do you? You are not making any sense...loose the caustic tongue skank and we may have a decent conversation.
Till then smell out!

I'm the one who's not making sense ?

Sense must mean something else In your dictionary.
Instead of you to admit that your usual misogyny is clouding your judgement, admit your issues that are eating you up within and ask for help, you're busy wallowing deeper in the pit you've dug for yourself.

Don't worry we are here and willing to help but only:

jaybee3:
Under the mango tree

I'm really interested Jay

dinachi:
Skank, I don't need to prove myself to you...
I abhor women who have no sense of decorum over their tongues.

ok myself apart (as I don't need to prove anything to anyone much less you of all people.)


Do you know the woman in the story? How do you know she had a bad mouth?
Of course you didn't .
So what justification did you have for trying to blame her death on 'women with caustic tongues'?

What kind of bad mouth will make a sane man lock up a wife in the house and beat her up without food or water until the point of death.
Something you only find in nazi concentration camps of old.
You think a bad mouth excuses such horrendous evil?

And you at this point haven't realized you need mental help?

GovWahala:
That's if he can be defeated.
Just see the humility in Jonathan, whereas "some people" said they'll form a parallel government when they FAIL and Baboons and Dogs will be soaked in Blood. Nigerians hope u can see the difference?
GEJ till 2019!

yea he's humble. That's cool about him

yerilistik:
Maggots !

eww. Stop it. Anyway I know that's not what it is

dinachi:
Let me say it beautifully. Concentrate on the graveyard between your legs!
Be serious now, how many have you killed with it?

see?

You can't even defend yourself or your so called profession sensibly without referring to women's private parts. I've noticed it is a trend you go by.

This is how you counsel your clients?
Always talking about private parts when you have a misunderstanding with a female?
Something must be fascinating for you about all that.

Have you really seen one all your life? You display classic signs of someone who needs to get laid baaaad But can't because no babe will look at his ugly face and no money for him to rentapucci.
So the next option is to rant and rave against the entire female population of the world for rejecting him.

Next thing you will tell us you have 5 lovely daughters.
Liar.

Alubosa:
.....from Paris village with love. Ondo/Ekiti home-grown folks should be able to identify d "fireworks" in d pixs below

Wole Soyinka once travelled to Europe with a full frozen bush meat (antelope) so i'm taking this with me to Philly next week

what are those?

i can't be left out .

Henceforth I'm a 35yr old mother of 4kids who's been married for 10yrs.

If you guys like don't believe me.

dinachi:
I am a relationship coach/counselor.

stop lying!
Don't you have fear of God in you?

How can a biased and irrational person be a relationship counselor?

What do you preach to your clients?
All these one-sided jargon that you type on NL?
Where wife beaters are perfect gentlemen and whatever happens must be the victim's fault as long as she's female.
Do you calm down to get the full picture or you scream at the lady and assist her husband in beating her up the more in your 'marriage counseling' office (seems more like it )

How many cases did you even say you've handled? Hundreds? Like 500 or 800 or 300?

You don't even know how to lie
Abi Na only you all the people with marriage problems come to meet.


Porkies everywhere. Tale bearers everywhere.

It is not a big deal.

2CatWoman:
Cases, in what capacity?

In his dreams.

Hundreds of cases ko.

edwife:
ahahaha you know i had this feeling you did not see it

I didn't

Anyway great stories so far.

edwife:
Well, to tell you the truth i was immediately attracted by his looks-the way he was staring at me,his smile warmed me up(there were just this chemistry between us) That night,he called me and we talked for 3 hours non-stop.....the next morning he called me to say good morning beautiful angel,how was your night?

It was very fast.....

gosh. I came late

igbsam:
I'll quote u on this statement when the chips are down in dis new found rush rush love u supporting her to indulges in. For now, I'll let it go. Not the type that exchange words on social media.

if it crashes nko? How is it your business?
How do you know the hubby's own won't crash before hers? As we all can see he's a serial flirt. From one wife to ini edo to a new wife.

Mtchewwwwwwww

dinachi:
Close your putrid hole! Na me kill am? It is a bitter lesson for those of you whose mouths are cursed. RIP to the dead.

monkey

It is you that is cursed. It is pretty much obvious anyway.
Only thing remaining is for you to overdose on your hormone supplements one day and commit a crime that will earn you permanent lock up where you actually belong.

The internet: God's Gift to sociopaths

If not you won't last a day on the street speaking these nonsense and supporting the evil that you do in real life. It is fine you hide behind your computer to display your derangement

igbsam:
Issorite, u wey get sense, abeg na how much be yout chinchin sense ? Anyway, I don't expect u women to swallow such bitter pills

Lmao @bitter pills

The only person bitter here is you. Simply because you can't fathom how she could move on so easily and attract an even younger and sexier man than the former monkey she married.

You're already left behind if you keep believing it is not the place of women to find love so soon again after a break up.
You would rather she wallows in loneliness and all men reject her because she's been married before.

She's not the first and won't be the last.
Yea so that bitter pill remains yours to swallow the more you see women moving on after dumping goats that didn't conform to their marriage vows

Welder:
Who da fuq are you to be talking thrash like some moral standard. If you are an old cargo who cant attract the younger male...then up your game.

lol

dinachi:
This is exactly why I advice women to stop this challenging attitude in your husbands house. It is sad the woman is late but I have handled hundreds of cases where violence at home have become the norm. Just this evening I have had to admonish a sweet looking woman who possessed a terrifying tongue to go easy on tongue lashing her husband so they can have peace at home.

Shut up. Ediot. Somebody died.

You think everything is a joke?

Why don't you go back to that thread where the woman is still alive and receiving her own beatings to continue your praise of the handsome gentleman you called her husband.

When they are dead you're not needed anymore.