₦airaland Forum

bukatyne:
Coco,

Thanks

That has been our point; you do not cook in someone's kitchen TILL they give you the permission to do so.

Chillisauce:
Yes dear

Can the queen help ?

crackhaus:
Cococandy come in here...
This woman has been married to him for 20years, so why is it now she wants a divorce?

Wait let me guess, she has met another man and is using this insanity accusation as an excuse to go be with him... yes?


Cc: Soulglo, Alutacontinua

aisha2:
If all of you have seen his peni-s you are all EQUAL in the eyes of the balls. ( forgive my french)

bukatyne:
Please ladies, honest yes or no answers to these two questions below:

1. If you and hubby went to one of hubby's friend house whom you have never met, will you enter their kitchen the next morning making breakfast without hubby's friend's wife giving you permission?

2. If hubby invited a friend (known to you) who brings along a lady, would you like if this lady (not known to you) wakes up the next morning and jumps into your kitchen without you permitting/inviting her to do so?


I go first

1. No
2. No

O ya start...

edwife:
Every action has consequences....

All the party involved in this scenario are bush people.....

1) Mr visitor from abroad,whenever you are invited to someone's house please notify the host that you will be bringing an extra luggage.They only prepared for you.Obvioulsly his stay abroad was a waste! Next time cassidy go to a hotel!

2)Miss girfriend,next time read body language....there is no way you did not see something odd about MADAM,when someone is unfriendly you just know it,for the fact that you guys were not acquainted you should have stayed the hell out of her kitchen....

3) Madam,you are one low-self esteem lady with this nasty attitude of judging people before knowing them.You need to work on yourself,you being married does not make you any better than anyone out there.Being nice and courteous does not cost much....
why you mad?

4)Sir,next time stand by your madam....as your friend did-do teach your woman some notion of being a good host and self-esteem...

Chillisauce:
this is our nigerian madam. waiting for her guest to enter the kitchen
https://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/27/2740/ENSND00Z/posters/lion-sleeping-at-whipsnade-zoo-asleep-one-eye-open-march-1959.jpg

Shirley07:
There's nothing to lose 'cos it's a 4 year regime. There is 50% chance Buhari will do well and 50% chance he will not because he something to prove. However, there's 100% chance Jonathan will do nada if he's re-elected because he has nothing to prove and won't be contesting after this election.
So it's all good if Buhari delivers and if he fails to, he'll be voted out in the next campaign. Nothing spoil.

Shirley07:
Who told you it wasn't an option? There were elective and main subjects those days. Students were asked to select 13 subjects from the total 31 available subjects.
Whatever, as long as the British body didn't deny it, I have no problem with it.
The reason I chose GMB is that I believe he is the strongest rival to challenge GEJ out of all the candidates. Hence, I'll waste no vote of mine on another who has little chance.
Another is, Buhari is a man who isn't swayed/dictated unlike GEJ. Right now, Buhari needs all the help he can get from fraudsters like Tinubu, IBB, OBJ e.t.c but once he gets into the position, he won't easily be dictated. Infact, he would put them where they belong or do you think Buhari has forgiven what the likes of IBB and co did to him? Of course not, nobody knows what's happening in the stomach of the lizard because it's always flattened on the ground but let that D day comes.
Lastly, Buhari has no corruption stain on him. Despite all his aggressiveness in the past, he's a man of integrity who never looted our money. Infact, his speech today impressed me. He could have gone hulla baloo on the military who denied he had no copy of his results with them but he didn't.. Instead, he allowed them to have their moment and preferred to go to the appropriape source for his result, thereby showing he's the bigger man.
Buhari is no saint. Inshort, he's a devil but compared to GEJ, he's the man, not a weakling. Hence, my vote goes to him.

Shirley07:
Really disappointed. Can't believe you allowed your bias to totally block your sense of reasoning.
Should I also tell you my statement of result and my original cert.'s has different passports on them? I was in my schl. uniform in my cert.'s passport as opposed to the mufti wears on my statement of result's passport. Reason being, I submitted a new passport to my principal when I was to collect my statement of result and this was before my school received my original certificate from waec. Both results has the little girl face but the dress I wore were different.
This should tell you a statement of result is issued by the school at anytime based on the master result list from the exam body whereas the original cert is issued strictly by the exam body.
Obviously, Buhari has lost his original certificate and issueing a new one will take longer than expected, especially from an exam body outside Nigeria. However, it is quite easy for the school to issue his statement of result based on the Cambridge masters lists with them. This is exactly what Buhari's school did for him yesterday. Hence, the date issued will be year 2015 and the formats in 'todays' school formats i.e, (Sscce/Waec/Neco).
If the british body doesn't deny it, then I see no reason why we should, especially if we're truly the higher being with high intellect and reasoning.

porka:
Wrote his own name as Muhammadu.

Katsina certificate bears Mohamed.

Buhari should be in jail already.

babestella:
Lawyers in the house, please answer this question.

Is "Muhammadu Buhari" the same as "Mohamed Buhari"?

Buhar'is letter of application to join the army and his supposedly statement of result are from two different names.

Any legal implication here.

StOla:
You don't have to.

What matters is that when Buhari is done with Nigeria, steady electricity would be guaranteed, our refineries would work again to the shame of the oil importers who want to keep us on imported fuel, prisons would be the retirement home of the thieves and corrupt, our healthcare would be worthy of the patronage of our political office holders, and our education would not be 2nd class to Ghana's.


All of us would learn to be responsible citizens of a great country.

BackDatAssUp:
I have provided an academic write up on the history of the Nigerian Educational curriculum. The link also provided a summary of subjects registered and sat for and the percentile distribution.

Don't act the ostrich. Clink on the link and scroll to page 9.

StOla:
I am voting for Buhari, the one who terminated a cabal civilian government.
The one who incarcerated Jim Nwobodo for stealing money Jonathan described as not up to new Peugeot.
The one who tried to kidnap a corrupt transport minister Umaru Dikko and bring him back home to face charges.
The one who crushed the maitatsine sect that had disturbed the Shagari regime.
The one called a tribalist and religious extremist, yet he appointed more Christian than Muslims as military governors.
The one who would not set up committee to investigate an obvious case of corruption before sacking and prosecuting a corrupt minister. Committees we never see their recommendations implemented.
The one who was petroleum minister and did not amass wealth.
The one who did not earn a second salary as PTF chairman because he already collects a pension from the same government.
The one who chose to earn only N2.3M instead of N23M appropriated as monthly pension for all living ex rulers.
The one who has been probed but still shines with the glitter of uprightness.
The one who would rule and the cabal would run away, leaving us with a country we yearn for.

StOla:
Which is the conclusion a hardened heart who has been disappointed with the turn of events would conclude.

The registration details are provided for those who wish to probe further at their own expense.

Nigeria would be free of the cabal that has refused to repair our refineries or improve on electricity.
The same enemies of the state are now fully emboldened to canvass for votes by promising that our prisons would be free of corrupt men that should normally occupy it.

They are eulogizing Nwobodo for being unduly incarcerated for ordinary stealing?
They forget the same Nwobodo as sport minister would later go on to steal government generator from National Stadium Lagos so as to power his village house.
An impossibility if he had been left to languish in the jail he deserved.

Cococandy, even you would enjoy the dividends of a responsible government starting from May 28th, 2015.

moreeni:
I meant it as a punishment to him. Had no problem using them but just felt like biasching about the whole episode. It never repeated itself.

CaptainAmerica1:
Yes it could have been generated by anybody.

But I think you missed this


Are you doubting Cambridge University?

Well, if you are, then it's just simple hate that is clouding your judgment from seeing the facts.

BackDatAssUp:
I have provided an academic write up on the history of the Nigerian Educational curriculum. The link also provided a summary of subjects registered and sat for and the percentile distribution.

Don't act the ostrich. Clink on the link and scroll to page 9.

holatin:
gat important people to reply so take a map and board a train to hell

BackDatAssUp:
WASC did not offer any local language up till 1975

Where did Buhari get his Hausa result?

holatin:
oponu ayirada, afi obo jeun

priscaoge:
[size=14pt] Hmmmmmm...I stumbled on this!!!

Shehu Yar'ardua's page was edited today around 4:26PM

Take note of the Service years! [/size]

holatin:
babe your dumbness don reach heaven, you go school so.
pls reply so I can educate your brainless head

StOla:
Aunty sorry ooo. Even you are not beyond redemption so I'll try again.

What you have displayed on this thread is a statement of result. An institution can always generate it anytime it is requested by an alumnus. The results are copied off the master result sheet and typed into a letterhead of the institution. The picture of the student as supplied is then attached.

Please note that this is not a copy of the statement that was released to Buhari in 1961 or 1980 or 1990. This is a copy issued today with a today picture of Buhari, and not the schoolboy picture you so much crush after.

The master result is also provided as evidence of where the results were copied from as printed today.

Everyone must submit a letter of recommendation from an alma mater despite having a result tendered at some point in our academic/economic pursuit.

If you are still in doubt, please head to Cambridge for further evidence and for your own academic improvement.

moreeni:
I wouldn't have found it funny at all. It has happened to me before in my bf's house with a friend's girl too. I kept quiet but my expression could murder. Lucky for me I wasn't married to him, I just a cooked up a story to leave that day. Left and refused to step back until the guy changed the cooking pots! That was my punishment for him

Doyin2:
I think we should ignore all this satanic PDP paid agents.I am getting pissed off by their level of very low intelligence.

StOla:
Cococandy why you dey fall hands naa?
I understand you might not like Buhari for his age, religion, tribe, or the role he played in the victorious Nigerian army during the civil war or in terminating a corrupt civilian regime.

Even if you go to your secondary school today, you will be issued a result on their latest letter head and dated today, but with the time details of the exam you wrote.

If WAEC was to issue you a new certificate, it would be issued with today's date, but with the time details of the exam you wrote.

Do you honestly expect the school to attach a 1960 picture of Buhari to a statement of result issued in 2015?

You are indeed a baby ooo, but a babe as Loretta_U.

yang:
If I remember correctly, they had nothing like O' level Cambridge. Cambridge is an A level exams you do after high school.