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loveymom:
Looks Yum, enjoy

I am on a 1 week fruit detox, today is day 2

Kondomatic:
There's one important item you miss out in all your posts even though I am sure you know how important it is for beginners.


@SamuelLoch, as a starter, you don't have to put all the things used in cooking a particular soup, just the necessary ones. That's how I started my own anyways.

Now lemme show you how to cook Egusi soup as beginner.

Things you need.

Water.
Red Oil(good one)
Salt
Onion
Pepper
Ugu Leaves
Magi
Fish.
Beef
Crayfish
And Chilled Bottle Of Macdowell whisky[I have no idea why Poco doesn't recommend this?] or any other blended gin of your choice. Igabada kai kai is also recommended.

*Some add tomatoes but I don't*.

Let's Get Started.

1. Set the pot on your stove(fire) and pour in a cup of water.

2. Open the Macdowell.

3. Wash the beef or fish or both(if you can afford them) with clean water and put them in the pot.

4. Before you proceed, sample the Mac to check for quality.

5. Add some ingredients that you normally use to cook meat, eg. Salt(a little) magi, sliced onion etc and stir small.

6. It must be just right! To be sure the macdowell is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup of mac into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Don't Repeat.

7. Mix the ground egusi with water and set aside. Please don't make it watery.

8. Wash the ugu leaves, slice them and set aside.

9. Meanshile, it's important to make sure the Mac is of the finest quality-try another cup.

10. When the meat is almost done, use a tea spoon to put balls of the Egusi into the pot. Please don't stir after putting them. Cook until the balls of egusi starts to break on its own.

11. Now Take another shot of the Mac for consistency.

12. When the egusi starts to break, add red oil and stir.

13. Sample the Mac again to be sure the heat hasn't affected the quality.

14. Add the rest of the items and stir. Cook for 3 minutes.

15. If you are still awake by this time(I hope you are) then drop the soup and start arranging for the garri, poundo, or semo that you will use to enjoy the soup.

I know you must be wondering why you have to drink all that alcohol while cooking?

Well, I will tell you...

First, it keeps your mind in clear state.

2. It will give you something to blame if you use too much salt, pepper or water.

And finally, It will help turn your stomach against food if the soup is tasteless and impossible to eat.

You're welcome.

You wan learn about any other soup?

Just ask.

NoToPile:
It seems the craze for abroad has affected the thinking of some people. She should let 3 children go because they are in the UK? Very warped thinking.

Terrible people everywhere.

UDUJ:
hahahahhaa , I hope you know there are Nigerians that live better than most of your so called US based Nigerians. Nigerians that can decide to travel to any part of the world when they feel the need to. Not everyone wants to line up for visas to live as second class citizens when they already live a good life here. Just get that wrong notion out your head. Cheers

CSTRR:
it's not so deep.

Arsenate:
I don't understand her. She keeps calling nairalanders names just because they do not suck up to women all the time.

UDUJ:
My thoughts exactly.

The US where almost all men are emasculated.

Arsenate:
You keep saying this for years now, why don't you just leave the forum because apparently we aren't going to just believe women because they are women and lick their assses as they do over there in the gynocentric US where women can just wake up in the morning and say "hey I wanna screw my husband's life up" and voila she achieves that with a call. Here we see women as the humans they are, capable of heinous crimes.
Why don't you just leave?

Openbusiness:
Sherrup!

Openbusiness:
Make peace with your husband, apologize and submit to him, that's your only viable option. Even though you are both the parents, the children are HIS, not yours. That's why children bear their father's surname, not mother. Even Jesus bore his father's name and took after the Lineage of Joseph, not Mary. That's the law of Nature, that's the system God put in place.

If you report to UK embassy, it won't change anything. You will only worsen the situation for yourself.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Truth be told this mindset is very sick.Wherever you got it from it won't help you in the long run.I don't have time to go deeper and argue with you but then not all women are the same so don't think this sick mindset can apply to someone like me it cannot like cococandy said sensible girls will leave such men "with the speed of light" and she is not lying.This is very sick don't go about misleading men and teaching them nonsense like as if you know more about women than women themselves this is not in anyway generally true and you know nothing about women don't mislead people

Hathor5:
Freshbank

First of all, let me commend you for pointing out and acknowledging your wife's contributions. It is refreshing to see someone approach a conflict from a good place, a place of fairness.

But allow me to correct your statement that your marriage has cracks. All I see is a disagreement and it is a normal part of marriage or any relationship between humans for that matter. Embrace conflict and use it to your advantage. If handled wisely, it will bring the two of you closer.

Now let me ask you if you can also acknowledge that your wife did not deliberately want to disappoint you?

And then ask yourself this: What could have I done differently/better?

You have high standards (which I like) and yet you rely on others to meet them entirely. Could you have been more actively involved in the organization?

You should be enjoying your honeymoon stage now. What is done is done. Now focus your energy on shaping your daily life together so that you can celebrate many anniversaries. Some couples refresh their wedding vows after some years and throw parties. You can do that too and take charge of the organization so that it will be as perfect as you desire it to be.

One more thing: Whenever you have an argument with your wife, ask yourself this: What am I doing wrong for it to happen? Tell her to do the same. Agree on a no-blame-approach in times of peace. It will go a long way. You are one unit now. Don't let one day ruin a life.

Jaqenhghar:
LOL. Merry Christmas to you too. Looks like you covered the basics. Not much... just enough. Nice

Klass99:
You have joined the league of silly babes I know on this forum

Nnemuka:
Merry Christmas foodlanders

Ps: I am not a chef, ignore the size of the eggs.

Petyprincess:
Packed nd shared to some lovely people on the streets.

SimpDetector:
Simp spotted.

Apologizing to a girl is simp behavior. Under no circumstance should you apologize to a girl. It sounds like bad advice but it works. Rather than apologize, you tease her. Or just deny her allegation with boldness and make her doubt her sanity. This makes her emotions go hay wire and as long as you are constantly stiring that pot of a girls emotions, she gets hooked to you more.

Contrary to what women say, they actually do not want your apology. It makes them look more in control and whenever a girl feels she is in control, she begins to lose attraction for you.

MrToothBrush:
I had to read my post over and over again. Good night

MrToothBrush:
wow I didn't insult you oo

MrToothBrush:
please take me to the abroad
Happy Christmas to you and everyone you care about and cares about you.

I know you hardly do giveaway but please let my case be an exception. Let me get a giveaway from you ma

MrToothBrush:
Does the Redpill movement support using "please" and "aunty" for women. Asking for a friend

Ryan03:
Cococandy

Funmmyastic:
Merry christmas to,Cococandy .

loveymom:
Yum Yum, you try I swear

Legitdimple:
Merry Christmas from this side.

Jaqenhghar:
Wow yoghurt cake . Never heard of that before. I hope it tastes good.

Im curious to see what you and cococandy have up your sleeves for this christmas. Her thanksgiving spread looked divine

loveymom:
Now I amu tempted to make puff-puff, Merry Christmas Sis

Klass99:
Coco pls come and tell me how much you weigh.

You must not weigh less than me abeg, considering your sweet tooth and love for food.