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matrix199:
That's me being discreet.


Well, I'd have to hope that one day the time machine would be invented.


But we're cool right?

matrix199:
Sin.. or Mar....

matrix199:
Are you tied?

matrix199:
Full grown hair in a 7-month old baby is normal? Like really?


I don't have to pull stuff with you. All I have to say to you now is that you're very beautiful.

matrix199:
I seldom reply quotes or incorrect corrections on this platform because of the childish nature of many fellows on the platform. But reading your correction, I can see it comes with a good intention, plus your quote seems sensible. So I guess you're worth my time.

Firstly, there's no such thing as "unwanted hair growth". She's a baby, and babies are oblivious of features on their bodies. They can't tell what they want or not.

That said, the correction is abnormal hair growth, in any area of/on the body, particularly the face and the body. Though the term "hirsutism" is mostly related to the condition of abnormal hair growth on the face or body in women, it(hirsutism), as a term, can be discreetly used to describe this condition with this baby.

Infant hirsutism is a discreet derived term to describe the hair abnormality in babies.

Topzy007:
Nigerian woman go hardly give birth to this kind pikin, simply because say dem don abort all the better pikin for their belle nah, adams oshimole & saraki version remain from their belle

Hedonisst:
As the saying goes, na the day wey you kill mad man for road na im you go know say he get people.

Some lunatics would emerge from nowhere and claim 'in laws' if you marry an orphan and you happen to have some little money. It's just best to be as brutal as you can from day 1. Don't give room for nonsense. Even if I have billions, I would never take stupid in laws as part of my responsibility. They're never worth it.

Amberon11:
Just go over his posts, very useless man I must say.

Amberon11:
It is now obvious that Nigerian me are some of the most useless on the planet. You who have been gallivanting around town fvcking married women, taking them to guest houses and meetingany women on Facebook and giving them money are now planning on divorcing your wife over a trivial issue.

You people can't take half of what you give to your wives. Mumu.

Themandator:
Thank you. I am from Anambra state and married to an Imo beautiful woman but you see if you don't lah the ground rules this people will relocate to your home and make life unbearable. My wife knows that no mortal changes my order..... Not even my parents.


The day the father gave her instructions to be in their village, I just called him and told him she won't be there... He said he is asking her to come and I told him, air,she is my wife and I have told her she can't do such...she only cried and resumed her life.



Whenever they call her that this one is coming and she informs me, I simply ask her the month we are in.... If she says July, I says, it doesn't look holiday period here does it

Mutemenot:
Op, you laid foundation to your problem, as a married man the leg you have your wife is what she stands with. If you never allowed your in-laws Into your family from onset, they won't have seen your brokus. Better speak like a man and free your self from them. If your wife does play a negative attitude to that, fire her but for now divorce is not the step.
Me, If not for an official purpose, I have nothing to do with my in-laws. I don't call nor even visit, I choose to be seen as a bad inlaws than bn used as a house boy.
Remember, When the black ant stings the buttocks, next time it [buttocks] learns wisdom.

Hedonisst:
That's what women and their family liability specialise in - driving men crazy.

The part of marriage in Nigeria I hate the most is the family liability abandonment (in business terms) that you as a man (investor) will be forced to inherit when you get married, as if you're acquiring a bankrupt company and must take on its liabilities. And they almost always never come with assets, only liabilities upon liabilities. It's unacceptable to me, and I have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

If I'm marrying you, I'm not having none of your family Bullshyt. They're not even allowed to come stay in my house for any length of time, except the mother is on 'omugwo' duties.

Useless people. Tomorrow they would still forget all the good you did for them and treat your children like trash if, God forbids, you've fallen on hard times or worse, you're no longer alive. I've seen these things with my korokoro eyes. It's better to buy fuel, pour it on your money and burn it up rather than spend it on these useless so-called in-laws.

OP thumbs up for leaving that fool stranded at the park. That's exactly what I'd have done, but unlike you, I wouldn't even switch my phone off. And God knows I would have insulted her father for daring to send me such stupid messages.

Bottom line, Read the riot act to that woman and stand your GROUND. It's either on your own terms or nothing. No mediation, no negotiation, and no conciliation. Simply set down your new rules like a tyrant and enforce them immediately. Failure to comply with the new order, then you must kick her out immediately. I don't like the word divorce because it even makes these yeye women feel important. Aiint gat time for that formal poo. Give her and her yeye family an ultimatum and kick her out if she refuses to have sense.

Eketem:
Poster you sef
You are married but keep meeting different women who are also demanding money from you, maybe that is why your wife feels she may need to finish all your money so you don't spend it on these women outside


Why is everybody trying to get money from you? Do you show off? You were even judging one of the women for drinking 3 beers meanwhile you are a married man chatting with women on social media

matrix199:
Weirdly beautiful!


Infant hirsutism.

Naomi14:
I want

Rhemy2013:
Coco baby

shaybebaby:
Allow me to introduce myself.

soberdrunk:
Oooooooooooo!!! He is here again ooooo!!! Making us guys look bad!!.........

shaybebaby:
As much as I want to take credit for it, no I didn't. OH made both of them.

But since he is my better half, it's as good as me making it.

3verblazing:
most Girlfriends have banged or are banging more than one man.. Even wives... So this I not even a point... The main issue is if the man is getting the satisfaction he wants... Women do this too.. Not just men... I don't support the act but if u Starve ur partner of emotional needs he/she will defiantly get it elsewhere

ChidiAlaigbo:
E dey pain you? Na my fault say una toto cheap so.......?

mimimile93:
The public toilet there means Runs Girls while the private toilet means house wivies.


I bet u dat most runs girls are cleaner than house wivies.


Nigerian women are dirty set of animals..

Edusouls:
nsogbu di my sister, kedu ebe ajoo ihe nka si?is it that the wives are really so bad to them? Or just sheer irresponsibility of these men? See in my own opinion, i think you women have lost it all even in taking care of your husbands, loosing your precious husbands to hallots is a collosal shame, to wived..

DKM123:
Isn't it funny they have a "name" for the so called prostitute?
A married man who fcuks his wife and uses that same shrivelled p.enis to go put inside the hole of several women whom themselves have received the pe.nis of several men isn't a prostitute too abi.

Prostitute married men everywhere.

If you feel your overworked wife is abandoning your emotional needs, why not sit her down and communicate. So you think you going to Bleep prostitutes is you NOT abandoning her own emotional needs. Keep looking for excuses and they will ALWAYS be available.
A married man once told me his beautiful wife died of cancer all in the name of p.usssy. He had no idea the kind of girl he messed up with. I made sure his wife knew that the husband had killed her while she was still hale and hearty. It's not about excuses its about total lack of self control.

If your wife decides to start fvcking one gigolo yahoo boy and spends your family money on him, I am sure you will NEVER agree if she gives the excuses you are giving. All this over grown babies sef. Una hypocrisy no get part two.

Caseless:



The man was "spoiled" by love that he went back bring back those he'd stolen before. May the Lord be praised!

Can you now see how Twitter and Facebook story can be funny?

cnonyechi:
In as much as what u said is true but really women need to pay attention sexually to der husbands. My husband tells me all d time dat a wife dat can't satisfy her husband sexually is preparing for doom and funny enough I believe him. We wives need to up our game if not na vacancy be dat ooo

shaybebaby:
First Pic- Chicken Fajita with tortilla wrap and some spring onion+coriander+onion drizzled with lemon side.

Pepperoni Pizza with coriander, chorizo and ham. (I love a variety of dead animals on my pizza)